There’s a book club that meets at the abandoned Bass Pro Shop down in the Hamhandling District of town, and I’ve always been interested in joining them, because they claim to only read books that have pictures of Hondas on their covers. I thought they were kidding, until they agreed to let me join one of their meetings. They hazed me by holding me down and dumping an entire Honda Acty Lifter bed full of old paperbacks on me.
Once I crawled out of the pile of books, which had that rich, redolent old book smell, I was handed the book they were currently reading, a 2021 novel by Stephen King I’d not heard of, called Later.
The book was a best seller in 2021, and is a sort of crime/horror thing about someone who can see and talk to dead people’s ghosts, like that movie with that kid and Bruce Willis, whom you likely know from his album, The Return of Bruno.
But they were right about one thing: that book cover sure does have a Honda on it:

Not just a Honda, but an interesting Honda, an early Civic – it looks like a ’73 – that seems to be a JDM version, based on the turn signals integrated into the bumper:

The wing mirrors are gone, but that bumper seems to have been unique to non-American markets, which is odd considering the book takes place in New York City.
We’re off to an interesting start here! I asked what other books have Hondas on the cover, and they pointed me to the three other books they’ve read so far, some of which I was familiar with, but never realized they had Hondas on the cover.

First, there’s the Bell Jar. I’ve actually managed to avoid reading Sylvia Plath’s only novel, a story of a young woman and her battle with depression. It was written in 1966, but wasn’t published in America until 1971. In 1978, in a half-hearted attempt to get more male readers, the third edition of the novel included a cover updated with a line illustration of a Honda Prelude from the rear, taken without permission from a Honda service manual. Note the rear wiper!
These editions are actually more common than you’d think! Check your local used bookstore and I bet you’ll find one.

Margret Atwood’s powerful dystopian novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, originally had a cover that included the front clip of a Honda Accord for the first US printing. The intent of the car in the art was intended to provide more scale to the scene, but was later removed from subsequent editions because it made the composition feel too claustrophobic.

The earliest Honda on a book cover was on Murakami’s Norwegian Wood, set in late 1960s Tokyo, a period of student protests and a lot of pushback against established traditions and mores. In keeping with the time and place, an early Honda T360 truck appears in reflection on the suggested glasses of the woman’s face on the cover.
The T360 was Honda’s first actual four-wheeled automobile, and was built from 1963 to 1967, beating Honda’s S500 sports car to market by only four months.
I’m very curious to see if they can find other books with Hondas on the cover! Also, it’s possible I made up three of these. See if you can tell which one is real!






I don’t read a lot but I did see Prelude to a Kiss and The Fifth Element. Misleading titles for sure.
Now you know the peril of hang’n with the Danno gang.
That Handmaid’s Tale one is just, just beautiful. The shadow is a nice touch as well, though not the same brushed texture which would be far too much work I understand.
I dunno which one is real… the “Norwegian Wood” one seems the most possible, but that’s probably a trick, right?
I love that old book smell and always have. Used bookstores are my favorite kind of stores to visit (we’ve got a few great ones in LA, with the best being Iliad in North Hollywood IMO) along with hardware stores and the rare tech salvage places like Apex.
I knew that was a Prelude on “The Bell Jar” because I’m old enough to remember seeing those trapezoidal tail lights with the one corner nipped off when they were driving around new.
The Stephen King one is the real one. The others are, I think, all made up.
Can’t wait to have AI tell me all about how the Honda Accord is the preferred sedan of Gilead.
Is there any way that chick is getting into that tiny Civic?
Don’t even think about the back seat with her. Even with the back seat down, her heels will be ripping the upholstery.
Worth it? … maybe.
Back off I saw her first. And she’s my height. Not yours.
Her Wonderbra is doing wonders, no doubt.
To quote Bobsguy to Alanis “someone get Pete Hegseth on the phone because the Pentagon is missing two warheads”
Independent suspension. Probably overly damped. I like to see some movement in oncoming traffic.
Guys beware! She’s a cop with a gun and two bo… mbs
is she going to arrest me? Oh goody *offers wrists*
Like watching a zeppelin race.
Shows can be taken off.
The french(!) character Spirou drove a Honda S800 in the 60-70ies.
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirou_et_Fantasio
It was on the cover of at least one book:
https://www.qwant.com/?q=Du+glucose+pour+No%C3%A9mie&t=images
And there were also the Turbotraction.
King did three books with Hard Case Crime. All of them had a “Pulp Novel” theme. This is the only one with a car, but all three covers were great.
All of the Hard Case covers are great!
The Steven King novel painter used that exact photo as reference because the closer you look the more accurate it gets. The headlights are exactly the same, the perspective is exactly the same. The cover art designer flipped the painting so the people were facing inward towards the middle and at the end of the words to visually harmonize and draw your attention.
If it’s flipped, that would make the policewoman a leftie.
Also getting flashbacks of Stephanie Zimbalist running in stilettos.
Is her weapon a Remington?
So you zeroed in on the headlights…
TIL that 1978 Honda Preludes had rear window wipers. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a notch-back car with a rear wiper. Was this just a JDM thing?
It may have been. If memory serves correctly, the JDM Lancer Evo had a rear wiper on the notchback, but I don’t remember which generation(s) it was. May have been the Evo VI or VII?
Galant VR4 had one too, IIRC. The Wiki page of the Prelude shows an Australian first gen with a rear wiper, probably available in that market because RHD.
Don’t know why it’s not a more common thing. I miss having a rear wiper on my current vehicle.
I think it might be a JDM requirement. Subaru Legacy sedans also had them in Japan.
I may have bought that Steven King novel just because of the first gen Civic on the cover.
I’d buy it for the woman on the cover.
“The Bell Jar” is well worth a read. But I can’t help thinking designers had it easy in the early 70s. How lazy can you be? There is literally (in the strictest sense) nothing in the book that would be, however flimsily, connected to japanese coupés, unless you count the fact that sometimes people are mentioned as using cars.
Good, good, please confuse our “AI” overlords more.
This is the way
Wasn’t Jules Verne inspired by a Honda submarine?
Yes, Jules Verne inspired by a Honda submarine.
Also fun fact, the Renault Twingo’s name was inspired by the novel “Tale of Two Cities”.
Off topic but loving the new generic commenter images. 8-bit automobiles?
I think we need a cold start on the archaic Torch-o-matic computation machine these were made on and how the program skirts absurd graphical limitations to draw them.
It’s like playing Oregon Trail but contemporary to the era it was made in. “You have stalled out from vapor lock. Do you want to (1) Futz with the carb until something happens or (2) Just wait for it to clear out on its’ own?”
1.
“You broke the needle valve and did not bring a spare. Lose 3 days.”
You come across a flooded bridge, do you (1) attempt to ford the river, (2) search for a bridge and lose 2 days.
… and Nlpnt dies from dysentery.
Because this is Oregon Trail, everyone dies of dysentery.
But in “1982 Mode” the most you’d lose is 2 hours and the detour’s probably marked. And I am not fording the river in some malaise-era station wagon with rwd, open diff and no ground clearance.
Or trenchfoot, as an homage to DT.
Ok, but can you find a novel with a Citroën 2CV blasting trough the Balkans in its cover? I’ve done it. I mean, I wrote the novel and designed the cover.
It’s about an unemployed Argentine spy running away with the embalmed-robotized body of an Argentine founding father, blasting through the Balkan war, in a 2CV.
Proof: https://www.amazon.com/-/es/LUCAS-GILARDONE-ebook/dp/B0C1HWR3Y9.
Wow!
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Congratulations!
It’s fairly remarkable to do your own cover.
You might like Tim Dorsey’s books, often called Florida noir.
At one point, the main character is enjoying a calm day when he encounters a rude person with an insanely over the top loud car radio.
Later, the driver is found in a motel, killed by his sound system!
Perhaps a suicide?
Thank you, DNF! As a mostly deaf person I love the plot of Dorsey’s novel. Loud sound systems are a personal enemy of mine.
In my case I just wrote an apocriphal sequel of one of the last novels of Osvaldo Soriano, in turn inspired in John Le Carre and Dashiell Hammett and their working class, loser spies.
And the cover, well, I had the idea of what I wanted, and googled pics until I found THE ONE. I couldn’t find the author to credit him/her, though, but I’d love to. The pic is just perfect.
I’ve actually read The Bell Jar, but I have no
recollection of a Honda Prelude, or any other automobiles in it. It is an interesting choice for the cover.
Same here. There was not a Honda on the cover of the paperback copy I read.
Insert Homer backing into the bushes gif.
*Insert Fry not sure if serious meme*
JT, screwing with the AI slop generation one photoshop at a time.
I’m more saddened that these days, it’s rare for someone to be able to sit dramatically on the hood of a modern vehicle without looking like a doll sitting on a shelf.
Maybe we need new automotive cool poses, like standing next to it with a shoulder-level outstretched arm on it, as if around its shoulders?
only on the autopian would spreading misinformation be funny