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Jason, who, like David, will eat basically anything, seemed delighted at how off-putting the hot dog looked.
The pic and this caption had me rolling.
Did they have some cybertrucks acting like dumpsters in the back of the building?
Seems like you got Plaid, Matt.
If they had a milkshake, or maybe a cold beer, it might be fun to stop in just for the novelty. That food looks rather disgusting though.
I’d love to see how they fuck up beer.
Square cup made out of stainless steel sharp enough to turn you into the Joker.
It’s served college dorm style, with a funnel and a piece of garden hose. The twist is that the valve that releases beer from the bottom of the pipe is a switch that can only be activated via a touchscreen 8′ away.
We are visiting LA in Oct and will be staying right around the corner from there. We will NOT be eating there. We WILL be walking by and making fun of the people eating there.
I for one hope this company meal was expensed out of ad revenue, and not membership dues. I want no part of being responsible for any of you putting that terrible looking chili dog in your body.
lol for real
Maybe next time you guys want a car-themed meal, just go to the Meyers Manx Cafe in the Petersen?
https://www.meyersmanxcafe.com/
“or knew any Derek & The Dominoes songs,”
Oh he 100% does not know any Derek & The Dominos songs.
Just a suspicion, did they take out the umbrellas because people were spending too much time there? Or maybe you have to take out a subscription.
They probably took them out because a lady got injured by one and filed a lawsuit
They’re still working on Full Self Shading. Next year it will be ready, promise.
Before you get my sympathy I have to know who picked up the check?
I’m not sure there’s enough ketamine in all of LA to make that meal appealing.
Not even Elon’s Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?
Yeah, but they call ’em shakes.
I think I told Gossin once that it’s the suffering that lends gravitas to the literature.
The article had way less Martin Landau content than I was hoping for…click bait!!
I’d asked an LA-based friend about this, he said he’d tried it and his kid said “I’ve had better tacos in school.”
Even given that LAUSD’s lunch ladies can probably make as good a taco as anyone under school-lunch nutrition and budget constraints, those don’t apply to the Tesla Diner so they should do better almost by default…
Just saw the new Naked Gun… this caused Frank’s distress.
I imagine Matt was feeling the self-loathing for having eaten it too.
Why is the hot dog bun so much smaller than the hot dog? Are they really that tight on money?
You missed the earlier article on the hot dog?
A pile of diarrhea in a paper Cybertruck, was that photo taken at the Saab convention the other week?
Put a NSFW tag on that hot dog covered in diarrhea. WTF. Makes 7-11 look like a Michelin restaurant.
What does Martin Landau have to do with any of this? The poor man is dead.
They show movies on a big screen over the parking lot. Some sort of faux drive-in theater.
I built my own during pandemic. A quality projector and an 8×10 ft white tarp on a pvc pipe frame. We still use it a few times a year. On Halloween last year we had up an animated film for the kids to see in the driveway.
Same, though I went with a cheap projector. That means that movies start quite late (waiting for it to get dark enough) and I had to come up with a different sound system, but it’s fun!
Why would you not leave your luggage in the car?
Does the CrossCab even have a real trunk?
I’m not sure where you are from, but if you ever visit Los Angeles, don’t leave your luggage in the car.
MATTinMKE is in Milwaukee I believe, another place one should not leave luggage in the car LOL.
I am in Milwaukee, but my car has a trunk. Didn’t really think about the CrossCab not having one!
They steal entire cars here, not just the luggage inside.
You may have heard of our locals, the KiaBoyz? Not exactly the best area, but then so many parts of the country are following in the footsteps of NYC, LA, Chicago…
Yeah, I’m in MKE as well, just joking around. The KiaBoyz seem to have quieted down a bit as far as I can tell.
Thankfully! Not really a good representation of our fair city.
In case of a peaceful protest? JK
Kombucha and chili dog combo? My stomach churns at the thought. At least it probably looks the same coming out as going in.
Great chili dog gag in the new Naked Gun movie.
I ate 5 more that day…
It’s on the fast track…
Oh that might be the shitiest chili dog I’ve ever seen
No, it’s “chilliest doggy shit.”
I thought it was a hot dog topped with a partially digested hot dog.
No, it’s topped with a fully digested hot dog.
Well the same ingredients go into hot dogs and chili so you are technically correct.
It looks pretty awful, no doubt, but an equally bad one is the time a friend wanted us to get her food from In-N-Out, and instead of doing that, we went to Sonic and ordered their footlong chili dog without the bun and with extra mustard.
She was not happy with us
Listen to this man. He lives in Skyline territory. I trust his knowledge of bad chili dogs.
😉
Here’s a fun one: try that on Adrian next time he comes to town. You’ll get more than a YouTube short out of that reveal!
I second this. Please do it!
Evil…yet the content would be oddly satisfying.
They need to restrain Adrian and take him to the SSangyong restaurant in South Korea. https://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Restaurant_Review-g1074139-d9242920-Reviews-Ssangyong_Restaurant-Samcheok_Gangwon_do.html
This is the way (and doesn’t give any money to Elon Musk).
That website contains what sounds like a poorly translated summary of Adrian’s feelings on the matter:
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There is no content for Ssangyong Restaurant yet.
Truly, it doesn’t seem like he’ll EVER be content with Ssangyong!
As far as suffering for content goes, on a scale of 1 to Rodius this is not even a 2.
That chilli dog definitely looks like a #2.
It really does. I saw the picture and immediately thought “I have changed diapers that looked exactly like that chili…” and then promptly shuttered. I have extremely low standards on food, but even I wouldn’t touch that nonsense.
Honestly that would be in the worst 15% of diapers, after they’ve started solid foods but before their digestive systems have figured it out.
I think someone went #6 on that one.
Probably one of the robot puppeteers. I do not envy that job.
Depends on how strong your innards are.
I’m sorry this happened to you. I never knew Jason had this kind of cruelty in him.