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As A Car Reviewer, Here’s The One Safety Check I Do Every Time I Get Into A Car

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One of the best perks of this job, other than getting to work with people I love, is getting to drive a lot of different cars. These are mostly new review units, or press cars, though I’m also invited to drive a decent number of random used cars as well. Every time I get into any car I’m unfamiliar with, the first thing I try to do is figure out how to get out of it in an emergency.

This isn’t just important for me, it’s vital for pretty much everyone. You may not review cars, but if you take any form of taxi or rideshare service, you face the risk of being trapped in a car unnecessarily.

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In the old era of cars, nearly every vehicle had a straightforward mechanical door handle that provided a physical connection between your hand and the door release. Power-operated locks are nearly universal, but power-operated door handles were much less common until recently. Why? Electric cars with retracting, flush door handles and frameless windows in cars.

A Real Fatal Risk

I was reminded of this a couple of times in the last week, once because of comedy and once because of tragedy. The funny version of this was when Parker and I got into a Fiat Topolino at the New York Auto Show and both shut our doors for some reason. There was very little risk to our safety inside the air-conditioned Javits Convention Center, but it was slightly uncomfortable that there was no obvious way to get out and no door handle.  Fabric Door Handle Pull 2

 

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This is because of thrift, not style or technology. The locking mechanism on the little Fiat is mechanical, but to keep the car cheap and light, there’s no handle. Instead, you have to pull on a fabric loop. On the driver’s side, this loop is somewhat obscured by the steering wheel and dash. For further cost savings, the doors are identical, which means the strap is behind the passenger, so I didn’t even see it until Parker found it on his side.

Again, the risks were low here. We were not in peril. Had we been driving the car and had a fire, however, it could have been an issue.

This seems to have happened recently in China with the crash of a Xiaomi Su7 electric sedan. The car, with three college students inside, was driving in Anhui Province when it crashed and caught fire. Reportedly, the car burst into flames, and there were allegations that the women were not able to escape. According to Car News China, the Su7 has electronic doors with a specific kind of emergency release:

Addressing claims about door functionality, Xiaomi representatives clarified to China News Weekly that all four doors are equipped with mechanical emergency release handles located in the storage compartment area of each door panel. These handles function mechanically and can open the doors even if the battery is damaged.

Mechanical door releases in the storage pockets of cars are not uncommon, but I don’t think in an emergency, it’s going to be the first place anyone looks. The issue with powered handles is that if the car loses power, the passengers lose the ability to open the door if they don’t know about the backup. This came up last year with Jason’s neighbor, who ended up breaking her window when the car lost power.

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As you can see above, the front doors in the Model Y can be opened with a release ahead of the window switches. In the rear, like the SU7, the release is in the door pocket. Here’s a video showing how the rear one works:

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You have to remove a mat, then a panel, and then pull on the lever. Again, that’s a lot to ask for in an emergency.

This isn’t just limited to fancy electric cars. Any car with “frameless” windows that have a window that goes into the roof, as opposed to having a full frame, will have electronic door handles so the car can lower the window without cracking the glass.

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Even older cars, like the C6 Corvette, might have a power-operated door opening mechanism. A few years ago, a 72-year-old veteran and his dog became trapped in the man’s Corvette after a battery cable came loose, and both died in a restaurant parking lot from heat exposure. Our own Griffin Riley has a C6 Corvette and grabbed me a picture of the release mechanism, which is in the footwell:

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This is a prominent feature if you know what to look for, otherwise, it sort of blends into the floor.

What You Can Do About It

Whenever I’m in a new-to-me car, I look to see what the lock/door handle situation is immediately. I just try to make it a part of my routine when getting into a new car, the full version of which I do when driving:

  • Check to confirm if there are regular doors.
  • If the door handles are powered, locate the emergency release for front and rear passengers (then tell my daughter).
  • Check my seat, and make sure that when my hands are laid across the steering wheel, the top of the wheel comes to my wrists.
  • Check mirrors.
  • Check to see where the emergency flashers are.
  • Check to see where I can ditch a wrapper full of chewed gum.

If you’re not driving new cars regularly, it’s still good to check when you get into the back of an Uber what the situation is. For many cars, including the Cadillac Lyriq I just reviewed, it’s as straightforward as pulling on the handle twice. The same actually works in my old BMW 5-Series when the door is locked. This is an easy thing to quickly test when you get in a car.

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If you’re in something unfamiliar and you’re a passenger, you can always ask the driver (if they know) or quickly search online to see how to self-extract from that particular vehicle. In my experience, rideshares are more likely to be EVs and therefore more likely to have unexpected doors.

This is also important for children! Whether it’s a press car or a rental, I like to ask my daughter how she would get out of the vehicle in an emergency.

I will admit that it’s not an easy muscle to build up if you’re not a reviewer, frequent traveler, or regular user of taxis or ridesharing. It’s worth trying to learn and, especially if you have teens who are constantly getting in random cars all the time, worth reminding your family.

Top graphic images: Hyundai; The Autopian

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EricTheViking
EricTheViking
1 month ago

This is why I leave the glass breaker and seat belt cutter tool in my car just in case.

Same with the automatic gear selectors…

Many manufacturers have their own design and process of selecting the gears. I hate it even more because I hired the cars often and had to learn what this and that does before I could leave. Many times the car hire centres removed the owner’s handbooks (as to prevent theft for sale in ebay). Sometimes, we panicked or didn’t think thoroughly when rushing to change the gears and such.

The design of gear selectors ought to remain standardised and intuitive via muscle memories. Mercedes-Benz came up with the “perfect” gear selector pattern that is more or less foolproof and adopted by other manufacturers after the 17-year patent expired.

A driver was not wholly familiar with the new design in her Mercedes-Benz. She inadvertently pull the steering-column selector upward, thinking it would shift to Park. She ended up rolling back to the train track and got hit by the train, causing one of the worst train accidents.

Roofless
Roofless
1 month ago
Reply to  EricTheViking

I’ve got one of these on my keychain: https://resqme.com/

EricTheViking
EricTheViking
1 month ago
Reply to  Roofless

Cool beans! Thanks for the link!

Knowonelse
Knowonelse
1 month ago

Side discussion, but triggered when reading the pull harder (or pull twice) for the mechanical release on an electric door handle. When Evel Knievel was strapped into the steam-powered rocket for the Snake Canyon jump they deliberately switched the release direction for releasing the harness. They knew he would panic and attempt to get out early in that confined space, so by switching the release direction, he would be delayed enough to actually release on time instead of early.

Cable jockey
Cable jockey
1 month ago

I periodically remind my kids that if they’re accelerating in a car uncontrollably, and the brakes aren’t working, you can always shift to neutral and slowly pull/step on the e-brake.

Chris Campbell
Chris Campbell
1 month ago

Don’t get me started on parking brakes. My WRX may be a turd in some circles, but I have a mechanical lever that can stop the car if the brakes somehow aren’t doing the job.
∑which HAS happened to me in another car, so I made sure this had one too.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago

In 60 years of transport on this earth I have never given this a thought. Tomorrow I am going to learn how on my regular driver. FYI it is easier to push the windshield out of its place than break a side window.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 month ago

This is why I subscribe to GMTFOofHERE. Yeah, it’s a bit steep at $15 a month, but the app gets me out of most modern cars.

Cars? I've owned a few
Cars? I've owned a few
1 month ago

I hope this is just funny satire. It is funny. But I hope it’s satire.

Trust Doesn't Rust
Trust Doesn't Rust
1 month ago

As someone who travels frequently for work, it astounds me how many of my compatriots just get into a rental car and drive off. Safety be damned, they’re going to cut across 4 lanes of traffic with their headlights off because they have no idea where they’re going.

On average, it takes me about 10 minutes to change my mirrors, adjust the seat, adjust the steering wheel, figure out the headlights, connect my phone, etc. but it’s well worth it.

Cars? I've owned a few
Cars? I've owned a few
1 month ago

I used to travel a lot for work too and be in a different rental every time. So yeah, mirrors, seat position and headlight settings. Maybe as I was making my way out of the rental lot, I’d try to figure out the radio. But I didn’t spend a lot of time on that heading to the hotel and maybe take care of that the next morning.

Bags
Bags
1 month ago

This is why most of the time I just take the Camry.
Often you don’t have a choice, and sometimes there’s something interesting (like a new Accord I haven’t driven yet), but most of the time I’m tired and it’s dark and I just don’t want to. So I just snag the Camry and go (well, usually after adjusting the mirrors into something resembling my field of view, since it had apparently been driven last by a small child).

Ben
Ben
1 month ago

This process also saved me from taking a terrible car once. I got in and was getting everything set when I discovered that it had no bluetooth connectivity that I could find. I don’t know if it actually didn’t have phone connectivity (this was a few years ago now, so it’s possible, albeit unlikely), but given that I needed directions from my phone to get where I was going that was a dealbreaker. I jumped out and took a different car.

10001010
10001010
1 month ago

The dude and his ShihTsu that passed in their C6 was in the town I grew up in, the whole situation is senseless.

What’s most frustrating about this is that we already have a solution to this problem, mechanical door handles exist, and there’s no damn reason to hide them.

Ford Friday
Ford Friday
1 month ago
Reply to  10001010

And the frameless window thing is not a good reason. I have an E36 coupe with frameless windows and a mechanical handle. It works fine. It just has a sensor in the door latch that tells the window to roll down when it moves slightly.

MegaVan
MegaVan
1 month ago
Reply to  Ford Friday

I think my F56 Mini is the same way. I wonder if they’ve transitioned away from it on newer models?

Jeremy Akers
Jeremy Akers
1 month ago
Reply to  Ford Friday

This ^^^ !!!!

This is what I’ve never understood about these electronic doors. Just use the mechanical release and put a sensor in the handle so as soon as someone starts to pull the handle it lowers the window. Why does it need to be any more complicated than that?

10001010
10001010
1 month ago
Reply to  Ford Friday

Agreed, my BRZ is frameless and works this way as well.

Cars? I've owned a few
Cars? I've owned a few
1 month ago
Reply to  Ford Friday

A Mustang convertible I rented in Hawaii 15 years ago did that. I like framed windows/doors. I’m not an engineer, but I can’t help but think that contributes to torsional rigidity, and if not, at least to safety in the unlikely event of a rollover. Which I never experienced. And likely won’t.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 month ago

I hate electrical door releases so much. Just use a handle. I don’t have to wait a frustrating little second for a door handle to release the latch. Use a handle! This isn’t hard.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

This is also a big problem with EVs making it easier and harder because hey look how cool it is.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 month ago

Change for change sake is a SCOURGE.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 month ago

THIS is why I always carry a small shaped charge in my backpack. Just slap it on a door, flick a switch and ten seconds later, blammo, I’m out.

Mike Smith
Mike Smith
1 month ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

I prefer to believe I live in the version of reality where you mean this literally.

I may join you. Where should I go to pick one up, C4all.com?

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 month ago
Reply to  Mike Smith

Outside the back gate of just about any Army or Marine installation on a Friday night.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago
Reply to  Mike Smith

Get on the SecDef’s Signal chat (if you have the app you might already be) or email him at whiskeypete @ smirnoff . vodka . ru. Hurry, he might be getting thrown under the bus soon

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

I wouldn’t trust myself not to do something totally stupid with that.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 month ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

It looks like a stick of gum, right? “Red light! Green light!!”

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 month ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

Hasta lasagna, don’t get any on ya.

Dirk from metro Atlanta
Dirk from metro Atlanta
1 month ago

I’m glad you published this, thanks, although I’m genuinely terrified at how likely it’s been that I could have been trapped and died more than a few times as a rider.

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 month ago

Well, that’s a fairly disconcerting topshot, tyvm.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 month ago
Reply to  A. Barth

quality nightmare fuel

Clear_prop
Clear_prop
1 month ago

Humans have trouble reliably hitting the brake during the course of normal driving.

When the car is on fire and they in full on panic mode, they aren’t going to be able to remove a mat, a panel and then pull a cable.

The door release for every car should be a mechanical-ish handle. It is ok if a normal pull just triggers an electric release. But a panicked hard pull should trigger the manual release.

FormerTXJeepGuy
FormerTXJeepGuy
1 month ago

In terms of asking the kid how they’d get out… do cars still have the child lock thingy for the rear?

VanGuy
VanGuy
1 month ago

Maybe the vehicles I’ve been in are unrepresentative, but I never understood what was meant by this.

Every car I’ve been in (admittedly all mechanical examples), the rear door locks can be actuated by hand. So a simple handle pull doesn’t open the doors if they’re locked, but it just takes one extra motion to unlock them and it’s easy to distinguish.

Of course, yeah, doesn’t help when getting to electric handles and hidden mechanical things.

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
1 month ago
Reply to  VanGuy

The child lock disables the (usually rear) doors from being opened from inside irrespective of lock status. There’s no pulling twice or unlocking the door; the egress mode of the door handle is disabled, like being in back of a cop car.

VanGuy
VanGuy
1 month ago
Reply to  Mechjaz

Holy shit. I don’t think I’ve ever encountered anything like that.

AnscoflexII
AnscoflexII
1 month ago
Reply to  VanGuy

I’m willing to bet that if you’ve ridden in or owned a sedan, crossover, or five door hatchback you’ve encountered it. The lever is usually hidden on the door panel so it’s only accessible with the door open.

that said I don’t know anyone who’s actually used this feature. My dad would put tape over the lever to keep us dirty rotten kids from messing with it.

Cryptoenologist
Cryptoenologist
1 month ago
Reply to  AnscoflexII

Many recent cars require the key to enable/disable the child safety lock. This is great as it pretty much eliminates unintentional activation or deactivation.

I’ve know plenty of people that enable it. If you have a child or teen with developmental disabilities, intense impulse control, it is very helpful to control when they can open the door.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 month ago
Reply to  AnscoflexII

After getting annoyed by careless backseat passengers smacking my doors into things, and in one case dooring a cyclist, I leave the child locks on all the time. You need me to let you out.

Nick Fortes
Nick Fortes
1 month ago

They’re in the back seat singing Cherub Rock by Smashing Pumpkins.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  AnscoflexII

Never encountered it in your description however did encounter it in a cop car. Or two. Just saying.

I don't hate manual transmissions
I don't hate manual transmissions
1 month ago
Reply to  AnscoflexII

We used it when the kids got to the point where they could unbuckle themselves from their booster seats. More to prevent accidental door dings than for personal safety reasons, but every now and again it probably saved somebody from getting smacked with a door when walking next to our car in a parking lot.

The kids got even with me when they were teens. One would volunteer to drive, the other would yell “Shotgun!” and I’d get relegated to the back seat, where the sneaky little $#!^s had already set the trap.

Love those kids. I raised them well.

Slow Joe Crow
Slow Joe Crow
1 month ago
Reply to  AnscoflexII

I’ve located the child locks on all my 4 door cars but never used them. My extended cab pickup has a more extreme setup, because they overlap the rear “suicide doors” can only open when the front door is open. Of course the front doors have normal mechanical handles

Brynjaminjones
Brynjaminjones
1 month ago
Reply to  VanGuy

Yep, very common. My ’98 Jeep XJ has this setup, as does our ’07 Escalade. My Dad’s Volvo 850 as a kid had it too.
I don’t think I’ve noticed a 4/door vehicle from the past 20+ years that doesn’t have rear child locks.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  VanGuy

They shaped many door locks so you can’t grip them when locked.

Andy Farrell
Andy Farrell
1 month ago

Some vehicles, like my Cruze, have a switch on the driver’s door that locks out the rear windows and locks.

MrLM002
MrLM002
1 month ago

You say this, but across the board when doing reviews of new cars, but it’s rare for authors on this site mention whether a new car has mechanical door handles or not when doing a review of a new car.

Please use your power as an Autopian author to make adding one extra sentence to new car reviews at the Autopian stating whether a car has mechanical door handles or not THE STANDARD at The Autopian.

MrLM002
MrLM002
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

I’ve never heard of a person refusing to buy a car because it has mechanical door handles, but I’ve heard too many times to count people refusing to buy a car because it has electric door handles.

I personally didn’t buy a new Fiat 500e due to the electric external door handles, and instead got my 25 Leaf S, even though I never use the rear seats in my Leaf, and I’d be better off with a shorter wheelbase car for ease of parking, the better turning circle, and less interior space to heat up in the winter/cool in the summer.

They saved probably less than $100 for both doors per car by going with the electric external door handles, but lost thousands of dollars per car from the lost sales. Hell, inside there is a mechanical door latch backup, why they couldn’t have just made it beefy enough to withstand constant use, put on external door handles that utilize the same mechanism, and just not have electric door latches in the first place is beyond me.

Last edited 1 month ago by MrLM002
Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 month ago
Reply to  MrLM002

This is almost like the reviews that mention cars not having spare tires. Really meaningful to some buyers. Others, totally clueless.

I think there should be some sort of annoyance rating system. Points get deducted for stupid design decisions. Extra points deducted for stupid hidden or counterproductive controls. On a scale of 1-100, I bet plenty of new cars would barely be left with 10 points.

MrLM002
MrLM002
1 month ago

Personally I’ve dealt with way more dead batteries than I have tire blowouts (a total of 0 Blowouts), and if a kid/kids and or dog/dogs were locked in my car on a hot day when the 12v died in a regular car I’d just unlock the door with the key and open it, in a ton of electric cars you need either a jump or to break a window, and how many of us keep a portable jump starter on our person? If anything it would be in the locked car that you need it to unlock.

And before anybody gets on me for locking living beings in what amounts to a mobile oven, I only do so for less than 10 minute stops and I open the windows about 1/3rd of the way, and when I do it’s not over 80°F anyhow.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  MrLM002

Is there a universal check list for items to cover in an automotive review? There should be. I once read a review about the Isuzu Vehicross where the author mentioned how the rear hatch handle was used to open it and dinged the car for not having a handle to open it.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago

Frameless door glass worked fine on cars with mechanical door latches and often without power windows – first generation Neon, about 20 years of Subarus, all those classic Detroit hardtops. What’s the secret to that lost technology?

I suspect it’s lower standards on the part of both manufacturers and customers but I want it to be some secret formula lost in the mid 2000s.

FormerTXJeepGuy
FormerTXJeepGuy
1 month ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

I think its just better sealing- the glass popping up into a channel vs just resting against a seal.

MrLM002
MrLM002
1 month ago

There’s nothing stopping them from building a mechanical mechanism that allows the glass to drop. Hell, make the door pull like a 2 stage trigger, pull it back X amount and the window drops, pull it further and the door unlatches. TADA!

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  MrLM002

Bad idea you know someone is going to accidentally pull it. Then you have issues and costs getting it back to normal. Just put the kids in a safety seat and allow pulling the handle to over ride the lock.

MrLM002
MrLM002
1 month ago

I’m talking about the fraction of an inch it drops on current offerings like the M3…

Scoutdude
Scoutdude
1 month ago
Reply to  MrLM002

Well a mechanical mechanism to drop the window when opening the door wouldn’t be very simple. However that doesn’t mean you can’t have a mechanical door handle with a sensor to do the window drop like my car from the 2000’s and my MIL’s old PT Cruiser convertible. You can’t rush it, but you can open the door w/o the window down as I had to do recently when the battery died in my car.

MrLM002
MrLM002
1 month ago
Reply to  Scoutdude

I disagree. Simple is relative to everything else that has to be done to make a new car. That mechanism would be very simple.

That being said frameless windows are worse.

Scoutdude
Scoutdude
1 month ago
Reply to  MrLM002

Sure it would be simple compared to an umpteen speed AT or a turbo charged DOHC whatever, but far more complex than a switch sending a signal to the module that controls the window.

Hgrunt
Hgrunt
1 month ago
Reply to  MrLM002

I was thinking the same thing!

The reasons I can imagine what stops companies from doing it, has to do with assembly complexity, and parts sharing between models

It wouldn’t be hard to install and calibrate, but every step counts when producing high volume models, and each model of car would need its own version of the mechanism, which means less potential for parts sharing

It’s much easier to do the E36 thing, where a switch detects when the door handle is being pulled and automatically drops the window using the existing motor

Jack Beckman
Jack Beckman
1 month ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

I have this on a few older cars. The secret is a small switch that gets activated when you pull the handle. The door is still mechanical, the switch just activates the window. So you don’t need an electric door opener just because you have frameless windows.

Mike Smith
Mike Smith
1 month ago
Reply to  Jack Beckman

My ’78 Cougar has frameless door glass and manual windows. There is no window retraction when I pull the door handle – the glass is just held against the door gasket by the simple expedient of the door being closed.

That said, ‘modern’ (newer than the 80’s, let’s say) cars with frameless windows tend to have a lip around them to reduce wind noise – my ’13 mustang is like this, and the power windows go down an eighth of an inch when I pull the door handle. Kudos to Ford, though – when I’ve opened the door with the battery disconnected (doing maintenance in the driveway) the windows sort of scrub against that exterior lip, but since it is rubber too, the door opens fine anyway. This is the way.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 month ago
Reply to  Mike Smith

I wonder if moving away from rain gutters in the 80s might have also caused a change in seal design.

Nick Fortes
Nick Fortes
1 month ago
Reply to  Mike Smith

My ’97 Cabrio just kind of forced the glass past the rubber seal to sit in the channel. It did create a situation once where about 5-8″ of the seal didn’t pop over the glass. I only noticed when a few drops of water came through there in a rainstorm. I had to kind of re-train the rubber seal to sit on the outside as it got a bit creased where the seal passed behind the glass. But once it was on the correct side, un-creased and sat there for a bit, it never did it again.

Hgrunt
Hgrunt
1 month ago
Reply to  Mike Smith

My old ’04 Corvette had frameless with no auto-drop feature. There’s a little tab on the roof that ‘catches’ the frameless window, and it slides underneath it to snug it against the window seal

The reason why it’s there is because during development, the windows would blow out during top speed runs because the air pressure in the car would get lower than ambient air pressure

Scoutdude
Scoutdude
1 month ago
Reply to  Jack Beckman

Yup that is the way it is in my 2004, my MIL’s previous and current convertibles.

Always broke
Always broke
1 month ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

My 95 mustang just rest against the seal never been an issue unless you blast a pressure washer right at the seal. Seals are 30 years old at this point but never had a leak

Angry Bob
Angry Bob
1 month ago

Another thing to consider, as pointed out by Lewin Day a while back, is that some cars make it unable to unlock the door from the inside if the doors have been locked by the key fob. My BMW E39 does this. This is not a safe feature.

Beasy Mist
Beasy Mist
1 month ago

I think shifters and door handles are two things that should be immediately apparent to any new user without any special knowledge. In the case of door handles I think it should be government mandated, but right now we can’t even have food safety so I’ll keep dreaming.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago
Reply to  Beasy Mist

I’d think Uber and Lyft should make it a requirement for a car model to be eligible but they’re run by techbros too.

IIHS maybe?

subsea_EV-VI
subsea_EV-VI
1 month ago

As far as I’m concerned that model Y rear door emergency release tips the line into actively malicious. I guess if I just trimmed my nails I get to DIAF? I’m surprised they didn’t print “Beware of the Leopard” on the pop out panel (with apologies to Douglas Adams).

FormerTXJeepGuy
FormerTXJeepGuy
1 month ago
Reply to  subsea_EV-VI

There’s a number of reasons to cancel ubers when it pops up with a Tesla, but the door handle one is a strong argument for avoiding them.

Drive By Commenter
Drive By Commenter
1 month ago
Reply to  subsea_EV-VI

I bought yellow straps to attach to the manual releases. They have hook fasteners to grip the carpet lining the pocket. And yellow so they’re impossible to miss when looking down. They work fine. It was still annoying to have to spend my own money to fix an issue that shouldn’t have occurred in the first place.

subsea_EV-VI
subsea_EV-VI
1 month ago

Nice! Sounds like a good modification to improve the safety of your rear seat passengers.

Ash78
Ash78
1 month ago

The fact that we’ve reached the point where this article makes perfect sense…well, it’s proof we’re right back to 1900 in terms of vehicular consistency.

In another 100 years, whatever cyborgs are running lighthearted websites will have a section dedicated to all the nonsensical stuff that we tried, all because we felt bored with the status quo.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get back to perfectin my voice operated handgun. It turns out the passphrase “Freeze, get on the ground” was not ideal.

Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
1 month ago
Reply to  Ash78

I was about to write the same thing.

It generally doesn’t take long to establish some standards that pretty much everyone agrees make sense. Examples:

  • What kind of lights a car should have, and what those lights mean
  • The layout of pedals in the drivers footwell
  • How to plug in a seatbelt

For some unknown reason manufacturers are currently in a cycle of “why the hell don’t we change this for no good reason” and it drives me nuts. Examples:

  • Good luck finding the hazard light button
  • Glovebox latches (and actually just about any function) buried 3 layers deep into a touchscreen menu
  • Steering jokes (sic)

It has been mentioned before, but there are some controls that should be in a standard place on all vehicles for the sake of safety and/or ease of use. The only reason to change this is when an overwhelming weight of evidence shows that the ‘norm’ is more dangerous than the alternative.

Jack Beckman
Jack Beckman
1 month ago

Just be glad the hazard button is mandated to be a separate, physical button, or you’d never find it.

Mike Smith
Mike Smith
1 month ago
Reply to  Jack Beckman

They should mandate that it has to be the ugly rugged little button that you used to have to pull on the top of the steering column. It isn’t a competitive disadvantage if everyone has to do it.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
1 month ago
Reply to  Ash78

The yout’ call it gamification. Pointless complexity because it’s ‘cool’.

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
1 month ago

Non-mechanical door latch systems of any kind should be banned.

FastBlackB5
FastBlackB5
1 month ago

All cars should be required to have a mechanical latch release as the main door release. No one is asking for more complicated doors.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago
Reply to  FastBlackB5

I basically want my car to change up the exit procedure every time I get out. Make it like a mobile escape room!

Bob Boxbody
Bob Boxbody
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

“In this car is everything you need to solve the Druid’s Puzzle!”

V10omous
V10omous
1 month ago

The Viper has the best design I can think of. If there’s no power, you just pull the handle *farther* to open the door mechanically. Intuitive, easy, and seamless.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago
Reply to  V10omous

It’s what you’d do while panicking anyway.

Hgrunt
Hgrunt
1 month ago
Reply to  V10omous

The Audi E-tron SUV does this too. It’s electric until you pull it past the detent

Unfortunately, the whole system is SO buggy that the outside door handle doesn’t open the door about 1/3rd of the time

Brett Stutz
Brett Stutz
1 month ago

The mechanism for the rear is unconscionable, given that children are likely to be rear seat passengers. How would you explain to a child how to get to the release?

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago
Reply to  Brett Stutz

Time permitting, Matt should get his kid to figure it out herself and publish the time it takes as part of the review. At least assuming the test car shows up before he has to take her anywhere in it. Jason too, since Otto’s about to age into prime getting-into-friends-random-cars age

Last edited 1 month ago by Nlpnt
Tbird
Tbird
1 month ago

Man, talk about redesigning the wheel! I understand and respect the loop door pulls on the Fiat, but there is an awareness/labelling issue. The rest though…

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