Are you familiar with the Smith and Sniff podcast? It’s the podcast done by British autojourno icons Jonny Smith and Richard Porter, and it’s always fun and engaging to listen to. Or read, if you like your podcasts transcribed, printed, and then bound into hardcover books. Or, even, I suppose, seen acted out with puppets, if you have the resources required to make that happen. The point it is it’s a great car podcast, and in an episode that aired about a month ago, there was a call out for my help. Which I will now answer!
Late. But still.
Our own captive Brit Adrian Clarke heard this and notified me, so thank you, AC. Here’s the bit in question, which has to do with taillights, tarmac rollers, and Volkswagen Beetles:
So, in this part, Jonny is talking about how he was stuck in miserable traffic for far too long, and while stuck he was able to really scrutinize the tarmac spreaders being carried on the truck in front of him. These tarmac spreaders – we’d probably call them steamrollers (or more accurately, drum compactors) here – were Hamm HD13 models.
I bet Jonny’s view looked something like this:

Jonny noted the lovely taillights on the HD13, small charming oval units inset into the bodywork, one set of lights for brake/tail/indicator, and another just for reverse lamps. He appreciated the appealing and charming look of the brake/tail/indicator lights, and speculated that they were likely 1961 to 1967 Volkswagen Beetle taillights; at this point, Richard suggested they put the call out to me, the dork for whom obsessions with Beetles and taillights are well-established.
So, while I apologize for being so late, I’m more than happy to address this fascinating subject. And, I should mention that Jonny is no slouch here, as 1961 (well, model year 1962 but still) to 1967 is the correct period for a particular type of oval Beetle taillight! You can see them here on this chart:

Now, I see what Jonny was getting at; those lights absolutely look like ’62-’67 Beetle taillights. Actually, if we really, really want to get geeky, which I assure you we do, they look like the wonderful 1960-only, Italian- and Australian-market only “50-50” taillights:

The Hamm HD13’s lights look an awful lot like the rare 50-50 VW taillights, but I don’t think they actually are those, nor do I think they are the ’61-’67 Beetle lights. But, they are related, in that they’re made by the same company that made the VW lights for so many decades: Hella.
In fact, I believe they are these taillights:

Yes, I think what caught Jonny’s eye were Hella 2SD 343 130-071 Combination Rear Lights, which it looks like you can pick up for just under $30. They’re very close to the old VW lights, but have a nice slight arch in the divide between red and amber, like a seeing a distant hill at sunset.
I actually noticed these lights myself on a trip to Germany in 2021, where they were used on a forklift:

In an article for the Old Site I wrote about these (and all the other wonderful utility vehicle taillights seen in Europe, which are far more varied and wonderful than what we tend to see in the States) I actually had essentially the same sort of thought as Jonny did, saying
“Also, I feel like these would make excellent replacement lights for a lot of pre-’68 Volkswagen Beetles, early Porsche 356s, DKWs and Saabs.”
…because it’s very easy to imagine how well these would work on an old Beetle. I don’t know if they’re exactly the same size or shape, but given Hella’s long history making taillights for Volkswagens, it’s hard to imagine that those old lights weren’t at the very least a design inspiration for these.
I hope Jonny isn’t too disappointed that these are not the exact same taillights, but I also hope both Jonny and Richard find some solace in knowing the answer. They’re still fantastic taillights, and I have to applaud any and all acts of public taillight appreciation. They’re one of the small joys of life, and deserve to be celebrated!






I suspect that when Jason was a baby, his dad went to junk yards (pull apart was also an infant then) and made a mobile over Jason’s crib out of tail lights his dad pulled from the yard.
LOL. More likely he put his crib in the garage to escape the !&$# crying, and that caused Jason to “imprint” on the rear lights of their Beetle. Jason’s just “following the herd” now.
What the hell Jason! Have you been keeping up on your follow up appointments after the vein by your heart acted like a British Lucas wiring harness? Jason, you have me worried. You are the tail light king dammit!!!!!!
It brings me great joy to have heard Richard rep Torch and Torch pick up the thread here and get to the bottom of this for Jonny. Restores some balance to the universe for me.
Mmm….ham forklift… (imagines a ham big enough a forklift’s needed to drop it on the table)
George: Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of c̶h̶e̶e̶s̶e̶ ham the size of a c̶a̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r̶y̶ forklift!
Jerry: Before we go any further, I’d just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of c̶h̶e̶e̶s̶e̶ ham with some sort of bachelor paradise.
So, because my kid’s of the age where I’ve been to a lot of fun farms, on a lot of hay rides, staring at the ass end of a lot of John Deere tractors, I just want to say, a lot of them look to have mutated VW elephant foot taillights, at least as a taillight neophyte. I mean, they’re way too big to be a VW part, it doesn’t look like at any point they did use VW parts which would cause it to evolve to this point, I just get VW vibes.
https://www.deere.ca/assets/images/tractors/e-series/5075e-tractor/5075E_Rear_Left_studio_graphic_1024x576_aug_large_f1b3626adfebb6735fde893509d0f594588d4f9d.jpg
I *do* know know our new local zoomobile is heavily VW-based (down to just using an Amarok interior), but used pretty generic taillights.
https://deltrain.com/trains/tagus-fresh/
Those are Hella nice taillights.
COTD right there
Can’t deny that fact. Yup, COTD
Johnny’s The Late Brake Show is one of my favorite YouTube channels and it VERY much conveys The Autopian spirit!
That Matra Rancho – woof.
Not only did you know the model, but you had personal photos and prior written work about them? Bravo. Beautiful.
“German-Made Utility Vehicle Taillights and Me (This Thing is Totally My Bag, Baby)” – By Jason Danger Torchinsky .
I miss the “Sniff Petrol” blog.
Well, now I am eagerly anticipating some puppet podcasts with Puppet Torch. Or maybe just Torch and Puppet Adrian. That could minimize the height difference and allow for better framing when shooting the videos.
Punch and Judy
“The smoky Brazillian” sounds like a risky sex move.
It’s especially risky if you’re a mad Belgian.
It’s probably on Urban Dictionary
I volunteer David to take a Hamm and make a Flintstone-mobile out of it.
Now I’m wanting to get a 1962-’67 Beetle and put those Hella 2SD 343 130-071 combination rear lights on it just to mess with any VW anoraks stuck behind me in rush hour traffic…
I believe they prefer to be called “VW Amoraks” these days.
Ha, yeah, only VW anoraks would get that reference. Well played.
I have a long road trip this weekend and will be listening to 10 or so of their most recent pod casts. I’ve gotten quite behind. It gets me through West Texas where cell signal is crap. Now, I know to listen for this.
Having the lights inset like that, whilst going for style points, makes them harder to see and reduces their viewing angle. They would have been better to have been flush-mounted and, if some protection needed, a bit of trim over the top that extends beyond the light to keep them from being accidentally tapped by someone dropping something on then.
It’s a bright orange machine, travelling at a max of about five miles per hour. I doubt viewing angle of the rear lights is a high priority.
The road is usually closed when they’re being driven on the soft asphalt too.
Because night doesn’t happen.
Hey, I want to be seen when I “borrow” a steamroller at night and drive it home!
Also, in North America at least, the big lawyer mafia would insist that these things beep loud enough to be heard half a mile away every time they move.