When I’m hanging out with my kid and we’re feeling a little lazy or doing some really focused snacking or something like that, one of the things we like to do is watch Rick and Morty. I’m sure you’ve all heard of that show by now – it’s about a somewhat unhinged mad scientist Rick, who can travel inter-dimensionally and his somewhat hapless 14-yeaer old grandson, Morty, whom he takes with him on all of his adventures, which tend to go off the rails in some devastating and troubling ways that often have really dire ethical consequences. But it’s all funny. And kind of vulgar and gross and violent at times, sure. But still funny.
Look, I’m not saying that watching Rick and Morty with my now 15 year old son, Otto, is the best parenting, but what are you going to do? I think most of us parents are sort of winging it, at least some of the time. Anyway, it’s fun, and the other day while he and I were watching, I noticed a car that caught my attention.
The cars in Rick and Morty are often patterned on real cars, if they’re to be focused on for any length of time; I recall that in a flashback, Rick drove an old ’70s Ford LTD, for example. I mention this because while Otto and I were watching, there was a segment that came on that had what looked to be a very specific car in it, and it fired a lot of the car-recognition neurons in my head, but not exactly. I couldn’t quite stop thinking about it, so I decided to try and figure out what it was, and here we are.
The segment is one from an episode where Morty and Rick (sounds weird that way, right?) are watching some Interdimensional Cable – that is, cable TV programs from across infinite universes – and one of them is a show called Man vs. Car, which seems to be a sort of televised deathmatch between a human and an automobile. Here’s the clip – and I suppose I should warn that it does get a little gory in there, so there you go, you’re warned:
The basic gag here is that, no, there’s no way a human is going to win against a ton of motorized metal. It seems in whatever this universe is from cars are capable of at least some independent driving, or they’ve been rigged to drive/fight in this context. It’s not clear. But it’s the car that was chosen for this that I like, and what I liked about it is that it is by no means an imposing car. It’s just a little hatchback, a small city car, an econobox, not some roided-out truck with spikes on it and huge tires, like you may expect based on the look and demeanor of the human competitor. That dichotomy just makes this funnier.

This car looks like it was drawn from a very specific car – whomever the artist was that drew this was pulling from an image of a real car, and I think I know what it is, with a qualifier. It’s not a car we got here in America – I think this is a Mark 2 Volkswagen Polo, the kind made from 1981 to 1994. But it’s not just one Polo – I think it’s a combination of the fastback “coupé” polo and the hatchback/wagon/shooting brake-type Polo.
Essentially, a combination of these two cars:

Here’s what I’m thinking, visually:

The car is mostly the wagon/hatchback Polo. The key giveaway, and the part that caught my attention first, is the unusual rear wheelarch design, which moves up and over the wheel in a curve, then slings back straight to the rear of the car. The rear bumper then slots in below, making a really interesting rear quarter design; this is a detail I always liked about this era of Polo.
Then, looking at the front, aside from the addition of a prominent around-grille chrome surround on the animated one, I think we’re looking at basically the same sort of simple front end, with round lights, full-width horizontal slatted grille, and rectangular indicators set into the bumper directly below the headlights.
So, it’s that wagon-type Polo, but with the angled rear of the hatchback one, a design choice I think the artist made to make the car look more recognizable as a small hatchback city car.
What do you think of this assessment? I’m open to other ideas, as always!
Oh, an one other aside since we’re talking about Rick and Morty: one of the people who started the show, Dan Harmon, was one of the co-creators, years before, of this thing called Channel 101. Channel 101 was a fun event/competition kind of thing where people would make “pilots” for TV shows every…month, I think? And those pilots would be shown in a theater and the audience would vote on which shows should be picked up or not. It was a blast and there were so many incredible shows and pilots that people made for this, including some that had the seeds for what would later become Rick and Morty.
I bring this up because when I was in Los Angeles, the comedy group I was part of put together two pilots for Channel 101, and one of them – I think the one I have embedded below– I delivered on videotape to Dan Harmon personally at his apartment, which was just around the corner from where I lived in Los Feliz. I think I knocked on the door at like one in the afternoon, and he answered in a robe and bleary-eyed, like I woke him up. He was very friendly, though!
This was the pilot I gave to him: it’s basically Knight Rider, but if instead of a Trans Am, KITT was a colostomy bag. With a wormhole in it that connected the wearer’s colon with their colon 24 hours in the future.
Here, you can watch:
Our pilot was not picked up.









So after this Torch pivoted to shitboxes.
From shitbags. Arguably a life upgrade, no?
Not all his ideas are a total shit show.
Personally, I would normally think it’s just how they drew the coupe, but it is also a different dimension and some slight tweaks sort of reflect that, so maybe they were trying to merge the two for this dimension.
I wish I had a wormhole in my eyeballs that could have warned me not to watch that. The synopsis alone should have been enough, but no. Not this time.
It kind of gives me Subaru Justy with round headlights. Or 70s Ford Fiesta.
Shitbag from Tomorrow made me quite uncomfortable. I did appreciate the means to an end joke though.
I am WAY too sober for this article
It’s nice to see that intestinal based humour has always been in Torch’s wheelhouse. Or is it Taillight house?
“Look, I’m not saying that watching Rick and Morty with my now 15 year old son, Otto, is the best parenting, but what are you going to do?”
I watched The Thing with my son when he was that age. I don’t know if that makes me better or worse.
“Put it in H!”
We’ve got something similar in my town- a short film gong show called Scream it off Screen. We aggressively yell at the bad films to stop them. In Minnesota, we are not an especially loud or impolite people. You wouldn’t know it at Scream it off Screen.
Please tell me where in MN this is…
Parkway Theater in Minneapolis, first Friday of each month!
I believe it’s an Adobe. You know, the sassy new Mexican car with a sticker price of $179.
The little car that’s made out of clay?
I might be able to solve this one! My brother was a storyboard artist on that show. I have reached out to see if this was one of his segments. Will advise.
I spoke to my brother. He said that the car would have been chosen by the designer. So, he texted the designer who said:
“They are right, it was just a vw golf with the polo back end.
I was looking at several different pictures and a combination of the features I liked.”
From my German perspective this is so clearly a second-generation VW Polo (as you suggested) that it‘s not even questionable 🙂
Man, thinking of the alternate dimension where Shitbag from Tomorrow had the cultural impact of Yacht Rock…
I feel like the development of Shitbag from Tomorrow went something like this:
“Wouldn’t it be cool if you had a wormhole in your colon so you never had to poop again?” (The dream, am I right?)
“Yes, but it would be even cooler if it was a time traveling wormhole and your shit could help you solve crimes.”
I remember a comedian or a comedy sketch that had a line about a diaper / time machine that sends all its waste to New Jersey in 1979.
Man this cold start just kept getting weirder and weirder.
Torch woke Dan Harmon up to give him a pilot for a show called “shitbag from tomorrow” on VHS? I’m disappointed this didn’t make it into Community somehow.
It’s too early for this, man. I have work to do.
Torchbug cameo at 3:27 in Shitbag from Tomorrow.
Clearly a Festiva
I was originally thinking first-gen Subaru Justy with round headlights
https://www.goodcarbadcar.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Subaru-Justy-scaled.webp
However, that rear-wheel arch is a dead giveaway.
You have a true gift, Jason. Don’t hide that under a bushel.
Definitely a Bizzarro Giugiaro
My favorite part of that bit is that it was likely improvised, and you can hear one of the voice actors saying in the background “but wouldn’t the car always win?”
That said, I always thought it was modeled on a Golf.
Not a Polo. In that screencap, the car is CLEARLY spinning the rear wheels. A Polo is FWD, no?
Golf Country!
Perhaps in that universe, Günter Artz used a Polo instead?
https://www.classicdriver.com/en/article/cars/modest-vw-golf-a-porsche-928-disguise
Alternate dimension Polos might be RWD. Especially a dimension that pits men against cars in gladiatorial combat.
My first instinct was sort of a late 80s Mazda 323 hatchback with a MkI Golf grille.
My sleuthing skills fall way short of Torch’s, I’m just saying that if you posted a grainy security camera video of this thing running over a man (hypothetically), that’s what I’d tell the cops.
So, he thought it was a shitty idea?
1) spot on!
2) channel 101 was marvelous – yacht rock is still one of my favorite things of all time!
3) how could they pass on Shitbag from Tomorrow?!?