Here’s some fun math. At our current rates, if you become a member of this website at our lowest annual price (a little less than $4 a month), in order for us to make the same amount of money by just seeing ads, you’d have to view a minimum of 6,500 articles a year. These calculations are, in reality, based on an ideal situation that doesn’t exist. Advertisers don’t want to show the same ad to the same person 100 times, so the more you view the website, the less money we make per ad, and it becomes something akin to Achilles and the Tortoise, which means it might actually be impossible to read enough stories to break-even relative to a member.
If you want to know why so many of the websites you love are closing or getting worse, this is the big reason. It’s not just social media, reading habits, search engines, and Private Equity that are to blame; it’s that the assumptions websites are built around (more traffic, more ads, forever) are simply wrong. It’s why so much of what you read on the Internet is either AI slop or written by content creators who work in what amount to digital sweatshops.


The big story in advertising technology this week? A bunch of companies were basically tricked into paying money to put ads on an adult website app, which means if we want to compete for programmatic advertising (the kind of automated ads you mostly see here) dollars, we have to try to beat that. Here’s a great quote from an Adweek article about this:
“This whole ecosystem is sort of like the subprime mortgage thing, where there’s really bad inventory repackaged with high quality inventory, and they say, ‘It’s good inventory!’”
This is all to say that while we’re grateful to have anyone read our work, the structure of online advertising generally makes it so that if we were a solely ad-based site, we wouldn’t be financially motivated to make stuff you’ll love to read. Someone tricked into reading a post is worth as much as someone who is genuinely interested in a story. There’s no money in brand-building. In the short term, all the money is in brand destruction: killing what’s good, firing writers, and trying to squeeze every last cent out of every eyeball.
From the perspective of the people who buy media brands, it makes a sort of sense. The chart always has to go up and to the right, so with the tools most people who run websites are given the obvious move is to reduce cost by replacing real journalists with overseas freelancers and increase revenue by stuffing some more dirtbox Taboola crap at the bottom of an infinitely scrolling stream.
Readers hate this. They hate this. Everyone knows readers hate this. Everyone feels bad about it. Almost no one changes anything.
So we’re changing it as much as we can. And not just because we also hate it (we do), but because we think that the greatest way to create a valuable and resilient media brand that’ll survive into the future is to make a product that people love to read. It’s not a sophisticated thought, but it’s a complicated one to execute.
If you’re a logged-in and paying member of this website, you’ve probably noticed that almost all the ads have disappeared. Those autoplay videos? They’re not autoplaying anymore. The little video mobile that pops up on your phone? It’s not there. The banner ads, they’re gone. This is both a “thank you” to current members for support, and an investment in the future.
A person who pays a small amount each month to this website in order to read it (and get a cool shirt, if that’s what they want) brings lifetime value that is literally thousands of times greater than someone who follows a Facebook link here and reads something once.
I did the math, because that’s my job, and the amount I suspect we’ll lose from this change is the equivalent of adding about 100 members. Many of you have told me that the one thing keeping you from becoming a member is that you have to see ads, so I’m asking you to please follow up on that statement by becoming a member if you’re able.
To clarify, this doesn’t mean that as a member you won’t see anything that resembles advertising. By not buying traffic or tricking people to read our site, we’ve assembled a large audience (bigger than a lot of legacy media brands) of people who buy a lot of cars. This place is full of people who love to wrench, or dream of wrenching. This is an incredibly valuable audience and the partnerships we do, like the one currently involving our Murano CrossCabriolet, are so fun to read that we wouldn’t want to restrict members from seeing that.
But display ads? So long as we can afford to, those are going away for logged-in paying members.
Will we adjust what kind of ads we show non-members? Probably, yeah. Our initial goal was to have 50% fewer ads than our main competitors, so maybe that number will go to 33%, or we’ll allow more ad-types. We might do some more reminders about membership to folks who aren’t members. All the same, we want people who come here to have a great experience, whether it’s their first visit or their 9,000th, so we are still aiming to make this place feel better than other sites, even for those who can’t pay for the content.
Ultimately, the more we’re interested in what members say, and the less we have to duke it out with adult-oriented apps for ad dollars, the better this website will be. While almost every other one of our competitors has to make their website worse to survive, we’ll be focused on making our website better, and I suspect that’ll result in us being the best and most valuable car site in the world (I kinda already think we’re the best).
If this sounds good to you, please consider becoming a member (also help us force Adrian into a SsangYong). And to those who made the decision to join up before this, thank you again for your support.

Top graphic images: Jaguar; Libertyware
So I’m thinking I could upgrade to Velour (Foreign Legion)… What’s that include again?
Me being annoyed because upgrades count towards me being lumbered with a Rodius.
Proposal: we add a second tier membership target. If obtained, the Rodius comes with a 45mph speed limiter installed.
I’m listening…
And you.
45mph is plenty fast enough to run you over with it.
I didn’t realize the Rodius was amphibious. That would explain some of the baffling design choices, at least.
This finally pushed me over the edge into membership. (If I’m signed in on another device will it automatically “take” to that?)
The whole sales pitch is to annoy Adrian but the alternative is certainly worse. Like, we can’t DE-annoy Adrian, so there’s no way to go but down.
For the love of all that’s holy, subscribe! Subscribe like the wind!
Wait, so you are saying what I need to do is upgrade my membership whenever there’s a membership drive like this, downgrade later, and repeat as necessary?
What you need to do is sign up using Hardigree’s card details. 500 times.
That also seems like a good move. I’ll see what I can do.
Hopping on the “This is why I subscribe” bandwagon here but also throwing some love at the sponsored stories y’all are doing. In today’s SEO/AI hellscape, that really feels like an out-of-the-box alternative. Sure, it’s advertising of a sort but it’s also informative, fun and totally in-line with the Autopian ethos. Honestly, I’m kinda looking forward to “Delmar (Not his real name) vs. interior protection products” articles at some point because I just know they’re coming.
In the end, the only advertising model that works with free access is network television, radio (which is dying out) and podcasts. And even podcasting for profit is probably too nascent to be considered proven.
Most sites need to look to the past and see how similar they are to the magazine and newspaper industries. The Washington Post and Road & Track never could depend on advertising revenue to pay the bills, they always had a purchase price and advertising to supplement their revenue streams.
The ad revenue model for websites was always a pipe dream — probably made out of whole cloth by some long forgotten website like ESPN doing Peter Gammon’s Diamond Notes back in 1990.
I’m not sure if I would describe it as a pipe dream, it was that businesses and advertisers simply didn’t realize how inefficient web ads were at generating sales. They were operating under the assumption that web ads worked like print, tv, and radio ads.
And then, of course, Google and Facebook created a near-duopoly on online advertising, shrinking the portion of ad revenue that made it to hosting sites.
Newspapers used to make their *real* money from classified ads, allowing an artificially low cover price that barely covered the cost of printing and distributing physical newspapers, let alone maintaining a paid professional staff.
Craigslist “disrupted” that 20 years ago and they’ve been trapped in a cycle of trying to cut their way to profitability ever since.
I want to say a few things:
1) This is awesome, you guys are awesome, I want to support this
2) Cost of living increase sucks, having three orthodontic bills to pay sucks, having three expensive kid activities sucks
3) My Pacifica’s ribcage is currently wide open and I’m praying that my bill stays south of 5 grand when I get a call back.
$50 a year doesn’t sound like a lot in a vacuum but man, it adds up.
Hopefully soon I can join the cool kids and become a member. Until then, long live The Autopian!
I will reiterate that I think most of us would be okay with a reasonable number of ads for members, though I’m sure we’re all pretty okay with no ads.
I am also glad you aren’t posting low-quality clickbait for ad revenue, though I fully support the article about Mercedes getting her import being titled Mercedes Acquires Honda. That would be funny enough to justify it, I think.
Some geniuses decided to remove ads for paying members
That should have been the headline for this article.
Solidified my renewal for sure.
Also, for anyone on the fence, the t-shirts are really nice. I have actually looked into trying to find more from the same brand.
In response to this, I clicked the link to join. It makes me sign in, because I have an account. But I’m already signed in. Signing in again doesn’t help.
Figured it out. It’s your requirement of a 3rd party cookie for Memberful. That’s just a bad choice and you guys should fix that–requiring 3rd party cookies for members isn’t a good look.
It’d be nice if like youtube you could get sponsors that match your audience. I guess the partner posts are kind of that, but like if I saw ads for tire rack or Fiat or what not that wouldn’t be terrible. But no ads is cool too.
I was a scrooge member (cloth), but after reading this column, I just went and changed to vinyl. I read this site as often or more than any other site. I’m not so much of a gearhead, but I really enjoy all the characters, err… writers. Besides I have this strange idea that Jason may be a very distant cousin (oy!) from the old country.
Does an upgrade count towards Adrian’s target?
Best,
Freddy (not my real name)
I forgot to mention how much I respect and admire many of the commenters. Level of knowledge of some is amazing and many are clever. Almost no nasties or trolls.
Yes, it does count, and also gets your name added to The List.
I once got on a list that paid me some small amount to go test drive a Maserati. I have no idea how I got on that list. I no longer get those offers. I expect that Adrian’s list will not be beneficial for me.
Darling you’re never off The List.
Great news. For those of us who are already subscribers, whats the impact of bumping to a higher tier?
So was this call made before or after the commitment by Uncle Goth to subsist in a SsangYong? Very convinient that the 100 new members to offset the ad revenue is what the campaign is targeting 😉
I mean, I’m glad to be a member, but I read through the link about Achilles and the tortoise and it reminded me of calculus. College was interesting but do I really want to re-live it?
Stuff like this is why I’m a paying member (even though I was already using uBlock to block ads)
This is one of the very small handful of sites where I have told AdBlock to go take a coffee break. I haven’t subscribed, but the content quality is more than worth sitting through the ads – and the ads here aren’t even that bad compared to certain other taboola-infested places one might mention.
I fucking love you guys.
This is why we pay. And hope to pay for a very long time.
Definitely appreciate this as one of those for whom 95% of site viewing and commenting is done on a work computer where I can’t install an ad blocker.
And there was much rejoicing!
*waves flags animatedly*
yaaaaaaaaaaay
Someone is definitely getting to drive a SsangYong now.
You guys are the best. It’s so neat that you A) think about this, B) act upon it, and then C) tell us about it. That you D) listen to us is icing on a meaty cake.
Viva Autopian!
Just wish they’d listen to my inputs more often too…
Would you believe that you perform so smoothly that we can’t hear you?
Well, maybe a little
Maybe if you didn’t start ignoring their throttle inputs first things could have been different…
It’s in the name of efficiency!
You guys are the best. Always happy to support your excellent work.
This is why I pay for a sub here. Much in the same way I do for Defector and 404Media. Superior experiences by a wide margin compared to other places.
Especially since “the other site” changed hands and is now just a bunch of SEO-optimized AI slop, I’m in. Plus, I want the t-shirt! Good on ya for focusing on editorial quality!
Wow! Very Smart Move.
And I applaud the courage and common sense behind it.
“My name is Hardigree… Math Hardigree.” 🙂
Yes, but he thinks part of his job is making my life hell by buying me a Rodius, so you know there’s that. don’t blow smoke up his ass too much.
Oh, boo hoo. You are getting a free car to fuck up. Suck it up, buttercup.
A hole in the head can also be obtained for free.
That’s either a threat, a promise, or a Jack Nicholson reference. Only one of those worries me.
Wrong person, I’m the car-fucker-upper here. 🙂
You are certainly playing in the same ballpark, but that’s mostly because you have 11 copies of the identical thing. Some of them are bound to be shit, lol.
Good point.
*extinguishes meerschaum pipe*
He can borrow mine, it comes with a coits (Quoits if one is all french and fancy) team thrown in.
there is a very complicated ass joke there.
It’s not not part of the job.
Bad enough I have to put up with sniper fire from you lot. I don’t need it coming from my own side as well.
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It’s not really part of his job, more of a perk.
Me: Matt, do they pay you extra to be mean to me?
Matt: Oh no. I do it gladly for free.
Thank you! I feel like I’m a hellscape of media changing for SEO reasons and otherwise, and nobody actually likes SEO optimized nonsense, and the advertisements multiply and go fucking wild. I’m not even a hardcore car nerd, but I like the content enough to pay for it. I’ve made a point of paying for the media I want to see in the world and self-flagellate a bit when I fall for crappy click-bait. You’re doing something cool here, and I hope you succeed.
BTW, we are going to be fine-tuning this as we go, so expect some improvements in the coming weeks (there are still some blank spaces for some viewers).
This is the only website to which I have a membership and this change reinforces that choice.
As an aside, is there any profit to be had in merch? There will always be people who don’t like the commitment of a membership but still want to be part of the community and represent.
I would totally buy a poster designed by Torch. Or a print of a photo from one of your articles. A big plane or train by Mercedes springs to mind. She does some excellent photography.
I would totally be interested in some more merch options.
This is a good point. I hadn’t paid much attention to Oppo until some recent comments here from an Oppotopian. I signed up over there and immediately bought a mug to show my appreciation for the interaction.