Home » How Tall Is Jason? Tales From The Slack

How Tall Is Jason? Tales From The Slack

Tfts Usual Suspects Ts
ADVERTISEMENT

There are only two ways to answer this question:

  1. Become a member and support this place, thus getting rid of all the ads.
  2. Find Jason and measure him.
Share on facebook
Facebook
Share on whatsapp
WhatsApp
Share on twitter
Twitter
Share on linkedin
LinkedIn
Share on reddit
Reddit
Subscribe
Notify of
46 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Mr E
Mr E
58 minutes ago

I married into a Puerto Rican family, so, at 5’11”, I am the token giant white dude in the pictures, even though I am an (Joe Walsh voice) ordinary average guy.

Tis a good thing my 4’11” wife doesn’t mind sitting in the back seat of our Mustang or Mini when necessary, ’cause I sure as hell can’t/ain’t!

Thankfully, height isn’t a component of how much respect one gets, so don’t let your height (or lack thereof) get you…down.

Hugh Crawford
Hugh Crawford
9 hours ago

Jason is just tall enough that his legs and feet go all the way to the ground and no further.

Sofonda Wagons
Sofonda Wagons
12 hours ago

Your state still has color pictures for your driver licenses??? Hot damm you can look like poo in color! TX stopped color photos a couple of years ago. US Texan’s get to look like hungover shit in black and white after a visit to the DMV

StillNotATony
StillNotATony
12 hours ago

I’m 5’9″, brown eyes, brown hair, 155-160lbs. I am about as average as average can be. In fact, I would GLADLY stand in as the official Autopian average person on any and all vehicular testing! Just send me a plane ticket, and I’ll be there, bringing the average to, well, average.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
10 hours ago
Reply to  StillNotATony

Any objections to wearing fiducial markers on your forehead? If not, there may be a job for you.

StillNotATony
StillNotATony
11 minutes ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

Maaaaaaaaybeeeee…

Shooting Brake
Shooting Brake
12 hours ago

I’m 6’4” and it’s the worst being an enthusiast for small, lightweight cars and motorcycles…not to mention finding clothes.

IanGTCS
IanGTCS
2 hours ago
Reply to  Shooting Brake

I’m also 6’4″. Pants are easy because I’m all torso with stubby (well, relatively stubby, I’m still tall) legs but finding shirts that are long enough can be a challenge.

Last edited 2 hours ago by IanGTCS
Bkp
Bkp
14 hours ago

One wonders if the height stat, like weight and such on a driver’s license often are, is perhaps a tad optimistic or aspirational?

The juxtaposition of Adrian and Torch must look not unlike having Jose Altuve reach first when Matt Olsen is playing first base.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
10 hours ago
Reply to  Bkp

Asterix and Obelix.

Adrian Clarke
Editor
Adrian Clarke
6 hours ago
Reply to  Bkp

We’re twin brothers.

Patches O' Houlihan
Patches O' Houlihan
14 hours ago

Same height here. I remember sitting in an S2000 when they were brand new. When I could reach the pedals with the seat all the way back I wondered aloud, “who did they make this for?!”

Ottomottopean
Ottomottopean
6 minutes ago

The Japanese obviously.

I’m 6’3” with abnormally long legs and short torso and was in the Honda showroom when it launched or maybe the refresh in the late 90s. I tried to get in.

I remember not even being able to get my leg in. It seemed like the door was unusually short and mounted back from the A pillar more than most cars and my leg just would not bend enough to get in.

Not only could I not test drive it, I couldn’t even test how comfortable the seats were.

Agreed with everyone here. Being tall sucks for being a car enthusiast.

Sofonda Wagons
Sofonda Wagons
15 hours ago

I had no idea they could stack pure talent that high Jason! BTW, his Mom, nor any other relative PAID me to post this comment. I just really enjoy his tail light, amongst other weird car articles, OK??? Been a follower of his talent for years now.

Last edited 15 hours ago by Sofonda Wagons
Andrea Petersen
Andrea Petersen
15 hours ago

Honestly, being a short car person IS rad. You can fit in all the cool and unusual stuff and generally survive the huge stuff. The down side is when you work on the repair side and have to be the one to drive anything that comes in with the seat stuck forward…

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
15 hours ago

I look like a gnome falling out of a picnic basket”

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
16 hours ago

Yeah for the car experience being short helps until the gravity keeps you short and you grow wide. Can’t fit behind the wheel can’t fit underneath the car

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
17 hours ago

Hold up. I’m 5′ 3-to-4″ (seems to depend on how much I’m slouching) and I’m pretty sure Jason is juuuuuust taller than me.

Slower Louder
Slower Louder
16 hours ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

That’s the most reliable piece of information we’ve got right there. Thank you.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
16 hours ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

Just need a picture of Jason exiting a convenience store.

A. Barth
A. Barth
13 hours ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

You, Stef, are no slouch.

Ben Eldeson
Ben Eldeson
18 hours ago

Its sometimes annoying not being tall. I’m 5 ft 7 and as a guy, people in general seem to take shorter men less seriously. We are always the joke when it comes to movies and TV shows. Oh look! The silly short guy! ha ha! (ironically I married a 6 foot tall woman, which means constant driver seat adjustments forwards and back)

OttosPhotos
OttosPhotos
18 hours ago

I saw the IG Jaguar Type 00 post, and got “Twins” vibes seeing Torch and Adrian together.

Adrian Clarke
Editor
Adrian Clarke
6 hours ago
Reply to  OttosPhotos

Yesterday I deliberately didn’t wear the same Autopian shirt as Jason because people would have thought we were identical twins.

Christian Brashear
Christian Brashear
18 hours ago

It’s in the Prelude article: “As you can probably tell, we crammed five-foot-five-inch Jason Torchinsky into the back of this Prelude…”

Parsko
Parsko
18 hours ago

Jason’s driver license hair color is the same as the reaction to Jason’s hairstyle: BRO.

It’s as if his hairstyle and color had a talk when he was in the womb.

LTDScott
LTDScott
19 hours ago

I’m 6’3″ with a long torso and in general I’m happy to be tall, but it absolutely does make it hard to be a gearhead because I simply do not fit in some vehicles and sometimes wish I could. If I sit in an NA Miata I either have to look over the windshield or hunch down in order to see through it.

Dave from STL
Dave from STL
18 hours ago
Reply to  LTDScott

Yep. 6’2″ with a 32″ inseam over here. But at least I have a 38″ sleeve length. #ChimpMan

Who Knows
Who Knows
17 hours ago
Reply to  LTDScott

I’m 6’5″, and would like to be a few inches shorter. Once you can just reach up and touch a standard 8 foot ceiling, it’s diminishing returns.

Some years back, I got in an ND Miata at a dealership for fun, and it took a couple minutes to just get into a position that I could even close the door. There’s no way I could safely operate the clutch and drive even a short distance. Last time I was in an Audi dealership, the only vehicle in the showroom I could sit in without my head either touching or pushed into the roof was a Q8. Yet a BYD Seagull at a conference fit me just fine, go figure.

LBA Oak
LBA Oak
14 hours ago
Reply to  Who Knows

Im 6’4” tall and have similar issues. My ex-wife had a Miata and delighted in needing to borrow my car so I had to drive her car that I hated. Just one example of her petty cruelties towards me and why she’s my ex

Matt Sexton
Matt Sexton
16 hours ago
Reply to  LTDScott

I’m 6’4 and wear 36″ inseam jeans, and believe it or not I can juuuuust fit in a Lotus Esprit, as long as it’s an X180 or newer, but that’s mainly because I desperately, desperately want to make it work. It helps if the sunroof is popped.

I once sat in a Testarossa in a showroom and was devastated to find out it was not going to work for me at all. I have no idea how Michael Jordan drove one.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
10 hours ago
Reply to  Matt Sexton

Jordon money means they build the car around you.

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
7 hours ago
Reply to  LTDScott

I’m 6′ even. It was my plan to buy a Miata when I retired. In my fifties I just could fit. I wasn’t bendy enough at 65.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
19 hours ago

Height is to Jason as 0-60 is to EVs – a measure of a thing no longer relevant. As to tallness, why Torch is one of the tallest men alive. In things that matter – humanity, intelligence, empathy, talent, humor, friendship, etc. – Jason is a giant, a man to look up to and to appreciate. A dizzying height, indeed.

Trust Doesn't Rust
Trust Doesn't Rust
19 hours ago

As someone who was very much below average height until high school and who currently has a best friend about Torch’s height, I would like to request we put the height joke to bed. It’s like pointing out someone’s receding hairline or beer belly – it’s too obvious. We’re Autopians. We can do better.

Jason has plenty of other flaws to point out and mock.

A. Barth
A. Barth
19 hours ago

I love that the license basically says “Hair? Bro…”.

I’m average height but about two Torches wide.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
16 hours ago
Reply to  A. Barth

To be honest Hair Bro fits Jason does look fairly hairy.

Stryker_T
Stryker_T
19 hours ago

Torch’s lineup silhouette looks like he has the mad magazine guy’s head

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
19 hours ago
Reply to  Stryker_T

Yeah but does he talk like Fenster? I hope not.

V10omous
V10omous
19 hours ago

“No car too big for short people”

Probably true for men, but I have known sub 5 foot women who have struggled with driving positions in some vehicles.

Roofless
Roofless
18 hours ago
Reply to  V10omous

Some of the trucks these days are too big for normal-sized people, too – as someone who’s regularly on foot or bike, I’m shocked by how often I find myself trying to make eye contact at a crosswalk with the top of someone’s head.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
16 hours ago
Reply to  Roofless

Well there are pedals extenders my problem is climbing in my brothers Ram 2500. It is jacked and my nose is lower than the seats and he has no step up.

Alexk98
Alexk98
19 hours ago

I do occasionally envy the smaller amongst us when looking at some cars, my love for miata’s is at odds with my 6’0″ frame, but I can make it work. Unfortunately I know deep down that the tiniest, lightest, slowest little JDM imports that fit my brand of Automotive enthusiasm are likely too diminutive for my girthy reality.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
16 hours ago
Reply to  Alexk98

If you desire an old LBC try a Jensen Healey. They do have tons of leg room and wider than most lbcs.

Hugh Crawford
Hugh Crawford
15 hours ago

The Jensen Healey is remarkably roomy, as is the 914. The Boxster isn’t quite big enough for me.

JurassicComanche25
JurassicComanche25
19 hours ago

What we can take out of this is that JT is, in fact, a licensed Bro.

46
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x