We did it! Well, by we, I mean the large and well-organized staff of Galpin Motors, all the volunteers who brought their amazing cars, the city officials who made sure traffic didn’t turn into absolute chaos, our Autopian readers who showed up to say hello and/or brought their amazing cars, and then, quite lastly, David, Matt, and myself. But we did it, and by “it” I mean the Galpin/Autopian car show, which had over 900 cars and who the hell knows how many people and was an absolute blast.
Our little corner of the car show felt truly wonderful this year, even if we didn’t have the scaffolding to hang our banner and had to drape it over a low wall, below Our CrossCab, which we drove onto a rock and watched the body torque and twist like a very comfortable sleeping cat.
Still, I think it made for a compelling view, all the same:

The day started at about 5am, and started a little rough, because I don’t think we ever manage to do anything smoothly. The Autozam AZ-1, which we wanted as the sort of centerpiece for our corner, had a very dead battery:

I did manage to hunt down the big jump box, drag it down the street, and finally jump the little gull-winged car. But that was hardly the only drama we had with the Autozam, because while re-positioning it, David accidentally smacked it into an unexpected yet permanently-mounted rock:

This rock, in fact. See those little bits of paint? Those delicious paint chips? They came from here:

Ouch. Still, David really couldn’t have picked a better car to accidentally drive into a rock, because this one is getting a special body kit, so that bumper was going to go in a matter of weeks, anyway. The rock was in a weird spot, and David couldn’t have seen it where he was. It’s all fine, but it’s also pretty funny. [Ed Note: The only time I’ve ever driven an Autozam AZ-1 is three feet, directly into a rock. -DT].

No matter what, the Autozam was a hit and everyone loved to see this exuberant little beast, including, as you can see there, some of the local gearhead Buddhist monk community. Everyone loves an Autozam!

Also, look how high the rear wheel of the CrossCab is off the ground; you could fit, say, a whole birthday cake, with candles, under there.

And look at some of the amazing cars our Autopian readers brought! An MR2, an incredible Model A hot rod with a Nissan 350Z engine, a 1952 Mercedes-Benz with the most dainty air vents I’ve ever seen:

Seriously, look at those. They’re like the size of quarters. It had good taillights, too:

We also had a fantastic Subaru BRAT show up (we’ll have a fun video with that soon!) and it had one of my absolute favorite factory car lighting details:

The cyclops light! I unashamedly love these.

As always, we had some fun microcars, including the Paul Vallée Chantecler (front), a Spanish Biscuter, and then that red car, known as the Volpe, which has an interesting story.

This is just one of two surviving cars, out of about a dozen made around 1947, none of which had engines because the company turned out to be something of a scam. Or at least a massive failure. We’ll have a little reel about it soon.

Of course, there was so much more. The air-cooled VW section I think was even better than last year, with wonderful Type 2s like this oddly-appetizing looking vision in earthtones and yellow headlights.

There was this remarkable bare-metal Type 2 crew cab pickup with a massive turbocharger:

…a minty 2003 Última Edición, from the very last series of original, air-cooled Beetles ever built:

…this fantastic Brazilian VW Brasilia, the only true Beetle replacement built with old-school air-cooled VW mechanicals, and many of these ran on sugar cane-alcohol:

…but I think my favorite thing was the 40% enlarged Beetle, something I’d seen online but never in person:

We made a reel on this one, and, honestly, I’d like to do a much deeper-dive video in the future:
There was so much more! Have you ever seen the dashboard of a Lamborghini Espada? It’s this amazing double-decker wonderland of leather and gauges:

And, of course, whenever I see an Espada, I have to point out my favorite bit of trivia about the car’s unique badging, even if David tries to stop me:
I’ll never quit.
I’ll also never get tired of looking at the pleasingly complex rear ends of old Bentleys, with their diving-helmet taillights and colossal fuel fillers:

Also, does that funny bit of text on there count as a bumper sticker even if there’s no real bumper, and I’m not sure that’s actually a sticker?

Multiple entire city blocks were just temporarily filled with interesting cars, like this beautiful Citroën DS (maybe an ID?) that glided by, hydropneumatically.
There are a couple non-automotive observations I’d like to share with you before a fling myself into the warm, waiting arms of sleep: like this strange whatever that was found in the Autopian corner:

The hell is this? Some weird sculpture of a headless cherub (I imagine he was originally sporting a head) riding…a stork? Did some baby go in that bundle/bindle there? What was this doing hiding in the shrubs?
And finally, I’d like to share this sign I saw in the elevator of the hotel I’m in:

“Ha ha ha ha ha eggs ha ha ha ha ha bacon ha ha ha HA HA HA eggs oh my god ha HA HA HA eggs can you believe it eggs ha ha eggs ha eggs eggs eggs!”
The hell is wrong with these people? Yes, eggs are funny, and paired with bacon, hilarious, but get a grip, dummies.
Anyway, the Galpin Car Show was fantastic, and thank you so very much to everyone who came out, and everyone who said hello and was so supportive and kind! You’re why we do this!









My first time at Galpin and it was an incredible show! Thanks again for letting me bring out the Model A!
I suggest that once the body kit is stalled, David be restricted to two feet. One does not tempt fate.
Restricted to the back seat
There isn’t one.
As I had planned, I was at the Van Nuys Living Spaces in “The Plant,” which is where the GM plant used to be (so, relevant), and made the conscious decision to steer clear of Galpin. Roscoe was jammed at Sepulveda. Went to Kountry Folks for Breakfast/Lunch, or Blunch, right around the corner.
Looks great, though.
Davis has some Jeep parts he can sell to pay for the Autozam repairs. I love the headless baby choking the stork. “When Ah says whoa, Ah means whoa!” The Espada dashboard and steering wheel are the stuff of dreams.
Sorry I missed it, but glad that my pal Matt brought his MR2. 🙂
Cue Charlie Brown:
Charlie Brown: I got a rock
Yeah, poor Charlie Brown!
After airing the Great Pumpkin special, first in ’66 and over the subsequent years, CBS would receive Halloween candy in the mail from concerned children wanting to share their haul with poor Charlie Brown.
This was my first time hearing the Espada badging explanation, so thank you, Torch, for defying DT’s wishes and enriching my life as a result. Never stop.
DT: “Can you tell that I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night?”
Whenever I think of hotel breakfasts, I think of the Key & Peele Continental Breakfast sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs
Wait. Why is there a rock embedded in the concrete at the Galpin lot?
This must happen all of the time
It’s called a rock in a hard place.
I want to see what the inside of the giant Beetle looks like. Hoping it’s as well done as the outside!
I want to see Jason try to reach the pedals.
LOL! I never realized he was THAT short until seeing him standing next to David. Who I don’t think is particularly tall either.
Yeah, not at all surprising that David, the inveterate Jeephead, would immediately head for a rock when driving anything…
not my dumb ass reading this as “the invertebrate Jeephead”
Car shows are so much better to read about when Jason does the writing.
The egg thing was indeed fucking funny.. Can you believe those eggs?
And not just any eggs… SCRAMBLED eggs! Scrambled!!! That’s a funny word, right?
Good thing there wasn’t any spam at the photo shoot. It might have required paramedics.
The egg and bacon people appear to have injected some mushrooms prior to getting breakfast.
Reminds me of the time we went to Waffle House at 3am because we realized we had not eaten for over 24 hours.
DT hits a rock?
DT has surely hit many rocks. The Jeeps don’t notice. But the Autozam is like a major Italian award – it’s “fra-GIL-e.”
The conversation of those two egg laughers:
Man: I just shit my pants!
Woman: Me too! Lavishly! Just like Torch did that one time!
(Hysterical laughter ensued, photo snapped)
you ain’t lived until you’ve shit your pants lavishly. Exult in the lavishness
There was this one time at breakfast at a Saab Convention after the Aquavit party the previous night…
Yeah, I was a lot younger then.
This kind of crap with inappropriate/ overly appropriate adjectives gets in your head. I was walking down a hallway at work realized someone had shit themselves lavishly not long enough ago. I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t have smelled as bad had I not read this earlier.
I wanna know what powers the big beetle. Cause if its an ACVW engine, its also a sloooooooowwwww beetle.
An even colder start, 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald
finally! A beetle for large Americans such as myself.
According to their IG, it’s a Dodge RAM chassis so hopefully a Cummins!
Watch it be a slant six…
AutoBAM!
Holy camoly those two particular micro cars Really really look like old kids pedal cars
“Lousy Autozam, can’t even handle one stupid rock. This wouldn’t have been a problem if this stupid Autozam was a Jeep.”
-David Tracy (probably)
the ground clearence is simply unsustainable.
And an approach angle of NOPE.
May have been mentioned in a previous article about the CrossCab- Montana plates? I understand the allure of Montana registration (sales tax, or lack thereof), but why would the Autopian go through that?
I must have missed a piece on the Montana titling process.
I live in a pretty good car town (Naples, FL) and have somehow never managed to see even one Espada in person. It’s honestly my favorite car of all time and I’m insanely jealous right now.
Not sure I believe in the Giant Beetle. I think that’s just a tiny Torch in front of a normal sized Beetle. I’m onto you.
plausible
The shrub sculpture: Looks like the baby didn’t want to be delivered to whatever randos the stork chose, so he climbed out of that little sack and took control of his destiny. Shame about that low bridge.
Sort of urinal esque? Do you don’t pee in the bushes?
11’8″ bridge strikes again!
Jealous of the California car community and the sunshine. Looks like y’all had a good time!