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Somehow, eating/swallowing a non-filtered cigarette seems like it would be at least slightly less disgusting than a filtered one, but I’m guessing this was filtered
The closest I’ve ever come to something like that was getting my nearly empty coffee cup mixed up with a coworker’s tobacco spit cup, but I had enough reaction time to stop it millimeters from my lips, but, lesson learned, keep an eye on your drinks
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Dodsworth
36 minutes ago
Swallowing a cigarette isn’t as bad as putting a wad of cancer between your cheek and gum. My wife had a Veloster for about a year. Lots of character and fun to drive but the NVH was horrible.
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Elusive Pedro
48 minutes ago
One of my shipmates on our Aircraft carrier used chewing tobacco. One day I mistakenly took a big swig out of his spit battle. It was horrible. UCK! :-/
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FormerTXJeepGuy
1 hour ago
I helped an ex buy a non turbo, base Veloster in 2014 (do not recommend) but I always enjoyed driving that little car. It was the metallic orange, great color.
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TheDrunkenWrench
1 hour ago
Now I’m picturing college age Torch munching on a pack of darts in his dorm room.
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Shooting Brake
1 hour ago
Hahahahaha. Excellent. I too miss the silly little Veloster. If I could bring myself to trust Hyundai engines I’d own one.
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S13 Sedan
1 hour ago
I guess eating a cigarette isn’t all that different from chewing tobacco. I was a smoker in college and went to a tech school in rural PA so most of the students were country boys. My roommates in freshman year were always pestering me to pack a lip with them and oh boy does that hit different than a cig.
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MAX FRESH OFF
1 hour ago
If this is the I-15 toll road in North county San Diego, people speed on it all the time, 100 mph is not unusual. The barrier between the North and South-bound lanes is moved between the morning and evening rush hours by a truck called a road zipper, that way there can be more lanes going into the city in the morning and leaving it in the evening.
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Dylan
1 hour ago
Many years ago I took a swig (accidentally) out of a beer can that was apparently FULL of cigarette butts. I don’t think I swallowed it but my entire mouth went numb immediately. The taste was… memorable
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Jdoubledub
1 hour ago
So you would intentionally eat the filter too?
Maybe for your next party trick you could snap the filter off and then snort the tobacco out of the paper tube.
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Amberturnsignalsarebetter
1 hour ago
Just when we all thought that chainsawing a battery was the least healthy thing Jason has ever done…
Somehow, eating/swallowing a non-filtered cigarette seems like it would be at least slightly less disgusting than a filtered one, but I’m guessing this was filtered
The closest I’ve ever come to something like that was getting my nearly empty coffee cup mixed up with a coworker’s tobacco spit cup, but I had enough reaction time to stop it millimeters from my lips, but, lesson learned, keep an eye on your drinks
Swallowing a cigarette isn’t as bad as putting a wad of cancer between your cheek and gum. My wife had a Veloster for about a year. Lots of character and fun to drive but the NVH was horrible.
One of my shipmates on our Aircraft carrier used chewing tobacco. One day I mistakenly took a big swig out of his spit battle. It was horrible. UCK! :-/
I helped an ex buy a non turbo, base Veloster in 2014 (do not recommend) but I always enjoyed driving that little car. It was the metallic orange, great color.
Now I’m picturing college age Torch munching on a pack of darts in his dorm room.
Hahahahaha. Excellent. I too miss the silly little Veloster. If I could bring myself to trust Hyundai engines I’d own one.
I guess eating a cigarette isn’t all that different from chewing tobacco. I was a smoker in college and went to a tech school in rural PA so most of the students were country boys. My roommates in freshman year were always pestering me to pack a lip with them and oh boy does that hit different than a cig.
If this is the I-15 toll road in North county San Diego, people speed on it all the time, 100 mph is not unusual. The barrier between the North and South-bound lanes is moved between the morning and evening rush hours by a truck called a road zipper, that way there can be more lanes going into the city in the morning and leaving it in the evening.
Many years ago I took a swig (accidentally) out of a beer can that was apparently FULL of cigarette butts. I don’t think I swallowed it but my entire mouth went numb immediately. The taste was… memorable
So you would intentionally eat the filter too?
Maybe for your next party trick you could snap the filter off and then snort the tobacco out of the paper tube.
Just when we all thought that chainsawing a battery was the least healthy thing Jason has ever done…
Remember, these are just the things he’s willing to talk about. What’s he holding back? Honestly not sure I want to know.