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Please Convince David To Buy This Car So He’ll Stop Talking About It – Tales From The Slack

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Dodsworth
Dodsworth
5 hours ago

This is like pinching the moldy bits off of a piece of bread while telling yourself that it’s probably fine. You know you’re going to wind up in the crapper. Please don’t do this, even though I know I’ll read every gruesome detail.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
5 hours ago

David! NO! NO! did you read your own words where you shouldn’t have even brought your own rusty crap to California why do you think paying to transport another POS from Michigan is smart? NO! Cost of towing and fixing 3x what it’s worth. NO!

Hautewheels
Hautewheels
7 hours ago

In the last year, we’ve collectively bought everything from a Pontiac Aztek to a SsangYong Rodius. 
Uhhh, there’s not a lotta space between those two bookends, Matt-dawg.

I think David probably needs some kind of counseling or medical intervention, but I am in favor of him traveling to Virginia just to figure out how many years decades old that photo of the Holy Grail Jeep is, and just how full of speed holes it is by now. Even (especially?) if he discovers that it’s only held together by bailing wire and wasp-nests, it wouldn’t dissuade him from attempting to drive it home, but that story would be a guaranteed click-magnet. Do it for our sense of schadenfreude David!

David Tracy
Admin
David Tracy
7 hours ago
Reply to  Hautewheels

I appreciate all the jokes; with five brothers I’ve had plenty of fun poked my way. But come on now, counseling and medical intervention? I’m a business owner who enjoys collecting cars; it’s not unusual! Seriously, my collection is small compared to many. And if you’re counting by mass, it’s even smaller from all the rust!

Last edited 7 hours ago by David Tracy
Hautewheels
Hautewheels
7 hours ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Cue Foghorn Leghorn: It’s a joke, son. Ah say, just a joke.
OK, maybe I’m a bit worried about your preoccupation with rusty old Jeeps when you might have more pressing priorities in your life, but everyone has the right to follow their own path of happiness!

David Tracy
Admin
David Tracy
6 hours ago
Reply to  Hautewheels

(Sorry; been dealing a lot with folks who actually do need help – it’s become clear to me that this nation is facing a mental health crisis. So I’m a little sensitive right now, but you’re right. That’s my bad!).

Hautewheels
Hautewheels
6 hours ago
Reply to  David Tracy

No worries and sorry to have caused you distress. I should have inserted a smiley face or something to flag the joke.

David Tracy
Admin
David Tracy
6 hours ago
Reply to  Hautewheels

It was obvious; entirely on me!

Thank you for being here!

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
5 hours ago
Reply to  David Tracy

We love you and are trying to protect you from your bad impulsive nature.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
5 hours ago
Reply to  David Tracy

But don’t delude yourself self most of what you have bought aren’t cars. Just rusty piles of crap

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
4 hours ago
Reply to  Hautewheels

“In the last year, we’ve collectively bought everything from a Pontiac Aztek to a SsangYong Rodius. ”

Uhhh, there’s not a lotta space between those two bookends, Matt-dawg.

A continent and an ocean? Assuming the Aztek’s in California (how long since it’s moved off the Galpin lot?) and the Rodius is with Adrian in England.

Hautewheels
Hautewheels
2 hours ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

Well, sure, physical space, and temporal separation (given their respective model years) but they’re both generally regarded to be in the same class of “ugly”.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
7 hours ago

Nothing is free David. FFS, don’t buy a Jeep that needs floorboards when you live in Cali-friggen-fornia!!!!

And do you know what’s really sad about your first XJ? Letting it rot in the woods with goats using it as a playground. Let somebody else have some fun with it.

Oh, and another thing, I know for a fact that you prefer 4-door XJ’s anyways!

Wordguy
Wordguy
7 hours ago

Aww, why’d you skip Albuquerque?

JJT554
JJT554
5 hours ago
Reply to  Wordguy

Because 70 is better than 40!

FormerTXJeepGuy
FormerTXJeepGuy
5 hours ago
Reply to  Wordguy

Because you always make wrong turns there, according to Buggs Bunny

Gene1969
Gene1969
5 hours ago

Thank you for that. 🙂

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
4 hours ago

I mean if Bugs is headed to the Coachella Valley and (presumably) is LA-based, he’s already made a great many wrong turns to be anywhere near Albuquerque and should’ve turned back when he saw (or dug headfirst into the concrete support base of) the “Now Leaving California” sign two states back.

Anoos
Anoos
7 hours ago

David is not a magnet for shitty Jeeps.

His Jeeps don’t have enough iron remaining to be attracted to magnets.

The Man
The Man
8 hours ago

I would have offered to sell him my 4Runner as it just needed some frame work, but I found a buyer who is a welder.

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
8 hours ago

I feel the need to note that, for a period of about 43 minutes, David also wanted me to look into getting him a Mitsubishi Jeep. I think calmer heads prevailed because I was already sending him listings while the others were telling him no. 🙂

VanGuy
VanGuy
8 hours ago

David, you need a Prius v. It’s so practical it’ll knock your socks off. Or sandals. Or socks and sandals.

I don’t know what you have on your feet. That would be weird.

Kevin Rhodes
Kevin Rhodes
7 hours ago
Reply to  VanGuy

I second this. My mother had one for a decade. Supremely practical, and as a bonus so utterly hateful to drive you will do so as little as possible. Huge benefit to the environment, that. I think the only way Toyota could have made it worse was to make the seats out of a bed of nails. But nearly 50mpg!

VanGuy
VanGuy
1 hour ago
Reply to  Kevin Rhodes

…are you sure we’re talking about the same vehicle?

I kid…yeah, it’s not exciting, but I’ve made plenty of mods to it so far and it does everything I need to.

Mr E
Mr E
8 hours ago

(/David doesn’t listen to Adrian’s sage advice)

“I Had A Perfect Life That Was Torn Asunder By A Free Jeep”

followed by

“Elise (NHRN) Has Given Me 30 Days To Get TF Out And I Have Too Many Cars”

Chris D
Chris D
3 hours ago
Reply to  Mr E

Elise NHRN knew what she was getting in to when she married him. If she’s one of the women who think they can create a diamond from a rough stone, she’ll just spin her wheels trying to change him. She promised to have and to hold, for better or for worse, so if she can’t handle another 4-wheeled hobby challenge for the love of her life, then it’s on her.
With all due respect to the blushing bride. She could have gotten stuck with someone who doesn’t know a pickle fork from a salad fork. We are probably too worried about her. At least she can count on his wandering eye only falling on fixer-upper cars, and his hobbies not including smoking dubious, foul-smelling plants, pounding 40-ouncers or worse. Ten years now we’ll all be congratulating them on their anniversary, their back seat full of happy children and numerous valuable finely restored classic automobiles.

FormerTXJeepGuy
FormerTXJeepGuy
8 hours ago

David, its time to move on. I’ve had 4 XJ’s over the years and sold my holy grail 2 door 5spd 4×4 in 2023. Do I still love them? Yes. At 40 do I love how I feel after driving one on a road trip? Hell no.

Man With A Reliable Jeep
Man With A Reliable Jeep
8 hours ago

Same boat here. I love the memories I’ve had in my XJs and I love just about everything about them, but they’ve aged about as gracefully as my 42 year old self and I think my lower back would protest daily driving one again.

FormerTXJeepGuy
FormerTXJeepGuy
8 hours ago

In 2020 I drove my XJ from Houston to Moab, UT, wheeled it, and drove it back.

I just moved from Houston to Portland. Between here and Moab, same drive. Doing that drive in a 2022 Accord 2.0T and again a month later in an Audi Q5 was so much easier than doing it in a stick shift XJ with no cruise control. Semis weren’t trying to murder me up the hills.

Boulevard_Yachtsman
Boulevard_Yachtsman
8 hours ago

When it comes to acquiring one’s favorite cars,
Just Enjoy Every Possibility

Last edited 8 hours ago by Boulevard_Yachtsman
It's Pronounced Porch-ah
It's Pronounced Porch-ah
8 hours ago

Those wheels are soo cool.

Abdominal Snoman
Abdominal Snoman
8 hours ago

Honestly, I think you guys should convince David to buy something completely opposite to what he normally drives and get a cheap old sporty car like Miata, Solstice, or MRS and then do autocrosses or track days with it.

FormerTXJeepGuy
FormerTXJeepGuy
8 hours ago

thats the move I made post XJ, so I approve.

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
8 hours ago

David cannot be a magnet for old Jeeps because magnets don’t stick to rust or Bondo.

Rang
Rang
8 hours ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Thank, that was my first thought too. Well, without the bondo.

Knightcowboy
Knightcowboy
8 hours ago

Well I mean if it’s free idk what the problem is. Maybe sell a car or two (I forgot my list from that other post on which ones, I could be interested in buying the k1500 myself) to pay for the shipping/make room in the lot for it? If it’s literally free to get and free-adjacent to ship, AND the net total on your fleet is at least a -1, who can knock him for this? This is the type of thrifty, wheeling and dealing, “I do what the hell I please and everyone is better off for it” move dads are known for.

Drew
Drew
8 hours ago

David, just buy the Jeep, write several articles about all the additional work you didn’t even realize you’d need to do, and stop obsessing (over this particular Jeep).

Someone else with access to David’s fleet, please remove some vehicles while he’s busy with this Jeep. Selection method entirely up to you.

LTDScott
LTDScott
8 hours ago

I totally read Mercedes’ “DAVID” in Alexis Rose voice.

Drew
Drew
8 hours ago
Reply to  LTDScott

Ew, David!

JurassicComanche25
JurassicComanche25
8 hours ago

David, last I knew Elise NHRN didnt even know about the Michigan XJ- have you told her?

But according to my other half, “Since it predates her, it doesnt count. Get another XJ.”

Fire Ball
Fire Ball
8 hours ago

There is no reason to bring rusty XJs to California.

D-dub
D-dub
8 hours ago
Reply to  Fire Ball

Didn’t he already claim to have learned this information? The hard way?

Detroit Lightning
Detroit Lightning
7 hours ago
Reply to  Fire Ball

WE JUST WENT THROUGH THIS!!!!!

Would click on the stories though. Maybe the Nissan taxi can tow it from Michigan to California?

A. Barth
A. Barth
8 hours ago

Adrian is proving to be the voice of reason, which is worrying.

Our goth uncle = adult supervision? Curiouser and curiouser…

Adrian Clarke
Editor
Adrian Clarke
6 hours ago
Reply to  A. Barth

You’ve REALLY not been paying attention have you.

A. Barth
A. Barth
4 hours ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

I wish to plead incompetence.

Anoos
Anoos
6 hours ago
Reply to  A. Barth

He wants to have a written record for the inevitable “I told you so.”

Last edited 4 hours ago by Anoos
V10omous
V10omous
8 hours ago

God bless Adrian for trying

PresterJohn
PresterJohn
7 hours ago
Reply to  V10omous

Truly a losing battle

Adrian Clarke
Editor
Adrian Clarke
4 hours ago
Reply to  V10omous

I’ve given up on Miss Mercedes.

Drive By Commenter
Drive By Commenter
8 hours ago

It’s a rusty Jeep. Only clean Jeeps.

Max Headbolts
Max Headbolts
8 hours ago

I think it’s time to put our collective feet down and insist DT buys NOTHING until he fixes or disposes of everything in his fleet. Nothing in storage, nothing “just waiting for parts” it all runs and drives, or goes away, THEN DT can have a new shiny.

I also love how Alanis is just piping in trying to get work done during XJ chat.

FormerTXJeepGuy
FormerTXJeepGuy
8 hours ago
Reply to  Max Headbolts

Idea: If we get x number of subscribers David isn’t allowed to buy any cars for a year.

We’ll use the business to force him to break the habit.

Next year we can use the same plan on Mercedes

Anoos
Anoos
6 hours ago

He’ll just stop telling us.

Ottomottopean
Ottomottopean
9 hours ago

Listen to Adrian. Just put that on a T-shirt and wear it. All. The. Time.

Adrian Clarke
Editor
Adrian Clarke
6 hours ago
Reply to  Ottomottopean

Everybody should. I’ve lived a life.

Ottomottopean
Ottomottopean
6 hours ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Jesus, did he not just write an entire blog post about how everything in Cali is so much better than the shit traps from Michigan and he did the whole move to LA wrong in bringing his rust traps with him?!?

GAH!

Adrian Clarke
Editor
Adrian Clarke
6 hours ago
Reply to  Ottomottopean

When he comes to Goodwood I’m going to bog flush some sense into him so help me God.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
5 hours ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

So says the guy who owns a Ferrari

Adrian Clarke
Editor
Adrian Clarke
5 hours ago

A perfectly working, non-rusty Ferrari.

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