How I Crashed My 1989 Ford F-150 Into A Ditch: Cold Start
Ahh, idiocy. Who amongst us doesn’t enjoy indulging in a nice little dose of absolute top-shelf, double-oaked, well-aged dumbassery every now and then? I helped
The Dodge Challenger SRT Demon 170 Is A 1,025-Horsepower Muscle Car Curtain Call
One thousand and twenty-five horsepower. Mic drop. Dodge’s V8 muscle cars may be living their final hours, but one of them is swilling moonshine and
Is The Crappiest Car You’ve Ever Driven On Public Roads Worse Than This Hyundai Palisade That Just Got Pulled Over?
I’m not proud of it, but I’ve driven some real piles on public roads. I mean real garbage. But unlike this person in Australia, I’ve never
Come Celebrate The Autopian’s *One Year Anniversary* At This Big Car Show In Santa Clarita (And Bring Your Junkers)
Porsche Cars & Coffee happens the first Saturday of every month at The Autopian founder Beau’s absolutely stunning Porsche dealership in Santa Clarita, California. This
Here’s How Audi Is Renaming Its Lineup To Make Identifying EVs Easier
Oh, so you thought Audi was killing all its gas cars? Well, you’re still probably right, because it is. The brand plans on icing out
The Acura Integra Type S Will Get Five More Horsepower Than The Civic Type R But You May Not Notice
Another properly hot Acura is on the horizon. While not a full-on Type R model, the Integra is getting a Type S trim that borrows
How A Regional Auto Show In Ohio Showed Me That Auto Shows Still Matter, No Matter What Everyone Says
An old boss of mine often explained to me “The internet isn’t real life” anytime I’d get all in a tizzy about some dumb trend
Our Daydreaming Designer Imagines A Chevy Corvair As America’s First Hybrid, Even Before The Honda Insight And Toyota Prius
Is it time for the Corvair to come to an end of its run in our imaginary alternate reality? Like any series with sequels, at
This Company Wants To Sell You A $12,500 Modular Off-Road Camper That You Build At Your Own Pace
A common complaint that I see regarding the state of RVs today is that most of them are just so expensive. It seems that you’ll
The Electric Kia EV5 Concept Has Brutalist Looks And Swiveling Seats
Hang on, wasn’t this vehicle unveiled last week? Close, but not quite. This is the Kia EV5 Concept, a preview of the EV9 crossover’s smaller
Lotus Carlton, Mercedes-Benz Unimog 404.1, Honda GB500 Tourist Trophy: Mercedes’ Marketplace Madness
Welcome back to Mercedes’ Marketplace Madness! As you know, I love picking up dirt-cheap cars and motorcycles and then telling you lovely readers about the dumb things
Looks Like BMWs Are Getting A New Naming Scheme That Will Continue BMW’s Tradition Of Nonsensical Badging
The three things we can count on are death, taxes, and BMW’s model naming scheme being a clusterfuck. CarBuzz has recently unearthed some trademark filings
Insurance Companies Don’t Know How Much Battery Pack Damage Is Too Much, So They’re Totaling Good EVs: Report
Sometimes it’s easy to forget that we’re still in the Wild West era of electric vehicles. The charging infrastructure isn’t what it needs to be,
Kentucky Fried Fixer-Uppers: 1998 Honda Accord vs 2009 Chevy Colorado
Hey friends! It’s Monday morning. Time to start your week off right with some poor automotive choices. Today’s metaphorical dart thrown at the map landed
We’re Driving The Hyundai Ioniq 6 This Week. What Do You Want To Know?
It’s with great shame that I must admit Jason Torchinsky won this weekend’s Autopian staff parking lot rumble we held to determine who would get
How I Crashed My 1989 Ford F-150 Into A Ditch: Cold Start
Ahh, idiocy. Who amongst us doesn’t enjoy indulging in a nice little dose of absolute top-shelf, double-oaked, well-aged dumbassery every now and then? I helped
I Love Windshield Wipers: Here Are My Favorites
Greetings fellow weird car enthusiasts. Last week, I brought you one of my weird car hyper-fixations: Korean brake lights. Today, we are moving to the
I Once Did A Two-Minute Presentation On A Volkswagen Touareg V10 TDI And Got An ‘A’
Happy Sunday, Autopians! This morning I was scrolling through my YouTube recommendations and came across the infamous Fifth Gear video of the Volkswagen Touareg towing
The Ford Flex Ecoboost Was A 365 HP Milk Crate And I Still Want One
After an exhausting day of writing papers, sitting in class, and playing the piano with cramped fingers, I came across this on my drive home
The Singular Cup Holder In My Land Rover Discovery Is Absolutely Horrendous
For those of you who were forced to read the new guy’s content last week, you’ll remember that I own a 2001 Land Rover Discovery.
Lancia Will Debut A ‘Stratos-Inspired’ EV Next Month: Report
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but we’re in the middle of the Lancia Renaissance. Pretty neat, huh? It turns out the storied Italian brand,