Oh boy, more tariff talk. Okay, it might not be thrilling or evocative in the same manner as industry gossip, but these taxes paid by importers on goods brought into America are going to affect a lot of things, and they’re continuing to shake up the deeply global car industry like it’s a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe left out in the yard during an F2 tornado.
Ford just withdrew its guidance due to the expected impacts of tariffs, and the estimated dollar figure is certifiably huge. We’re talking ten figures, specifically a billion-and-a-half dollars.


At the same time, Tesla sales aren’t doing so well in the U.K. and Germany, Audi is really looking into U.S. production, and Lotus just bought Lotus. All this coming up on today’s edition of The Morning Dump, so pull yourself a cup of whatever’s the least-worst Nespresso pod in your office break room because it’s time to digest some car news between Zoom meetings.
Ford Expects A Ten-Figure Tariff Pinch

It goes without saying that $1.5 billion dollars is an absurd amount of money. If you inherited that much money the day you turned 18 and lived to be 90, you’d need to spend around $400,000 a week to wrap up your time on this pale blue dot with nothing in the bank. However, that’s the sort of damage Ford’s estimating this year due to tariffs on products imported to America. The automaker released its Q1 financial results on Monday, and that document contains this doozy of a paragraph:
Based on what the company knows now, and its expectation of how certain details and changes will be resolved related to tariffs, the company estimates a net adverse adjusted EBIT impact of about $1.5 billion for full-year 2025. Given material near-term risks, especially the potential for industrywide supply chain disruption impacting production, the potential for future or increased tariffs in the U.S., changes in the implementation of tariffs including tariff offsets, retaliatory tariffs and other restrictions by other governments and the potential related market impacts, and finally policy uncertainties associated with tax and emissions policy, the company is suspending guidance. These are substantial industry risks, which could have significant impacts on financial results, and that make updating full year guidance challenging right now given the potential range of outcomes. The company will provide an update during the Q2 earnings call.
Yep, another car company pulling its guidance for the year, meaning prior fiscal predictions are out the window thanks to these tariffs, and this expected $1.5 billion hit comes despite Ford’s strong U.S. manufacturing base.
The F-Series pickup trucks, Transit van, Ranger and Bronco, Expedition and Lincoln Navigator, Explorer and Lincoln Aviator, Escape and Lincoln Corsair, and all but one variant of the Mustang are made in the contiguous 48, but thanks to a handful of models being imported and the automotive supply chain being set up for a free trade economy, the company is still expecting to take a huge hit. Obviously, this isn’t just something a company can absorb unaffected, so don’t be surprised if higher prices are possible in the near future to mitigate financial damage caused by tariffs.
Europe Goes Cold On Tesla

Speaking of pain, things aren’t going so well for Tesla in Europe right now. Reuters reports that in April, Tesla sales were down 60 percent year-over-year in Germany to 885 cars, and down 62.1 percent year-over-year in the United Kingdom to 512 cars. There are probably more Teslas in the SoFi Stadium parking lot on any given night than were sold in two of Europe’s biggest markets last month, and it’s not like general EV sales are falling in Europe either. Per Reuters:
Overall car sales in Germany dropped by 0.2% in April, but those of electric vehicles grew by 53.5%, KBA said.
In Britain, battery-electric car registrations increased by 8.1% in the month, while total car sales were down 10.4%, the SMMT data showed.
Part of this decline is due to increased competition, with Chinese EVs continuing to gain traction in Europe, but part of it’s just that Tesla’s rocket is now its anchor. While the cult of personality around CEO Elon Musk initially fuelled wild success, recent actions by the boss of Tesla haven’t reflected brilliantly on the company. From protests to middle fingers, the public reacted pretty decisively, and scaring off potential customers isn’t a great way to grow sales.
Can Tesla come back from this? I wouldn’t count it out just yet, but if it happens, it won’t be for a while. Stripping away all the current baggage, the refreshed Model 3 is objectively a pretty good car, and although the updated Model Y looks a bit cheap, it’s still in the mix on paper. Perhaps with new management, a more successful future could be on the horizon. Just ask Volkswagen.
Audi Might Be Inching Closer To U.S. Production

Over the past 30-plus years, German luxury automakers have laid down production roots in America. Mercedes-Benz has its Tuscaloosa plant and BMW has its Spartanburg plant, both churning out high-volume, high-margin SUVs, but Audi builds nothing in the United States right now. A few months ago, this wasn’t a huge problem, but auto tariffs introduced by the current U.S. administration have thrown a wrench in things. Logically, Audi needs production capacity in the lower 48, and Automotive News reports that the automaker is looking at it. As a representative from the automaker told the outlet:
“We want to increase our presence in the U.S.” the spokesperson said. “We are currently examining various scenarios. We are confident that we will be able to decide on the specific details in consultation with the Group before the end of this year.”
Volkswagen’s Chattanooga plant is already configured to build vehicles on the MEB platform, and Audi uses that platform for the Q4 e-tron electric compact crossover. Beyond that, Automotive News claims the Q8 e-tron might be built in the upcoming Scout plant in South Carolina. Would these be the right products, considering the current push to roll back emissions standards in America? Time will tell, but the second-best time for Audi to build something in America other than yesterday is now.
Geely-Owned Lotus Just Bought Lotus From Geely

Yes, you read that correctly, Lotus, the company known for its sports cars, has just bought Lotus as of last week. If that sounds confusing, allow me to make it comically-so before tidying it all up at the end. Prior to this, there were multiple Lotuses, sort-of. See, there’s Lotus Advance Technologies, which is all the sports car stuff that happens in the U.K. along with engineering consulting, and then there’s Lotus Technology, a Geely-formed subsidiary established in 2018 to create EVs. Now, Lotus Technology has bought Geely’s 51 percent stake in Lotus Advance Technologies, bringing the two companies under one umbrella that’s still majority owned by Geely, because Lotus Technology traded shares to Geely for a majority stake in Lotus Advance Technologies.
So what does this actually mean? Well, it means that everything at Lotus now happens under one corporate roof, which could assist the development of future models, but you can really just think of it as simplifying and adding corporate lightness. Either that or some sort of Abbott and Costello routine.
What I’m Listening To While Writing TMD
By modern musical duo standards, The Hellp is particularly enigmatic. Formed by members with blue-collar youths out of the fear of dying without being in a cool band, the group’s lore is impressive, from the Harvard talk to one track being on Frank Ocean’s rotation in the Blonde era. It’s a tightrope of trying too hard and looking effortless, resulting in soundscapes tinged with electric tension and razor-wire anxiety that sound years ahead of their time. This track, “Hot Fun,” is a re-work of a five-year-old demo, officially dropped last week, and still feels up-to-the-minute.
The Big Question
Alright, let’s switch things up a bit and play a game. Imagine you’re given any two cars and a garage to keep them in for free, but they have to be your only household daily drivers, and the cars have to be made by the same parent company. What are you picking?
Top graphic credit: Ford
My two-car garage would be a 70-series Toyota Land Cruiser single-cab pickup with the 1HZ and a left-hand-drive GR Yaris.
Remember that Ford and other automakers won’t pay anything; consumers who buy cars will. Shareholders are never liable for debts or crimes. Tesla has two options: kick out their head fascist and hope they survive being a car company rather than a meme stock, OR Musk turns them into the U.S. version of what VW was in 1936. Obviously, Musk prefers the latter, and so far, there isn’t any reason to think the former will happen.
I already have this two car garage – 2014 mazda3 hatch with a 6sp and mazda5 (auto, until I find a good manual one to switch to lol).
I would love to upgrade this to a CX-90 (torn on PHEV vs the turbo straight 6) and new 3 hatch with a manual, but I don’t want the car payments or potential reliability concerns of the CX-90.
20 year old me says Toyota Supra and Tacoma. 45 year old me says Prius and Sienna… I know, I’m boring now.
Really neither are wrong though – especially if this is a one time gift and we are paying for ongoing maintenance and insurance.
Hybrid Maverick & Convertible Mustang with 6 speed manual
Lots of good choices and many of them covered, but here are mine. My restriction would be that I need to be able to drive in the snow (not too much) so at least one car has to have reasonable ground clearance. Also the more cars (at least one) that can transport kids the better.
In roughly descending order of price:
Audi R8 / RS6 Avant
Cadillac Escalade V / Blackwing
Shelby GT350 / Raptor
Chevy SS / Chevy Tahoe
GX550 and MKIV Supra. Done.
Big mistake, Ford. If you are going to discuss how current policy is going to negatively impact your business, you first need to compliment Dear Leader so he is less likely to come after you.
If forced to have a one make garage, I would probably have a new Sienna XLE (my wife would kick me out if there wasn’t a minivan in there), so then to go with that, I’m going Toyota Crown Athlete with a manual swap. Maybe an Aristo with the 2JZ. Some sort of big, fast Toyota sedan. JZX90 Mark ii would work too.
Ford is up today almost 3%. The market has had plenty of time to digest earnings and the scary lack of yearly guidance (something that a LOT of companies are doing now). I’m still bullish on them being the beneficiaries of any protectionism policies, so I’m holding the stock. They also pay a pretty nice 5%+ dividend, which is something I always thought was just for retirees until recently. There’s just so much volatility in stocks, timing when to sell is crazy…but a dividend is pretty reliable.
I think their actions over the last year compared to their competitors (*cough* GM layoffs and stock buybacks *cough*) align with their generally more calculated approach to things. They don’t overstretch as much, so they don’t feel the pain as much. Like during the 2008 recession, I think Ford will weather this storm better than most (their high-ish percentage of domestic manufacturing doesn’t hurt either).
The question is how bad the storm will be. The market is all fucked up, so you’d probably make more money on GM stock, but I think Ford stock is safer so that’s what I’m holding.
I’m assuming no maintenance, cause it’s in the garage for free.
Preferred:
Cadillac Celestiq (or Lyriq-V) and Blackwing, easy peasy.
Option 2:
Mach-E and a GTD. Wait, too much. Mach-E and a Darkhorse.
Option 3:
Blazer EV and a Z06.
Fun:
Honda Prologue and Honda Acty
Torture:
Nissan Rogue and Nissan Altima
Vanilla:
Hybrid Camry and Hybrid Rav4
Two car garage?
Cadillac CT5 Blackwing
1959 Cadillac El Dorado convertible. In pink.
Mazda CX-50 hybrid for my wife, NA Miata for me… oh hell, make it a Cosmo since I work mostly from home
What are you picking?
F250 Shelby Super Baja (preferably with the high output diesel, if possible) because I like ridiculous trucks and the Super Baja is probably the most ridiculous of them all. It also retains most of the ability to do truck stuff as a normal Super Duty.
Maverick Hybrid because it is practical. I would prefer a BEV for my daily driver, but I don’t like the Mach E and the F150 Lightning isn’t much smaller than the Super Baja.
When I first met my now wife, she was driving a ‘96 Mustang convertible and I became her mechanic. I hated that car. Everything imaginable broke. Brakes, it leaked everything, the convertible top leaked, transmission slipped, and finally the 3.8V6 blew a head gasket – they ALL did eventually. Final straw – cash for clunkers because I wanted it to die. And it had less than 80K miles.
And even Ford admits that they have issues with quality and warranty repairs costing the company serious money. Twenty Nine Years Later…. Quality is still an issue. It’s not a problem, it’s a choice. It’s designed in, it’s not an accident. If they lose $1.5B on tariffs, I bet they burn another $2B on warranty repairs. They are their own worst enemy. .
MX-5 and CX-90. Or Vette and Diesel Yukon.
I currently own a CX-30 and am hoping to pick up a slightly scruffy ND1 soon, so I resonate deeply. Granted I have no children or dogs, so I don’t need the size of a 90.
The two car Mazda garage do be tempting. A couple that we’re neighbors with has two current Mazdas and both are the turbo variants. I hope to befriend them as soon as possible because clearly they know how to have a good time.
Corvair and Fierro
GT3 RS and a Taycan Cross Turismo.
Make mine a Rivian R1T and R1S. A little truck and a 3 row SUV ought to cover realistic uses.
Same parent company eh?
Well why not. Give me a Scout pickup reservation and a Temerario to putt around with while I wait.
To answer the question posed this morning: I’ve been so impressed with my 2024 AWD Nissan Ariya, I’d stick with that and have a 2025 Leaf for my second car. I was tempted to go for two variants of the Porsche Taycan, but even with the Cross Truismo and the off-road package, the ground clearance maxes out at about 7 inches, which isn’t great for wintertime driving in the mountains.
Could go Macan electric. It probably has better ground clearance, and definitely better geometry.
Oh, thanks! I didn’t realize they made the Macan EV. Indeed, it has almost 9 inches of clearance and it’s quite nice looking to boot. If the Tacan were a 2-door, it would be much more attractive, IMHO.
I’m a boring and practical old guy, so my garage will contain a Prius for 90% of my driving and a 4WD Tundra for some light off-roading and stuff hauling.
Respect.
This is such an easy challenge. I’d pick a Ram Power Wagon for me and a Dodge Charger Scat Pack for my wife. (She loved the purple one at the show and I know they are still new on the lot somewhere.)
Not sure even if Musk sells Tesla it will have a future in Europe.
One well-off acquaintance of a green bent has a Tesla 3 and a little electric Pugeot 208. Says the Tesla is a much better car (albeit €30,000 more expensive) but “since Musk went crazy” she just not happy in it any more and she uses the little pug. When her husband did take the Tesla out he was cut off and sworn at….
Cars and people are funny things and if people are not comfortable in a car, they will not use it, and tell people why.
if we survive it, history is going to look back on this as the greatest wealth transfer in a generation. Massive tax breaks for the rich paid for on the backs of the poor and ordinary citizens.
Followed by what happened next. (Looking at history)
Let them eat cake…
How many dollies does a little girl need?
2, but no more than 4. And 5 pencils, MAX.
Jimmy Carter goes on TV with a sweater, telling Americans they can turn the heat down a couple degrees. The media eviscerates him.
Trump effectively tells us to just cut our consumption by 90% and he gets a free pass.
My wife semi-defends him, but I try to reminder her that the spirit of reducing our consumption is a good one, it’s the methods I have a problem with.
“If we survive it…”
Huh? You are correct that every generation has a large wealth transfer. I’m not going to list them all, but everything from the Gold Rush to the Dot Com era to the current AI/Electricity Farm boom has created opportunity for everyone, and only some choose to get in on it.
It’ll be ok. Almost everyone will “survive” it. A lot of people will thrive because of the shift.
The one’s left behind are either not paying attention, or they are paying attention to the wrong shit. 😉
Pie in the sky answer: a 911 GT3 for me and a Cayenne Turbo S E Hybrid for my wife
Aspirational answer: Integra Type S for me and an MDX for my wife….or IS500 and Lexus TX hybrid (aka A Lexus Texas? Hehehehe amirite boys?)
Sensible answers that could actually happen: both of us get Mazdas, she gets a Highlander hybrid and I get a Taco or 4Runner, she gets a Santa Fe hybrid to match my Kona N, she gets a Pilot and I get a Passport