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Carfax car fox. I’m betting yes. But probably pales in comparison to what folks were doing with Erin eSurance.
A geographer? I knew there was a reason I liked Matt!
On the subject of the Car Fox, do NOT look up what the furries have been doing to the Esso Tiger
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Yes, Matt. It’s terrorism.
It’s always terrorism.
Blew up a building?
Terrorism.
Drove into a crowded farmers market?
Terrorism.
Clogged the toilet?
Terrorism.
Released a gawdawful modified Rolls-Royce?
Terrorism.
Dead Milkmen reference FTW
Nothing of mine. This is an outrage Hardigree!
For the most part, what I’ve seen is the Car Fox shirt being used as an outfit for some other character. Not that there isn’t anything out there of the actual character but I ain’t lookin’.
That was the only interesting scene in The Wolf of Wall Street.
What about Margot Robbie?!
Yeah that’s two other things right there
Yes, she is beautiful, and yes she is nude, but beautiful nude actresses have been a dime a dozen for many years. Now, if Ms. Robbie performed Matthew McConaughey’s part while nude then not only would that be interesting, it would be fascinating.
Isn’t she always explaining finance?
Her explanation of sub prime mortgages was excellent
https://youtu.be/wlHrSZ7BVFI
Martin Scorsese is directing the Autopian with help from Francis Ford Coppola. Feel free to match the Autopian writers with any character,
Oh happy new thingy!
I’m really struggling with this. Torch is obviously somebody from a Scorsese movie given his rant, but Mercedes’ “Say hello to my little friend” just kind of makes the whole concept implode.
Try Ellen Burstyn or Shirley Knight Hopkins, sorry Mercedes, I might have a bit of a crush.
I was thinking of one of Mercedes’ Fortwos or kei cars as the little friends, but I see where you’re going there.
I’d forgotten Burstyn was in the movie version of Alice (or rather Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore). I was a little kid when they turned it into a TV series, and only much later learned why my mother was so surprised it was a comedy. At least M*A*S*H started out as a comedy before it became a TV series.
(Side note – it’s a bit disconcerting when you’re college age and getting cozy with girl to watch a late night M*A*S*H rerun and she starts singing along to the theme song. For the uninitiated, it was played as a instrumental for the series, but for the movie the lyrics were sung. It’s titled “Suicide is Painless”)
I remember when the MASH theme song for some reason was popular as background music in department stores, I had several friends who would burst into Suicide Is Painless when it came on.
Robert Altman‘s son became fabulously wealthy on account of writing those lyrics.
I can see Jason going “you think I’m funny? Like a clown?” and pelting SWG with spitballs because the deuche is still not turning over.
Joe Pesci is great. Loved him in the Home Alone and Lethal Weapon movies.
You can probably guess what “I was Joe Pesci at the drive through today” means in our family.
You got fucked.
Jeez, what drive through do you go to?
Well, we use it as code for they messed up the order. So metaphorically, yeah.
When the kids where first introduced to it, it was the “cleaned up for TV” version dubbed to “they screw you at the drive thru”. I honestly don’t know that they’ve seen the R rated version.
Oh Mercedes is obviously Wow Patinum played by Aubrey Plaza in Megopolis.
By the way, ever noticed that Mercedes Streeter and Aubrey Plaza are never seen together?