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Behold, The Next Autopian Member T-Shirt

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Every year around this time, we here at The Autopian reveal our annual member shirt. If you’re a renewing member, this is the t-shirt you’re going to get later this year or next year. If you are a member who renews pre-December 7th, don’t worry, you’ll still get last year’s shirt.

One of the biggest and most important decisions we made around membership was that if we’re asking someone for money, we’re going to make sure we’re going to earn it. And not just with our delightful posts. If you’re a Cloth-level member or above, you’re getting an ad-free experience, special access within our Discord, and special member newsletters. If you’re Vinyl or above, you’ll get a t-shirt and a sticker.

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But it’s not just enough to send someone one shirt. Our goal is to send someone a new shirt every year as a thank you for renewing (and some other fun surprises, which I can’t wait to show you). We had the Black Shirt, the Red Shirt, the Orange Shirt, and now it’s time for the Yellow Shirt.

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Here’s our own Jason Torchinsky, the shirt’s designer, describing it:

This year’s member shirt started because of a visual rhyme I noticed one day while obsessing over my new Citroën 2CV. Mine is the yellow/black Charleston edition (well, a fake one, but still) and has a distinct yellow and black curvy motif on the sides.

There’s an edition of the Bugatti Chiron that’s available in a similar yellow-and-black livery; in fact, that bumblebee-like color combo was one of Ettore Bugatti’s personal favorites. The two cars, in profile, look oddly related, with the yellow Art Deco-ish curved part intersecting the black at the rear, and despite their massive differences in proportion and design, they fit together visually. But they really couldn’t be any more different as cars.

They’re from the polar opposite sides of the automotive spectrum, one a no-limits engineering fantasy of speed, power, and luxury, the other a wildly minimalistic tool designed to carry eggs and replace French mules and carts. The 2CV makes 29 horsepower. The Chiron makes a mere 1450 more horses. And they’re both welcome here at the Autopian. The point of this shirt is that no matter what you drive, no matter how niche or mainstream your automotive fetishes are, you’re welcome here. You’re one of us.

A lovely sentiment to be sure.

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As a sort of FAQ, and since we’ve had a lot of new members this last month, let me explain a bit about how membership works (full info and how to sign up here).

Cloth Members ($5 a month/$50 a year):

Somewhat ironically, the Cloth Level doesn’t come with any actual cloth. This is our purely digital option, though not without its perks:

  • No display ads
  • Special Discord access
  • Member newsletters
  • Member-only articles

The major perk that comes with renewing is if you were at the $7 or $70 level, because now it’s $50 and $5.

Vinyl Members ($10 a month/$100 a year):

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Vinyl initially comes with:

  • All of Cloth, plus
  • A sticker
  • A T-Shirt

The switchover date is approximately December 7th. If you just signed up, or you signed up after December 7th last year, you’ll get the shirt above, and then, if you renew, you’ll get the Yellow Shirt approximately a year after your initial purchase date. With upgrades, this sometimes gets a little squidgy, but if you just upgraded in the last few weeks, you’ll probably get the Orange Shirt.

Velour Members ($25 a month/$250 a year):

Velour initially comes with:

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  • All of Cloth, plus
  • All of Vinyl, Plus
  • A sweet member badge

This year, if you renew, it’s much the same as Vinyl, although with one extra surprise.

Rich Corinthian Leather ($1000 a year):

RCL comes with:

  • All of the above, Plus
  • An extra member badge
  • A private tour of the Galpin Collection if you’re in LA.
  • Examples of merch as we make new merch.

We have made this a little complicated, so happy to answer your questions in the comments below. Because we have to print another round of orange t-shirts, we’re going to see how many orders we get this month and start shipping those in December, with a goal of getting them delivered before the holidays.

Thank you to everyone who became a member, and thank you for your patience as we figure all this out!

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Beer-light Guidance
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Beer-light Guidance
1 month ago

I hope the brand of shirt stays the same. I love the fit and feel of both the red and orange.

Cheap Bastard
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Cheap Bastard
1 month ago

In that font the 2 looks like a Z so I read it as “Zee 9 HP!” in an outrageous French accent to a silly English king about two French cars.

Scott
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Scott
1 month ago

I happen to be wearing the pink (mauve?) Autopian t-shirt right now as I type this. The one with the Legoish vehicle.

That yellow one looks fantastic… especially since I so agree with the sentiment: a vehicle’s appeal is never solely determined by its specs.

I can’t wait to wear it! 🙂

Last edited 1 month ago by Scott
Strangek
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Strangek
1 month ago

Wow. You guys really want me in bright colors it seems. Challenge accepted but, as a former punk rocker, the black shirt is obviously my favorite and gets the most wear.

TheCoryJihad
TheCoryJihad
1 month ago

I don’t think I ever got my orange shirt from last year. Is that something that I should expect with my membership re-up this year?

Phonebem
Member
Phonebem
1 month ago

Love it! While I appreciate the weirdness of last year’s shirt, it was just a bit too out there for 99.9 % of the population to get. This “joke” would almost definitely land better and invite questions and possible interest in the site (I suspect this is the secondary motive for the member shirts, which I’m all for).

EDIT: I’m loving all the new Member tags. Congratulations to everyone on creating such a loyal online community!

Last edited 1 month ago by Phonebem
Basher
Basher
1 month ago
Reply to  Phonebem

Agreed. I’m more casual-weird than detailed-weird.

Phonebem
Member
Phonebem
1 month ago
Reply to  Basher

Being a general purpose geek (sci-fi, comics, tech stuff, car stuff, pop culture, etc.), I appreciate and have more than a few really esoteric tee shirts. Even for me, last year’s shirt was a touch out there…

Basher
Basher
1 month ago
Reply to  Phonebem

My favorite shirt (owned) is the Autobahn Unrestricted sign with ‘Yeet’ underneath. It’s obscure for most, but easy enough for laymen to understand.

Murphy couch
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Murphy couch
1 month ago

Is there a way to get a poster made of this??? Maybe a membership tier?

Drive By Commenter
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Drive By Commenter
1 month ago

Woot! New shirt time! The shirts are excellent quality. Definitely in the daily wear category.

Fernando Astorga
Fernando Astorga
1 month ago

Please, for us the poor no member followers, you should sell previous years member merch!

JD
Member
JD
1 month ago

Are the grill medallions still a thing?

Jason Torchinsky
Admin
Jason Torchinsky
1 month ago
Reply to  JD

they are!

Hugh Crawford
Member
Hugh Crawford
1 month ago

I bet in a race across a freshly plowed field the 2CV would win.

Thea Utopian
Thea Utopian
1 month ago

Did you ask Bugatti’s and Citroën’s permission to use the image of the Chiron and 2CV?

Jason Torchinsky
Admin
Jason Torchinsky
1 month ago
Reply to  Thea Utopian

hey be cool come on

Thea Utopian
Thea Utopian
1 month ago

Just asking for a friend.

5VZ-F'Ever and Ever, Amen
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5VZ-F'Ever and Ever, Amen
1 month ago
Reply to  Thea Utopian

Those are the Chinese market copy versions. No IP was harmed.

Fuzzyweis
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Fuzzyweis
1 month ago
Reply to  Thea Utopian

You are fully bonded and licensed by the city right Mr Plow?

DNF
DNF
1 month ago
Reply to  Thea Utopian

What! Are you a cop?

Thea Utopian
Thea Utopian
1 month ago
Reply to  DNF

I am not. I am an independent designer and just come across IP stuff myself developing toy cars. It is a PITA.

DNF
DNF
1 month ago
Reply to  Thea Utopian

I was joking!
I’ve known artists that have done a lot of book covers.
It can be a complicated interaction.

Spopepro
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Spopepro
1 month ago
Reply to  Thea Utopian

100% fair use as a derivative work of art.

Huja Shaw
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Huja Shaw
1 month ago

Test . . . cucumbers are better pickled

Huja Shaw
Member
Huja Shaw
1 month ago
Reply to  Huja Shaw

so I’ve been told.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  Huja Shaw

Is that when they are pickled or the consumer is pickled? I can go either way or both.

Huja Shaw
Member
Huja Shaw
1 month ago

Dealer’s choice.

Abdominal Snoman
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Abdominal Snoman
1 month ago
Reply to  Huja Shaw

Depends on context. Cucumber > pickle in a salad, cucumber <= pickle in a sandwich

Spopepro
Member
Spopepro
1 month ago

All <<< picked as kimchee

Cheap Bastard
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Cheap Bastard
1 month ago
Reply to  Huja Shaw

Very much so to someone with a food allergy to raw cucumber

CandleCamper
Member
CandleCamper
1 month ago

Yall, this is so good! Great design – can’t wait to get mine!

Huja Shaw
Member
Huja Shaw
1 month ago

Microphone check, one, two.

Inthemikelane
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Inthemikelane
1 month ago
Reply to  Huja Shaw

It’s, mic check, testes, one two, one two…

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
1 month ago
Reply to  Inthemikelane

I thought it was “Check testes, one two, one two, THREE?!”

Huja Shaw
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Huja Shaw
1 month ago

“Yeah, I’m going to refer you to a specialist . . . “

AssMatt
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AssMatt
1 month ago

I wore the orange one the other day strolling through San Francisco and a fellow Autopian recognized it and shouted out!

Mechjaz
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Mechjaz
1 month ago
Reply to  AssMatt

I’ve gotten sadly few recognitions, if any, out in the world. I save them for special occasions, admittedly. Maybe it’s just that everyone in my sphere is terrible and has no taste in websites.

Phonebem
Member
Phonebem
1 month ago
Reply to  Mechjaz

I only wear mine for car-centric events to try to stack the deck. Sadly, I’ve had zero recognition…

James Mason
Member
James Mason
1 month ago

Getting any in 3XL? I have all the prior shirts but can’t wear them!!

Last edited 1 month ago by James Mason
I_drive_a_truck
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I_drive_a_truck
1 month ago
Reply to  James Mason

Wear them? I just collect them so that, eventually, I can just turn them into an awesome blanket!

Scott Alan Finkeldei
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Scott Alan Finkeldei
1 month ago

Love the new shirt design!

Knightcowboy
Member
Knightcowboy
1 month ago

I have no idea when my membership renews. Is there a way to see this information on the member dashboard thing, or do I have to wait for my credit card to hit? And will the merch store be auctioning off Tracy’s cars too?

Mordy Glazer
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Mordy Glazer
1 month ago
Reply to  Knightcowboy

Go to your account, open the menu (top right), and select subscriptions. It’ll tell you when you’ll be charged next

Knightcowboy
Member
Knightcowboy
1 month ago
Reply to  Mordy Glazer

Thank you. Any word on the auction?

Mordy Glazer
Member
Mordy Glazer
1 month ago
Reply to  Knightcowboy

Any auction involving David’s cars might have to include an option to pay people to take them….

Tbird
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Tbird
1 month ago

Don’t forget the pins!! This year was the Aztek, the prior was David’s cat infested Jeep.

DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
1 month ago
Reply to  Tbird

As the abject slave of a ginger cat, the Jeep Kitten pin is my favorite swag so far. It lives on my lunch box/bag thingy and I smile every time I see it.

DNF
DNF
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

I have a ginger that turns the lights on and off!
Why do people think they’re dumb?

Spikersaurusrex
Member
Spikersaurusrex
1 month ago
Reply to  DNF

Not all gingers are equal. I had one that was hands down the best smartest cat ever. He could open doors (handles, not knobs), he would play attack without using claws, and he was just the most amiable character. He passed three years ago. My current ginger a right bastard. He’s a good cat, but uses claws way too much, can’t figure out how to get out of the cupboard (all he has to do is push), and hides when he hears a strange car in the driveway.

DialMforMiata
Member
DialMforMiata
1 month ago
Reply to  DNF

MIne is an incredibly smart animal whose intelligence leads him to do incredibly dumb things. Example? He once decided to open the towel cabinet in my bathroom to nap on some nice fluffy towels. Except the towels all fell out, which opened the cabinet door all the way, causing the bathroom door to shut. This all happened while I was at work, and I had to kind of piece it all together from the floor towels and the bathroom door wedged shut by the cabinet door. It also must have happened pretty soon after I left for work, as he decided to poop in the bathtub at some point. Somehow it was all my fault, as I got yelled at for about an hour after I rescued his ungrateful ass.

Cheap Bastard
Member
Cheap Bastard
1 month ago
Reply to  DNF

“I have a ginger that turns the lights on and off!
Why do people think they’re dumb?”

What you got there might be a daywalker:

https://youtu.be/JpEZUlD-5XI

Kleinlowe
Member
Kleinlowe
1 month ago

Honestly, I hope you offer reprints of older shirts sometime. The Lego car shirt is one of my favorites and I know I’ll wear it out.

Kleinlowe
Member
Kleinlowe
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Put up a group buy page?

Ham On Five
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Ham On Five
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Yes, please! Both of my shirts are too small; I’d love the opportunity to size up

Buy Colorful Cars Again
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Buy Colorful Cars Again
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

DFTBA logistics/warehousing and pre-order only sales, just a couple ideas

Stub
Member
Stub
1 month ago
Reply to  Kleinlowe

My Lego car shirt kills it with the 5 to 70 year old male demographic, probably my most comment on piece of clothing.

Icouldntfindaclevername
Member
Icouldntfindaclevername
1 month ago

No mention of “member” on the shirt this time?

JShaawbaru
Member
JShaawbaru
1 month ago

A lot of people didn’t want it to say member anywhere, and it also makes it kind of weird if they hand out leftovers to non-members later, or offer a reprint. It’s easier this way.

LTDScott
Member
LTDScott
1 month ago

What level gets a license plate frame? It’s in the Vinyl image but not mentioned in the text. I’d love to have one.

Icouldntfindaclevername
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Icouldntfindaclevername
1 month ago
Reply to  LTDScott

I bought a frame from them under the old merch site. They didn’t have the one pictured above

Brockstar
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Brockstar
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Yeah! I am down for some plate frames. I just bought my wife some jewelry so now its time to buy something for the cars so they don’t get too jealous or anything.

AssMatt
Member
AssMatt
1 month ago
Reply to  Brockstar

Reminds me of this.

Dylan
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Dylan
1 month ago
Reply to  AssMatt

Holy crap I thought that was just a bit he did. I didn’t realize he wrote a whole book!

Addison Morr
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Addison Morr
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Last edited 1 month ago by Addison Morr
Urban Runabout
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Urban Runabout
1 month ago

There’s an edition of the Bugatti Chiron that’s available in a similar yellow-and-black livery”

Like the Bijan Bugatti which was frequently parked on Rodeo Drive?

Oh wait – that was a Veyron, and it was Black-and-Yellow – Not Yellow-and-Black…

Last edited 1 month ago by Urban Runabout
DNF
DNF
1 month ago
Reply to  Urban Runabout

A friend of mine had a Bugatti parked in neighbour’s front drive.
He’s an academic and not really a car guy, but even he was, what the fricking frack?
I suppose it’s an okay neighbourhood, but really!

It's Fine
Member
It's Fine
1 month ago

Make RCL level a monthly payment option and I know I would go for it. I just can’t do the 1K at once. In fact I would do 1200 a year at 100/month. I enjoy the content you all create, help me give you money. 🙂

Slower Louder
Member
Slower Louder
1 month ago
Reply to  It's Fine

That’s my cue to suggest you have a “donate” button in the merch store. I don’t see myself upgrading to Corinthian, but at times, when you make membership appeals, I might send some extra bucks of support if there was an easy way to do that.

I_drive_a_truck
Member
I_drive_a_truck
1 month ago
Reply to  Slower Louder

Really they should just sell shares like the green bay packers. No rights, no financial value, but you can be a Shareholder!!!

Last edited 1 month ago by I_drive_a_truck
Cheap Bastard
Member
Cheap Bastard
1 month ago

There is at least one right:

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/09/06/green-bay-packers-stock-ownership-team-valuation.html

“Shareholders get to attend the team’s annual meeting and vote for a board of directors”

Which still doesn’t help that “stock” be anything but a suckers bet.

I_drive_a_truck
Member
I_drive_a_truck
1 month ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

So you get in to the ultra exclusive shareholder party at SEMA or Goodwood or Monterrey. Cool

Cheap Bastard
Member
Cheap Bastard
1 month ago

Pretty sure those ultra exclusive shareholder meetings are held at the abandoned Howard Johnson’s on Ashland Ave.

5VZ-F'Ever and Ever, Amen
Member
5VZ-F'Ever and Ever, Amen
1 month ago
Reply to  Slower Louder

Matt said donations are tricky. You know, taxes and all that. Hopefully the overhead on the merch is minimal so you can just buy a bunch of shirts instead!

Slower Louder
Member
Slower Louder
1 month ago

Thank you, hadn’t thought about that.

Mouse
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Mouse
1 month ago
Reply to  Slower Louder

You could always buy a gift membership if you want to throw extra cash at them.

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