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Which Cars Have The Best Butts?

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Picture a great-looking car in your mind. What angle do you see? Front view? Side? Maybe a three-quarter angle from the left corner? They’re all good, and certainly the views that designers focus on most to make what will be – fingers crossed – an attractive automobile. But that is not to diminish the importance of the rear end, which is how many more motorists will spend much more time admiring your car.

At the barest minimum, the rear end must inoffensively resolve the shapes flowing from the front of the car and neatly close off the shape. Although difficult to recall any one specifically, I know I’ve seen countless of rear ends that are just fine, completely as expected, no-chances-taken designs, which are perfectly OK. But when a design really goes for it, boy, does it stand out. I’m thinking of the Volvo 850’s skyscraper taillights, the Dodge Charger’s “racetrack” treatment, the Riviera’s boat tail in the topshot – you get it.

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I asked the gang for their own takes:

Laurence Valiant
Laurence Rogers

“Yes, I’m biased, Chrysler Valiant Charger.” – Everyone’s favorite Aussie and Pal Of David, Laurence Rogers. Bias or not, that’s a great rear end. Fourteen rectangles, impressive.

1990 Ferrari Testarossa Trm 1
Bring a Trailer

“Testarossa,” says Mark Tucker, adding …

1960 Desoto Adventurer Bat
Bring a Trailer

“Also gotta give a nod to my favorite tailfins ever, the 1960 DeSoto.” Fine choices!

Fd Rx7
Mazda

“I’m nominating the FD RX-7 without the usual rear spoiler. Those lines just speak to me,” sayeth Antti Kautonen. And I agree – indeed, the FD goes beyond nice butt into great ass territory.

2006 Chrysler Sebring, Rear Left, 08 21 2020
Chrysler

And here’s Stephen Walter Gossin, upon whom I can always count to go long with an AA answer, ’cause he’s a pal:

Gen 2 Sebring Convertible. You rarely see these anymore in traffic, and when you do, you’re greeted with styling that initially appears to be commonplace, but then you realize that it isn’t anymore. The design of these cars always reminded of more expensive Jaguars and other high-end Euro marques, but in a far more accessible price range. These were very handsome cars and were actually built on the Sebring/Stratus Sedan platform, meaning they had quite a long wheelbase and overall length for a 2-door vehicle. The amount of real estate from the trailing/rear edges of the doors all the way back to the rear bumper is glorious and massive. I’ve always had a soft spot for them, even as their number dwindle in this current era.

Your turn:

Which Cars Have The Best Butts?

Top graphic image: GM

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Spikedlemon
Spikedlemon
1 hour ago

Volvo wagons.

Hands down.

TheDrunkenWrench
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TheDrunkenWrench
1 hour ago

Bangle buttsssssss

SNL-LOL Jr
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SNL-LOL Jr
10 minutes ago

I like Bangle booty and I can’t lie.

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1 hour ago

I’m going to go with the 67 Mustang Fastback. Not the fist fastback body style, but definitely the most iconic.

Jonathan Green
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Jonathan Green
1 hour ago

Really? No one has said Sally from Cars? With the little tramp stamp? Sheesh…

JDE
JDE
1 hour ago

the iconic Rear that I am still partial to is the 63 Split Window Corvette.

David Fernandez
David Fernandez
1 hour ago

Tuscan Speed Six.

Been in love with that car since Swordfish

Manwich Sandwich
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Manwich Sandwich
1 hour ago

One other thing I’d like to add… which is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nhFH25JNgc

Wonk Unit
Wonk Unit
1 hour ago

I’ve always loved the C5 Corvette rear ends, MkIV Supras too. Going more classic, we have the Jaguar D Type, Chef’s Kiss!

Nicholas Sulimirski
Nicholas Sulimirski
1 hour ago

1998 – 2002 Pontiac Trans Am (Long live honeycomb taillights) & C6 Corvette Z06.

RAMbunctious
RAMbunctious
42 minutes ago

Yes! I just commented this before seeing your post. I have a ’00 Formula, and the rear 3/4 view is my favorite angle of the car.

Manwich Sandwich
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Manwich Sandwich
1 hour ago
Mrbrown89
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Mrbrown89
1 hour ago

Polestar 2 has a nice one, the blocky shape helps.

10001010
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10001010
1 hour ago
Reply to  Mrbrown89

I didn’t wanna nominate my own car but yes, I do actually like the whole tail light situation on the P2.

Hillbilly Ocean
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Hillbilly Ocean
2 hours ago

Series 1 E type Jaaaaag. No question.

Hotdoughnutsnow
Hotdoughnutsnow
2 hours ago

inner dialog; “Don’t say your mom. Don’t say your mom. Don’t say your mom...”

Sid Bridge
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Sid Bridge
2 hours ago

Chrysler Turbine Car. Make me think that jet exhaust is about to shoot out the taillights, please.

James McHenry
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James McHenry
2 hours ago

’69-’70 Charger with the deep-inset taillights. That’s drama right there. The Jet-exhaust lights of the ’68 just don’t work as well.

C2 Corvette. Everything is perfect, even with the single piece window.

Ford GT40 Mk 1. Not a bad angle on the whole car. Beauty that serves a purpose.

VW Beetle. Because when you stop and think about it, the back isn’t too different from the front, especially with early decklids. That’s not easy to pull off without looking weird. Bug does it well.

Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): …okay, I get it, it’s a flat slab with a bumper and a wing. But you never forget those taillights.

Porsche 930/late 911: I get that the early 911 is purer, but the big wing/cooler inlet, combined with the broad bar taillight…it’s a similar sense of drama to the Charger, just displayed in a different way. Maybe I just like inset or otherwise shaded taillights.

Matt Sexton
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Matt Sexton
2 hours ago
Reply to  James McHenry

With the 911/930, it’s all about the hips.

Rippstik
Rippstik
1 hour ago
Reply to  James McHenry

I find that I prefer the ’68 charger taillights over the ’69-’70 but I am also weird.

4jim
4jim
2 hours ago

Jag xke both hard top and convertible.

Volvo p1800

Martin Dollinger
Martin Dollinger
2 hours ago

I once picked my first car, a 1990 Ford Fiesta, primarly because of the clever design at the rear, where all the feature lines are cleverly resolved.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/1994_Ford_Fiesta_1.3_Freestyle_II_%2824852281525%29.jpg/1280px-1994_Ford_Fiesta_1.3_Freestyle_II_%2824852281525%29.jpg

Rippstik
Rippstik
2 hours ago

Volvo C30. So beloved that the designer of the taillights had a photo session with them.

JC 06Z33
JC 06Z33
2 hours ago
Reply to  Rippstik

Love the C30 overall, but the rear specifically.

Arch Duke Maxyenko
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Arch Duke Maxyenko
2 hours ago

Pretty much any and every Aston Martin. Also the previous gen Dodge Charger

Matt Sexton
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Matt Sexton
2 hours ago

Call me biased, but I’ve always liked the later 2nd-gen Formulas and Trans Ams with the ducktail spoiler (lots of acreage to spell out “TRANS AM” or what have you), and the blacked-out taillamps.

Dad has a ’72 Riviera so that also an excellent answer.

Jack Trade
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Jack Trade
1 hour ago
Reply to  Matt Sexton

You remind me that I’d add, in an oblique way, any Pontiac from the excitement era that has a lighted P O N T I A C on the rear deck.

Ishkabibbel
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Ishkabibbel
2 hours ago

I always appreciated the 3rd gen Camaro (when paired with a deck spoiler, not the high-rise wing) and the E31 BMW 850.

Tekamul
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Tekamul
2 hours ago

I’ve always liked the simplicity and pure ‘business’ of the ’72 Pantera butt
https://ferraris-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/P006Web-37.jpg

Jack Trade
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Jack Trade
2 hours ago

Delorean DMC-12. That rear (esp with louvers visible) now serves as a totem that sums up not only the ethos of an entire decade, but also later stuff inspired by that decade. Instantly recognizable.

Lizardman in a human suit
Lizardman in a human suit
2 hours ago

Somewhere out there is a psychologist writing a paper about abnormal fetishization of automobiles, with this website being the primary evidence.

Zipn Zipn
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Zipn Zipn
2 hours ago

Miata Is Always The Answer!

Take your pick of generation. The NA is classic with the tail lights even being exhibited in the museum of modern art! The NB has a JAG vibe, the NC brings in some heft, and the NDs add a modern spin take on the original.
Add a topless driver running through the gears and she flies through the twisties and you can’t help but admire the view!

Last edited 2 hours ago by Zipn Zipn
Lizardman in a human suit
Lizardman in a human suit
2 hours ago
Reply to  Zipn Zipn

Topless driver…. hehe…. hehe.

Data
Data
1 hour ago
Reply to  Zipn Zipn

That entire last sentence wins the Matt Hardigee Double Entendre Award of Excellence.

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