The Freeing Joy Of A Truly Imperfect Car
Perfection is a trap. I’m not saying that perfect, beautiful things don’t have a place in our lives; of course they do! They’re perfect and
The Accidental Hilarity Of Naming Yourself After A Car Company: COTD
Back in 2012, I realized there was a non-zero chance that I was entering into a new phase of life. I decided to name myself
I’m Buying A 76-Year-Old Plymouth Sight-Unseen From A Thousand Miles Away And I Have No Idea What I’m Doing
I’ve been wanting an old American car for years and thanks to the legendary Stephen Walter Gossin, I’m finally pulling the trigger on a classic.
Someone Has Finally Realized The Full Potential Of The Mercury Sable Over 30 Years Later
Sometimes automotive designers will design things that are, if we’re honest, beyond the current capabilities of current technology. This is an understandable urge; you can
Something To Celebrate: Driver’s Side Cupholders
About 3 am this morning, I got a phone call from António Guterres, the Secretary General of the United Nations. “Are you awake?” he asked,
I Drove The BMW X3 And Now I Totally Get Why It’s A Superstar
Google “best-selling BMW in the world,” and you won’t get the legendary 3 Series or 5 Series, nor will you get the big X5 or
The 325-HP Infiniti EX37 Was A 370Z Wearing A Backpack
Usually, if you want a city-sized rear-wheel-drive performance car but also need to tote around a lot of stuff, your options are a performance car
I Rode The ‘World’s Smallest Subway’ Underneath The U.S. Capitol And It Was Awesome
I had no intention of riding the tiny subway that runs underneath the U.S. Capitol yesterday when I brought my daughter to D.C. on her
What’s Your Weird Automotive Habit? Autopian Asks
Car enthusiasts are a weird bunch. Each of us has a system of beliefs, fears, desires, kinks, and habits. Our weirdness is what makes us
Mercedes Missed So Badly I Don’t See How They’re Coming Back Anytime Soon
No one stays on top of the world forever. Empires crumble. The stars of today are the has-beens of tomorrow. Sic transit gloria mundi and
The Lexus LBX Morizo RR Is A GR Corolla In A Tailored Suit
The turbocharged, all-wheel-drive, Torsen diff-equipped Toyota GR Corolla is an absolute ball of fun, but cosmetically, it can be a bit much for wallflowers. Fortunately,
The 771-HP Porsche Panamera Turbo S E-Hybrid Is Faster Than A Freaking 959
Back in the 1980s, Porsche was at the bleeding edge of road car technology and performance with its 959 supercar, an all-wheel-drive twin-turbocharged weapon with
Analog Dashes Are Boring: 1986 Chrysler LeBaron GTS vs 1989 Pontiac Grand Prix
Good morning! Today’s cars were chosen for one reason only: their dashboards. Both are the “fancy” versions of their respective lines, and back in the
Australian Police Create Online Portal So Dashcam Owners Can Snitch On Fellow Motorists
Cameras have become a key part of traffic enforcement in recent decades. Red light cameras and speed cameras are now common, with new devices now
This Has To Be One Of The Half-Ass-est Accessories I’ve Ever Seen: Cold Start
There’s no official rules for what makes a valid, viable car accessory. Really, it can be pretty much anything that somehow works with or on
This Is One Of The Cars Of All Time: COTD
We live in an era where, with few exceptions, there’s really no such thing as a truly bad car. Every car has some sort of
A Couple Built A Double-Decker Airstream Camper And It’s As Awesome As It Sounds
For how awesome Airstream campers are, there’s one thing the brand’s iconic trailers don’t do, and that’s expand on their space. That hasn’t stopped a
Choose Your Two-Seat Shitbox: Gremlin Vs. Chevette
I’m not really sure why I ended up thinking about this, but I couldn’t get out of my head that there have been at least two times
These Are The Most Ridiculous Cars For Sale Near Me, Now Show Us The Weirdest Rides Near You
I’ve been inundated recently with some seriously strange for-sale listings, and I need an excuse to share them with you, dear readers. So here’s a
The 2025 Cadillac Escalade Gets 55 Inches Of Screen And Kills The Diesel
On the concrete arteries of America, one entity reigns supreme — the Cadillac Escalade. From Hamptonites to well-to-do Midwestern hockey parents to Texan oil barons
Plastic Underbody Shields Are The Shame Of The Modern Automotive Industry
I’m willing to bet genuine, damp money that this has happened to you or someone very close to you at some point: on your car