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Alanis Was Here For About One Minute Before Screwing Up: Tales From The Slack

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Paulie from da block
Paulie from da block
4 months ago

Does this mean Bobs guy is gonna grace us with his smooth lines?

Adrian Clarke
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Adrian Clarke
4 months ago

That man is a poet.

Phuzz
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Phuzz
4 months ago

At least she didn’t add the editor of the Atlantic into a secret discussion about Jason’s plans for war on the Rotarians.

Cars? I've owned a few
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Cars? I've owned a few
4 months ago
Reply to  Phuzz

See my comment posted four hours after yours. Nicely played, sir.

DrDanteIII
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DrDanteIII
4 months ago

YES, we’re going full Jalop-topian!

Scott Hunter
Scott Hunter
4 months ago

Isn’t it ironic.

FormerTXJeepGuy
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FormerTXJeepGuy
4 months ago

Bobs guy?

Adrian Clarke
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Adrian Clarke
4 months ago

Again with new people Matt? You know how I feel about new people.

Boulevard_Yachtsman
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Boulevard_Yachtsman
4 months ago

1,000,000 Par$h-bucks from Menards? Not bad!

Mike F.
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Mike F.
4 months ago

Oh I’d have easily done that my first time.

On another note, Alanis is a millionaire. What’s she doing working here?

Totally not a robot
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Totally not a robot
4 months ago
Reply to  Mike F.

She’s actually the undercover boss. She’s come here to “work with the help” for a few days to learn how they do things.

SaabaruDude
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SaabaruDude
4 months ago
Reply to  Mike F.

Still trying to catch up to Fancy Kristen

E Petry
E Petry
4 months ago
Reply to  Mike F.

Alan King is a millionaire, not Alanis.

TOSSABL
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TOSSABL
5 months ago

There’s always gonna be issues joining a new organization. Alanis was just getting it out of her system in a big way 😉

The list of contributors keeps getting bigger & better: well worth the subscription!

Church
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Church
5 months ago

Total noob. I’m willing to look at past it given her qualifications, history, and fun avatar, though.

Ppnw
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Ppnw
5 months ago

So glad to see you here, Alanis!

Mechjaz
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Mechjaz
5 months ago

Welcome welcome welcome Alanis, we’re so glad you’re here!

Even if maybe Lewin didn’t extra super appreciate your, what, 4 am call? 😀

Alanis King
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Alanis King
5 months ago
Reply to  Mechjaz

I have never done that before and I’m so glad it happened in a place where it would be blogged

Gubbin
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Gubbin
5 months ago

A L A N I S ! ! !

Alanis King
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Alanis King
5 months ago
Reply to  Gubbin

Hi!

Bleeder
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Bleeder
5 months ago

Hey, it’s cool, everyone – she was just trying to add The Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg back to the Signal chat.

Alanis King
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Alanis King
5 months ago
Reply to  Bleeder

I need to tell him my plans

Dave
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Dave
5 months ago

Alanis is here! Now all we need to do is entice Kristen Lee…

Gubbin
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Gubbin
5 months ago
Reply to  Dave

OK, but you don’t get Fancy Kristen unless you have Softbank level funding.

Peter d
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Peter d
4 months ago
Reply to  Gubbin

I miss Fancy Kristen!

Adrian Clarke
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Adrian Clarke
4 months ago
Reply to  Peter d

You have fancy Adrian. I’m more than enough.

Peter d
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Peter d
4 months ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

There is a difference between wealthy aloof and goth aloof… Although you do have a Ferrari, which puts you in the same general direction as Fancy Kristen…

Waremon0
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Waremon0
5 months ago

Keep adding amazing columnists!

Trust Doesn't Rust
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Trust Doesn't Rust
5 months ago

This is gonna work out just fine.

OrigamiSensei
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OrigamiSensei
5 months ago

Lol, that’s your internal problem. We still love Alanis and are thrilled to have her in the Autopian universe.

Alanis King
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Alanis King
5 months ago
Reply to  OrigamiSensei

: )

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
5 months ago

Which is worse, accidental Huddle invites, or reply all to a company-wide email?

VanGuy
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VanGuy
5 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

At least with Outlook, in certain organizations you can “recall” those messages as damage control.

Alanis King
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Alanis King
5 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Reply-all because I can cancel the huddle hahaha

Taargus Taargus
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Taargus Taargus
4 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Reply-all should require you to type “yes, i do want to reply to everyone in this email chain” into a dialogue box, or at a minimum give you a 5 second warning/recall button before it officially sends.

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
4 months ago

There are delayed send features in both Gmail and Outlook for exactly that purpose!

Taargus Taargus
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Taargus Taargus
4 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

You can edit the ribbon in Outlook, so I personally moved the reply-all button far away from reply in hopes to force myself to make a conscious decision to chose one over the other.

Totally not a robot
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Totally not a robot
4 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

I really enjoy replying-all to those emails to tell people to stop replying-all.

MATTinMKE
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MATTinMKE
5 months ago

Love the avatar!

10001010
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10001010
5 months ago

Welcome Alanis and also I absolutely hate Slack.

Alanis King
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Alanis King
5 months ago
Reply to  10001010

: )

I don't hate manual transmissions
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I don't hate manual transmissions
5 months ago

Alanis is KING!

Alanis King
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Alanis King
5 months ago

Of Slack calls

ClutchAbuse
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ClutchAbuse
5 months ago

I once talked shit about our CEO on slack to a colleague. I was still screen sharing. The CEO was on the call. It was brief enough that somehow he didn’t see it but my god I thought I had just killed my career (and my bosses who I was chatting with). Biggest work related fuckup I’ve ever made by far. I never talk shit about anyone at work anymore, full stop. It’s not worth it. My boss ripped me apart for being so stupid and rightly so. I would not have blamed him one bit if he shit canned me.

This was 5 years ago and we still both work at the same place.

Last edited 5 months ago by ClutchAbuse
Alanis King
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Alanis King
5 months ago
Reply to  ClutchAbuse

WOW

Mike F.
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Mike F.
4 months ago
Reply to  ClutchAbuse

I learned back when I was 16 and worked in restaurants that any time I ever talked shit about one of the managers, I would turn around and find that manager standing right behind me. It never failed. Fortunately, they never did more than roll their eyes, but I learned my lesson.

Totally not a robot
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Totally not a robot
4 months ago
Reply to  ClutchAbuse

That’s why I use code names when talking shit on a group chat with personal phone numbers.

Peter d
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Peter d
4 months ago
Reply to  ClutchAbuse

Watch out for the same thing on Zoom. I once thought I was replying to a Direct Message and, very out of character, I made a fairly snarky remark that was broadcast to everyone on the call. I sweated it out for a bit, but for the most part the people I was calling out seemed to let is pass. As an old work friend used to say to his teenage sons – before you do anything, ask yourself what would you say if it was printed on the front page of the newspaper… if your only response is I don’t know why I did that… then don’t do it.

AssMatt
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AssMatt
5 months ago

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Gubbin
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Gubbin
5 months ago
Reply to  AssMatt

538965

Squirrelmaster
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Squirrelmaster
5 months ago

Slack is both the best and worst thing to ever happen to businesses. It can make connections so much easier, especially for teams that are geographically spread. It is also terrible if you do something like Alanis did…which a coworker did on Wednesday…to almost 11,000 people.

VanGuy
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VanGuy
5 months ago
Reply to  Squirrelmaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zw5KdqiZMs
Makes me think of the first 30 seconds of this cutscene from Serious Sam 2.

Andy Farrell
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Andy Farrell
5 months ago
Reply to  Squirrelmaster

Oof, that had to suck.

Alanis King
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Alanis King
5 months ago
Reply to  Squirrelmaster

tbf I immediately laughed when I did it

Totally not a robot
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Totally not a robot
4 months ago
Reply to  Squirrelmaster

Ok but did anyone else join in the massive group chat?

Squirrelmaster
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Squirrelmaster
4 months ago

No clue – I certainly didn’t.

Peter d
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Peter d
4 months ago
Reply to  Squirrelmaster

OK, that is not an individual problem – that is either bad setup or back software. You should not be able to huddle with 11,000 people with a click or two.

Ben
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Ben
4 months ago
Reply to  Peter d

Slack is one of the most anti-social pieces of software I’ve ever seen. The fact that @here exists is one of the biggest mis-features in the history of software design. There is absolutely no excuse for the fact that one self-absorbed person can drop into a channel and interrupt 5000 people’s day in one five letter command.

I once did the math on how much time is wasted on these mass-email/Slack screwups and it is just staggering. Sure, maybe it’s only 10 or 15 seconds to read the message and decide it doesn’t apply to you (although that’s probably optimistic in some cases), but multiply that by enough people and you start wasting literal days of time.

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