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Brian’s Glazing! Stephen’s Selling! Mark’s Moving! Thomas Is Freezing!: Only Fanbelts

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TheNewt
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TheNewt
1 month ago

Wow, Mark. Bet you could put a lift in one of those bays…

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 month ago
Reply to  TheNewt

Ceiling isn’t tall enough. I already checked. It’s ok, I have Quickjacks.

TheDrunkenWrench
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TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago

That blows my 24×26 garage with an unfinished attic out of the water!

Jellyyyyy.

Taargus Taargus
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Taargus Taargus
1 month ago

That garage has me pulling my sunglasses off and staring with bewilderment, like I’ve just entered Jurassic Park.

Max Headbolts
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Max Headbolts
1 month ago

We only got about half as much snow on the other side of the border, but it’s gonna be cold and stick around for a while. I tend to not freak out when the snow falls, but the wind the last few weeks has been absurd.

MikeInTheWoods
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MikeInTheWoods
1 month ago

Have Mark do before and after photos of the garage space. Mark, with a 30×30 you could have and entire RC track upstairs! Oh the possibilities. My wife would never see me again if I had a garage like that.

Peter d
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Peter d
1 month ago

Darn, I am going to Toronto next week and knew it was going to be cold, but didn’t realize there was going to be a lot of snow.

Anoos
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Anoos
1 month ago
Reply to  Peter d

Toronto. January. Seems like a given.

TheDrunkenWrench
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TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago
Reply to  Peter d

This winter has been a rollercoaster. We’ve been getting walloped in Ottawa, too.

Justin O'Brien
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Justin O'Brien
1 month ago

So jealous of Mark with that garage

Cars? I've owned a few
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Cars? I've owned a few
1 month ago

Thanks everyone for sharing your activities.

Brian, I had an apartment, wow 35 years ago, that had those hexagonal tiles on the floor. I miss them. They look so cool.

Stephen, my brain froze when I saw that rat’s nest of wiring. Good luck, man.

Mark, nice “man cave” barn. Have fun.

Thomas, I lived in Rochester, NY and then the east side of Cleveland for three winters. Growing up and then moving east from CA, I’d never heard of lake effect snow. Oh, but I learned about it.

During the Cleveland era, we had a detached two-door garage with individual openers, and that the previous owner had installed lock and hasp hardware on the inside of a double-hung window on the back side. I looked at it and thought, hmmm, what am I going to do if the power goes out. I moved the lock and hasp to the outside.

One morning, it had snowed and blown all night and was -20* F when I woke up. My wife was in the shower when the power went out. I waded through thigh-deep snow drifts, opened the lock and the window and crawled in head-first into the garage, pulled the ropes and started our cars. By the time she had run the 30 feet or so to her car, her hair had frozen solid. It wasn’t unpleasant outside for me. It was sunny and dead calm. Just the sounds of nasal hairs and snot freezing were weird.

The only time I ever experienced -20*F temperatures after that was during a blizzard in Winnipeg and that was a lot less pleasant. My rental car, a Toyota Yaris, was buried, and I decided to walk four blocks each way from the hotel to the work site and back to the hotel I was staying in, because the nearest parkade was two blocks from the work site. The blasts of wind removed all the heat I would build up inside multiple layers of clothing. Even the locals were griping about it. So, I didn’t feel like a total wimp. And other than mosquitos, Winnipeg is very nice in the summer.

Stef Schrader
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Stef Schrader
1 month ago

That garage rules.

MtnGeek
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MtnGeek
1 month ago

Peter, FYI I’m not sure if this was released correctly, I’m able to see this in my Apple News app (paid version)

FunkyTrunks
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FunkyTrunks
1 month ago

You’re right, I’m deeply envious of that garage. Shoot, I would pay just to rent a warm little corner of it to wrench!

1978fiatspyderfan
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1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago

I think the garage looks great but selling used cars this nice in Michigan? I think a tough sell but Spring when replacing damaged cars is a thing should clean you out.

Anoos
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Anoos
1 month ago

I have garage envy. I can only use my poorly-sealed, badly insulated barn with the written permission of the squirrels and other wildlife that call it home.

No Kids, Lots of Cars, Waning Bikes
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No Kids, Lots of Cars, Waning Bikes
1 month ago
Reply to  Anoos

I have a barn and then a separate 1.5 car workshop/garage. The barn is awfully nice to have, but I wish it were a little more weatherproof.

Anoos
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Anoos
1 month ago

I’m actually glad. As soon as I moved here, every in-law wanted me to store a car for them. My mother and father-in-law were talking about finishing the upstairs to an apartment for them. I need to keep the barn unsuitable for those uses, but a heated garage attached to the house would be great.

No Kids, Lots of Cars, Waning Bikes
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No Kids, Lots of Cars, Waning Bikes
1 month ago
Reply to  Anoos

My mother in law built a cottage on our property. It’s fine though now we hardly travel. I suppose that’s better for all the projects I have.

Dodsworth
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Dodsworth
1 month ago

Your bathtub is a shameless braggart. That condom is larger than it needs to be. Max XXL? Sure, Pal.
Mark’s garage sure looks like the new Autopian Clubhouse to me. “Mark? Tell your little friends it’s time to go. NOW!”

Jdoubledub
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Jdoubledub
1 month ago

Brian, that tub and penny tile are gorgeous! Don’t ever rip them out.

Beto O'Kitty
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Beto O'Kitty
1 month ago

Yes Stephen I always am amazed by translated instructions. I’m sure it works both ways, but any Chinese language to English can be frustrating and humorous.
I think someone should do a story using that as the story idea. Let’s go!

Ranwhenparked
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Ranwhenparked
1 month ago

Very nice, cast iron bathtub and hex tile in what’s probably a full mud job, that’s a solid bathroom right there

Kookster
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Kookster
1 month ago

Really mailed this one in, huh? Not much meat on this bone

Adrian Clarke
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Adrian Clarke
1 month ago
Reply to  Kookster

Don’t worry my next piece is 8500 words of meat. You’re welcome.

Nic Periton
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Nic Periton
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

I am no longer puzzled as to where our Chritmas dinner parcel went!

Manwich Sandwich
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Manwich Sandwich
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Don’t worry my next piece is 8500 words of meat”

What kind of meat?

Urban Runabout
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Urban Runabout
1 month ago

And what kind of pudding?

Cheap Bastard
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Cheap Bastard
1 month ago
Reply to  Urban Runabout

If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?

Cars? I've owned a few
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Cars? I've owned a few
1 month ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

Dang. You both beat me to it as I was working my way down through the comments. I guess I’m just another brick in the wall.

Manwich Sandwich
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Manwich Sandwich
1 month ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

YOU! Yes… YOU behind the bike sheds.

STAAAND STILL LADDIE!!!

Adrian Clarke
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Adrian Clarke
1 month ago

Poisonous.

Manwich Sandwich
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Manwich Sandwich
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Well you still have to eat your meat or you won’t get any pudding…

Adrian Clarke
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Adrian Clarke
1 month ago

I avoid pudding as it will make me fat.

1978fiatspyderfan
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1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Wow that’s a lot of squirrels

Stephen Walter Gossin
Stephen Walter Gossin
1 month ago
Reply to  Kookster

I ran out to the driveway on my lunch break to take photos and put together a few paragraphs for this post and didn’t have any time to eat thereafter.

Thanks a lot, Kookster.

Boy, am I now hungry!

Last edited 1 month ago by Stephen Walter Gossin
No Kids, Lots of Cars, Waning Bikes
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No Kids, Lots of Cars, Waning Bikes
1 month ago

What’s book on an ’03 SL? I’d like to read more about this car and then try and talk myself out of it.

Stephen Walter Gossin
Stephen Walter Gossin
1 month ago

My car (wth 67K, in ZIP 28401, in “Good” condition) is Private Party sale valued at $10,600 per Kelly Blue Book!

I have it for sale for $6500.

A 302hp V8 and an aluminum space-frame chassis (hood, fenders, doors (inner shells), and trunk lid): it flies!

No Kids, Lots of Cars, Waning Bikes
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No Kids, Lots of Cars, Waning Bikes
1 month ago

I looked it up, got interested, then the wife talked me back down. Apparently we have enough coupes that are also convertibles right now.

Kookster
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Kookster
1 month ago

Boy, that escalated quickly.

Manwich Sandwich
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Manwich Sandwich
1 month ago
Reply to  Kookster

Really mailed this one in, huh?”

I think they e-mailed it in.

Brian Silvestro
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Brian Silvestro
1 month ago
Reply to  Kookster

trust me when I say this is the most exciting thing that has happened in my life not related to cars in months

DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
1 month ago

Mark’s Autopian Staff Member garage math doesn’t add up. It’s a three-bay garage and according to his bio he has three cars, therefore he can theoretically store them all inside. He either needs fewer bays or more cars, or preferably a combination of both.

Last edited 1 month ago by DialMforMiata
Paul E
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Paul E
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

That means Mark needs to hit SWG’s driveway clearance sale and pick up some additional bad automotive decisions…err, a Mercedes-Benz SL and some other driveway ornaments to shift up to Michigan.

5VZ-F'Ever and Ever, Amen
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5VZ-F'Ever and Ever, Amen
1 month ago

Mark: that is the GARAJ MAHAL! Envious.

Cars? I've owned a few
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Cars? I've owned a few
1 month ago

The puns people come up with on this site crack me up. It’s making me a little worried that I don’t come up with the puns I used to, as I do believe they are one of the highest forms of humor.

Cars? I've owned a few
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Cars? I've owned a few
1 month ago

I had a HS instructor whose lesson about the Prohibition Era was how bathtub gin was made. There was a lot of American History he DIDN’T teach us that resulted in an abnormally low ACT score way back then. I normally did very well on admission tests back then. That one was the outlier. It didn’t really hurt. My SATs were more than acceptable.

Grey alien in a beige sedan
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Grey alien in a beige sedan
1 month ago

I wonder if Brian is going to celebrate getting his tub re-glazed by using it to make a shit ton of bathtub gin?

Cars? I've owned a few
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Cars? I've owned a few
1 month ago

See my comment above. I had meant to post it in response to your comment, but I have had too much non-bathtub gin to reply to the correct post.

Grey alien in a beige sedan
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Grey alien in a beige sedan
1 month ago

I wish I was doing stuff that cool the past couple of weeks. Instead, stupid me went and bought a Switch 2, and now I’m a bit video gamed out, so maybe it’s time to get back to my alien-do list.

Adrian Clarke
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Adrian Clarke
1 month ago

My video gaming is essentially just GT7 these days.

Jdoubledub
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Jdoubledub
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

In VR?

Adrian Clarke
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Adrian Clarke
1 month ago
Reply to  Jdoubledub

No I’m not that much of a weiner, but I understand the experience is amazing. I’m considering getting a wheel and pedals as I feel I’ve reached my limits with the controller.

Live2ski
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Live2ski
1 month ago

that head unit looks like it’s from an OEM 2012 Tiguan

Stephen Walter Gossin
Stephen Walter Gossin
1 month ago
Reply to  Live2ski

It sure does! Here it is.

Angry Bob
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Angry Bob
1 month ago

When my kids are grown up I plan to build a garage like that and live in it. No house, just a garage with a bedroom and a kitchen. I’m divorced, so I can get away with it.

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
1 month ago
Reply to  Angry Bob

You might want a bathroom, too. Just a thought.

CUlater
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CUlater
1 month ago

All intake, no exhaust?

Ranwhenparked
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Ranwhenparked
1 month ago

Dig a ditch out back and put a board over it

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
1 month ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

A little cold in the winter, but I suppose it would work.

IanGTCS
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IanGTCS
1 month ago

Buy a jobsite toilet. Dig a deep hole, cut out the bottom of the toilet and place over hole. Then people will just think you are having work done, not living with an outhouse full time.

I’ve actually done this in remote camps.

Last edited 1 month ago by IanGTCS
Moonball96
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Moonball96
1 month ago

Mother of god, that before pic…….. hahahahhahaha

Mollusk
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Mollusk
1 month ago
Reply to  Moonball96

Reminds me of the Worst Toilet in Scotland

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