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“The reference also doesn’t make any sense. Carlos Tavares didn’t get blown by Stellantis so much as he fucked them.”
Maybe he went ATM?
I didn’t see it originally, but when followed later by the line “hard to swallow” it does come off that way a bit.
David is quite famously (in these circles) pop-culture illiterate.
Jason has a teenager and knows these get published so he might be having his fun with deliberately being embarrassing.
Adrian is British.
What’s everyone else’s excuse?
I’ll admit, once you got to “hard for many to swallow” I started to get some Tobias Funke vibes.
That’s what she said
That was very entertaining. If there were an award for Best of Thread, I think it’d have to go to Peter for the ‘cow’s four dicks’ thing. 😀
PS: I knew what milt is, but only because I’ve watched a lot of Japanese television. Never had the chance to try it. I do like caviar though, be it cheap or expensive… salty fish eggs: what’s not to like?
Wait, is that what Tavares actually looks like? He doesn’t look like Jon Lovitz?
No, the top shot *is* Jon Lovitz.
Well dirty? Yes. Too dirty? Never
I didn’t catch it at first. I understood washing out a bad taste in your mouth. Then I thought about the South Pacific song about “I’m gonna wash that man right out of my hair.” I suppose one of you might find that line dirty as well if you think about it.
Maybe that was the inspiration for Sabrina Carpenter’s album cover?
Well if Matt didn’t mean for that to be dirty, it certainly didn’t take long for the rest of you to make it that way!
Well done.
My work here is done.
I immediately thought about that when I read that line, but it’s been that kind of week.
I already filed my report on this with the BBB, ya’ll better watch out.
Big Booty Bitches will allow it.
I was not prepared for that chat. The reference? Thought nothing of it, then again I listen to AC/DC so I am well versed in double entendre, as well as their specialty, the single entendre.
Adrian I was told that Carry On films are horrible. Never seen one. Are they “have a couple drinks and don’t worry about it” or “so bad that they’re good?”
I hate them, but they are intrinsically part of the British cultural character. Basically low budget sixties bawdy romps laced with innuendo played by a load of classically trained, drunken thespians who think the whole thing is beneath them. But they need the money.
in other words a lot like me working at this place.
Carry On Cars? Nah. There’s got to be a better title. I take it the Carry On films are more like Benny Hill than Brideshead, Revisited.
I thought thespians would be your kind of niche.
I live for the drama darling.
(That was innuendo about a genre of adult entertainment)
Matt, you work with maniacs. What you wrote was perfectly acceptable.
Thank you!
It’s the hard to swallow follow-on that made it dirty.
Holy hell. That chat was a RIDE. Excellent work, keep it up.
Matt, ya done good with the original text. Washing a bad taste out of one’s mouth is about as clean as it can get for a classic expression. Anyone who wants to read more into it is probably heard saying “that’s what she said!” far too often,
I’m guessing MSN’s filter is going to reject this article. Just a hunch.
They never reject the article but if you copy some of it they will block you
If MSN.com goes down later today, you know what happened.
Heh heh… you said “goes down”
♪ “Oops I did it again!” ♫
Please, never clean up your act. I live for the innuendo!!!
Yeah that’s the ticket.
10/10 best TFTS yet.
” That’s a load off my chest”
Well it could go either way but the following “hard to swallow” is kinda dirty
That’s the line that really made me wonder if the Tavares line was dirty. Without it, it doesn’t sound dirty to me.
Someone tell Adrian it’s who is blowing whom. And I thought he was British.
“all the references to mudering the Arch Duke”
I’m aghast
Since you are a member they know where you live. You should lock your doors.
If they’re successful you’ll become aghost.
*golf clap* 🙂
Dammit! I was going to post “slow clap”, but A. Barth beat me to it. Oops, I did it again… ????
lolololololol
I mean, you did say “wash the Carlos Tavares out of its mouth” along with the lack of a bonus being “hard for many to swallow”, but if I’m being honest, I didn’t perceive any innuendo.
Wait. In whose endo?! 😉
I’d like to play her XBOX!
Ooh errr matron!
Hint: the guy in the gif is NOT Rhys Darby.
I figure you meant it that way because two sentences later you were talking about how hard it was to swallow.
Weirdly, I saw that too and my perpetually gutter-residing mind didn’t pick up on it until I read this post.
Glad I could help.
The headline also had “bite” in there so there was a theme, just eating food not dude.
Well, I’m in my 50s now, but still a 14 year old boy at heart, so you write what you write and I’ll read what I read. 🙂
“Bite” means dick in some languages.
The more you know.