Last week we announced our purchase of a 2014 Nissan Murano Crosscabriolet — one of the strangest SUVs of all time. We bought the quirky convertible in Texas and shipped it to LA; here’s what condition we found it in when it arrived.
Because of how rare Nissan Murano Crosscabriolets are, we weren’t exactly spoiled for choice, especially given that we here at The Autopian are cheap bastards and also picky about paint color (we wanted Merlot, which, I’m sure you agree, is the only color for this car). So we had to purchase our machine from a small dealership called “My T Motorz” in Arlington, and it, well, the machine wasn’t exactly perfect.


The truth is, we didn’t want a perfect Crosscabriolet since this vehicle is the star of our partnership with XPEL, purveyor of the finest PPF in all the land. The partnership involves installing the film on half the vehicle, and then punishing the automotive misfit via a number of challenges. What challenges? Well, that’s a surprise, but here’s a little teaser:
The good news is that our 100,000 mile Crosscab was in just good enough condition that we can put XPEL PPF to the test by showing how well it protects the decent paint, but it is in bad enough shape to where we’re not going to feel too bad scuffing this noble-failure from Nissan.
Let’s start by looking at the body, since that’s what’s most important for this XPEL partnership.
The Body And Paint: Dents, Scratches — Decent But Not Amazing
The Crosscab is definitely a 20-footer. If you’re standing any closer, the dings and paint chips become obvious. The most in-your-face blemish is the dent on the nose:
Then there are loads of scrapes along the driver’s door edge.
It’s not only the door edge (which, just wow. How?!); it’s also this little paint crack+scuff; clearly something hit this door rather hard:
Otherwise there’s a ding on the front driver’s fender and one on the rear right quarter panel:
Plus some of the chrome beltline trim has some dents:
There are some chips on the passenger’s side door:
There are some scuffs on the rear bumper:
And the hood has a bit of rusty paint-fade from the Texas sun:
The trunk’s paint is a bit thin up top, too:
Here are some scuffs on the driver’s side of the rear bumper:
And there’s a blemish where something seems to have chipped the passenger’s side headlight:
Overall, I give this machine a B-minus. Not bad.
I would like to point out how gorgeous these seven-spoke wheels are:
And the tires are quite new!:
The Interior
The inside of the Crosscab is in similar condition to the outside: not great, not terrible. There are some weird bite (?) marks on the driver’s door panel and on the interior trim:
And there are scuffs on top of the door panel:
That’s gotta be a big dog right? Those look like claw marks up top, and those are definitely tooth-marks on the edge there.
The center stack’s faux brushed-aluminum trim is degrading:
The steering wheel is pretty worn around the circumference:
Strangely, the dead pedal seems to have somehow gone missing:
But otherwise it’s not bad! I do find the leather seats to be hideous, though, even if they’re in decent condition:
And the dash is honestly mint:
The Top
The Nissan Murano Crosscabriolet’s big party trick is its top. Without it, the machine is just a Murano — a boring crossover SUV. That’s what’s so sad about Crosscabs in general: The tops break so easily. Ours only sort-of works, and while the fabric looks good, the fitment is hideous:
And it’s not just the outside; inside there’s trim that clearly isn’t where it should be, and there appear to be some water marks from an apparet leak:
As you can see in our YouTube video towards the top of this article, our biggest issue is that the top tends to get stuck when trying to open. It jerks all over the place, the rear trunk opens unevenly, and sometimes it all closes in a way that bends the fragile plastic trim.
It’s so bad, in fact, that our plan is to drop the top and never put it back up. I have purchased a car-cover in case it rains.
The Mechanicals
The 265 horsepower 3.5-liter “VQ35DE V6” V6 purrs like an absolute kitten, and the CVT “shifts” as perfectly as CVTs “shift” (i.e. it’s a mediocre transmission, but luckily as mediocre as it was when it left the factory). I’ll do a full review of the car in a later article, but the point here is that mechanically this vehicle seems great, even if it’s not quick.
There does appear to be a crack in one of the CV boots, which is slinging grease all over the undercarriage.
Speaking of the vehicle’s undercarriage, this thing is minty fresh! No rust!
This Is The Nicest This Crosscab Will Ever Look
So our Crosscab is exactly in the condition we wanted. It’s got 100,000 miles on it, so there are some dings, a few scratches, a few canine bites, a CV boot leak, and a top that’s basically doomed. It’s a 20-footer that will soon become a 500-footer, as we’ll be putting this machine through a series of paint-scratchingly-hilarious challenges.
I cannot yet reveal the unspeakable damage Officer Torch has managed to inflict upon this mighty steed, but it’s bad. And I’d feel guilty about that if it weren’t so funny. More to come soon with Officer Torch!
Torch looks like Danny Devito playing the stripper on Friends
So many emotions to share.
Merlot is taking it seriously. The hipster color should be teal.
That dealer…. damn they must have popped champagne (or whatever Murrcan version they have in Texas) when this turd got off their lot. Even though it’s in good mechanical shape.
“The tires are quite new!” I have literally stopped buying used cars when owners throw in new tires just before sale. Tires are nearly never the ones I’d want. I know I’ll hate being stuck with them. Pass. Worn out tires please! Gives me options.
I think I speak for all of Autopia when I say that I am sorely disappointed in you for not arranging for Stef and Alanis to make a “Thelma and Louise” style documentary driving the CC from Texas to LA (only with a happy ending, of course!)
With a happy ending, he said.
Agreed. A make it home video would have been good. Might have to start staffing a couple decent wrenchers to do the revival style road trip videos.
Yeah, why wouldn’t they Roadkill it? Especially since Roadkill is dead now.
Please make one of the challenges drag racing against the Aztek.
Did he really just refer to Torch as a “little tease”?
I have been driving a Range Rover Evoque Convertible diesel for the last few days. Yes, I am supposed to be selling it, but, but, the weather in the North Penninies has been more Cote de Azure than usual, it is automatic and odd looking. Thing is, from inside you cannot see it, it goes and stops. and is remarkably good at being an off road toy ( (very English nice weather off roading) . I am tempted to buy it, which would be very silly.
Funny this is the first comment I see, as I was reading the story I was thinking about that exact vehicle. One of the rich folks in the neighborhood that I walk my dog in had one, I used to see it all the time. They seem to have replaced in with a Defender 90, in a nice shade of light green. IIRC, the Evo was also green.
It might be a bargain, yes, a rich folks toy now a nice toy for the not so rich. I had it up for £17000, or offer. stands me at £9000, I will regret this, but not too much.
“and the CVT “shifts” as perfectly as CVTs “shift””
I’m sure Jatco Xtronic CVT would be happy to expand on this… LOL
My “eight-speed” CVT in my Outlanders can expand on this… lol.
They probably got stranded somewhere on the way to post a comment
After reading Adrian’s piece on the Beetle, I seriously need him to go over the design of the Crosscab. That would be absolute gold.
“we here at The Autopian are cheap bastards and also picky about paint color.) My people!
Yes there are lots of us cheap bastards here at the Autopian
Is that a chalk outline around the dead pedal?
It is the remains of the glue that held it in place.
Both my ‘11 Quest and ‘17 Quests did this exact same thing. And we had a floor mat over them both the entire time we owned them.
The marks on the rear edge of the door panel and front edge of the B-pillar trim are likely from closing the door on the seatbelt when it didn’t properly retract. Source: I was a car audio installer for a number of years and saw this quite frequently on older vehicles.
Agreed. Also as someone who was married to someone who always had the seatbelt tangled and smashed in the door – I concur with the damage assessment.
This seems to be a female-caused phenomenon as all of my Nissan vehicles this only occurred in the pass side.
I’d like to see the fix.
I’d at least try indiscriminately spraying lubricant on any/every part of the mechanism that looks like it’s supposed to move. That juddering looks like something wasn’t moving freely.
Hydraulic motors in these things are known issues.
Judging by the photo in the cop outfit, I think Torch has already done this.
EBay has a lot of the required pieces online right at this moment.
Ah yes, the Groundspeed Voyager SV, a legendary tyre known for it’s remarkable performance, quality, and longevity.
Replacement tires often say quite a lot about the dealership you’re buying from.
Whenever I see a used car with new brand name tires, my opinion of it instantly goes up.
It’s not hard, even Goodyear offers sub-$100 tires in normal sizes.
As if a business name of “My T Motorz” didn’t say all you needed to know up front?
I guess I just heard that they have “My T Good dealz!”
Ew.
“And the tire are quite new!”
So you didn’t even bother to do a walk around and inspect all four?
Here’s a test to try. Put a yappy little neurotic decorator dog inside, park it in the middle of a busy dog run and see how well the XPEL holds up to the claws.
Somehow I’m confident the original owners of these all had yappy little neurotic decorator dogs. Probably drove around with them in their laps too.
That was my thought with the tooth/claw marks by the driver door. Or if they did put the dog(s) in back and the marks came from the scramble to sit up on the window sill and feel the breeze.
I can also see the original owners having been used to the smaller door and opening of a 4-door vehicle, and maneuvering around the bigger door of the CC resulted in the light door taps and/or repeated brushing against the driver’s door edge on entry/exit, sacrificing most of the paint on that edge. Or if they were coming out of a Solara or Sebring convertible they were thrown off by the Nissan’s extra width.
I was also going to say looks like small yappy dog damage. I’ve been carting my Lab around in my 4R for years, and there’s zero dog damage beyond slobbery windows.
I was referring to the dogs on the outside hacking up the paint trying to get in to shut the little fucker up. I don’t think XPEL would stand a chance.
Ah, gotcha. Yeah, those little dogs can be quite destructive, with those little sharp claws and uncanny leg speed.
Clearly, I was thinking of the interior damage, and the thinking that it was from a big dog.
I hesitate to ask, but why does Torch look like he’s delivering a strip-o-gram?
“Maam. I’m going to have to ask you to step inside.”
How you know you’re in the Red (Tail) Light District.
Tonight, Danny DeVito guest stars on “Friends.”
Don’t pretend you’re innocent. Officer Torch is diligent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFtEYfXbjkw&list=OLAK5uy_mfCQqRWXje2jKUTDyORGoBI7NeTyZBLDI&index=5
Because he couldn’t find his Domino’s shirt…
Someone in my town must own one as I’ve seen it more than a couple of times.
It’s 90’s Teal which is much better than Burgundy
Some people with Nissan CVT’s (various models) swear by Lucas’s CVT fluid (not additive, but the actual fluid itself), probably worth trying out in both the NYC taxi and this Murano.
Kinda hilarious that The Autopian now owns TWO Nissan CVT equipped vehicles.
Jatco Xtronic CVT’s influence campaign is clearly working.
hahaha
Does Jatco own XPEL?
Vote for a continuously variable president.
I told ya! I’ve been telling everyone it is a brainwashing campaign!
Oh. Wait. I’m starting to sound like those guys who go on and on about lizard people.
“Kinda hilarious that The Autopian now owns TWO Nissan CVT equipped vehicles.”
And how’s that working out for them? TBF, the taxi probably just had a lazy service tech put the rubber band back on backwards.
Problems with Murano Cross Cabriolet:
Fin
He should’ve led with that.
Looking forward to see what shennanigans you have in store for this.
Several Nissan models in this era had very attractive looking wheels, to the point where I’ve wondered if the wheels for them were all designed by the same person/team.
One error in your article: The VQ35DE purrs like a calf, not a kitten. Anyone who has heard an undermuffled beat to shit Infiniti G35 knows exactly what I mean.
Several times I’ve been walking in parking lots with people who know nothing about cars when they what is that terrible noise and somehow it’s always a beat to shit lowered ragged out g35 with no exhaust to speak of. Never the same one. I think they just exist that way now.
Yep, most of them are trumpety or just sound like crap from autozone mufflers/neglect. However, if you find the right exhaust you can make them sound great! I have a “Flashark” (HKS replica) cat back exhaust w/ HFCs on my 350z and it sounds amazing (without being obnoxiously loud of course.)
*Angry drunk wookiee noises*
One time I was driving along I-5 in California’s Central Valley and passed Harris Ranch, a huge cattle ranch alongside the highway. As I was passing I could totally hear what sounded like mooing cows, and was really confused about how I could hear that in my car with closed windows. Shortly after a slammed G35 with a fart can passed me. Mystery solved.
An unmuffled VQ35 is the loudest engine known to man. My G35x safari build came from a charity auction and I had to replace the exhaust system just to figure out what else was wrong with it. Incomprehensibly loud. Must be where all the fuel goes….making noise but not power. I had a 2.7 flat 6 Subaru XT6 with a strait pipe that was absolutely demure by comparison.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when they come Torch you?
Can’t wait!
I truly hope there is zero intent to fix the top. A quick review of a parts list shows a fair number of parts just above or below $1500 each. Most of them are unobtanium anyway, which is likely for the best.
Yep. My 350z roadster’s power top is a pita to diagnose and fix -can’t imagine it’s much easier in the crosscab.
It will be infinitely (brand pun intended) worse. The top is likely about four times the size, more complex, and you can’t get parts for it because they barely made any. It is the poster child for a mechanically totaled vehicle.
The body of water known as bay of E can help.
Good luck. There were so few of these made, and the same parts always broke. There is almost no chance of collecting a fully working set.
We just got out of my wife’s 2009 murano. She loved the car, but I failed her by not doing research on the CVT first. Granted we bought it in 2013 so it wasn’t so known that the CVT is a ticking time bomb. I started to feel it slipping late last year at around 180k miles. Looking at replacement costs for these things basically meant when the CVT goes out. And it WILL go out, it’s totaled. Thankfully the slipping was early and stealership we traded it in at didn’t notice it.
And yes the engine was great. And we loved the stereo. But the CX-5 we just got is so much nicer. Granted, it’s 10 years newer, so duh.
The dealership didn’t bother to detail it before putting it out for sale??!!
It went from trade-in to the auction to sold online with no attention during the process, except for maybe a stop at Walmart for cheapo-depot “Groundspeed” tires.
They actually drive a lot like the Maxima of their day, but more comfortably. While it may be hideous, make sure you give the comfort and drive dynamics a fair shake.