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Are Hot Rods Camp? Tales From The Slack

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Aron9000
Aron9000
1 hour ago

Are fake wood station wagons camp??

At some point with my generation getting into “mid century modern” I think fake wood started to redeem itself a bit.

But damn was it everywhere in the 60’s/70’s. So you wake up and eat breakfast at your oak dinette set, has a formica “oak” pattern on the top. Fire up the Country squire with fake dionic paneling and head to the hardware store. Load up 4×8 sheets of dark oak fske paneling for that basement project. Pull up your brown couch with horses/barns on it(looks like a scene from bonanza) Of course the coffee table has a “wood” formica top, the zenith has more fake wood on the speaker grill. Then you get into a heated game of pong with your son, which of course the atari 2600 has even more FAKE WOOD on it.

I think we had a wood shortage back then. Had to sign a treaty with the beavers up in Alaska and Canada cause all the good NORAD radar sites were on their land. Part of the deal with the beavers was we could not cut down the forrest.

So nothing more ‘Murican than fake wood. If you dont like it, go back to Russia you commie bastard.

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
6 hours ago

Country comfort’s in a truck that’s going back home. Elton John.

Harvey's PJs (Not His Real Name)
Harvey's PJs (Not His Real Name)
8 hours ago

Matt’s summary at the end is excellent. Hot rods are 80% kitsch, 20% camp. The Bohemian Rhapsody is camp. Liberace was… 50/50? Engelbert Humperdinck was kitsch.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
10 hours ago

That’s a good handle, but to me, he should be “Inspector Dick Rodius, Scotland Yard”, a special guest on the Autopian cop show hinted at last week.

FloorMatt
FloorMatt
10 hours ago

Hot rods are very camp. Like maybe the single campiest thing. Just look at Uncertain-T and its paragon status. There’s probably a corner of low-rider culture that’s very camp, but I think more broadly it’s an aesthetic characteristic of a particular community. I would hazard that modern Rolls Royces are also camp. AMG G-wagens, Ferrari Pursangs, Lamborghini Urus: these things are kitsch. There’s a cynical mercantilism to them that prevents them from being camp. There’s an element of camp that is honest, the pursuit of an aesthetic or dream far past the boundaries of taste into ludicrous excess. For David, it’s trying too hard because you refuse to admit that “too hard” is a thing. There is also the implication of a level of actual competence in its pursuit. Hot rod culture is like drag and Swan Lake rolled into one.

Lori Hille
Lori Hille
10 hours ago

New York Dolls: camp.

David Bowie: camp or art?

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
9 hours ago
Reply to  Lori Hille

Art. His music has depths that can still be appreciated and unpacked today. If anything, it was his transcendence of camp that made it art.

Lori Hille
Lori Hille
9 hours ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

Agreed.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
9 hours ago
Reply to  Lori Hille

The New York Dolls are interesting though, as they were completely camp in their own time but then so influential on the creation of so much authentic stuff.

Harvey's PJs (Not His Real Name)
Harvey's PJs (Not His Real Name)
8 hours ago
Reply to  Lori Hille

Cart.

CRM114
CRM114
11 hours ago

Hot rod woody wagons are camp you can camp in.

05LGT
05LGT
11 hours ago

Now I want to see a behind the scenes of John Waters directing (and torturing) Richard Rawlings in …. At that point the specifics cease to matter. I want it to exist though. The making of/behind the scenes would be titled Camp vs. Kitch.

Hugh Crawford
Hugh Crawford
13 hours ago

Rat rods are camp
Everything made from billet, mostly not camp,
Ed Roth is mostly camp.
George Barris hmm… I think camp has some intentionality required.
Dean Jeffrey not camp.
Imitation Dean Jeffrey, kind of camp.
Lowriders and Porsche 917s high art.
Monster trucks, camp.
Toy monster trucks, kitsch.

Want to start an argument, that goes on for weeks? Ask if Star Wars is camp.

I don't hate manual transmissions
I don't hate manual transmissions
13 hours ago
Reply to  Hugh Crawford

Spaceballs was camp (and I’m glad we’re finally getting a sequel).

The first Star Wars trilogy was pure matinee theater (Ewok Christmas Special not withstanding), with a ton of merchandising. So I guess that makes it kitch?

Harvey's PJs (Not His Real Name)
Harvey's PJs (Not His Real Name)
8 hours ago

TOS Star Trek was camp.

Slower Louder
Slower Louder
13 hours ago

I would like to posit that no car is camp. It’s who drives it and how. For that matter, no dress is chic. It’s who wears it and how.
However, the vid of “Tiny Dancer” is quite wonderful.

Angel "the Cobra" Martin
Angel "the Cobra" Martin
13 hours ago

HOLY SHIT, the Renault commercial with the 10.9% financing as a selling point.
(And yes, I’m shutting the machines off early and watching the entire episode of Matt Houston commercials and all)

Shooting Brake
Shooting Brake
14 hours ago

Oh also extra points for using a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend promo in the top shot. Great show if you are a musical nerd like me!

Taco Shackleford
Taco Shackleford
13 hours ago
Reply to  Shooting Brake

Rachel Bloom’s “Fuck me, Ray Bradbury” definitely camp.

Hautewheels
Hautewheels
14 hours ago

I agree with what you’ve posited above, Matt: I think it’s a matter of self-awareness. Camp is self-aware. Kitsch is not. In other words, kitsch is camp minus self-awareness.

To Jack Swansey’s point (although, as a chemist, I have not studied such subjects in depth), in my opinion, NASCAR (the industry) is camp. NASCAR fans are largely kitsch.

A. Barth
A. Barth
13 hours ago
Reply to  Hautewheels

In other words, kitsch is camp minus self-awareness.

The exact words rattling ’round my noggin before I got to your comment were “kitsch = camp – authenticity”. Fantastic!

Okay, everyone, we’ve solved it! 😀

FormerTXJeepGuy
FormerTXJeepGuy
14 hours ago

The Simpsons episode with John Waters is a good primer on camp.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
14 hours ago

I was going to say, regardless of his character on that episode, he’s a perfect arbiter of this sort of thing anyway, so I say just await his ruling on the subject

A. Barth
A. Barth
13 hours ago

“The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?” – J. Waters

Gubbin
Gubbin
14 hours ago

Lowriders: art.
Donks: gloriously camp.
Stanced: must be camp, because otherwise I lose faith in humanity.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
10 hours ago
Reply to  Gubbin

Stanced definitely has the self-awareness part of the camp definition down, since a lot of them have bumper stickers or windshield decals saying things like “Ruined” or “Low N Slow”.

Jack Swansey
Jack Swansey
14 hours ago

More or less an entire chapter of my undergrad thesis was dedicated to answering a similar question: Is NASCAR camp?

(yes)

Gubbin
Gubbin
14 hours ago
Reply to  Jack Swansey

So is most modern country-pop music camp or kitsch? And was this thesis for a Semiotics degree from Brown so you could work in reality TV? (note: I jest but it’s an interesting article.)

Last edited 14 hours ago by Gubbin
Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
14 hours ago
Reply to  Gubbin

Kitsch, based on how their fans react with it

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
10 hours ago
Reply to  Gubbin

The word I’d use is “shit”.

Harvey's PJs (Not His Real Name)
Harvey's PJs (Not His Real Name)
8 hours ago
Reply to  Jack Swansey

Is it, though? There’s a lot of angry flag-waving chuds in NASCAR, and the Dale Earnhardt worship is lacking in self-awareness. In fact I don’t know that the average NASCAR superfan is capable of camp.

Wrestling and monster trucks, however? Camp.

Beto O'Kitty
Beto O'Kitty
14 hours ago

Great post!

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
14 hours ago

Camp is like porn: I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description, and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it.

Gubbin
Gubbin
14 hours ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Porn is any media that stops being interesting immediately after orgasm.

Tbird
Tbird
14 hours ago

Matt Houston looks like Ron Burgundy = camp.

I’m sure Will Ferrall knew this,

Last edited 14 hours ago by Tbird
notoriousDUG
notoriousDUG
15 hours ago

I think David Tracy should be assigned a selection of John Waters films in order to understand camp.

There is no possible way he has been exposed to those before.

LTDScott
LTDScott
14 hours ago
Reply to  notoriousDUG

That’s a divine idea.

Tbird
Tbird
14 hours ago
Reply to  notoriousDUG

He may be a Rocky Horror virgin as well… A ’70s cinema expo is in order.

Lori Hille
Lori Hille
10 hours ago
Reply to  Tbird

At midnight! With props! Rice, toast, toilet paper, a lighter, etc.

Last edited 10 hours ago by Lori Hille
MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
14 hours ago
Reply to  notoriousDUG

Start with ‘Hairspray’ though. I think ‘Polyester’ would permanently damage him.

Andrea Petersen
Andrea Petersen
13 hours ago
Reply to  notoriousDUG

Oooh, Autopian John Waters Movie Watch-Along should totally happen!

Shooting Brake
Shooting Brake
15 hours ago

But who’s on first? And is first camp?

Mr E
Mr E
15 hours ago

I think I understand some of the technical deep dive articles on here more than this discussion, and I’m very much not a technical person. 🙂

Anywho, I think my best take on this is hot-rods can be camp if the car is both unique and fun and the owner isn’t some over-serious arse.

I’m probably wrong about that, but I know I’m right about one thing: THIS site is camp in the absolute best way.

Tbird
Tbird
14 hours ago
Reply to  Mr E

Original Hot Rod – camp, 1000th derivative – kitsch.

D-dub
D-dub
14 hours ago
Reply to  Tbird

Original hot rods = serious cars
Munsters hot rod = camp
2020’s hot rods = kitsch

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
14 hours ago
Reply to  D-dub

Pretty much anything George Barris took credit for is camp.

Now then, fake patina: camp, cool, or crap?

Gubbin
Gubbin
14 hours ago

Fake patina on home goods is kitsch, I don’t see how it would be different on cars unless it was used for a thematic purpose, like say a Holly Hobbie hot rod or something.

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