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Here’s The Email That Enraged Matt So Much He Wrote ‘Absolutely Get F**ked’ To A PR Person: Tales From The Slack

Tales From The Slack Country 2b

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Rafael
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Rafael
3 days ago

I’ve skipped most of the country music discussion (no issues with country, just not relevant to me) but FOLD YOUR DICK AND GO HOME is noted and filed under “insults to use in special occasions”. Especially if we add instructions on which direction to fold, I suppose.

Stef Schrader
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Stef Schrader
3 days ago
Reply to  Rafael

incredible turn of phrase, 10/10, A+, no notes

DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
2 days ago
Reply to  Rafael

“Fold your dick and go home” would actually be a pretty good title for a country song.

FleetwoodBro
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FleetwoodBro
3 days ago

Hank Williams, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton, Merle Haggard, George Strait. Those would be my five, but my opinion is shallow water because I haven’t enjoyed country music since Achy Breaky Heart. I quit cold turkey when I heard that.

I almost forgot DON WILLIAMS.

Don Williams is the best. So one mountain for Don Williams and then another mountain for any other five. Except for Morgan Wallawhatever and Billy Ray Cyrus.

Kuruza
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Kuruza
2 days ago
Reply to  FleetwoodBro

Merle is depressingly underrepresented here.

BenCars
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BenCars
3 days ago

An overreaction, but valid.

Andrew Blake
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Andrew Blake
3 days ago

Would Brooks and Dunn count as two or just one?

Stef Schrader
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Stef Schrader
3 days ago
Reply to  Andrew Blake

Ha, I was wondering that, too. TECHNICALLY, DAVID’S LIST HAS SIX HEADS.

Bob Rolke
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Bob Rolke
3 days ago

Good on Matt for adding John Prine.

Bob Rolke
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Bob Rolke
3 days ago

Bob Wills anyone? Or does western not count as country?

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
3 days ago
Reply to  Bob Rolke

“We got both kinds – country AND western.”

Kuruza
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Kuruza
2 days ago
Reply to  Bob Rolke

Heck yeah. Hi-de-ho!

DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
2 days ago
Reply to  Bob Rolke

The Texas Playboys are the cure for a bad mood.

Spopepro
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Spopepro
3 days ago

Maybe I’m just old… but

Patsy Cline
Ray Price
Roy Orbison
Willie Nelson

I know most folks these days eschew the “Nashville sound” days… but that’s the real foundations of country imho.

DNF
DNF
3 days ago
Reply to  Spopepro

Jimmie Rodgers
duck://player/p3L2qf3q-ok
These days, Iris Dement

Westboundbiker
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Westboundbiker
3 days ago
Reply to  DNF

Yes! You cannot have this discussion about the man who founded the genre!

Rafael
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Rafael
3 days ago
Reply to  Spopepro

Is Roy Orbison considered “country”? Roy Orbison is one of my favourite singers and he was AWESOME

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
3 days ago
Reply to  Rafael

I’ve always considered him rock, but there’s probably some crossover.

DNF
DNF
2 days ago
Reply to  Rafael

Definitely, I think.
I have some extra copies of an album recorded by Orbison, Cash, Carl Perkins, and one other I think.
I got to see Carl Perkins play with Dylan live. One of the best shows I’ve seen!

DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
2 days ago
Reply to  Rafael

Orbison was generally considered “rockabilly” but he played at the Grand Ole Opry a few times. I’d consider him more “country” than Morgan Wallen or Kane Brown.

Last edited 2 days ago by DialMforMiata
Rafael
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Rafael
1 day ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

If he is even 1% country, I should give the genre more love. Roy Orbison was an angel in a body of a cool, quiet uncle. I wish I knew about him when he was around.

Stef Schrader
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Stef Schrader
3 days ago
Reply to  Spopepro

Yeah, we gotta go further back if we’re doing a proper mountain thing.

Last edited 3 days ago by Stef Schrader
DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
2 days ago
Reply to  Spopepro

I actually rather like a lot of the Nashville Sound stuff. Plus the pushback against the Nashville Sound gave us Outlaw country, so it’s a win-win!

Harveydersehen
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Harveydersehen
3 days ago

Who are Morgan Wallen and Kane Brown?

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
3 days ago
Reply to  Harveydersehen

Today is the first time I’ve ever heard of Kane Brown. I only know of Wallen because of the racism.

Inthemikelane
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Inthemikelane
3 days ago

Look, there are several evolutions of ‘country’, and they all have their Mount Rushmore artists. Maybe pick just one from each.

Old time classic: Hank Williams. My dad loved Hank. Knowing where and how he grew up, I can appreciate the love.

Next up: Johnny Cash. He started the trend of country moving more toward main stream.

Then comes: Willie Nelson. Starts as a classic artist, but flipped the script and really opened up what country could be to a mass audience.

Lastly there’s the country with pop production: I have no idea. I hear songs, but nothing strikes as a Mount Rushmore.

DNF
DNF
3 days ago
Reply to  Inthemikelane

Nelson is part of Texas country, or Country and Western, which they think is the original and superior.

Inthemikelane
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Inthemikelane
3 days ago
Reply to  DNF

You’re right, more a Texas country artist, but Phases and Changes made me rethink country, period. Then it was Red Headed Stranger. He belongs.

DNF
DNF
3 days ago
Reply to  Inthemikelane

Agreed

Stef Schrader
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Stef Schrader
3 days ago
Reply to  Inthemikelane

This is a solid list and sort of along the line I was thinking, too. I put Garth for the last one. He was easily the biggest name to start pulling more from other genres in the modern era, and it’s all kind of grown from there.

StillNotATony
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StillNotATony
3 days ago

(Puts on fire suit)

What? No Kid Rock on the list? He’s done country!

DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
1 day ago
Reply to  StillNotATony

Is there any genre he hasn’t tried to ruin?

Ranwhenparked
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Ranwhenparked
3 days ago

A bit disappointed Red Sovine isn’t making any lists here

Also, Ray Charles released one of the most successful country albums of all time

Westboundbiker
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Westboundbiker
3 days ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

I *love* Sovine, as a kid of a 5-generation deep trucking dynasty. But despite that love, I will say he’s a little one-note for a something this epic.

The Ray Charles album was amazing, but sales don’t define influence, staying power, or recognition.

1: Jimmie Rodgers. Arguably founded the genre.

2. Hank Williams. I mean, how could you skip the man who influenced George Jones, George Strait, Johnny Cash, and is the country music embodiment of ‘live fast, die young’.

3: Johnny Cash. Popularized the genre, introduced the rock sound that shifted the genre permanently, while still maintaining a strong connection the gospel and folk roots.

4. George Strait: Carried the country music torch from the mid 80’s through to today.

Honorable mentions:
George Jones- while he may have been a multi-decade legend, and lived an arc that pretty much is a country song, he can’t quite compare to the impact of Cash of the same era.

Willie- he may have done of the the most amazing advancements with his concept albums, but Cash was always the headline draw for the Highwaymen.

Townes Van Zandt- his songwriting may have shifted the genre back towards traditional, he was a background character for the public.

Don Williams: amazing all around.

Dolly: country music #1 woman, but unfortunately the genre has historically been a male-centric world.

05LGT
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05LGT
3 days ago

Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson and Loretta Lynn. I thought as I put this together “I’m exposing myself as not a real country fan” and “How many better musicians am I forgetting” so I let Google AI answer “who am I forgetting” and found out I am unoriginally reinventing Billboards top country singers of all time list top 4. In truth I think this means only that I’m old.

Abdominal Snoman
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Abdominal Snoman
3 days ago

Should I be embarrassed or proud that I don’t recognize 90% of the artists here?

MATTinMKE
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MATTinMKE
3 days ago

Proud. You should be proud.

Totally not a robot
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Totally not a robot
3 days ago

Depends on which 10% you’ll admit to knowing.

Dave Larkman
Dave Larkman
3 days ago

I’m at 98%, but then I’m English.

Also I hate jazz, if we’re confessing music stuff. I respect the skill it takes to play an instrument so well that you can make it up as you go along, I just don’t want to listen to you do it.

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
3 days ago
Reply to  Dave Larkman

Wow, you summed up my feelings about jazz perfectly.

Brad the Slacker
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Brad the Slacker
1 day ago
Reply to  Dave Larkman

Johnny hates jazz too…

Y2Keith
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Y2Keith
1 day ago

But everybody hates Chris.

The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
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The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
3 days ago

I had the opposite reaction. This is the first time I have read a pop culture article on The Autopian and actually knew what the hell they were talking about.

I think I recognized everyone they mentioned with maybe two exceptions.

Last edited 3 days ago by The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
Squirrelmaster
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Squirrelmaster
3 days ago

I have to agree with Matt. I’m not a country fan, so under normal circumstances I’d have had no idea who Morgan Wallen, but earlier this week my Spotify’s AI DJ decided I needed some Morgan Wallen in my life. I tried to give it a try, but while I can listen, though perhaps not enjoy, most country from the artists listed in this Slack thread, I couldn’t even finish one song from Morgan Wallen. Even more annoying, that dumb AI DJ has put different Morgan Wallen songs into the playlist each day since, and they are all terrible.

Cerberus
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Cerberus
3 days ago
Reply to  Squirrelmaster

So much recent modern music seems engineered to catch the attention of drooling 3-second-attention-span Tik Tockers and then work as background noise over shitty earphones that it might as well be AI itself for the quality and originality of the work.

Squirrelmaster
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Squirrelmaster
3 days ago
Reply to  Cerberus

It makes me sad how true that is…

Cerberus
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Cerberus
2 days ago
Reply to  Squirrelmaster

My consolation was learning that it is the music and not only me getting old.

Squirrelmaster
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Squirrelmaster
2 days ago
Reply to  Cerberus

That’s what I tell my kids – it may be me doing the yelling, but those clouds know what they did…

Cerberus
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Cerberus
3 days ago

My favorite boss loved old country music, but other than Cash, I never caught the ear for it.

DNF
DNF
3 days ago
Reply to  Cerberus

There are very Indy country musicians out there, often noticed by foreign markets first.
How many will affect the mainstream remains to be seen, but some are brilliant and not pop.
Mr and Mrs Garvey did a masterpiece album in the 70s, mostly called folk. Played festivals with Hendrix, Joplin and Jefferson Airplane.
Their album has influenced every master songwriter since then. Will they be considered country in the future? Maybe
duck://player/5CzXWq7gjkw

American country is heavily derived from Irish folk. A lot of Irish folk is similar to traditional country here. Impossible to tell who is influencing who. Probably both ways. And the best version of Riders In the Sky came out of East Germany.

Last edited 3 days ago by DNF
Cerberus
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Cerberus
3 days ago
Reply to  DNF

I can tolerate country if it doesn’t involve dudes whining, eye-rolling “patriot” pandering, or celebration of white trash culture, but to me, folk is like those high pitch buzzing sounds that are supposed to drive away teenagers that adults can’t hear. (Though I liked the traditional Irish instrumental music they used to play on NPR on Saturdays, but if vocals came on, I turned it off.) While I like some music for what it is, most of what I like is based on whether it’s what I refer to as “cinematic”, that is, there’s something about it that induces scenes for books to run through my head sort of like diegetic music for scenes in movies set in a common universe that eventually make up most of a story that I have to figure out. Sometimes I find it’s something I wouldn’t expect to like at all, but I find any folk I’ve ever heard to be so irritating that it puts me into a difficult to control fight mode and there’s no way the Muses can get through to me in that state. I have never known anyone who likes folk much at all, so it’s nothing to do with some past trauma, I just hate the sound of the genre. As much as I love their work, I have never seen A Mighty Wind because I know I’d find even parody folk music to be intolerable.

Last edited 3 days ago by Cerberus
DNF
DNF
2 days ago
Reply to  Cerberus

I’m not likely to ever see that film.
I think folk is a broader genre than people give it credit for, so broad that outliers become a personal choice what to call it.
Folk tends to be classified with other types.
No one likes every style in a class of music.
There’s a lot of variety to choose from.

Lotsofchops
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Lotsofchops
3 days ago

Very appropriate response Matt. If anything I would’ve been worse than that, but the PR person didn’t deserve it.

Bkp
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Bkp
3 days ago

Actually saw George Jones in concert once on a double bill with Lucinda Williams. We were there mainly for Lucinda, but really enjoyed the George Jones half of the concert as well. One rather impressive thing was that George was getting over a cold, so he says to his band, “Boys, let’s take it down a step”. No problem, the whole band of about a dozen players just immediately went down a step for all the songs, which is pretty impressive musician-wise.

A. Barth
A. Barth
3 days ago

Thank you, Jason – at least someone remembered Johnny Cash!

On that first album cover up there, George Jones looks like Jim Carrey’s character in ‘Me, Myself, and Irene’:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlqlKFvJbr_k9HVpcTDHsZPf0wj8Z7C-neKA&s

Jack Trade
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Jack Trade
3 days ago

In Peter’s list of Matt’s possible music tastes, I didn’t see the comma at first & all I could think of was the first he mentioned was actually David’s- “alternative electronica.” As in Kraftwerk, which would seem to fit more than country.

Goose
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Goose
3 days ago

Maybe they’ve got the wrong Waylon? I could at least see an argument for Waylon Jennings, but Morgan Wallen? Yeeeeessssshhhhh…….

Widgetsltd
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Widgetsltd
3 days ago

I can’t think of something I’d be less interested in reading, than a story about some Bro-Country abomination.

Space
Space
2 days ago
Reply to  Widgetsltd

How about a story of a guinea pig eating a carrot.

Widgetsltd
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Widgetsltd
18 hours ago
Reply to  Space

Touché

Robyn Graves
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Robyn Graves
3 days ago

Not a one of you mentioned Marty Robbins? For shame.

Mazdarati
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Mazdarati
3 days ago
Reply to  Robyn Graves

Drove in NASCAR, even.

Jack Trade
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Jack Trade
3 days ago
Reply to  Mazdarati

And his cheating episode therein is just so wonderful and easy to forgive.

DNF
DNF
3 days ago
Reply to  Robyn Graves

Big Iron from the Gunfighter Ballads album still gets played.

Stef Schrader
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Stef Schrader
3 days ago
Reply to  DNF

We even played it at Dad’s funeral! Good song.

DNF
DNF
2 days ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

Interesting choice!
The funeral song near the end of Knightriders is special.
Cohen’s live version of Passing Through is fitting too.
Joan Baez never thought she could write songs, so wrote few.
She wrote Sweet Sir Galahad for her sister’s wedding.
duck://player/NrrDdTXL-T0

Last edited 2 days ago by DNF
Bkp
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Bkp
3 days ago

Plenty more names to add before whoever the heck the flavor of the month is for country music.

One name I have yet to see: Patsy Cline

Inthemikelane
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Inthemikelane
3 days ago
Reply to  Bkp

Absolutely!

10001010
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10001010
3 days ago

Willie, Dolly, Dwight, and Hank.

Andy Farrell
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Andy Farrell
3 days ago

All that, and no Waylon? Tsk, tsk.

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