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That Video Of A Waymo Robotaxi On A Golf Course Isn’t Really What You Think It Is

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I’m not sure how much or what type of social media you consume, but you may have noticed in between videos of people freaking out on airplanes and advertisements for testosterone supplements that there have been a number of viral posts showing a video of a Waymo Jaguar i-Pace driving across the manicured grass of a golf course. Most of these videos have delighted in the assumption that this is happening because the wayward Waymo robotaxi got confused and is now barreling out of control across a golf course, wreaking havoc.

Now, I won’t pretend to be more evolved than anyone else – part of me would have been delighted had this been the case, and I’m sure I would have had as much fun writing some snarky whatever about this renegade Waymo hunting down golfers for their delicious golfer blood, but that doesn’t really seem to be what was going on.

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Before we get into the truth, let’s take a look at how this is being cast online. Here’s a sample post from Instagram – wait, crap, no, this is that YouTube Shorts thing:

As you can infer by the goofy laugh in the background and the “TECHNOLOGY IS BEAUTIFUL” caption, the message here is definitely that this Waymo has gone haywire, and chaos is ensuing.

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This one is on Instagram:

 

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It’s essentially the same post and the narrative is pretty much the same for all of these: this Waymo drove itself onto the golf course. Some may choose to add a little extra element of snarkiness because they’re backing another pony in the robotaxi race, like this dude:

This X-Twitter user is a well-established Tesla stan, being the very same person who embarrassingly tried to make the argument that somehow turn signal stalks were harder to use than Tesla’s deeply stupid steering wheel indicator buttons. That’s likely why this poster not only happily buys into the narrative that the Waymo drove onto the golf course because of some technological failure, but also states that “FSD would never do such a thing,” referring to tesla’s Full Self Driving (FSD), which I suppose really never could do such a thing because FSD is not currently legally able to drive without a human in the car at all. So there.

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Also, “nearly hit several golfers?” What the hell video was this guy watching? There’s no one even close to the car!

The point is that everyone is assuming from this – what, six-second? –  clip is that the Waymo has gone deeply and wildly off the rails. Upon seeing this, after my initial delight and hope for newsworthy drama, something about it just didn’t seem right. This would be a pretty significant failure for a Waymo; there are no roads at all here, and if the Waymo’s driving system didn’t notice the total absence of a road, things have gone very, very wrong. And why are there no follow-up stories about what happened wherever the car ended up?

You’d think it’d have driven into a sand trap or a pond or a shack of caddies or something, right? But there’s nothing.

To get to the bottom of this, I reached out to Waymo and just asked. And while they declined to give me an actual quote, I learned that there was, in fact, a human driving the car, and the car was driving on a pre-planned route to an event at Penmar Golf Course. Waymo said as much in a post of their own:

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So, really, all of this was very much a non-event, but the reaction to this non-event is interesting, I think, in the context of where public attitudes toward self-driving cars and robotaxis are at this moment in history, which seems to be in a place of skepticism, or at least an eagerness to see failure. The allure and glamour of self-driving cars seems to be fading in the mainstream public’s opinion, which in hindsight makes sense as the overly optimistic and aggrandized predictions bump up against the filthy and immobile rock of reality.

Also interesting is the reaction of the pro-Tesla camps to this video, like what we saw in that other tweet above. There are also articles like this one from Teslarati, with the headline “Waymo responds to shocking video that would have gotten Tesla FSD crucified” which is a strange take, especially the use of “shocking” in the headline, considering that the article notes Waymo’s honestly boring explanation and yet still somehow manages to both be alarmist and to cast Tesla as an imagined victim in a non-event that didn’t even have anything to do with Tesla in the first place.

In short, what the hell is the matter with everybody?

It’s a good idea to point out, publicly, significant failures of robotaxis and other automated vehicles. There’s no reason to cover any of that stuff up. At the same time, it does no one any good to just make stuff up, as we saw here, where, it appears, precisely zero investigation happened before people started posting tiny video clips and making all manner of assumptions.

So, like all good news stories, nothing really happened here. At all. A dude drove a car across some grass. And somehow that went viral, because we’re all very eager for robotaxis to do dumb things, because that gets clicks.

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I suppose I’m a part of this whole system, myself. I guess the moral here is what you likely already know: don’t believe everything you see on social media!

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Horizontally Opposed
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Horizontally Opposed
3 months ago

I love you man. But sometimes you do head-scratching stuff such as give this non story some extra air. I struggle with this myself, such as “should I be upset at Obama for still posting on the Twitter? Does he know it’s sold to Elon and its algorithm is tweaked to optimize the scum of earth?” So I stayed cool and didn’t click those links you posted but pls pls do something more like screenshots, we believe you. No need to give them more attention.

Olesam
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Olesam
3 months ago

“In short, what the hell is the matter with everybody?”

Social media and the algorithm’s perverted incentives

Last edited 3 months ago by Olesam
Ben
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Ben
3 months ago

Mr. Betteridge is sad that the headline wasn’t something like “Did this Waymo robotaxi get lost on a golf course?”

cast Tesla as an imagined victim in a non-event that didn’t even have anything to do with Tesla in the first place.

Victimhood has become an important part of certain peoples’ identities, and there’s a lot of overlap between that group and Tesla stans. Do with that what you will.

Manwich Sandwich
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Manwich Sandwich
3 months ago

In short, what the hell is the matter with everybody?”

Well it’s not everybody, just many people.

And what’s wrong with many people?

They’re lazy idiots who speak before doing any real thinking or research.

PlatinumZJ
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PlatinumZJ
3 months ago

This is the first I’ve heard of the course-crashing Waymo, so I guess I’ve been doing a good job at avoiding social media? The video is sort of cute, and makes me envision a future where we convert golf courses into little reserves where robotaxis can romp (or just randomly come to a halt) freely without disrupting traffic.

Fasterlivingmagazine
Fasterlivingmagazine
3 months ago

Is a “shack of caddies” the proper name of a group of caddies? Like a pod of whales or a flock of geese? Because thats awesome.

Ben
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Ben
3 months ago

If it wasn’t before, it is now.

Cheap Bastard
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Cheap Bastard
3 months ago

Just yesterday I watched a Waymo block traffic for several minutes on a busy two lane street as it just sat there, taking up space and pissing off the long line of drivers behind while the road ahead of it was wide open. Maybe it was waiting for a dilly dallying fare, maybe not but I saw no blinkers, no flashers, no indication of any kind to let anyone know WHY it was blocking traffic.

TJ
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TJ
3 months ago

The reaction seems par for the course. I thought it was a fairway for a green car to go.

Pupmeow
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Pupmeow
3 months ago

the filthy and immobile rock of reality

So weird, this is the title of my upcoming memoir.

Zeppelopod
Zeppelopod
3 months ago

WALL-E Gilmore?

Lotsofchops
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Lotsofchops
3 months ago

Being a Tesla stan is just sadder and sadder as time goes on. I guess I’ve never seen FSD do this. It’s only been involved in multiple accidents, and only some of them were fatal!

Space
Space
3 months ago

The truth is always slower and more boring than fiction.

Ricki
Ricki
3 months ago

SHOCKING is clickbait rage economy rage clickbait. Every damn video or article that uses it in the headline will absolutely be a Weekly World News-esque non-story.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
3 months ago

You missed the real story. For their next vehicles Waymo will be ditching Jaguar and switching to Caddys.

Spopepro
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Spopepro
3 months ago

“ don’t believe everything you see on social media!” -Aristotle

Maymar
Maymar
3 months ago

“Terribly sorry there, I was in a bit of a hurry to get to the 19th hole…in my Jaaag.”

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
3 months ago

I agree with everything you say Jason. I wonder why you provided this scum sucking clickbait a hole and access to a wider audience.

Defenestrator
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Defenestrator
2 months ago

It’s a weird trade-off. If something’s not getting much circulation, the debunking probably gives it more. But at a certain point it’s spread widely enough that a little extra circulation’s worth it to debunk. Plus, the first thing people see tends to stick, so it’s more effective if people see the correction before the misinformation.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
3 months ago

I just assumed it was part of their new FairWaymo service.

Balloondoggle
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Balloondoggle
3 months ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

Cross over with Wayfair maybe?

Mr E
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Mr E
3 months ago

Ah, yet another example of social media perfectly explaining its destructive force.

Hautewheels
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Hautewheels
3 months ago
Reply to  Mr E

Sure HAL, blame it on social media <eyeroll>. We know all about your destructive tendencies, HAL. And stop using Mr. E as your meat puppet to post online.

Mr E
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Mr E
3 months ago
Reply to  Hautewheels

I’m afraid I can’t do that, Hautewheels.

Ben
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Ben
3 months ago
Reply to  Mr E

*chef’s kiss*

UX Designer
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UX Designer
3 months ago

I had this happen to me IN AN ACTUAL UBER with a human driver and no automation whatsoever- just a very bad Uber-provided map. It was late and we were lost, so the driver stopped the car in the rough and asked if he could relieve himself in the bushes. I think that was far more newsworthy.

Then this week I was behind a AAA battery truck on a one lane road in the city and the driver stopped, blocking the road. He proceeded to relieve himself in the bushes after looking me right in the eye.

All this to say that I welcome our technology-aided future. At least Waymos don’t hold you captive while they pee.

Last edited 3 months ago by UX Designer
PlugInPA
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PlugInPA
3 months ago
Reply to  UX Designer

The Uber driver I can understand, but the AAA guy couldn’t find a gas station in the city?

PlatinumZJ
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PlatinumZJ
3 months ago
Reply to  UX Designer

Eye contact??? Was he trying to initiate a challenge or something?

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