Oh boy, more tariff talk. Okay, it might not be thrilling or evocative in the same manner as industry gossip, but these taxes paid by importers on goods brought into America are going to affect a lot of things, and they’re continuing to shake up the deeply global car industry like it’s a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe left out in the yard during an F2 tornado.
Ford just withdrew its guidance due to the expected impacts of tariffs, and the estimated dollar figure is certifiably huge. We’re talking ten figures, specifically a billion-and-a-half dollars.


At the same time, Tesla sales aren’t doing so well in the U.K. and Germany, Audi is really looking into U.S. production, and Lotus just bought Lotus. All this coming up on today’s edition of The Morning Dump, so pull yourself a cup of whatever’s the least-worst Nespresso pod in your office break room because it’s time to digest some car news between Zoom meetings.
Ford Expects A Ten-Figure Tariff Pinch

It goes without saying that $1.5 billion dollars is an absurd amount of money. If you inherited that much money the day you turned 18 and lived to be 90, you’d need to spend around $400,000 a week to wrap up your time on this pale blue dot with nothing in the bank. However, that’s the sort of damage Ford’s estimating this year due to tariffs on products imported to America. The automaker released its Q1 financial results on Monday, and that document contains this doozy of a paragraph:
Based on what the company knows now, and its expectation of how certain details and changes will be resolved related to tariffs, the company estimates a net adverse adjusted EBIT impact of about $1.5 billion for full-year 2025. Given material near-term risks, especially the potential for industrywide supply chain disruption impacting production, the potential for future or increased tariffs in the U.S., changes in the implementation of tariffs including tariff offsets, retaliatory tariffs and other restrictions by other governments and the potential related market impacts, and finally policy uncertainties associated with tax and emissions policy, the company is suspending guidance. These are substantial industry risks, which could have significant impacts on financial results, and that make updating full year guidance challenging right now given the potential range of outcomes. The company will provide an update during the Q2 earnings call.
Yep, another car company pulling its guidance for the year, meaning prior fiscal predictions are out the window thanks to these tariffs, and this expected $1.5 billion hit comes despite Ford’s strong U.S. manufacturing base.
The F-Series pickup trucks, Transit van, Ranger and Bronco, Expedition and Lincoln Navigator, Explorer and Lincoln Aviator, Escape and Lincoln Corsair, and all but one variant of the Mustang are made in the contiguous 48, but thanks to a handful of models being imported and the automotive supply chain being set up for a free trade economy, the company is still expecting to take a huge hit. Obviously, this isn’t just something a company can absorb unaffected, so don’t be surprised if higher prices are possible in the near future to mitigate financial damage caused by tariffs.
Europe Goes Cold On Tesla

Speaking of pain, things aren’t going so well for Tesla in Europe right now. Reuters reports that in April, Tesla sales were down 60 percent year-over-year in Germany to 885 cars, and down 62.1 percent year-over-year in the United Kingdom to 512 cars. There are probably more Teslas in the SoFi Stadium parking lot on any given night than were sold in two of Europe’s biggest markets last month, and it’s not like general EV sales are falling in Europe either. Per Reuters:
Overall car sales in Germany dropped by 0.2% in April, but those of electric vehicles grew by 53.5%, KBA said.
In Britain, battery-electric car registrations increased by 8.1% in the month, while total car sales were down 10.4%, the SMMT data showed.
Part of this decline is due to increased competition, with Chinese EVs continuing to gain traction in Europe, but part of it’s just that Tesla’s rocket is now its anchor. While the cult of personality around CEO Elon Musk initially fuelled wild success, recent actions by the boss of Tesla haven’t reflected brilliantly on the company. From protests to middle fingers, the public reacted pretty decisively, and scaring off potential customers isn’t a great way to grow sales.
Can Tesla come back from this? I wouldn’t count it out just yet, but if it happens, it won’t be for a while. Stripping away all the current baggage, the refreshed Model 3 is objectively a pretty good car, and although the updated Model Y looks a bit cheap, it’s still in the mix on paper. Perhaps with new management, a more successful future could be on the horizon. Just ask Volkswagen.
Audi Might Be Inching Closer To U.S. Production

Over the past 30-plus years, German luxury automakers have laid down production roots in America. Mercedes-Benz has its Tuscaloosa plant and BMW has its Spartanburg plant, both churning out high-volume, high-margin SUVs, but Audi builds nothing in the United States right now. A few months ago, this wasn’t a huge problem, but auto tariffs introduced by the current U.S. administration have thrown a wrench in things. Logically, Audi needs production capacity in the lower 48, and Automotive News reports that the automaker is looking at it. As a representative from the automaker told the outlet:
“We want to increase our presence in the U.S.” the spokesperson said. “We are currently examining various scenarios. We are confident that we will be able to decide on the specific details in consultation with the Group before the end of this year.”
Volkswagen’s Chattanooga plant is already configured to build vehicles on the MEB platform, and Audi uses that platform for the Q4 e-tron electric compact crossover. Beyond that, Automotive News claims the Q8 e-tron might be built in the upcoming Scout plant in South Carolina. Would these be the right products, considering the current push to roll back emissions standards in America? Time will tell, but the second-best time for Audi to build something in America other than yesterday is now.
Geely-Owned Lotus Just Bought Lotus From Geely

Yes, you read that correctly, Lotus, the company known for its sports cars, has just bought Lotus as of last week. If that sounds confusing, allow me to make it comically-so before tidying it all up at the end. Prior to this, there were multiple Lotuses, sort-of. See, there’s Lotus Advance Technologies, which is all the sports car stuff that happens in the U.K. along with engineering consulting, and then there’s Lotus Technology, a Geely-formed subsidiary established in 2018 to create EVs. Now, Lotus Technology has bought Geely’s 51 percent stake in Lotus Advance Technologies, bringing the two companies under one umbrella that’s still majority owned by Geely, because Lotus Technology traded shares to Geely for a majority stake in Lotus Advance Technologies.
So what does this actually mean? Well, it means that everything at Lotus now happens under one corporate roof, which could assist the development of future models, but you can really just think of it as simplifying and adding corporate lightness. Either that or some sort of Abbott and Costello routine.
What I’m Listening To While Writing TMD
By modern musical duo standards, The Hellp is particularly enigmatic. Formed by members with blue-collar youths out of the fear of dying without being in a cool band, the group’s lore is impressive, from the Harvard talk to one track being on Frank Ocean’s rotation in the Blonde era. It’s a tightrope of trying too hard and looking effortless, resulting in soundscapes tinged with electric tension and razor-wire anxiety that sound years ahead of their time. This track, “Hot Fun,” is a re-work of a five-year-old demo, officially dropped last week, and still feels up-to-the-minute.
The Big Question
Alright, let’s switch things up a bit and play a game. Imagine you’re given any two cars and a garage to keep them in for free, but they have to be your only household daily drivers, and the cars have to be made by the same parent company. What are you picking?
Top graphic credit: Ford
A Lucid Air and a Lucid Air Estate.
Alternately my whimsy pair would be a 65 Corvair 4 spd and. 65 L76 4spd Corvette.
I’ll take a 69 Dodge Super Bee and Plymouth Road Runner please…
Assuming we’re talking new cars with all expenses paid and a garage to keep them in, I could live with a Mercedes EQS SUV Maybach and a Mercedes G-wagon AMG 63. I also thought about Lexus. Having an LC500 F-Sport and a LX600 Overtrail would be a pretty good set up as well.
Buy David a Motor
La la la la, I’m on a mission again. Apologies if no one shares the sentiment.
1983 Red Porsche 911 SC 3.0 and 2026 Panamera GTS
Do the vehicles have to be made by the same brand or can they just be under the same corporate umbrella? Because if it’s corporate umbrella then I’m going to go with
Audi RS6 Avant
Ducati 848 Evo
If it’s same brand then it gets harder, probably like an F250 crew cab diesel and a Mustang GTD or some other pairing similarly pathetic.
Hmmm… are my operating costs and insurance also covered? And can I go both new and used? And I’m I required to keep them or could I sell them if I chose?
If I’m allowed to sell them, then I would just go for two Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR Uhlenhaut Coupes (only 2 were made) and flip them for over US$100,000,000 each
and them retire and live the good life.
Now if I’m not allowed to flip them, but all costs are covered and I can go new or old, then I think I’ll go with the long range RWD version of the new electric Dodge Charger 4 door… and maybe a Maserati Bora.
If I just get the vehicles and garage space, but have to cover for insurance and operating costs and I’m not allowed to sell them and I have to go new, then I’m thinking the long range RWD version of the Kia EV6 and a Kia Carnival hybrid.
New Chevy Colorado WT in that new orange color and a Fourth Gen Camaro SS in Hugger Orange with T-Tops
Lol, have a 4runner and a Corolla… So I guess I’m living the dream?
Assuming all new/current production…probably a CTR/ITS + Passport (maybe Ridgeline).
Maybe an Elantra N + Santa Cruz, or a CT5 Blackwing + Canyon Denali.
Toyota 4Runner, Lexus LFA
Imagine you’re given any two cars and a garage to keep them in for free, but they have to be your only household daily drivers, and the cars have to be made by the same parent company.
This is a toughie..
Any 60’s or 70’s Porsche 911
Cayenne Diesel with a lift and some overland goodies.
Since I’m probably not going to be allowed to drive a Cadillac V-series.R on the street, I’ll suffer through with a CT5 V-series Blackwing Manual and either a Celestiq or the nicest 1959 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz left in existence.
Cadillac Lyriq V + CT5 Blackwing manual
250 GT SWB California Spider ex. Alain Delon
Pinin
Any two cars? Like, I don’t have to be able to afford the payments?
Mazda CX-50 Hybrid for me, Mazda CX-90 PHEV for my wife (provided most of the kinks/bugs are worked out of the 90 by then).
I love the new Mazda offerings and I plan to upgrade my 2016 Mazda6 daily driver to one of their CUVs someday, but my 6 is paid for and has just barely passed 90k miles. So, no reason for it to go anywhere – especially with the shaky economy thanks to, well, *gestures at everything*. Instead, I’m just doing a crap ton of preventative maintenance to the 6 and holding on to it as long as I can. Just did a transmission fluid and filter change, coolant change, and did the spark plugs 10k miles or so ago.
Are we saying that we can still have as many non-daily driver type vehicles as we want? But can not drive them on our work week schedule?
I mean if we are talking free, and I could have other cars, not free, to use outside of commuting, I would probably go with something AWD, sporty and expensive.
Also can you drive your daily after work if you want?
I know the only car I really want at the moment is the last of the CT5-V Manual Trans Cadillac’s, but they don’t come in AWD, so it might be tough in the midwest unless I can occasionally drive a non Daily on the route to work.
The Wife would take the AWD 3.0 TT V6 Variant.
“Speaking of pain, things aren’t going so well for Tesla in Europe right now. Reuters reports that in April, Tesla sales were down 60 percent year-over-year in Germany to 885 cars, and down 62.1 percent year-over-year in the United Kingdom to 512 cars”
Another instance of a big percentage number being a rounding error overal but thank you for at least leaving the actual numbers in the statement. That statement equates to selling 900 fewer vehicles. Less than ideal for sure, and Tesla sales are likely down everywhere, but those two numbers are not going to bankrupt them any quicker than it would skyrocket them if they “Oh hold the presses, Tesla increased sales by 100% year over year last month and thus sold a whopping 4500 TOTAL cars across those two countries.”
What I’m curious about and what would be interesting journalistically, is exactly WHICH EVS ARE selling over there and what is their year over year increase? Is the big total increase that is noted mainly in cheaper than average Chinese vehicles of which numbers are ever increasing or is it that BMW, Mercedes, Audi are all of a sudden selling far more EVs which would be a bigger issue for Tesla. I can completely understand someone pivoting from a $50k Tesla to a $30k BYD if it does the same things for the average non-enthusiast buyer, but if BMW is selling more iX cars and Mercedes is somehow moving EQEs then that’s different but not explained here.
But 900 cars less in two populous countries is barely newsworthy without the relevant context (and the overall market being up lacks some of that since Tesla doesn’t really play in the mass overall market, like it or not their pricing is mid to upper rather than bargain basement as some others.) Cars like the Dacia Spring (EV) for example, built in China, low range, perfectly acceptable car for around town or normal commutes, sells for very little money comparatively, as well as the Korean Hyundai Casper/Inster, those and others are options that we in the U.S. simply do not have and thus a false conclusion can easily be drawn (or presented).