Good morning! Today we’re taking a trip back in time forty years into the past, to look at a couple of vehicles with almost nothing in common except four rectangular headlights. Which one fits your vision of 1986 better? That’s what we’re going to find out.
We finished off last week with a couple of snowplows, and it seems evident that after eighty thousand miles of pushing snow around, a Jeep Wrangler is pretty well used-up. That clean F-150 might be more ungainly in tight quarters, but it isn’t about to fold up like a taco. I think you all chose wisely.
I’d happily take either one for a hour or so tomorrow; I have to clear the snow off our driveway so U-Haul can deliver the rest of our containers, and all I have to do it with is an eighteen-inch snow shovel. But honestly, I think my neighbor across the street has the right idea for small areas: a Polaris side-by-side with an enclosed cab and a plow blade. I’d rather have that than either of these.

As much as I hate to admit it, 1986 is now forty years ago. Dire Straits’s “Money For Nothing” winning MTV Video Of The Year, the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster, Cameron Frye kicking his dad’s fake Ferrari through a window – kids who were born when those things were happening are now old enough to have mid-life crises. Cars from that year are getting thin on the ground, and more than a little haggard. But I found a couple that aren’t too bad yet. Let’s check them out.
1986 Ford LTD Crown Victoria – $3,800

Engine/drivetrain: 302 cubic inch OHV V8, four-speed automatic, RWD
Location: Pflugerville, TX
Odometer reading: 54,000 miles
Operational status: Runs and drives well
Before the rounded Ford Crown Vic that everyone knows as a cop car came this boxy character, festooned with chrome and featuring a landau vinyl top. Although it’s about the same size as the later rounded models, it somehow looks bigger. And even in 1986, it looked like a dinosaur, especially next to Ford’s swoopy new Taurus. The LTD Crown Victoria, as it was officially known, sold well despite looking old; Ford built nearly two million of these things over its eleven-year run.

’86 was a big year for the big Ford under the hood: the venerable 302 V8 gained sequential electronic fuel injection, gaining only 10 horsepower but a whole lot of drivability and reliability. An AOD four-speed automatic transmission was the only option, of course. We don’t get a whole lot of information about its condition; the seller just says it runs and drives very well. The odometer only shows 54,000 miles, and considering this car’s typical elderly demographic, it could be correct.

It’s mighty nice inside, and I can tell you from experience that those seats are very comfortable. That bench seat won’t hold you in place during hard cornering, but that’s not what this car is for anyway. It’s got a bunch of power toys, and the seller says the air conditioning works fine.

It’s a little rougher outside, with surface rust on the trunk lid and dull paint everywhere else. It’s also missing its fake wire wheel covers on one side, apparently, and the side without wheel covers has blackwall tires instead of whitewalls. Sounds like a good excuse to find the right aftermarket wheels; these look good on Keystones or Cragars.
1986 Nissan 720 ST King Cab 4×4 – $3,999

Engine/drivetrain: 2.4-liter OHC inline 4, five-speed manual, 4WD
Location: Spanaway, WA
Odometer reading: 262,000 miles
Operational status: Ad doesn’t expressly say
The Nissan 720 is a truck I know well. I owned one in the mid-1990s, and it saw me through some really rough times. I bought it from a used car lot in Duluth, Minnesota, on a bitterly cold day; I needed a cheap car, and that truck was the only sub-$1,000 car on the lot that would start. I then put it in 4WD, and it heaved itself out of a three-foot snowbank like it wasn’t even there. I bought it on the spot.

This 720 is longer and fancier than mine; it’s a King Cab, in ST trim, which for 1986 came with an added bonus: electronic fuel injection for its NAPS-Z engine. It drives all four wheels through a five-speed manual transmission and a dual-range transfer case. It has a ton of miles on it, but so do all 720s these days. I wish I could tell you more about its condition, but it’s being sold by a dealer, and the description feels AI-generated and is completely useless. You’d have to go drive it to see how well it really runs.

The ST package got you bucket seats and a tach, but I honestly can’t remember if that steering wheel is what it came with or not. I know it was something fancier than the basic two-spoke plastic wheel that the other 720s got. It looks decent inside, but I bet the seats are a mess under those covers. It should have air conditioning as well, but there’s no telling whether or not it still works.

It doesn’t look too bad outside except for the mismatched tailgate. It isn’t rusty, or beat-up, and it still has those cool “ST” stickers on the back of the bed. Modern truck designers have really got to step up their vinyl graphics game; that’s all I have to say.
So there they are, two survivors from the same year that couldn’t be more different. But in a way, they complement each other, so I’m going to give you a “both” option in the poll. I can think of far worse two-car garages than this one. But if you had to choose one, which would it be?









Both! I would take the Crown Vic first since I already have a truck, but I would happily own the two of these.
I would keep replacing the wheel covers on the crown vic so they could fly off in dramatic fashion as I recreate every chase scene from the early 80s.
I’ve got a 4WD, and with the dodgy description, the truck is a no-go.
Gimme that LTD, some later Crown vic alloys with cop tires, and some hidden go-fast parts, Matlock swag included free with purchase.
Vickie’s seller has some admirable chutzpah, making sure the lead pic is taken in a flattering light and with both white-rims and wire wheels on the same side. The first picture of the other side where the true paint condition is revealed is a good laugh. Really nice interior for 40 years old. Not sure I’d be happy turning over nearly four thousand dollars for it, however.
Still an easy choice considering the Datsun looks worse in almost every way and costs even more.
Interesting disparity in sellers. The Ford is Espanol only, very simple and straightforward. The Nissan is a questionable looking dealer with a mild creative writing streak, and WAY too many emoticons and ALL CAPS in the ad.
COME TO MC AUTOS WHERE EVERYONE IS APPROVED (at predatory lending conditions oh shit did I just type that) AND ALL OUR CARZZ ARE FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!
This is a hard one! When I was in high school these crown vics and the subsequent jelly beans were the car to have if you weren’t a rich redneck with daddy’s truck and money. My best friend had a white one with 2 15’s in the trunk and a cut off muffler. He was such a good neighbor.
But I have a soft spot for all Japanese mini trucks and this Nissan is the right color and everything.
This sent me off on a research path looking for the cheapest way to achieve this, I found a few for sale around 8-9K, which is more expensive than both of these vehicles combined. Anyone know the cheat code to do this for like 3 grand?
Armed robbery?
When we moved to our new place we made friends with the guy with a new Bobcat down the street. Kids brought cookies over, the whole deal. A week later after the first storm, we woke up to a clear driveway. It works until you get a snow blower or a plow service.
A tiny truck is more my style than a big, cushy sedan. My grandfather did have the slightly more rounded facelift of this generation crown vic, with the multispoke deep dish alloys, and I prefer that aesthetic for those cars anyway. The truck is small and looks as beefy as a modern pickup while being way easier to park, drive, and fit in my low garage.
Also, thanks for reminding me I’m turning 40 in a couple weeks. Not fretting about that whatsoever…
Don’t worry turning 50 is easier.
60 will make your butt pucker though.
What do you mean? I’m 49 already…
At least your 40th high school reunion isn’t this year.
“kids who were born when those things were happening are now old enough to have mid-life crises”
I resemble that comment.
But my grandparents had an ’86 Crown Vic (pretty much identical to this one except for the bordello red interior), which I adored as a toddler. I went to stay with them one weekend so I could ride in the big Ford car. I’m still voting for the big Ford car.
I said both because I like the pickup and the LTD was my grandparents’ car. When my VW Beetle died I borrowed it to take my date home once, and it was comfy. I’m going 70s-tastic wire wheel covers, though.
I’ve always liked this style of Nissan truck (A lot more than the later “Hardbody” style) and it seems like a tough and honest working truck. Gets a thumbs up from me!
Since it was an option, I went with both. If I have to choose (despite my username), I’d take the Nissan. Now, if the Vic was a 2-door, winner all day!
FINE. You got me to vote for a Panther.
I strongly disagree that the seats are at all comfortable, but that car is in great shape. Paint wise, you can scratch and spray or leave as is, but there’s apparently nothing else wrong with it. Toughest choice is Cragars or Keystones, for sure.
Keystones
and air shocks for a bit of rake. White letter tires.
Absolutely!
A Bingo Burner and a Work Truck?
A winning combo, any day of the week.
Both is always the right choice, unless one of the cars is a Tempo or Topaz.
Oh hell yeah! Both for sure!
The prices on these turds are just absurd. I refuse to call it “the market”. I can choose both but sadly, still no “neither” option.
I say these are $800 cars, maybe $1,500. When I was young (90s), these crapcans would have been $500 or less. To hell with this market.
OK grandpa. Tell me about back in your day, when this was all farm.
😉
It’s strange being the same age as old people.
Yeah, it’s so weird! I’m as old as the Golden Girls! So I voted for the Crown Vic, so I Can build my MIB cruiser.
Oh, that would be perfect!!
The Ford POS.
Don’t touch the red button.
With a Haltech ECU, that would enable the supercharger, through tomfoolery of Blow Off Valves or some such contrivance. It would also activate Aero Mode on the Air Ride, and deploy the spats, splitter, and wing out the back.
I’ve only briefly considered how to make this all happen…
My mom once told me I’d been 40 since I was 12. At age 44, I’ve finally aged into myself.
I was once called “The youngest old man I’ve ever met” I was 8 🙂
Ah, my kindred spirit, I see.
Is that an onion on your belt?
It was the style at the time.
The used car market was a lot better just ~10 years ago and this market is ridiculous when these two POS are 4k cars. Crack all the jokes you want but this is an awful timeline to be a car enthusiast or even just a person who needs a car.
Yeah, shit’s fucked right now. I don’t disagree with that. But reality is reality.
Nissan is showing pretty severe rust bubbling around the top of the left rear wheel arch trim that I can guarantee is a lot worse than it looks and just a hint of what you’ll find. Both are overpriced. I prefer the truck as I haven’t seen one in decades (because of the rust), but at that price, the rust needs attending and that’s more money and effort than I’d bother with. Never liked the CVs—just awful, gross old man with none of the charm of the GM cars and this one is trashy on top of it. I can smell the farts from here, but I’ve had enough Nissan rust in my life, so I guess it’s the Ford.
No salt out here, but moss likes to grow on the edge of the trim.
Since it’s fake internet money, I’d take both today.
I find myself in need of a small 4wd something for doing work around the house. Hauling wood/dirt, plowing snow, ect… Has to be narrow enough to get through trails in the woods. Will probably end up being a SxS but I could be tempted for the right truck. This Nissan looks pretty sweet. Easy vote for the Nissan for me
So to whoever buys the Vic, reach out to me regarding the hub caps. I have a full set of both the 14″ and 15″ wire caps sitting on a shelf in the basement.
I’ll take the Vicky. I’ve passed 50 now and a barcolaunger with (potential) hidden performance once the engine is gone through would make for a fun comfy cruiser
The Nissan may be indestructible as well. I usually would lean that way for sure, but comfort wins out today
Stick shift and not rusty? Gimme the Nissan.
Mom had an LTD Crown Vic of that era. I’m good not reliving that time.
Only one can have a spot in the driveway. So Crown Vic it shall be. Lots of bolt-ons to wake up that 302. It’ll also look/sound great at Cars and Coffee once it’s cleaned up a little bit.
Thanks the “both” choice. This was a very hard choice.
Definitely a both kinda day 🙂