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Jason Is A Bad Friend And I Can’t Stand It Here

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OrigamiSensei
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OrigamiSensei
1 month ago

Why pliers when wire cutters would more accurately reflect the artistic license you were looking for?

The Wicker Man joke was great, sorry you didn’t get the right reaction.

Stef Schrader
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Stef Schrader
1 month ago

tired: flashing seat belt light
wired: mooning Puffalump

This idea will absolutely go over well with the Autopian staff and I see absolutely no flaws with this plan. Just a big ol’ bunny butt right in the topshot.

Last edited 1 month ago by Stef Schrader
Waremon0
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Waremon0
1 month ago

Usually I scroll the comments before I post but the comment count is currently 68 so…nice.

Jay Vette
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Jay Vette
1 month ago

I feel your pain. I’m the funniest person at my job and I make the best jokes on Teams. But no one ever laughs

The Artist Formerly Known as the Uncouth Sloth
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The Artist Formerly Known as the Uncouth Sloth
1 month ago

I always love a 69 joke. So there’s that.

Church
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Church
1 month ago

I haven’t been appreciating Peter’s sense of humor enough.

But how could I when the these jerk editors don’t let the humor make it to the site?!

Sid Bridge
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Sid Bridge
1 month ago

Try running a stand up comedy open mic sometime. I get a cavalcade of people who think they have crafted hilarity that doesn’t even enter the sphere of “pliers near a seat belt light.” If you’ve ever wondered why so many stand up comics are mean, it just takes a few years of open mics to get us there.

Crimedog
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Crimedog
1 month ago
Reply to  Sid Bridge

I left the mic pretty much as soon as I became a father and husband. I no longer hated myself and knew that other people loved me, so I didn’t need the immediate feedback of a crowd (or bored bar denizens, as many open mics are) to fill the hole in my soul.
Don’t get me started on the same cavalcade of people who drop 5 minutes of garbage because their friends told them “you are SO funny, man; you should do stand-up!”, think they are the second coming of Eddie Murphy, and drop my 58 Beta at the end. Those people didn’t get to come back (no mic-dropping was the only non-house-imposed rule. The ONLY ONE), and are lucky they weren’t physically thrown into the street.

Regardless, I think we are vehemently agreeing with one another.

Sid Bridge
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Sid Bridge
1 month ago
Reply to  Crimedog

Vehement is a bit of an understatement. I’m trusted by a long-running comedy club to run the open mic show, so I have to enforce a lot more rules, so multiple that one a bunch. And I’m nicer than the last two guys who ran it.

Grey alien in a beige sedan
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Grey alien in a beige sedan
1 month ago

Damn Peter, get with the program!

j/k we love you here.

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