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Jaguar Land Rover Can’t Build, Sell, Or Even Service Cars During Ongoing Cyberdisaster

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It’s been a tough year for Jaguar Land Rover, with the Tata-owned company facing lower profits, higher tariffs, and a blowback to its new design direction. You can now add to that a cyberattack that’s completely crippled the company. Dealers, factories, and even independent shops in Tasmania are impacted.

I prefer to end Fridays at The Morning Dump with cheery news, but things are a bit mixed lately. Hyundai’s big expansion in America has also been severely disrupted, but this time because of a huge immigration raid that has led to the arrest of hundreds of people.

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President Trump has signed an order to lower tariffs on Japanese cars. Expect car prices to still go up as suppliers are facing higher costs they plan to pass on to automakers, which will eventually pass those cost increases on to you.

Here’s some good news if you’re Mary Barra. She’s cashing out a bunch of GM stock and will bring home around $53 million before taxes.

JLR Gets Pwned

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Jaguar Land Rover was a victim this week of a massive cyberattack, and not since the CDK Global ransomware incident has a cybersecurity incident so absolutely decimated a company in the automotive realm. The CDK incident was a dealership-level event. The JLR attack is even broader in scope, shutting down almost every facet of the company for days.

It’s bad. It’s real bad. The group of hackers appears to be made up of English-speaking teenagers–the most notoriously difficult group of people to bargain with. That’s extra embarrassing for the company, given that Tata-owned JLR announced a big deal with Tata Consultancy Services for its cybersecurity. Oops.

Everything about this is rough for JLR, which has had to either slow or completely pause basically everything a car company has to do at every level. Production? JLR sent workers at its Merseyside and Solihull factories home, telling them the production suspension could carry on into next week.

Can it sell the cars that it has already built? Maybe, but it’s been unable to register many cars in the United Kingdom, according to reports. Certainly, you should be able to get your Jaguar or Land Rover fixed.

From the BBC, that’s also going to be difficult:

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James Wallis of Nyewood Express, an independent garage in West Sussex that repairs and services Land Rovers, told the BBC’s Today programme that he “can’t look up what I need to repair cars”.

“Essentially the parts list is a giant database of items that relates to every single car,” he said. “And if I can’t find the parts, I can’t buy them. I can’t fix the car.”

[…]

Land Rover dealers and repair specialists across the world are affected. Alan Howard, a Londoner who runs a Land Rover parts specialist in Tasmania, Australia, said he has “no idea” when the disruption will end.

“Even though I’m an independent here all the way down in Tasmania, I use exactly the same software as a Land Rover dealer in London,” he told the BBC’s World Business Report. “Monday morning we [came] in and the system is down.”

I love that BBC got the Tasmania angle.

It’s not entirely clear if this is a ransomware attack, but the hackers seem to be linked to the M&S breach, so it probably is.

Hyundai/Kia Plants In Alabama Shut Down After ICE Raid

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It is a relatively bipartisan dream to have a bunch of industrial jobs sprout up in the United States, which is a reasonable policy goal that’s unfortunately wrapped in a fantasy of a 1950s-like blue-collar resurgence that would allow single-income households to have enough money to own a boat, a house, and two cars.

I am not going to list all the reasons why people aren’t exactly dying to move to rural areas to work in a car plant, but it’s a big cornerstone policy position of both the President of the United States and the governors of those states to expand automotive manufacturing there. Those plans have hit some snags.

First, the company and its suppliers were given penalties for employing children. I guess, being unable to find enough adults to do the job, Hyundai’s suppliers turned to underage teens. An investigation by the Department of Labor discovered “a 13-year-old worked up to 50-60 hours per week on an assembly line in Luverne, Alabama operating machines that formed sheet metal into auto body parts.”

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This week, hundreds of employees building a new battery plant for LG/Hyundai and Kia in Georgia were nabbed in Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids. Per The Guardian:

Hundreds of workers at a factory being built in Georgia to make car batteries for Hyundai and Kia electric vehicles were detained in a massive raid by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Ice) on Thursday that stopped construction.

The facility is part of what would be the biggest industrial investment in the state’s history and had been hailed as a huge boost for the economy by Georgia’s Republican governor, Brian Kemp.

At least 450 people were arrested, according to the Atlanta office of the US justice department agency, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

However the Korea Economic Daily later reported around 560 workers at the Hyundai facility and LG Energy Solution (LGES), had been detained, citing unidentified industry sources. Some 300 are South Korean nationals, according to local media reports. Hyundai Motor is a South Korean automotive company but has many international plants.

So that’s going well.

Japanese Carmakers Get Their Deal

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There is finally a trade deal between Japan and the United States. Is it a good deal? That’s not yet clear. At the very least, much of the uncertainty is gone, as Reuters is reporting:

Formalizing the deal between the U.S. and a key Asian ally comes after months of negotiations, reduces uncertainty plaguing the massive Japanese auto sector since the July announcement and confirms an agreement for $550 billion of Japanese investment in U.S. projects.

The lower 15 percent tariffs on Japanese autos, down from the current 27.5 percent, are set to take effect seven days after official publication of the order.

The executive order also ensured that the 15 percent levy on Japanese imports agreed in July would not be stacked on top of those already subject to higher tariffs such as beef, while items previously subject to tariffs below 15 percent would be adjusted to 15 percent. This relief is retroactive to August 7.

In addition, it promised no tariffs on commercial airplanes and parts.

This is still going to make things more expensive, at least according to a recent survey of Japanese suppliers:

A Nikkei survey on U.S. tariff policies found that more than 80% of major Japanese auto parts makers have either forwarded the added costs of import levies onto customers or are considering doing so.

With automakers in the U.S. — namely, Japanese companies with American factories — having to pay higher prices from overseas suppliers, subsequent higher vehicle prices are likely to impact consumer demand in the country.

I’m glad I already bought my car.

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Mary Barra Cashes Out $53 Million In Stock Awards

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I don’t think I’d tell people if I got $53 million, but the Merkur dealership I opened up would probably be a giveaway. As CEO of a publicly traded company, Mary Teresa Barra had to post her sale of 907,024 common shares of GM last week.

Is there something nefarious going on here?

According to this Detroit Free Press article, the answer is naw:

According to Dan Ives, senior equity analyst and managing director at Wedbush Securities, Barra’s stock sale is not alarming to his firm.

“We are not concerned about this and it’s about shares that hit some triggers,” Ives said. “Barra remains a key part of the GM’s success and we do not view this as a needle mover.”

By triggers, he means GM may have an algorithm in place to automatically sell some executives’ shares when they hit a certain price. GM confirmed that this applies to Barra’s compensation.

I like to think that she’s buying a minor league baseball team. Maybe the West Michigan Whitecaps?

What I’m Listening To While Writing TMD

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Since I teased They Might Be Giants yesterday, here’s Stniag Eb Thgim Yeht with “ECNALUBMA.”

The Big Question

How many cars would you buy with $53 million?

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Shop-Teacher
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Shop-Teacher
4 months ago

How many cars would you buy with $53 million?

I’d be buying up all the clean stock pre ’03 Chevy and pre ’07 GMC trucks I could get my grubby little hands on.

Oh, and big body Buicks. So many Buicks.

Church
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Church
4 months ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

So, five or six trucks, then? Can’t be many clean examples left, I’d think.

Shop-Teacher
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Shop-Teacher
4 months ago
Reply to  Church

You’d be surprised how many paw-paw trucks are out there.

Boulevard_Yachtsman
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Boulevard_Yachtsman
4 months ago

I’d easily be able to fill up a couple of warehouses full of classics, oddball stuff, and the various Brazilian vehicles I’ve been obsessed with. However the real fun would come from buying a midwestern track on the cheap, and then setting up a Cadillac racing league. The Blackwings and V-series Escalades would get to play all day, but The Main Event would be a Celestiq spec-series. Purchasing a dozen of those bespoke monsters would barely dent that $53 million and it would sure be fun to watch.

KYFire
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KYFire
4 months ago

How many for $53m?

Enough for people to question my sanity and taste.

Brandon Forbes
Brandon Forbes
4 months ago
Reply to  KYFire

People do that with just one of my cars… I don’t need 53 million for that to happen!

Mike Harrell
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Mike Harrell
4 months ago

How many cars would you buy with $53 million?

I would try really hard to keep it at no more than one or two per day.

Spikedlemon
Spikedlemon
4 months ago

$53M would get me more than enough to merge a Subaru Impreza hatchback chassis and a Subaru WRX drivetrain.

Tondeleo Jones
Tondeleo Jones
4 months ago

The Kia assembly plant is actually in West Point, Georgia. The Hyundai assembly plant is outside of Montgomery, Alabama.

Cheats McCheats
Cheats McCheats
4 months ago

That’s easy. Import a clean Lada, buy a used 2012 Prius, a new Sienna and maybe 2005 Silverado

TK-421
TK-421
4 months ago

I have 3, maybe I’d buy 2-3 more tops. Finally another MR2, maybe another Miata, and a Lambo of some flavor. (Maybe another GR Corolla so I could have a rally build to go with the street car.)

Also TACO.

VanGuy
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VanGuy
4 months ago

I’ve been slowly building a list of “my dream x-car garage”. Most of the order is subject to change.

Fuel-efficient, reasonably spacious daily driver such as Prius v
High roof conversion van
Mazda Miata
Some kind of EV
Some kinda Lexus cruiser (2001-06 LS430 ?)
Conversion short bus
Decommissioned ambulance
Hearse
Toyota Prius C (Scion XA alternative?)
Ford Excursion
Mercury Marauder
Polaris Slingshot R
Cherry picker
Ex-surveillance van
Cadillac Escalade
Armored transport such as Brink’s or ex-SWAT truck
(recent-ish) Ford Bronco

Last edited 4 months ago by VanGuy
Brockstar
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Brockstar
4 months ago
Reply to  VanGuy

Cherry picker should be at the top of your list. That is the ultimate lifestyle vehicle. I think you’d probably need a bobcat to keep it company too.

Kevin Rhodes
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Kevin Rhodes
4 months ago
Reply to  VanGuy

With a couple of exceptions, that is one oddball dream vehicle list. Kudos!

Kleinlowe
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Kleinlowe
4 months ago
Reply to  VanGuy

That’s a good list! Back before I needed to drive a lot, I cross-shopped a vintage cherry picker and an early Lexus as daily drivers. It’s good to see someone else with the same kind of brain damage excellent taste.

That said, let me mention that the Prius-C has great milage and excellent reliability, but it’s not sporty, it’s slow like a 90s economy car, and the interior seems to have been designed under protest. I love mine. Not something I would see in a fantasy garage. Maybe a JDM GR Aqua?

Also allow me to suggest a Lexus ct200h. It’s a Lexus-fied Corolla with a 3rd Gen Prius drivetrain. A compact hybrid luxury wagon; an oddball weirdo unlikely ever to be made again.

Last edited 4 months ago by Kleinlowe
VanGuy
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VanGuy
4 months ago
Reply to  Kleinlowe

The reliability is the main reason I’m curious about the Prius C. I currently have a Prius v, but looking online at 3rd-gen Prius drivetrains does not fill one with long-term confidence. Which also applies to the CT200h. I did look at them when I’d been shopping, but rear seat legroom and comfort is a big consideration for me, and the cubic footage difference between the CT and Prius v is enormous.

The C has a separate drivetrain from the others and supposedly isn’t subject to the same problems.

Having said that, upon reconsideration, I’ll move it down toward the bottom of the list.

Kleinlowe
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Kleinlowe
4 months ago
Reply to  VanGuy

The C absolutely uses a completely different drivetrain – Consumer Reports wrote that it was the most reliable car Toyota has sold in the US, ever. They also wrote that, in regards to the C, ‘if you want a $20,000 Prius, buy a used one’ – it’s a very, erm, focused design. But they did come in some great colors!

Ben
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Ben
4 months ago

Probably only a handful of cars, but I’d spend a bunch of it on a large enough property to both store and enjoy them. Probably build my own autocross track, off road park, that sort of thing.

Crimedog
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Crimedog
4 months ago
Reply to  Ben

Offroad park. Absolutely.

Cerberus
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Cerberus
4 months ago

If I had that money, I’d move to Norway and build myself a Pantheon-shape reinforced concrete dome house powered by renewables. Cars? Oh, I don’t know.

Andrea Petersen
Andrea Petersen
4 months ago

$53 mil? That’ll buy a whole lot of Italian crapcans! I recon there’ll be about 10, which I’ll scatter among homes in 3 or 4 different homes which I’d also buy with the windfall.

Urban Runabout
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Urban Runabout
4 months ago

“How many cars would you buy with $53 million?”

Well, that’s only $30.34MM after federal and state taxes in my current locale – and I need to invest most of that so we don’t have to work anymore, and we need a place to live in a sunny and warm tax haven, sooo….
…it would probably just be three cars.
A pair of His and His R129 SL500s – and a new E300e Plug-in Hybrid Estate.

Meanwhile – Tata, JLR.

Last edited 4 months ago by Urban Runabout
Ben
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Ben
4 months ago
Reply to  Urban Runabout

Well, that’s only $30.34MM after taxes in my state

Silly peasant, people who get $53 million dollar paydays don’t pay taxes.

Cheats McCheats
Cheats McCheats
4 months ago
Reply to  Ben

Exactly, they get refunds! Each one of use here actually paid her 7.02 in taxes.

Icouldntfindaclevername
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Icouldntfindaclevername
4 months ago

Hyundai/Kia Plants In Alabama Shut Down.
When did that happen? ICE raided a Georgia plant yesterday

Last edited 4 months ago by Icouldntfindaclevername
TheDrunkenWrench
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TheDrunkenWrench
4 months ago

Exactly one fewer than the number that makes my spouse threaten to leave me.

Pupmeow
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Pupmeow
4 months ago

I’d want a luxobarge for road trips. A giant new pick up for my husband’s contracting business. A PHEV for dailying around town. And a fast convertible for fun times.

Soooo I guess Escalade, F350, XC40, Miata.

Pupmeow
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Pupmeow
4 months ago
Reply to  Pupmeow

omg wait, also need a Samurai for off roading

Church
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Church
4 months ago
Reply to  Pupmeow

Wait, so you are worth $53 million and you won’t make him a trophy husband? Rude.

Pupmeow
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Pupmeow
4 months ago
Reply to  Church

Lol. Seriously though, we are both the type that need to work or we’ll go crazy. Maybe I could get some project cars to keep him busy …

Church
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Church
4 months ago
Reply to  Pupmeow

Staying busy is one thing, working or running your business is a whole other thing. I’d rather volunteer or just make stuff to sell on etsy or something.

StillNotATony
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StillNotATony
4 months ago

I’ve always said if I won the lottery, I would have the world’s weirdest and least valuable car collection. It would be full of vehicles like the trike I saw for sale that was made from the back halves of two beige Chevy Citation notchbacks with the front end being a Goldwing front fork. It was completely insane. It even had working AC!

Can’t believe I didn’t buy it. It was less than four grand!! This was a few years ago, but still! How much more vehicular fun could be have for less than four grand?!?

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
4 months ago
Reply to  StillNotATony

There’d definitely be a Chevy Citation in mine, most likely a stock 5 door hatchback.

Steve P
Steve P
4 months ago

“Tata-owned JLR announced a big deal with Tata Consultancy Services for its cybersecurity.”

Samir! You’re breaking the company!!

Yeet
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Yeet
4 months ago

idk but probably not a Chevy

Drew
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Drew
4 months ago

How many cars would you buy with $53 million?

Do I have to spend it entirely on cars? I don’t think I could get enough use out of the number of cars that would buy. I’d much rather put the money into a good house and a nice garage, then let the rest sit there and pay for my expenses.

Like two fun cars and something very useful, maybe.

Mike B
Mike B
4 months ago

Crazy how so many “lazy illegals that are leeching off the system” are found while working jobsites and factories.

Still waiting for ICE to go after the dangerous criminals and “the worst of the worst” that I hear about so often.

Maybe they’ll finally get around to that once they finish rounding up all the busboys, nannies, and college students protesting a foreign govt.

Pupmeow
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Pupmeow
4 months ago
Reply to  Mike B

Funny how no one ever gets mad at the companies that increase their profit margins via cheap labor.

Mike B
Mike B
4 months ago
Reply to  Pupmeow

This too. Maximizing profits and shareholder value, that part is perfectly fine.

Harvey Park At Traffic Lights
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Harvey Park At Traffic Lights
4 months ago
Reply to  Mike B

In an astonishing coincidence, ICE decided to raid a plant in Georgia to embarrass the governor, who was beefing with POTUS not that long ago.

Mike B
Mike B
4 months ago

I’m sure there will never be raids at businesses associated with his donors.

AllCattleNoHat
AllCattleNoHat
4 months ago
Reply to  Mike B

Still waiting for ICE to go after the dangerous criminals and “the worst of the worst” that I hear about so often.”

You mean turn around and go after those shouting the orders?

Mike B
Mike B
4 months ago
Reply to  AllCattleNoHat

In an ideal world, but those people are quite happy to go along with it.

A Nonymous
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A Nonymous
4 months ago

TBQ: Two, maybe, and possibly a small RV. I just don’t feel any urge to have a fleet of cars, I’d prefer to live light and have less to worry about.

Mr. Stabby
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Mr. Stabby
4 months ago

With 53 mill I’d probably buy 3 or 4 cars. Can only drive one at a time.

Church
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Church
4 months ago
Reply to  Mr. Stabby

Top Gear showed you can weld cars together and drive multiple at once.

Kevin Rhodes
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Kevin Rhodes
4 months ago
Reply to  Mr. Stabby

I’ve had one car for each day of the week at times. Choices are fun!

V10omous
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V10omous
4 months ago

How many cars would you buy with $53 million?

Probably about 10? I don’t think owning more is especially useful if I want to drive them all. And I do.

Alexk98
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Alexk98
4 months ago

I didn’t know Lucas Electrics moved into the data center space!

Cloud Shouter
Cloud Shouter
4 months ago
Reply to  Alexk98

COTD!

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