So on Friday I wrote one of our Tales From The Slack posts, where we reveal a bit about the inner workings, behind-the-scenes dirt about our site. It’s a members-only post, so perhaps you didn’t see it (also this is a good opportunity to really take a moment and consider becoming a member) but the gist of it is that David and I were arguing the relative importance of the visuals of the site, and then afterwards I noticed an unedited screenshot he had in a post that had a huge ad in it that said something about six months of unexplained diarrhea. I thought it was a funny post that poked fun at David good-naturedly, but based on some of the comments, I think I may have gone too far, and I’d like to use today’s Cold Start to just make a few things clear.
Also, I’m going to throw in a few pictures of cars, too, and maybe a line or two about them, because, for the moment at least, we’re a car site and not an apology site. That honor goes to our sister site we’ll be launching soon, Atonepian.
We do tend to make fun of David a fair amount here, because, well, it is a lot of fun. And he has been generous with providing us with material to have fun with, from classics like the shower spaghetti to his impressively limited, near-Amish-levels of exposure to most of pop culture. There’s a lot to work with there. But as much fun as all the teasing we do is, I’m afraid it’s causing some unwanted side effects, specifically that it’s overshadowing all that David does and is capable of doing.

Also, here’s some interesting old Renaults: a Dauphine, up top, and below, based on the Dauphine’s rear-engine design, the 1959 concept Project 900, which looks like a wagon until you realize it’s backwards.
I know there is something that drives David absolutely bonkers, and that’s the way people tend to perceive those who are a little goofy, or are willing to laugh at themselves and have the courage to let themselves not be taken so seriously all the damn time. Often, the assumption is that such people aren’t capable of important things or just capable in general, and this idea is, of course, idiotic. Some of the smartest and most capable people in human history have also been incredible goofballs, and I feel like the trap of not realizing this is a genuine problem.

So with that in mind, let me make a few things absolutely clear, just so we’re all on the same page: the would be no Autopian without David. Period. That’s just how it is. David is the big wet pulsating brain in the re-animated cadaver that is this website, and it is David who dictates and defines our editorial standards, which, I believe, are the best in the industry.
Before we founded the Autopian, I had an offer – a good offer – to go from the Old Site to Another Car Site. I decided against it, because I knew any future automotive journalism venture I may undertake would have to involve David as my partner, because I trust his ability, talent, and judgement more than anyone else. That may have seemed like a gamble, but the truth is it wasn’t. Deciding to throw the future of my career in with David was the easiest decision I could make.
Do you understand how incredible it is to have an actual automotive engineer as Editor-in-Chief of a website? It’s amazing. There’s a reason David’s technical deep dives are unmatched in the space; he has an actual, genuine engineer’s understanding of what makes cars work, and the rare ability to translate that in a form more engineering-impaired folks can comprehend.
With that in mind, here’s a nice image of an engine:

That’s a 1963 Austin engine. I think a diesel one?
David designed the cooling system of the current-generation Jeep Wrangler. What other major automotive publication around today can say that their editor-in-chief was behind a crucial technical system of cars that are being sold right at this moment? The more you think about that, the more incredible it is.

The editorial standards and practices David has set for the site are the key to our success, and we will cleave to them as long as we can, because the results are worth it. David is the moral compass of our site, too; where my own moral compass is a de-magnetized, imprecise thing, David’s true and unyielding, and that goes for life as well as on the pages of this site.
David holds himself to standards of behavior, and he sticks to those standards with a truly impressive tenacity. If your job was to lure David into violating his moral code, perhaps hired by some rival publication or perhaps a cabal of Freemasons and corrupt auto executives, you’d find that job nearly impossible.
David is wildly generous – he’s given me two entire motor vehicles since we’ve started this site – and when he’s generous, you can see it’s just an innate part of his character, completely unforced and natural. I’ve seen it so many times, in so many ways, I feel like I don’t even notice it anymore. But I should.
When I joke about David getting in moods and wanting to get as much published as possible or whatever, I feel like it’s worth clarifying why that happens: because David is laser-focused on making this site a success. In that Tales From The Slack post, I think I gave an impression of David sort of manically wanting stories and content to get up, and while that worked for the context of my narrative, it’s worth noting in more detail what is really going on. He’s just trying to make the site the best it can be for all of you who read it, and that goal drives him, and if we do end up being successful long-term, that will be at the root of why it happened.
If he has decided we need stories up at a particular time, that comes from a lot of careful thought and evaluation of metrics, numbers, and instinct. There are reasons behind these decisions, and they’re all in service of making this site work.

That’s a Ford Model T chassis; David was once seriously considering buying a Model T and trying to use it as a daily driver, something I still hope happens, just so he can offer to drive someone somewhere and just tell them he’s outside in a “black Ford” and then see their faces when they see that rattly Model T bouncing towards them.
I’m writing this because it’s become clear that some scales have swung out of balance, and there needs to be some re-calibration here. I doubt we’ll ever quit teasing David, publicly or privately, about any number of things. We do that because we love David, but the price of that privilege is that maybe every so often the actual reality needs to be restated: David is the engine of this site, the chassis rails that keep the vehicle strong, and the fuel that keeps it running.
This is indisputable, and remains so regardless of arguments we may have regarding image standards or how he has no idea what entire genres of pop culture are about or how much of his blood is rust or anything like that. The point here is that David, whom I feel I am guilty of mocking just bit too much without proper context, is one of the most determined and capable people I know, and I simply could not do any of this without him.
There are plenty of funny things about David, and I have the luxury of calling those out because I know they’re supported by one of the smartest, kindest, and most worthwhile people I’ve ever met, and someone without whom this site would simply not exist.
I still think the diarrhea thing was funny, though.






Just adding to the David appreciation post. You content and contributions to this site are greatly appreciated by us readers. Your knowledge, passion, and integrity are all part of what makes this place great.
I value both of you, David and Jason, for the singularly unique automotive website that is The Autopian, and the whole cabal of wonderful writers!
I still don’t know who whitened my teeth in that picture; it creeps me out.
I did not notice until you pointed it out, thank out.
David is obviously cool. People like David can take jokes, get poked fun of, and self deprecate, and seems like a reasonable overall person. These are usually great people to be around, and good listeners as a bonus.
People who cant take a joke, take things too literally, and easily become offended or triggered, are usually not fun to be around, and are crummy conversationalists.
I’m glad David had a kid.
Now Jason, this is an auto site, so quit being lazy and fix some of your junk. That Tioga van is probably 1/2 way into the earth at this point. We like you too of course.
I’ve poked at DT on here a bit, too, but that’s because he’s the goddamn man and this thing he’s doing here is fucking rad and it’s fun to be here. DT jokes are like Chuck Norris jokes before all the, you know, Chuck Norris stuff came out – you earn those jokes by being a damn legend in this field.
Hope this post has helped.
We love you guys, some gentle kidding included. Never doubted David’s expertise or sincerity or honesty.
Stay as y’all are!
I know it’s just something from a rando out in the interwebs but I’ll be seeking out and reading anything you, David, Mercedes or Stef write for the rest of my read’n days. You guys have all added a lot of enjoyment to our hobby already and I am grateful. Thank you. Love your words bunches.
I feel I’m hardly on here and am at about 1-comment-a-year rate, but I’m using my one comment to say, I love this place, I love that posts like this exist amongst the automotive-centric ones, I love that we knuckleheads continue to have a great place to check up on things, and I’m proud to be an Autopian supporting member. Cheers!
I do feel a pedantic need to remind you, Mr Torch, sir, that when we bleed, all of us have rust in our veins. It’s why our human juice turns from the beautiful, healthy colour of the finest 10w30 to that brilliant patina-ed rouge.
Mr Tracy just has a lead on us, is all.
PS. As always, all puns are intentional, especially the accidental ones.
Mom,Dad. Please don’t get a divorce. Who will get custody of me? Hello? Hello?
On the subject of goofballs: some of the best advice I have ever been given is take your job and your relationships seriously, but NEVER take yourself seriously. That way lies madness.
For context, I was very much the type to take himself seriously. According to my parents I knew I wanted to be an engineer from a very young age. I had lots of Lego and I loved robots, so I pushed myself pretty hard. I once cried about getting a B on a test in second grade. I forgot to do some homework later that year and carried around the paper with the F at the top for the rest of the week so I’d never forget again. In sixth grade, we did a manor project set in the medieval era and I was the only unanimous vote to be a lord in any of the classes… which I couldn’t believe because nobody liked me, but they all thought my group would do the best, so they put up with it to win. We did. I got knighted at Medieval Times at the end of the unit, which was pretty cool.
As you might imagine, this made me an insufferable ass who came across as arrogant and couldn’t handle a joke. At all. Or any sort of teasing. I had no friends and was a pretty miserable person. I received the above advice from a much older gentleman one day at work in my late teens and it changed my life. I haven’t been active in Discord lately for a reason. Whenever I mention mental health struggles, it’s that old version of me bubbling to the surface. One who can’t accept being wrong because I put the work in, who can’t take a joke because this is serious, and the one who is slowly driving himself insane due to the anxiety and the “oh god if I say what I want everyone’s gonna hate me again.”
Be a goofball. Don’t let what other people say bother you. Laugh things off and enjoy life. Be like David. Don’t be like the old me that never realized ambition and being goofy could coexist.
David is indispensible. But don’t sell yourself short Torch- you are the top tail light critic in the industry bar none!
Having borne the brunt of “we’re not laughing at you, we’re laughing with you” until I got to IDGAF age, I must say that I Jason is a gentleman and a scholar.
Its interesting that the comments are really where the original article took a bit of a turn. Like most, I read it – didn’t have much worthwhile to ad so I didn’t comment. This morning I read this article and went back through the comments of the first.
While I still dont think the original article was scandalous, I think some of David’s retorts came off a little defensive which, they were entitled to be. I will say, as a fellow engineer, I understand the concept of “minimum viable product” and what he was saying when he wanted to publish it and fix something “minor” later. That being said, I’ve only recently learned after working with a marketer on my own personal side project is that there are things that dont register with us (engineers), especially things that dont change the context/content of the story. That is not to say we do not believe they are important, but rather “how they affect the overall presentation” is what’s lost.
To Jason’s point, a bad screen grab looks lazy. To David’s point, the screen grab had all the info it needed and he didn’t even notice the ad in the middle.
Anyway, I love the yin and yang of you two which is why im a member. Keep it up and keep the standards high. To a similar point that is being compared in this article, your high standards make coming here refreshing, at a time when click bait based algorithm garbage is infiltrating everywhere. Its not something I realized when I first joined but its become evident over the last year… so thanks.
It’s kind of stupid that we need to learn to ignore distracting stuff on our screens to get anything done, but then get critiqued bfor the things we don’t see, because they are hidden behind our filters.
My flaw is when someone puts an important button/tab on a webpage that fits into my “internet ad” filter, and it remains frustratingly invisible until someone points out that “It’s RIGHT THERE!”
It is unfortunately the side effect of monetization based on clicks. Whether inadvertent, or purposeful, a click is engagement and engagement is improved metrics. But to your point, it has now gotten to the point (not here – Thank you again Autopian) that the ads are competing for space with the content, instead of competing for space within the ads. I remember when it was a big deal that ads appeared on the side of blog post; now I have to click through 3 ads just to get to the next level of a cell phone game. – I’m going to go yell at a cloud now. You’re welcome to join me.
I’ll be there after I get my voice back from yelling at my computer again.
I read the previous article and I don’t think this one was necessary, but well done nonetheless! Will my membership here carry over to Atonepian or is there some other form of tithing involved?
10% of your membership goes to FndrStrat06’s Fix Up the Daily fund. Your generous tithe will support:
-new tires
-new headliner
-repairing and repainting the front bumper
-full professional detail inside and out
My baby needs some love, and your support will let my GTI sparkle like she used to!
As a former GTI owner let me just say that if you’re just worried about the cosmetics, I envy you, and wait until the real fun stuff starts popping up! You’ll need way more than 10% of my membership to make that stuff okay!
I’m not worried at all! She’s been very good to me.
Are you planning to sell the movie rights to this bromance? “Tracy and the Torch”
Torch Tracy: A Bromantic Comedy
Having read both articles, I’ve concluded that y’all are good people. I’m proud to be a member of The Autopian. Did you know that Boss’s Day is next week? I’m guessing that there is no drama associated with Boss’s Day at The Autopian. (Unlike my workplace. Guess who’s in charge of sending out the notification this year, because the lady who typically does it has sworn off such duties after being informed that she was ‘stepping on toes’ by wanting to be involved with planning birthday activities for her new boss?)
Do you work at a paper company in Pennsylvania??
XD
Here’s an update: I have a card for people to sign, but it’s blank inside, and no one wants to be the first one to sign it.
Give yourself some credit Torch, it’s definitely a group effort that makes this site what it is. A reminder that success does not have to be boiled down to “number go up”. Quality is important and I hope you don’t let David lose site of that, or else you’ll be like every other click farm website.
Why would I be the one to lose sight of that? I’ve been a stickler for quality since day 1.
And unlike Ford, quality here truly is job #1 and you stick to it without fail.
This is the only (no exaggeration) news-ish site I visit every single day, because the content is so consistently high quality.
As an aside, I feel a little weird that this article had to be published, and felt a little weird about the tone of Jason’s original article, which was a couple thou over the line between ribbing and snark. It’s none of my business what goes on between you two, but I hope there’s no weirdness.
Jason and I will be friends for life. Nothing will ever change that.
Also, thank you for using “thou.”
Feeler gauges are on my mind.
Well maybe the Rodius apology will appear on the Atonepian then.
Jason already signed you up to review the Mitsubishi iMiev next!
This site has always been a wonderful venue for good natured ribbing. I didn’t take it as hostile or unfair, but more like an old married couple going at it (phrasing?) for our entertainment.
If DT ever wants to clap back (for fun) with a post on “Appropriate Uses for Chainsaws” I’m all for it.
Yeah, the best way for Torch to apologize is to let DT go roast him.
Hey, Jason was following at least some safety precautions!
He had those purple dishwashing gloves, which I hope and trust were never used for dishes again!
He was doing it while his kid was in school and not waiting for him to get home and be available as cameraman!
And that’s it!