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A Quick Guide To America’s Latest Space Toilet

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I realize there’s a lot of things going on in the world right now that all demand a lot of your attention, but in the background of it all, this past weekend NASA slowly rolled out the massive rocket known as the Space Launch System (SLS), carrying the Orion spacecraft that comprise the vehicles for the Artemis II mission that will send astronauts around the moon for the first time since the last Apollo mission in 1972. The actual launch could take place as soon as February 6, which will send four astronauts further out in space, and traveling faster than any humans have gone before. It’s a big deal!

Of course, the real question on everyone’s mind is obvious: what’s the pooping situation going to be like up there?

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Remember, this is a 10-day mission for four people. No one’s holding anything in that long; they have to focus up there, and having to jettison a colonworth of ejecta is no way to maintain concentration. They need to be able to comfortably pinch loaves of the steaming variety.

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Previous Apollo lunar missions, while incredibly impressive from technical, cultural, scientific, and almost any perspective were, to be honest, absolutely miserable from a bowel-moving standpoint. The poop-management system for the Apollo missions was about as basic as you can imagine: a plastic bag with an adhesive seal. I’m not kidding; here’s an official NASA picture demonstrating its use:

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Just imagine that sans the Sans-a-Belt slacks and much worse things in that bag than air. I actually reverse-engineered one of these bags and actually tried to use it myself, and I can honestly report that it was a miserable, dignity-obliterating nightmare. And I got to try it in actual gravity, not floating around in a tiny space capsule with two other people! These bags never worked great, and we have some direct reporting about that from Apollo astronauts, like this part of a transcript from Apollo 10, which went around the moon just before the actual landing during Apollo 11:

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Cernan: “Where did that come from?”

Stafford: “Get me a napkin quick. There’s a turd floating through the air.”

Young: “I didn’t do it. It ain’t one of mine.”

Cernan: “I don’t think it’s one of mine.”

Stafford: “Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away.”

Young: “God Almighty” (laughter)

Please note that none of the three astronauts claimed ownership of the floating turd. One of them was lying.

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That was a long time ago, though. The Orion capsule may look like the old Apollo Command Module in shape, but it’s vastly different, inside and out. It’s got 30% more interior volume, and even factoring in that there will be an extra person inside compared to Apollo, that still comes out to an extra 8.5 cubic feet of space per person compared to Apollo. And part of that extra space has been devoted to making a better space toilet solution, in every possible way. I mean, the bar was pretty easy to beat, when you consider the old way was shitting in a bag, just out in the open.

I think the biggest improvement has to be privacy. Even if they were still pooping in bags, being able to have some sort of enclosed, private compartment would be vastly better. In Apollo, the waste management area was just in a corner:

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That diagram deletes the crew couches for clarity, but as you can see, you’re just out there in the open. The Orion actually manages to cram a little separate compartment into the capsule for waste management:

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See the label that says WMS? That means Waste Management System, and what it’s pointing to is Orion’s advanced space toilet, which is enclosed in its own tiny room. That diagram makes it a bit hard to visualize; I think you can get a better idea of where it is in this training mockup of the capsule:

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See where the arrow is pointing? Behind the two tiers of couches, in what is sometimes the back wall or the “floor” other times, is a compartment that houses the UWMS, or Universal Waste Management System. When you open the door, this is what you see:

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Image: Canadian Space Agency

That’s a small but very usable bathroom! The idea of a separate, enclosed bathroom/hygiene compartment on a small capsule like this is incredible. To be fair, the Soviets (and later Russians) sort of had this since the late 1960s with the Soyuz spacecraft, because that spaceship had two habitable modules: a roughly spherical orbital module and a gumdrop-shaped descent module. The simple space toilet on the Soyuz was in the orbital module, so a cosmonaut could ask his fellow travelers to go hang out in the descent module while they did their business, unless they wanted an audience, which is entirely up to them. Some of those missions were really long, I’m not here to judge.

Anyway, Artemis II will have both women and men on the crew, so some bathroom privacy will be especially appreciated, I suspect.

Here, you can watch Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen giving you a little tour of the Orion space shitter:

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I’m really impressed by this; if the ventilation system works as well as it should, then this compartment could prove useful for giving the crew some non-pooping private time as well, too.

Here’s another good view of the hygiene compartment:

This Universal Waste Management System (UWMS) toilet traces its lineage to shuttle-era toilet systems, which later evolved into the UWMS used on the International Space Station, and that system was further refined and reduced in size to become the Orion UWMS. A prototype of the Orion system was installed on the ISS for in-space testing:

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Here’s how NASA describes the essential UWMS hardware:

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The UWMS project’s two toilet units have key goals for a reduction in mass and volume over previous toilets used in space vehicles. The ISS UWMS (Toilet) is 65% smaller and 40% lighter than the current ISS toilet used by US crew in the Waste and Hygiene Compartment (WHC.) The Orion UWMS (WMS is 61% smaller than the toilet used on Shuttle missions. Air flow to aid in the collection of urine and fecal material is provided by a dual fan separator (DFS) which also serves to remove air from the urine/pretreat stream. Combining the two fans used in previous toilet designs into a motor arrangement with a single fan housing (separate impellers) provided much of the resultant reduction in mass and volume. The unit provides a simple startup operation with no need for an external panel that initiating the unit either with removal of the urine funnel or lifting the commode lid. Pretreatment of the urine is performed in both units to stabilize the urine for processing on ISS or venting on Orion. A Conductivity Sensor provides measurement of the concentration of pretreat dispensed for the ISS unit. Fecal deposits and consumables such as wipes, and gloves are contained in a hard-sided fecal canister.

This suction-based shitter is a real triumph of engineering, and the fact that the Orion is able to provide a private compartment for it is a huge development in human space travel. Very soon, people will return to lunar orbit, and while they’re out there, streaking through the vast darkness and cold majesty of space, they can take turns sitting in a private bathroom, comfortably crafting turds as they ponder the mysteries of the universe and our place within it.

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Harvey Park At Traffic Lights
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Harvey Park At Traffic Lights
9 days ago

Why vent the pee but not the poop? Is it because it can’t be separated from the paper/wipes/gloves and venting that into space would be rude?

SCOTT GREEN
SCOTT GREEN
8 days ago

Possibly because liquid urine would vaporize into ammonia snow upon hitting the vacuum of space, whereas a turd would just freeze and float around in space, waiting to hit something at 15,000mph.

Harvey Park At Traffic Lights
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Harvey Park At Traffic Lights
8 days ago
Reply to  SCOTT GREEN

Imagine the incident report after a collision, though.

AMGx2
AMGx2
10 days ago

It’s odd we are so ashamed of something so basic. Shitting. In many countries some public toilets still are open and shared. You shit (often squatted) next to other people, sitting and squatting. Sure it is not like hanging at a beer and drinking a beer, but think of it. We all shit. For thousands of years. You don’t have to look at someone’s shit coming out, but it is all pretty natural. Yes the result isn’t something you want to look at or touch, but it is natural. Like boobs. But especially in the US ppl need to hide all that stuff. Because of church or something.

https://preview.redd.it/roman-public-toilets-where-20-people-pooped-together-in-v0-5gsjngekhfcf1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=a76272deaaf68001b6ee0f05f7d7c3f5abc821b0

SCOTT GREEN
SCOTT GREEN
8 days ago
Reply to  AMGx2

Nobody needs to see the spectacle of me striving to free a rock-hard turd after a full week of constipation. My wife says it’s pretty funny, though.

-Nate
-Nate
8 days ago
Reply to  SCOTT GREEN

Psyillium
(SP?) fiber is your friend Sir .

-Nate

SCOTT GREEN
SCOTT GREEN
5 days ago
Reply to  -Nate

Fiber ain’t the problem. There’s other things in play.

Hugh Crawford
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Hugh Crawford
10 days ago

I can’t believe you didn’t mention the bathroom instructions in 2001 a Space Odyssey.

https://www.thespacereview.com/article/2707/1

-Nate
-Nate
8 days ago
Reply to  Hugh Crawford

THANK YOU ! . this was my first thought, I had a copy of the instructions in a frame in my bathroom way back when =8-) .

-Nate

Hugh Crawford
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Hugh Crawford
10 days ago

I really want to hear that NASA description performed by Nick Cage against the machine.
If you are not familiar with them, that is a rage against the machine cover band fronted by a dead on Nicolas Cage impersonator.

https://youtu.be/d-UtA4QTZkw?si=ac9Ld733mmNlm5xr

Dodsworth
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Dodsworth
10 days ago

This site went to pot today.

Cars? I've owned a few
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Cars? I've owned a few
10 days ago

I liked piloting aircraft, but I never had any interest in being an astronaut. Not even when I was a kid.

Guido Sarducci
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Guido Sarducci
10 days ago

Thanks Jason, keep this good shit coming, it’s great reading when in the loo!

Top Dead Center
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Top Dead Center
10 days ago

Newton’s turd law. You’ve got to leave something behind.

George Rifford
George Rifford
10 days ago

LMAO.

Ranwhenparked
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Ranwhenparked
10 days ago

We can make tentative plans to land a man back on the Moon, but we can’t make the toilets flush on an aircraft carrier?

My Goat Ate My Homework
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My Goat Ate My Homework
10 days ago

This is the kind of crap I come here to read. I never sit here broken hearted. You are my #1 website. Also my #2 website.

Norek Koss
Norek Koss
10 days ago

I didn’t see hangings toilet paper.

Thomas Metcalf
Thomas Metcalf
10 days ago

Ah, yes. I have fond memories of reading Jason’s article on shitting with a bag taped to his ass.
Good times

Tbird
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Tbird
10 days ago
Reply to  Thomas Metcalf

If he is like me, I suspect removal is more painful than application.

Thomas Metcalf
Thomas Metcalf
10 days ago
Reply to  Tbird

Hahaha. Same situation here.

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