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How I Got Tricked Into Eating At The Tesla Diner – Only Fanbelts

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Anoos
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Anoos
1 year ago

Jason, who, like David, will eat basically anything, seemed delighted at how off-putting the hot dog looked.

The pic and this caption had me rolling.

Mrbrown89
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Mrbrown89
1 year ago

Did they have some cybertrucks acting like dumpsters in the back of the building?

Col Hathi
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Col Hathi
1 year ago

Seems like you got Plaid, Matt.

The Mark
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The Mark
1 year ago

If they had a milkshake, or maybe a cold beer, it might be fun to stop in just for the novelty. That food looks rather disgusting though.

Waremon0
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Waremon0
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Square cup made out of stainless steel sharp enough to turn you into the Joker.

AmberTurnSignalsAreBetter
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AmberTurnSignalsAreBetter
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

It’s served college dorm style, with a funnel and a piece of garden hose. The twist is that the valve that releases beer from the bottom of the pipe is a switch that can only be activated via a touchscreen 8′ away.

Tim R
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Tim R
1 year ago

We are visiting LA in Oct and will be staying right around the corner from there. We will NOT be eating there. We WILL be walking by and making fun of the people eating there.

Taco Shackleford
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Taco Shackleford
1 year ago

I for one hope this company meal was expensed out of ad revenue, and not membership dues. I want no part of being responsible for any of you putting that terrible looking chili dog in your body.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

lol for real

Urban Runabout
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Urban Runabout
1 year ago

Maybe next time you guys want a car-themed meal, just go to the Meyers Manx Cafe in the Petersen?
https://www.meyersmanxcafe.com/

Shop-Teacher
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Shop-Teacher
1 year ago

“or knew any Derek & The Dominoes songs,”

Oh he 100% does not know any Derek & The Dominos songs.

Dodsworth
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Dodsworth
1 year ago

Just a suspicion, did they take out the umbrellas because people were spending too much time there? Or maybe you have to take out a subscription.

Hgrunt
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Hgrunt
1 year ago
Reply to  Dodsworth

They probably took them out because a lady got injured by one and filed a lawsuit

Framed
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Framed
1 year ago
Reply to  Dodsworth

They’re still working on Full Self Shading. Next year it will be ready, promise.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 year ago

Before you get my sympathy I have to know who picked up the check?

Mike F.
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Mike F.
1 year ago

I’m not sure there’s enough ketamine in all of LA to make that meal appealing.

Ranwhenparked
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Ranwhenparked
1 year ago
Reply to  Mike F.

Not even Elon’s Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?

Lotsofchops
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Lotsofchops
1 year ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

Yeah, but they call ’em shakes.

Slower Louder
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Slower Louder
1 year ago

I think I told Gossin once that it’s the suffering that lends gravitas to the literature.

Jack Trade
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Jack Trade
1 year ago

The article had way less Martin Landau content than I was hoping for…click bait!!

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
1 year ago

I’d asked an LA-based friend about this, he said he’d tried it and his kid said “I’ve had better tacos in school.”
Even given that LAUSD’s lunch ladies can probably make as good a taco as anyone under school-lunch nutrition and budget constraints, those don’t apply to the Tesla Diner so they should do better almost by default…

Tbird
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Tbird
1 year ago

Just saw the new Naked Gun… this caused Frank’s distress.

Squirrelmaster
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Squirrelmaster
1 year ago
Reply to  Tbird

I imagine Matt was feeling the self-loathing for having eaten it too.

Ranwhenparked
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Ranwhenparked
1 year ago

Why is the hot dog bun so much smaller than the hot dog? Are they really that tight on money?

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 year ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

You missed the earlier article on the hot dog?

Mechanical Pig
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Mechanical Pig
1 year ago

A pile of diarrhea in a paper Cybertruck, was that photo taken at the Saab convention the other week?

Jdoubledub
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Jdoubledub
1 year ago

Put a NSFW tag on that hot dog covered in diarrhea. WTF. Makes 7-11 look like a Michelin restaurant.

Frank C.
Frank C.
1 year ago

What does Martin Landau have to do with any of this? The poor man is dead.

MondialMatt
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MondialMatt
1 year ago
Reply to  Frank C.
Last edited 1 year ago by MondialMatt
Tbird
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Tbird
1 year ago
Reply to  MondialMatt

I built my own during pandemic. A quality projector and an 8×10 ft white tarp on a pvc pipe frame. We still use it a few times a year. On Halloween last year we had up an animated film for the kids to see in the driveway.

Balloondoggle
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Balloondoggle
1 year ago
Reply to  Tbird

Same, though I went with a cheap projector. That means that movies start quite late (waiting for it to get dark enough) and I had to come up with a different sound system, but it’s fun!

MATTinMKE
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MATTinMKE
1 year ago

Why would you not leave your luggage in the car?

Luxobarge
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Luxobarge
1 year ago
Reply to  MATTinMKE

Does the CrossCab even have a real trunk?

Secret Chimp
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Secret Chimp
1 year ago
Reply to  MATTinMKE

I’m not sure where you are from, but if you ever visit Los Angeles, don’t leave your luggage in the car.

Strangek
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Strangek
1 year ago
Reply to  Secret Chimp

MATTinMKE is in Milwaukee I believe, another place one should not leave luggage in the car LOL.

MATTinMKE
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MATTinMKE
1 year ago
Reply to  Strangek

I am in Milwaukee, but my car has a trunk. Didn’t really think about the CrossCab not having one!

Strangek
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Strangek
1 year ago
Reply to  MATTinMKE

They steal entire cars here, not just the luggage inside.

MATTinMKE
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MATTinMKE
1 year ago
Reply to  Strangek

You may have heard of our locals, the KiaBoyz? Not exactly the best area, but then so many parts of the country are following in the footsteps of NYC, LA, Chicago…

Strangek
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Strangek
1 year ago
Reply to  MATTinMKE

Yeah, I’m in MKE as well, just joking around. The KiaBoyz seem to have quieted down a bit as far as I can tell.

MATTinMKE
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MATTinMKE
1 year ago
Reply to  Strangek

Thankfully! Not really a good representation of our fair city.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 year ago
Reply to  Secret Chimp

In case of a peaceful protest? JK

LTDScott
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LTDScott
1 year ago

Kombucha and chili dog combo? My stomach churns at the thought. At least it probably looks the same coming out as going in.

Jdoubledub
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Jdoubledub
1 year ago
Reply to  LTDScott

Great chili dog gag in the new Naked Gun movie.

Tbird
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Tbird
1 year ago
Reply to  Jdoubledub

I ate 5 more that day…

Tbird
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Tbird
1 year ago
Reply to  LTDScott

It’s on the fast track…

Arch Duke Maxyenko
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Arch Duke Maxyenko
1 year ago

Oh that might be the shitiest chili dog I’ve ever seen

MondialMatt
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MondialMatt
1 year ago

No, it’s “chilliest doggy shit.”

Last edited 1 year ago by MondialMatt
NC Miata NA
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NC Miata NA
1 year ago

I thought it was a hot dog topped with a partially digested hot dog.

Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
1 year ago
Reply to  NC Miata NA

No, it’s topped with a fully digested hot dog.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 year ago
Reply to  NC Miata NA

Well the same ingredients go into hot dogs and chili so you are technically correct.

Griffin Riley
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Griffin Riley
1 year ago

It looks pretty awful, no doubt, but an equally bad one is the time a friend wanted us to get her food from In-N-Out, and instead of doing that, we went to Sonic and ordered their footlong chili dog without the bun and with extra mustard.

She was not happy with us

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

Listen to this man. He lives in Skyline territory. I trust his knowledge of bad chili dogs.

😉

Last edited 1 year ago by Stef Schrader
MondialMatt
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MondialMatt
1 year ago

Here’s a fun one: try that on Adrian next time he comes to town. You’ll get more than a YouTube short out of that reveal!

MATTinMKE
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MATTinMKE
1 year ago
Reply to  MondialMatt

I second this. Please do it!

Tbird
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Tbird
1 year ago
Reply to  MondialMatt

Evil…yet the content would be oddly satisfying.

Ford_Timelord
Ford_Timelord
1 year ago
Reply to  MondialMatt

They need to restrain Adrian and take him to the SSangyong restaurant in South Korea. https://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Restaurant_Review-g1074139-d9242920-Reviews-Ssangyong_Restaurant-Samcheok_Gangwon_do.html

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  Ford_Timelord

This is the way (and doesn’t give any money to Elon Musk).

MondialMatt
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MondialMatt
1 year ago
Reply to  Ford_Timelord

That website contains what sounds like a poorly translated summary of Adrian’s feelings on the matter:

About
There is no content for Ssangyong Restaurant yet.

Truly, it doesn’t seem like he’ll EVER be content with Ssangyong!

D-dub
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D-dub
1 year ago

As far as suffering for content goes, on a scale of 1 to Rodius this is not even a 2.

I don't hate manual transmissions
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I don't hate manual transmissions
1 year ago
Reply to  D-dub

That chilli dog definitely looks like a #2.

Squirrelmaster
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Squirrelmaster
1 year ago

It really does. I saw the picture and immediately thought “I have changed diapers that looked exactly like that chili…” and then promptly shuttered. I have extremely low standards on food, but even I wouldn’t touch that nonsense.

PlugInPA
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PlugInPA
1 year ago
Reply to  Squirrelmaster

Honestly that would be in the worst 15% of diapers, after they’ve started solid foods but before their digestive systems have figured it out.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

I think someone went #6 on that one.

Probably one of the robot puppeteers. I do not envy that job.

Tbird
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Tbird
1 year ago
Reply to  D-dub

Depends on how strong your innards are.

Drew
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Drew
1 year ago

I’m sorry this happened to you. I never knew Jason had this kind of cruelty in him.

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