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This Self-Ejecting Battery Pack Seems Like A Fantastic Way To Cause An International Incident

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Here’s a statement that shouldn’t be controversial by now: Electric cars are less likely to catch fire than combustion-powered cars, but battery pack fires are fiercer and harder to actually stop than most combustion vehicle fires due to the heat and intensity of thermal runaway. It’s a modern problem we’re still trying to solve, so a company in China decided to employ the Patrick Starr solution of taking the thermal runaway and shoving it somewhere else. Rapidly, I may add.

The resulting video footage is dramatic, showing what appears to be a pyrotechnic solution that simply launches a smoking battery pack out to the side. The pack appears to travel more than the length of a the Chery iCar 03T, so let’s call it 10 to 20 feet. It’s some serious James Bond stuff, but also the sort of tech that could cause an international incident.

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Depending on where you are, a lot of things can be within 10 to 20 feet of a vehicle. Imagine driving up to an international border, stopping at the checkpoint, and having your battery pack decide to launch itself into the guard booth next to your vehicle. Everyone on Twitter will think you’re a terrorist, but you’re just the victim of an unfortunately-timed battery pack fire and questionably implemented projectile technology. Or, imagine the headlines if a battery pack ejects at the wrong moment in traffic. “421 Dead After Battery Pack Hits Clown Car”. Sorry kids/in-laws/neurodivergent partner with a PT Barnum special interest/pet elephant looking for its long-lost relatives, no circus tonight.

Battery pack ejector
Source: China Automobile Collision Repair & Technology Research Center

It’s worth noting that several vehicles have notable safety-focused implementations of pyrotechnics. The Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG has exploding bolts for its gullwing door hinges because being trapped in an upside-down vehicle is bad. The Lexus LC 500 and certain Jaguar F-Types have pyrotechnic rams that shove their hoods upward on impact for pedestrian safety. Many modern cars have pyro fuses that rapidly disconnect power in the event of a collision, but guess what all of these things have in common? That’s right, they aren’t firing a rhino’s worth of batteries towards unsuspecting bystanders.

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So, whose idea is this battery pack launcher, anyway? While the technology was shown off at an event called the “Power Battery Launch Technology Demonstration and Exchange Meeting” and the banner on the side of the vehicle suggests involvement by the China Automobile Collision Repair Technology Research Center, thing are a little murky now that once-said to be involved party Joyson appears to have denounced the technology. As the Epoch Times reports:

Joyson Electronics responded to mainland media yesterday, saying that they do not have any form of cooperative development agreement with the “China Collision Repair Technology Research Center”.

It is reported that the China Automobile Collision Repair Technology Research Center belongs to the Matt Group, which owns independent brands such as Welion, BANTAM, and MAXIMA.

Regardless of who’s responsible, this battery pack launcher falls along the lines of “cool, now never do that again.” An automotive battery pack is a huge thing to have as a projectile, and turning a battery pack fire into a problem for whoever’s next to you is just plain inconsiderate. If you were ever a dumb teenager trying to start a barbecue with way too much lighter fluid, your first thought after “Oh my god, my eyebrows” probably wasn’t to chuck the whole thing onto the neighbor’s lawn, yeah?

[Editor’s Note: I think everybody is missing the real, less obvious application here: ultra-fast and exciting battery swaps! Imagine pulling into a battery swap station as your battery blasts out one side, and a new battery blasts into the other! Then an attendant yanks your door open and smacks you, hard, just to keep the vibe going! This could be the future! – JT]

Top graphic image: China Automobile Collision Repair Technology Research Center

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Harvey Firebirdman
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Harvey Firebirdman
3 months ago

You go picking up little Timmy from school and his bullies are chasing him to your car but next thing you know your car decides to eject the barriers at his bullies.

Tony D
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Tony D
3 months ago

LaForge! Eject the warp core!

StillNotATony
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StillNotATony
3 months ago

Slartibartfast would call this making the battery an SEP.

Somebody else’s problem, for those of you who aren’t familiar with The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy series.

I don't hate manual transmissions
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I don't hate manual transmissions
3 months ago

This would make the Formula E pit stops more exciting.

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
3 months ago

I imagine some unsupervised engineers thought “lets see what happens if” and then we ended up here. Its freaking hilarious, and a TERRIBLE idea, all at the same time.

Bags
Bags
3 months ago
Reply to  Lockleaf

“see, the problem is that people can get trapped in the burning car and die”

Engineer A “what if we just made door handles that worked?”
Supervisor “hmmmm, ok, interesting. Anyone else? No such thing as a bad idea”
Engineer B “what if we yeeted the battery pack 15 feet from the car if it catches fire”
Supervisor “…..brilliant”

Pru L
Pru L
3 months ago

Single-use Molotov battery! It will disable your getaway vehicle, of course, but everyone will be too busy trying to get away from the pallet of fire coming at then to pay attention to you. Perfect for wanna-be arsonists!

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
3 months ago
Reply to  Pru L

I just giggled a little bit at “pallet of fire”.

Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
3 months ago
Reply to  Lockleaf

I’d claim it for a band name if I had the slightest shred of anything resembling musical talent.

Hangover Grenade
Hangover Grenade
3 months ago

The battery launches out and underneath the EV next to it, which then catches fire, causing the battery to eject out of the side, which slides underneath the EV……..

Holley
Holley
3 months ago

The mistake you’re making is assuming this is intended as a safety feature. I like to think they’re actually trying to usher us into a glorious Mario Kart future.

FormerTXJeepGuy
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FormerTXJeepGuy
3 months ago

Hang on, the Epoch Times? Not sure I’d trust anything from that publication.

TheFanciestCat
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TheFanciestCat
3 months ago

Can I interest you in tickets to Shen Yun?

FormerTXJeepGuy
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FormerTXJeepGuy
3 months ago
Reply to  TheFanciestCat

As I told the last hawker who asked me that, I’m not interested in supporting your cult.

10001010
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10001010
3 months ago

Dude they are so insistent!

TheFanciestCat
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TheFanciestCat
3 months ago

Yeah, I was kind of curious for the spectacle until I heard more. The most recent ads we’ve gotten said something like “experience the glory of China before communism” and featured clips of audience members reacting the way people react when they pretend to like propaganda because it agrees with them.

M SV
M SV
3 months ago

If they could launch it while spraying some kind of foam in the battery and fm-200 or something like it. I could see it but you are just launching a very heavy flaming brick out of the side. It’s seems like in China of all markets with lots of traffic this is an especially terirble idea.

Hotdoughnutsnow
Hotdoughnutsnow
3 months ago
Reply to  M SV

Launch it into a fireproof asbestos ziplock bag to suffocate it, and make for easier cleanup.

Grey alien in a beige sedan
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Grey alien in a beige sedan
3 months ago

How do you say “hold my beer” in Chinese?

Vanagan
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Vanagan
3 months ago

Why not drop it on the ground, and then a fire suppressor is activated over top the battery?

RC
RC
3 months ago
Reply to  Vanagan

Most fires suppressants work by eliminating oxygen, which, ahem… may not be something you’d want inadvertently (or even intentionally) released into the cab.

Vanagan
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Vanagan
3 months ago
Reply to  RC

I meant once it drops, the suppressor would be activated, but I guess you are correct, it would be possible to activate by fault (if it possible, it will happen) and then a group would be asphyxiated. Back to the drawing board.

ChefCJ
ChefCJ
3 months ago

The designer, Q, would like you to return the batteries in one piece this time

OttosPhotos
OttosPhotos
3 months ago

I’m all for this, but I’d eject sections of the battery at a time, so you can still take off after disabling the idiot that tried to change into your lane.

ImissmyoldScout
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ImissmyoldScout
3 months ago

Seems like a logical inclusion for the next James Bond car. I hope Q is reading this.

Rippstik
Rippstik
3 months ago

Imagine you’re just living your best life, taking a walk around the block, and suddenly (without much warning), you’re sent to a career change of pirate with peg legs?

Bizness Comma Nunya
Bizness Comma Nunya
3 months ago

This is… not a great idea.

Maybe to launch a battery pack out of a commercial airliner that is having thermal issues over the ocean or a less populated area?

But thermal runaway prediction/prevention is getting better and better, especially due to advanced AI/ML models. I’ve seen problematic batteries get flagged for removal after AI/ML modeled software sees trends of lithium plating, and the thermal event did occur about a month afterward removing the battery from the vehicle.

This is all through software only, and can even be applied to old packs in the field.

Regardless of what the headlines say, it is getting better every day.

Library of Context
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Library of Context
3 months ago

But with this battery launching technology, all the old packs will already be in a field, or a park, or a river, or an elementary school…

Bizness Comma Nunya
Bizness Comma Nunya
3 months ago

hahaha good point.

Bags
Bags
3 months ago

Pedestrian wounded, driver charged with battery

Last edited 3 months ago by Bags
Rippstik
Rippstik
3 months ago
Reply to  Bags

Dammit, take my like.

Hotdoughnutsnow
Hotdoughnutsnow
3 months ago
Reply to  Bags

Reminds me of the funniest joke in the world, weaponized by British troops in WWII, as recounted by Monty Python:

“There were zwei [two] peanuts walking down der strasse [street]. Und one was assaulted… peanut!”

Adam Rice
Adam Rice
3 months ago

Make your problem everyone else’s problem. Probably invented by the same guy who invented the leaf blower, after spending a week pounding Four Locos and watching UFC.

A Tangle of Kraken
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A Tangle of Kraken
3 months ago
Reply to  Adam Rice

If you’re not part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Last edited 3 months ago by A Tangle of Kraken
Alexk98
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Alexk98
3 months ago

I also really don’t understand what this hopes to accomplish? Save the car should a pack ignite? Ok cool, well to do that you have to practically shoot the pack out of the car like a mortar, which will cut battery cables, leave a hole in the body of the car, and leave residues from the accelerant and possible fire. All of that while having a less well integrated battery, the *numerous* liability concerns, cost to implement and more! China truly is leading the way in EV Tech!

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
3 months ago
Reply to  Alexk98

They are better at stealing technology than creating it.

VanGuy
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VanGuy
3 months ago
Reply to  Alexk98

Not the car; the battery is still the most valuable part of it, so the car is still totaled at the point where it ejects it.

The point is that (if it worked as designed) this would lead to better survival outcomes for the occupants.

Arch Duke Maxyenko
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Arch Duke Maxyenko
3 months ago

If only the car yelled out “HAMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” every time it ejected the battery

A Tangle of Kraken
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A Tangle of Kraken
3 months ago

“As the Epoch Times reports”
If that’s the source, I now doubt the existence of Chinese electric cars.

Last edited 3 months ago by A Tangle of Kraken
SNL-LOL Jr
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SNL-LOL Jr
3 months ago

Epoch Times make The Daily Fail look like The New York Times.

TK-421
TK-421
3 months ago

Now do that for ICE fires! Maybe shoot the offending 4cyl straight up into the air.

Emil Minty
Emil Minty
3 months ago

Isn’t there already a simple system for VW Beetles which just automatically releases fire suppressant?

(Though a Beetle which spontaneously ejects its engine would be kinda cool.)

Last edited 3 months ago by Emil Minty
LTDScott
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LTDScott
3 months ago

Ejecto charge-o, cuz!

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