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Please Convince David To Buy This Car So He’ll Stop Talking About It – Tales From The Slack

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PlugInPA
PlugInPA
1 month ago

Babies don’t mess up cars that badly! Toddlers do if you get convinced that they constantly need a messy snack in their hands but…they don’t!

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
1 month ago

Yeah, if there’s one thing he needs, it’s more cars! (facepalm emoji)

Unimaginative Username
Unimaginative Username
1 month ago

Damnit it’s been a few years and I thought I was ready to let this one go, but now I’m back to wanting a two-door manual XJ…

Hugh Crawford
Hugh Crawford
1 month ago

Show of hands, who immediately thinks of Jeeps when someone talks about XJs and who thinks of Jaguars?

I myself always think of Jaguars, not a lot of interest in the Jeeps. My wife and I inherited her father’s Jeep XJ and we gave it to his neighbor without even driving it. Of course it smelled like her chain smoking stepmother which probably figured into the decision.

Anyone know David’s T shirt size? Asking for a friend.

Beto O'Kitty
Beto O'Kitty
1 month ago

I’d suggest not to buy the vehicle and just start working on your next child.

D M
D M
1 month ago
Reply to  Beto O'Kitty

Name the next kid Xavier James and call them XJ.

Scott
Scott
1 month ago

Go ahead and get it! Why the F not? Most any irrational car purchase decision can now be rationalized as potential ‘content.’ Surely David’s not going to forego that vital perk of taking all the trouble to co-create and run an automotive website? That’d be lunacy IMO. 😉

I_drive_a_truck
I_drive_a_truck
1 month ago
Reply to  Scott

It’s a tax deduction if you’re creative enough

Idiotking
Idiotking
1 month ago

I had a two-door Cherokee (automatic) up until my daughter was born.

Getting a child seat in and out of that Jeep was the reason we bought a CR-V.

Walk away.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago
Reply to  Idiotking

Yeah, a 2 door XJ is an XJ missing the segment-defining must-have feature that changed the car market forever.

Brandon Forbes
Brandon Forbes
1 month ago

I’m in Southern VA, I’ll store it for you for a while

Parsko
Parsko
1 month ago

I’m gonna encourage this one to suggest it as a reward for successfully bringing a human into this world.

Drive on.

Dan Roth
Dan Roth
1 month ago
Reply to  Parsko

In fairness, it wasn’t DT doing the heavy lifting there..

Harvey Sweeney
Harvey Sweeney
1 month ago

I don’t understand how the Jeep in Michigan still occupies your thoughts. That car is gone. It has ceased to be. It’s ax ex-Jeep. It’s rusted through, covered in goat dents and poop, the engine is probably seized, the tires need to be replaced, there’s probably nasty mold in the cabin, rodents have probably nested in the engine bay and/or eaten the wiring, etc ad infinitum.

It’s going to cost $10k+ to get it back to a running condition you won’t he scared to drive your family around in, including tires, towing, shipping from MI to CA, and wrenching time *you already don’t have to devote to your other cars*.

And then it’ll still be a clapped out Jeep.

Forget this Jeep, or give it away to someone who’s at least local to it and has the time.

You’re a business owner and family man. Time is your single most previous resource. Don’t squander it on hopeless rescue projects.

IMO of course.

PlugInPA
PlugInPA
1 month ago
Reply to  Harvey Sweeney

I agree, this is as dumb as SWG’s “should I eat this bug” Genesis.

Stephen Walter Gossin
Stephen Walter Gossin
1 month ago
Reply to  PlugInPA

You should see that Genesis today! It should be gracing this site again in the near future.

PlugInPA
PlugInPA
1 month ago

The one where the aluminum was corroding? I’m so excited even if it’s a terrible idea.

Stephen Walter Gossin
Stephen Walter Gossin
1 month ago
Reply to  PlugInPA

That’s the one. I’m actually, surprisingly, pretty happy with the purchase! The wrenching tale should publish in the next 2 weeks.

Thanks, my dude!

Matthew Rigdon
Matthew Rigdon
1 month ago

The worst part of the latter-day capitalist nightmare we live in is that we’re all still deluded into thinking we can have that five car garage in the “Justification for Higher Education” poster.

BagoBoiling
BagoBoiling
1 month ago

My first vehicle was an 87 XJ 2 door 5 speed like that one. I was just cleaning out a bin in the garage a few weeks ago and found some old pictures of it. Really brought back some memories.
I say buy it David.

Sly Bob
Sly Bob
1 month ago

If you can afford it and the wife is on board then buy it.

Chris D
Chris D
1 month ago

It’s too late now, but they could have put Mercedes’ Honda Beat under that green car-cover-looking edit… then the Kei car saga could have continued…

CSRoad
CSRoad
1 month ago

David I don’t see what you see in XJ’s, but that is beside the point.
You have to move on this and sort it out/justify it later.
Don’t let the one that got away have the chance to get away.
Seems simple enough to me.

Xt6wagon
Xt6wagon
1 month ago

Just because a subaru gtb with a blown motor needs a jeep 4.2l swap doesn’t mean David should do it.

SubieSubieDoo
SubieSubieDoo
1 month ago

Don’t do it, David. How many times have you realized that you need to downsize your fleet? In fact, I seem to remember an article a few months ago where you tormented yourself about how to whittle it down and what you should have.

Having a happy wife and happy home is more satisfying than a cheap Jeep.

Frederick Tanujaya
Frederick Tanujaya
1 month ago

Better off regret buying it than regretting not buying it at all, served me well, can’t lie.

M. Park Hunter
M. Park Hunter
1 month ago

Buy the Jeep. Do not buy the Jeep. There is no try.

Sleep on the couch. Do not sleep on the couch. There will be no choice (for you).

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago

The next Jeep David buys should be this one.

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DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

Delmar would never get a turn!

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago

Dropping some Old Testament on ya, David. “As a dog returneth to its vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly”.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago

Sell the Michigan Jeep. Make the decision on the Virginia based on condition vs clickworthiness
(Jason: If you go to check it out, send David pics of a complete junk heap!)

JJT554
JJT554
1 month ago

If David has to make a road trip along I80 I am all for it. Especially if I know about it beforehand and there are reader-meets, like with the 375k Taxi. If that means he “buys” another rusty grail, so be it!

FormerTXJeepGuy
FormerTXJeepGuy
1 month ago

Also, Adrian, he prefers to be called Grimey

Andrea Petersen
Andrea Petersen
1 month ago

I feel like we need to get a can of brake cleaner and spray it at David every time he wants a new dead Jeep, kinda like spraying a squirt bottle at a cat every time they jump on the countertop.

Andy Farrell
Andy Farrell
1 month ago

That might not work, he might enjoy it /s

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago

Can of brake cleaner and a lighter? FIRE BAAAD!

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
1 month ago

I prefer Start Ya Bastard! as my corrective spray.

But yeah, brake fluid as message to STOP! has a certain logic to it.

Last edited 1 month ago by Cheap Bastard
Adrian Clarke
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Adrian Clarke
1 month ago

Oh come on, the man used to practically bathe in the stuff. Drink it. He’s totally immune.

Last edited 1 month ago by Adrian Clarke
Occam's Shaving Cream
Occam's Shaving Cream
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

David: “I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder, er, brake fluid”

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

So it pairs well with shower spaghetti?

Adrian Clarke
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Adrian Clarke
1 month ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

How the fuck would I know. I eat my spaghetti in a hotel restaurant on the edge of Lake Como like a normal person.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

And to be fair, David’s upgraded to eating his in a car dealership restaurant on the edge of the 405 Freeway.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

As a real man may I suggest spraying him with deer urine. It might not stop him but how funny is it saying deer urine?

Andrea Petersen
Andrea Petersen
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Well, cats drink water but still hate being sprayed with it. It’s perfectly sensible to assume that while David may enjoy the refreshing taste (I bet he likes the extra bite of chlorinated best) he doesn’t like taking it to the face.

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