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What Are The Most Iconic Accessories For Cars?

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Apropos of nothing, I suddenly had to know the history of Little Tree Car Freshners (not fresheners, it’s freshners) and that got me thinking about today’s Autopian Asks question – though I gotta say, it’ll be hard to beat Little Trees as a truly iconic car accessory. Especially if we’re thinking about accessories that go beyond the items car people clamor for (or used to) such as Recaro seats, Holley carbs, Nardi steering wheels and such.

The true icons, to me, are those car accessories that even “normies” know about and purchase. Like my college buddy who didn’t know beans about cars, but he knew a foot-shaped gas pedal was cool, and by gum, he had one. What qualifies as such a thing today? Perhaps a skull shift knob? Chain-link license plate frame? Stick-on fender vents? I don’t know, you tell me.

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Probably not iconic: Winky The White Cat, from J.C. Whitney (about which Torch has written at least four times). Ten bucks says Winky is bigger and scarier than you’re imagining. Have a look!

Oh, and back to Little Tree Air Freshners real quick, in case you were wondering:

In 1952, a milk truck driver in northern New York complained to Julius Sämann about the smell of spilled milk. To address this issue, Julius combined exceptional fragrances with specialized blotter material and invented the first car air freshener. He gave it the shape of an abstract evergreen tree in honor of his years extracting aromatic oils in Canada’s pine forests.

These air fresheners proved an efficient, high-quality solution to a common problem and soon they were flying off shelves. Orders started rolling in from all over the country and quickly gained a strong international following. Julius’ pioneering product has become a global symbol of freshness and quality.

Now you know! Let’s get to it in the comments: What Are The Most Iconic Accessories For Cars?

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RoadandQuack
RoadandQuack
1 month ago

Deer Whistles.

No. 1 accessory for your 1990’s luxobarge. Gives off a stately look for less than $10 and keeps your car from becoming one with nature.

VanGuy
VanGuy
1 month ago

What, I’m the first to mention the Fuel Shark?

Drew
Drew
1 month ago
Reply to  VanGuy

It’s not an accessory, but a necessity. And a way of life.

Mechanical Pig
Mechanical Pig
1 month ago
Reply to  VanGuy

That seems to have fallen out of favor, it’s offspring are the fake dongles that go in the OBD2 port that do nothing other than blink a LED at you to appear to be “on” and “tuning” your car to use 90% less fuel while also making 50% more power.

Parsko
Parsko
1 month ago

Plastic cupholder that clip into the window. The drink sweat would drip down onto your forearm.

Red865
Red865
1 month ago
Reply to  Parsko

Better than sticking between your legs….

Lizardman in a human suit
Lizardman in a human suit
1 month ago
Reply to  Red865

Until you take a turn and the too big cup you shoved in it dumps in your lap.

I Heart Japanese Cars
I Heart Japanese Cars
1 month ago
Reply to  Red865

That’s how you get “Beer Nuts.”

John Crouch
John Crouch
1 month ago

Well for me it was the CD’s hanging from the rear view mirror. Flashing the sun. never got that.

Bags
Bags
1 month ago
Reply to  John Crouch

My buddy’s sister got pulled over for fuzzy dice on the mirror.
*Technically* they block your field of view and are therefore not legal. Also technically parking permits and the disabled placards fall in that same boat. So practically, it’s all a “gives cops who already want to pull you over a reason to pull you over” thing. So yeah, no CDs for me (or dice, or graduation tassels, or rosary beads, or any of the dozens of things people hang from their mirror) even though I’m not a teenager dealing with bored hometown cops anymore.

Drew
Drew
1 month ago

Another accessory is mud tires that get chewed up too fast because they’re on pavement all the time. See that a lot.

Dalton
Dalton
1 month ago

A single novelty bumper sticker offset to one side of a car.

A Tangle of Kraken
A Tangle of Kraken
1 month ago
Reply to  Dalton

to cover the hole in the bumper

Drew
Drew
1 month ago

You mentioned the fake vents, but fake hood scoops are definitely up there these days.

Tint is probably the biggest one, at least in warmer climates. Whether it’s just to reduce heat or the illegal limo tint some folks throw on, it’s on all sorts of cars driven by all sorts of people.

Last edited 1 month ago by Drew
Howie
Howie
1 month ago
Reply to  Drew

Near me in metro west Boston, there is a Cadillac SUV that is covered in spiky silver studs. And a couple stick-on vents

Drew
Drew
1 month ago
Reply to  Howie

There are a lot of the spiky studs on Nissans around here, but I haven’t seen them on much else. A couple of those Nissans also have window stickers promoting their Instagrams, which seems weird.

Howie
Howie
1 month ago
Reply to  Drew

This one, every horizontal surface is outlined with em. It even has a stick on hoodscoop that is outlined

Drew
Drew
1 month ago
Reply to  Howie

Wow. That’s dedication to the craft. I’ve done some arts and crafts, and I would never have the patience to glue that much shit to anything, even if I didn’t find the idea ridiculous.

Howie
Howie
1 month ago
Reply to  Drew

Oh yah. You can’t look away, it really is some kind old statement. It’s gotten more elaborate over time

JumboG
JumboG
1 month ago
Reply to  Howie

There’s a guy in my town who has a F-150 covered in chrome strips which look to be door ding protectors. But even square inch of his truck is covered in them, and not neatly, either, more of a hodge-podge.

Howie
Howie
1 month ago
Reply to  JumboG

I have seen that. Its a real Latino car scene thing, at least around Boston. Doors, trunk, etc. i have seen it done really meticulously. Hey, if thats what you’re into.

Black Peter
Black Peter
1 month ago
Reply to  Drew

This needs more upvotes, as it is the real “icon”. Stick on or screw on fake hood scoops date back decades and have endured to present day. Some fad accessories like chrome trim come and go, but I think the fake scoop has consistently existed the longest.

Red865
Red865
1 month ago
Reply to  Drew

those stick on aero fins along the rear roof…

Drew
Drew
1 month ago
Reply to  Red865

On almost every Altima and some Hondas around here. I’m starting to feel like they’re a factory accessory from Nissan and Honda.

Buckeye Bolt
Buckeye Bolt
1 month ago
Reply to  Red865

Those are vortex generators, and they always seem to be on the front and installed backwards around here.

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
1 month ago
Reply to  Drew

The golden fake hood scoop on my Geo Prism back in the day really jazzed things up.

Bronco2CombustionBoogaloo
Bronco2CombustionBoogaloo
1 month ago

Yosemite Sam “Back Off!” mudflaps.

Howie
Howie
1 month ago

Had them from PO on my 88 Chevy k1500

D-dub
D-dub
1 month ago

Also too the reclining woman silhouette mudflaps. In chrome if you have any class at all.

Citrus
Citrus
1 month ago
Reply to  D-dub

Personally I’ll take the reclining large man.

Bleeder
Bleeder
1 month ago
Reply to  D-dub

This is the one I was going to suggest! Classy!

Arch Duke Maxyenko
Arch Duke Maxyenko
1 month ago

Antenna Balls

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
1 month ago

Well Torch being a style leader/trend setter, expect big growth in hood switches.

Bags
Bags
1 month ago
Reply to  Hoonicus

In particular switches that control something that you’d absolutely want to be inside of the car. Hood mounted AC, hood mounted headlight switches, maybe hood mounted window switches or answering a hands-free phone call?

Bruno Ealo
Bruno Ealo
1 month ago

Stick on Deer Alerts.We would always laugh when a car came in the shop for bodywork with deer damage and those alerts were stuck on the bumper.We had one guy that had them on the roof,bumper,fenders but still ran into a deer.My personal favorite was always the Sidewalk Scrapers.

JDE
JDE
1 month ago
Reply to  Bruno Ealo

listen, you don’t know the pain of scraping your new wide whites on 15X8 wheels on your malaise era caddy pre 360 camera systems. Curb Feelers were a god send to many a Pimp.

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
1 month ago
Reply to  Bruno Ealo

Maybe he had the deer things backwards. They attracted them.

Logan King
Logan King
1 month ago

Louvers on 80s coupes.

Howie
Howie
1 month ago
Reply to  Logan King

Have em on my 83 280zx, from PO. They don’t clear the rear wiper

Last edited 1 month ago by Howie
Jdoubledub
Jdoubledub
1 month ago

Fart can on a Honda.

D-dub
D-dub
1 month ago
Reply to  Jdoubledub

Smokestack on a brodozer

Live2ski
Live2ski
1 month ago

for EVs it would be the NACS to CCS adaptor

Ash78
Ash78
1 month ago

Drop hitches. I’m convinced 90% of truck owners don’t use them regularly (and they sure as f*ck don’t remove them when not in use!) and that it’s just a subtle reminder that their truck is lifted. The irony the other day was seeing a Z71 Silverado with ~3″ of combined lift, scraping its hitch on a normal residential driveway because the departure angle was about as good as a luxobarge.

Rant over.

Before manuals started dying, I would say custom shift knobs — golf balls, 8-balls, T handles, you name it. That was often the first (or only) thing that manual drivers did to set themselves apart from the mainstream.

Also RIP: Aftermarket stereos, which largely disappeared along with DIN slots.

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1 month ago
Reply to  Ash78

For sure on the hitches. Most I see have a spotless chrome ball with no marks or grease to indicate it has ever been used. I think most have them for the sole purpose of inflicting more damage if any car were to rear end them. As if a bumper at face level wasn’t enough of a deterrent.

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Jdoubledub
Jdoubledub
1 month ago

I’ll take this as confirmation that it should be greased. Just started using a utility trailer for dump trips in my Outback and I was like “that metal-to-metal contact on something that rotates and bounces seems sus. I’m gonna grease that ball”

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1 month ago
Reply to  Jdoubledub

I’ve always greased mine, but I also take it out when I’m not using it so I may just be doing things wrong.

Drew
Drew
1 month ago

You are doing things right. I’m always tempted to remove tow hitches and throw them into the bed when I see them, but I don’t need a confrontation (or a bullet hole) for messing with someone’s vehicle.

Jdoubledub
Jdoubledub
1 month ago

I also remove mine and curse myself for greasing it because of the mess on my hand. Washington state has a law that if you get rearended with the hitch installed you will be ticketed. Insurance companies lobbied for that I think because it makes claims way more expensive from the increased damage.

Bags
Bags
1 month ago
Reply to  Jdoubledub

For what it’s worth – when I worked at U-haul the drawbar “kits” (the ones that came with the drawbar, the ball, and the pin) came with a little tube of grease. It was metallic-y looking stuff, so I assume it was meant to leave some friction-reduction properties behind after some of the grease itself washed away.

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
1 month ago
Reply to  Jdoubledub

“I’m gonna grease that ball”

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

We get it, you’ll be in your bunk.

Ben
Ben
1 month ago
Reply to  Jdoubledub

If you’re going to grease it you need to make sure it’s covered when not in use. Otherwise it will attract grit and instead of providing lubrication it will just grind the hitch ball away.

I’ve towed 10s of thousands of miles over the past 15 years without greasing my hitch ball and while it does wear some, I’ve never worn one out completely. I also take it off and store it in the garage when not in use though so it doesn’t rust from weather exposure like the permanently installed ones do.

Jdoubledub
Jdoubledub
1 month ago
Reply to  Ben

An excellent point on keeping it clean.

TheDrunkenWrench
TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago
Reply to  Ash78

My fav shift knob I have is a chunk of a B16 camshaft. The shape of the lobes lend themselves well to the hand, and it adds a nice a mount of weight over a stock unit.

Max Headbolts
Max Headbolts
1 month ago

My current fave is a $15 Dragon Ball Z Seven Star Dragon Ball that my boys helped me pickout. It’s clear Orange acrylic, and fairly large for a shift knob. Everyone who’s used it raves about it, and unlike the solid aluminum TRD Knob I had in mt Scion it stats temperature agnostic.

I Heart Japanese Cars
I Heart Japanese Cars
1 month ago

Very curious about this one.

TheDrunkenWrench
TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago

I bought it off a machinist for $50 on the Gencoupe forums, like 14 years ago.

LTDScott
LTDScott
1 month ago
Reply to  Ash78

You mean installing an entire trailer hitch on a vehicle? Or leaving the ball mount permanently in the hitch receiver while not actually towing? I feel the former is rare but the latter is common. I remove my ball mount as soon as I’m done towing.

Drew
Drew
1 month ago
Reply to  LTDScott

The receiver is fine. It’s unobtrusive and could also be used to mount a bike rack or something (which should also be removed when not in use). It’s the drop hitch and the towball that are ridiculous accessories on a lot of vehicles. The move seems to be to get the pickup lifted enough that you would need a drop hitch to tow, get the drop hitch, leave it mounted (with the shiny clean ball mount or even triple ball over the sidewalk, at least around here), and not use it.

Last edited 1 month ago by Drew
Ash78
Ash78
1 month ago
Reply to  LTDScott

The offenders probably don’t even know the difference in the two designations 😉

Red865
Red865
1 month ago
Reply to  Ash78

Those hitches on back of full size trucks are the bane of my existence driving through urban parking garages w/ 2 way traffic…not careful, will ‘can opener’ the passenger side of your car.

Last edited 1 month ago by Red865
Drew
Drew
1 month ago
Reply to  Red865

And there’s always one that’s on a quad-cab long bed taking up the whole driving lane because it couldn’t fit into the spot and the driver refuses to go park on the top deck.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago
Reply to  Drew

In the “compact car only” space at the end of a row that is that so there’s turning room.

Luxobarge
Luxobarge
1 month ago
Reply to  Ash78

because the departure angle was about as good as a luxobarge.

Hey!

Hangover Grenade
Hangover Grenade
1 month ago
Reply to  Ash78

I had a Nissan Frontier with the long-ass manual shifter, and I added a Miller High Life beer tap onto that.

TheDrunkenWrench
TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago

If you mean accessories that anyone adds, it’s probably the 12V cigarette lighter charger.It’s had many forms, but we’ve been charging/powering devices by the lighter socket since probably a week after they added the socket to a car.

Professionally installed accessory though? Window tint.

Angry Bob
Angry Bob
1 month ago

I often wonder is kids these days know why the 12v car plug is the shape that it is. It’s a poorly designed plug, for that matter. When I use one, I usually have to hold it in place with one hand while my phone is charging. I’m sure new cars come with USB power plugs, but nothing I drive is new enough to have one.

Howie
Howie
1 month ago
Reply to  Angry Bob

83 280zx has a wrong diameter for the new stuff. Apparently cig lighters are a different size than a Power port

Ash78
Ash78
1 month ago
Reply to  Angry Bob

Our 2015 has a USB-A port but it always wants to auto-pair with the phone, so I just end up using an adaptor plugged into the 12V.

The good thing about the 12V is that it keeps up with the changes in tech a lot better than fixed outlets. Just buy a new adaptor for whatever you need this year.

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
1 month ago
Reply to  Ash78

Easy solution for the USB port, get a power-only USB cable. The data lines are left out so only the power signal reaches your phone/device. Also useful when traveling and would like to use public USB ports to charge but don’t want malware loaded onto your phone.

Chartreuse Bison
Chartreuse Bison
1 month ago

In the car just stick with the cigarette lighter adapter, because a usb port on a 2015 almost certainly is the standard half an amp that only makes your phone die slightly slower.

Last edited 1 month ago by Chartreuse Bison
MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
1 month ago

With the power-only cables I don’t think it would matter anyway. Without data, devices that can accept higher currents can’t request the higher current so they are stuck at the slower charging rates.

Still, slowing down the battery drain is better than nothing if you don’t have a charging adaptor with enough outputs for everyone in the car, or you need the adaptor for something else.

Bob
Bob
1 month ago

Oh, thanks for that. I was in a small airport last week, out of power, most of the seating had ports but I was NOT about to plug in. TSA is even running ads now advising against it.

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
1 month ago
Reply to  Bob

If you travel a lot, another solution is to get a power-bank battery. Charge your device from the power-bank and charge the power bank from the public chargers.

Bob
Bob
1 month ago

I have several, but airlines and TSA are just starting to get cautious about batteries onboard recently. I think they probably won’t be able to stand on that, but at the moment I’ve seen some inconsistent signals about what’s allowed. I’m not taking one until I’m more sure I won’t have to toss it.

Last edited 1 month ago by Bob
MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
1 month ago
Reply to  Bob

My understanding is the TSA is banning the batteries from checked luggage, not carry-on. My whole family has the phone-sized batteries and we have been flying with them as part of carry-on luggage with no issues. My daughter goes to college overseas, so she flies several times a year and has never had an issue. Plus you can get decent ones off Amazon for ~$25, so not the end of the world if the TSA takes it.

Mechanical Pig
Mechanical Pig
1 month ago

Actual cigarette lighter sockets are a little different (shallower) than a generic “12v outlet”. It’s on purpose so you couldn’t stick a lighter in a socket not intended for it, i.e, that isn’t designed to get quite hot. If you tried, even “pushing in” the lighter it wouldn’t make contact with the button at the end so wouldn’t complete the circuit.

But vice versa, you can shove any 12v male plug into a cig lighter socket and it’ll work fine, although the plug might not seat in all the way and be kinda wobbly.

I think the last vehicle I owned that actually had a “lighter” outlet was a 2001 (last of the 2nd gens) Ram 1500. It had both, one was clearly labeled as “power outlet”, the other was the for the lighter. Even on the fuse panel, they had different circuits, with one labeled as “Cigar Lighter” vs “12v Outlet”, and the lighter only worked in it’s designated socket. Of course it had an little cubby with the ashtray right next to it.

Now the 12v outlet is often used for charging vapes, so in a sense it’s still serving the same purpose.

Ben
Ben
1 month ago

Still annoyed by the fact that GM removed 12V outlets completely from their latest generation of trucks. I had to get a USB to 12V adapter (that only sort of works) in order to keep using my GPS and TPMS systems.

Bendanzig
Bendanzig
1 month ago

Would floor mats count? There is strong aftermarket availability, and some models have the rubber or carpet mats as a dealer add on, so they aren’t always included. They have been around for a very long time as well, so aren’t a short lived trend like those crown air fresheners, curb feelers, or hanging a cd from your rear view mirror.

Bendanzig
Bendanzig
1 month ago
Reply to  Bendanzig

If it doesn’t have to be regularly used or widely recognized, there is only really one correct answer. The Hot Dog Sizzler.

Hotdoughnutsnow
Hotdoughnutsnow
1 month ago

One true king: The bumper sticker

Bob
Bob
1 month ago

Some of which make you go faster and some of which don’t. “This Car Climbed Mt Washington” is a solid brag, and good on you. “STP” (and I’m reaching back, but once quite iconic) added 2 horsepowers.

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
1 month ago
Reply to  Bob

When I see the climbed MT Washington, I think “What on the back of a flat bed?”

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago
Reply to  Arrest-me Red

“And miss the chance to ride the cog railway?”

Gubbin
Gubbin
1 month ago
Reply to  Bob

I once saw a window sticker advertising a sticker company. Added at least 2 meta-horsepower.

Bob
Bob
1 month ago
Reply to  Gubbin

[Immediately begins googling]

Harvey Sweeney
Harvey Sweeney
1 month ago
Reply to  Bob

“13.1” for showing off you run half marathons while convincing yourself you’re not bragging.

Bob
Bob
1 month ago
Reply to  Bob

Update. STP sticker on a new-ish Kia yesterday. Mind blown.

NC Miata NA
NC Miata NA
1 month ago

Indeed it is the bumper sticker, everything else is just competing for a distant 2nd place. With all the trends in the automotive world that have come and gone, the bumper sticker has endured for 80+ years.

NC Miata NA
NC Miata NA
1 month ago

Indeed it is the bumper sticker, everything else is just competing for a distant 2nd place. With all the trends in the automotive world that have come and gone, the bumper sticker has endured for 80+ years.

Howie
Howie
1 month ago

Watch for Moose!

Pisco Sour
Pisco Sour
1 month ago

The “My other car is a…” bumper sticker! (also seen on license plate frames)

LTDScott
LTDScott
1 month ago

The antenna ball. A staple of 76 gas stations and Jack in the Box restaurants for years. Homer Simpson approved.

In fact, I actually installed a separate fake antenna on The Homer (my 24 Hours of Lemons racecar) purely to have an antenna ball. Sadly the ball flew off somewhere between San Diego and San Jose before our last race a few weeks ago.

Hotdoughnutsnow
Hotdoughnutsnow
1 month ago
Reply to  LTDScott

I worked at Circuit City’s HQ when they rebranded to the red circle logo; I was stoked when they gave out antenna balls at a work event. I might still have one in the attic.

PlatinumZJ
PlatinumZJ
1 month ago
Reply to  LTDScott

I remember when Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. jumped on that bandwagon in the late ’90s – it seemed like every car in the parking lot had one of those little stars on the antenna.

TK-421
TK-421
1 month ago

Past: air freshners.

Current: steering wheel covers. Almost every store in America carries a few.

Future: LED lights, either interior or exterior. Especially thanks to Amazon. (And not because I’m figuring out a way to add some to the GR-C’s wheel wells for a night autocross.

TheDrunkenWrench
TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago
Reply to  TK-421

I’m trying very hard to avoid adding full RGB underglow to my w126. As the kits are not cheap. But BY GOD I wanna embrace my inner ricer with LED lights.

V10omous
V10omous
1 month ago

Truck nuts

Balloondoggle
Balloondoggle
1 month ago
Reply to  V10omous

Or the EV version, wire nuts.

Hangover Grenade
Hangover Grenade
1 month ago
Reply to  Balloondoggle

If I had an EV, I would 100% 3D print a giant set of wire nuts for it.

Balloondoggle
Balloondoggle
1 month ago

The STL is out there, but I haven’t been willing to use that much filament on it.

Ash78
Ash78
1 month ago
Reply to  V10omous

The really funny thing is 90% of all the truck nuts I’ve ever seen were on donks, not trucks.

Mrbrown89
Mrbrown89
1 month ago

Phone holders, not iconic since they are different kinds and flavors but very neccesary for cars with no screens or apple carplay.

Tartpop
Tartpop
1 month ago

Fancy steering wheel covers. Anything from a tidy leather replacement wrap all the way to five inch long fuzz.

Last edited 1 month ago by Tartpop
Minivanlife
Minivanlife
1 month ago

Fuzzy dice on the mirror has to be on the list.

Also, maybe not ‘iconic’, but would recommend this podcast on the history of Truck Nutz to anyone interested: https://slate.com/podcasts/decoder-ring/2019/03/decoder-ring-explores-the-strange-and-wacky-world-of-novelty-testicle-products-truck-nutz-bulls-balls-neuticles-bike-balls-gunsticles-and-more

TheDrunkenWrench
TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago
Reply to  Minivanlife

The Dollop did an episode on Truck Nutz, and it’s probably one of their best episodes.
But trying to pick the best episode of The Dollop is like trying to pick the best song on Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours album.

Bob
Bob
1 month ago

Spoiler: it’s “The Chain.”

TheDrunkenWrench
TheDrunkenWrench
1 month ago
Reply to  Bob

To be fair, if you don’t love them now, then you will never love them again.

Bob
Bob
1 month ago

Icons, who were mostly just talking shit to each other for YEARS.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago

Meh, they’re Second Hand News.

Note: this pun was not intended to express my actual opinion of Fleetwood Mac, who are brilliant, or Rumours, which is one of the great albums of all time.

Last edited 1 month ago by DialMforMiata
Captain Muppet
Captain Muppet
1 month ago
Reply to  Minivanlife

A memory just bubbled to the surface of my brain: my 18th birthday. My first birthday as a driver (in the UK you can’t take your test until you’re 17). After breakfast and presents I walked out to my car, intending to drive to my girlfriend’s house.

There is something wrong with my car. I mean, it was a 1979 2CV, even out of the factory there was much that was wrong with it, but this was something new and weird. It was a sky blue car, but now it’s covered in big pink spots. I stop and stare, and something else resolves through the outrage I’m feeling: there is a huge pair of pink fluffy dice hanging from the mirror.

My girlfriend had made them, and then broken in to my car to fit them. She did the pink spots with card too, but it was the dice that really floored me.

Happy birthday me. My terrible car was now even more humiliating.

Still, she could break into a car, which was pretty cool/a massive red flag.

StillNotATony
StillNotATony
1 month ago

There can be only one: the Continental kit. Where the sometimes fake spare tire is stuck into a holder on the rear bumper.

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