As you likely know by now, humankind has sent people towards the moon again after a gap of over 50 years. And it’s exciting! I’m excited! And you know what else that means: for the first time in over 50 years, humans will be doing that most universally human of things – voiding bladders and bowels – in the vicinity of the moon. And that means a space toilet. I’ve talked about the remarkable space toilet in use on the Orion spacecraft before, but it just faced its first crisis, and while I’m happy to say it emerged victorious, it’s still a good reminder of just how complicated peeing and pooping in space really is.
The toilet, or, as NASA likes to call it, the Waste Management System (WMS), is an all-new design that is parsecs better than the old bag-stuck-to-your-ass system the Apollo missions used. The new space toilet even has its own enclosed compartment, which should make space travel vastly more appealing to that segment of the population who feels uncomfortable taking a complex, engrossing dump into a plastic bag mere feet away from two to three other people while in a room the size of a delivery van.
You can see the location of the WMS and its little compartment here in this diagram, labeled WMS:

So what went wrong, exactly? It all started when Mission Specialist Christina Koch (her middle name, by the way, is “Hammock,” which I think is pretty great) noted a fault light for the WMS at about an hour of elapsed mission time. The fault light referred to an issue with the toilet fan of the system, which is crucial for urine intake.
NASA spokesperson Gary Jordan, commenting on the mission in NASA’s live feed:
“The toilet fan is reported to be jammed. Now the ground teams are coming up with instructions on how to get into the fan and clear that area to revive the toilet for the mission.”
Without the fan working, the toilet could still be used for nice, solid stools, but not liquid wastes, which is, of course, a problem. But this is NASA, remember, so there’s always a backup.
Mission control responded to Koch on the mission broadcast that:
“…for toilet, were going to have to think about it for a while. For now there are CCUs in alpha 2.”
During 2014 – 2016, NASA pursued the updated development of compact, lightweight, collapsible, passive urine collection devices for use aboard spacecraft. New unisex device designs were sought that would allow in part for simple, clean, single- and multiple-void contributions providing local storage, accurate volumetric measures of urine contributed (in the manner of a graduated cylinder on earth), vent to space or processing equipment, and service as contingency in the event of primary toilet failure. Despite the banality of such systems on earth, the weightless environment aboard orbit or coast spacecraft poses several significant challenges that have been known to the aerospace community for ages.Heritage systems suffer a variety of nuisances including un-optimized ergonomics, hygienics, backflows, re-use limitations, and mass penalties. In short, such a device must account for the low-g passive control of a perturbed transitional motive liquid jet breaking up into a droplet-laden two-phase flow that ingests bubbles on impact within a poorly wetted complex flexible container geometry for the contaminated surfactant-rich poorly wetting urine.”

That’s what the CCU looks like; I haven’t found a clear picture about how much these collapse, but it looks like they just get nice and flat. They have male and female adapters, and this seems like a pretty sophisticated bag to piss in.
Luckily, it doesn’t appear that the crew needed to pee in the bags, though, as the fan fault was eventually resolved, rendering the WMS fully functional once again.
It appeared that the issue was with the fan controller – presumably an electronic system that manages the fan’s operation – and while I’m not entirely clear just how it was fixed, it was, leading to Mission Control Capcom Amy Dill to tell the crew:
“Happy to report that toilet is go for use. We do recommend letting the system get to operating speed before donating fluid, and then letting it run a little bit after donation.”
Yes, donation. Donating fluid. What a great euphemism for peeing. I’m going to start using that, letting people know I’ll be making a substantial donation to the city’s hydrological infrastructure. I’m a multiple donor to the cause. I wonder if I can claim these donations on my taxes?

At least one CCU was utilized for, um, a donation, and there are plans to dump the contents of the bag outside of the ship, which will likely cause the urine to form ice crystals, creating the spectacular Constellation Urion.
Personally, I rarely defecate without simultaneously urinating, so I would be especially happy to have the WMS fixed were I on Orion. Does anyone do that? Take a totally dry dump? I should ask around.
I’m just happy the new space toilet is operating well, and I look forward to more comprehensive crew reports about the system’s performance. I hope they get to take many comfortable and inspirational dumps further from Earth than any humans have before.
Top graphic image: NASA









At least they’re not going to Uranus.
Well, shit.
This sounds like a job for SUPERPISS!
Oh, urine trouble now!
Pretty sure that is how the rings were formed around the planets
No shit?
No. Shit, no piss.
They were looking for a solution, but unfortunately they had nothing to go on.
The toilet in my home faces a real crisis at least once a day, but sometimes twice or more.
I’m just glad it all came out alright.
I’m picturing that scene from Apollo 13 where Ed Harris (I think) dumped a bunch of stuff on a table and his team had to figure out how to fix the problem using only those parts.
Only this time there’s a bigger mess to clean up afterwards.
I saw that scene in TBBT try to fix Howards space toilet
I can’t recall. Was the toilet built by Ford?
If it was, you would have the recall. Likely about a dozen
Fart
Outta
Rump
Daily
Clearly, they need someone to stress-test these components on a more severe usage schedule in order to improve the long-term durability of the toilet.
Let me poop in space.
I dunno. You do eat a lotta cheese and drink Malort. I’m not sure any space plumbing could handle you.
Malort? Must be a Chicagoan – agreed space plumbing won’t handle it; Earth plumbing already struggles. 🙂
I’m not from Chicago, but my last company was based there. Malört leaked into Gambler and Lemons spaces before it rolled out all over, heh.
That’s why I’m the perfect person to send to poop in space.
https://www.theautopian.com/its-time-to-evaluate-rv-bathrooms-from-a-committed-poopers-perspective
“Personally, I rarely defecate without simultaneously urinating”
https://youtu.be/PMNY8g0_wJA?si=sSaYtuQqwjZT5mmr
Who in their right mind would click that link, after that quote?
(***sheepishly raises hand***)
not sure if you noticed, but we made comment of the day
Yee – ha!!! There’s got to be some message in my first COTD being combined with a bit of clip shaming…
https://youtu.be/KLL3VYEj0vk?si=LgD2Kq_tIYzQYrcN
I clicked so quickly that my computer got confused for a second.
Oscar winning content right there!
Why don’t they just pee in the shower like George Costanza?
(Do they eat spaghetti in the shower?)
GEORGE: Aha. Aha. Could it be because you don’t want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?!
ELAINE: No, that’s not it!
GEORGE: Oh, I think it is! I think that’s exactly what it is!
ELAINE: Why couldn’t you just wait?
GEORGE: I was there! I saw a drain!
ELAINE: Since when is a drain a toilet?!
GEORGE: It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?!
ELAINE: Different pipes go to different places! You’re gonna mix ’em up!
GEORGE: I’ll call a plumber right now!
My wife and I watched that episode about a week ago, and we had that same argument.
George is 100% correct.
I read somewhere on the internet (so you know it’s true) that people who pee in the shower are more virtuous and care more about the environment than those that don’t. They’re saving water by not having to flush a toilet and are allowing the water that is already waste to carry away the urine.
Dual purpose. It’s just science.
There are two types of people in the world. Those who admit to peeing in the shower, and damned liars.
I wonder what the crossover is between people who pee in the shower and people who pee in the pool/ocean?
Soooo … America’s Integrity is full of shit?
Do you think The Mandalorian ever had to deal with droplet-laden two-phase flow that ingests bubbles on impact within a poorly wetted complex flexible container geometry?
Maybe he could just carbon freeze his ****.
“The toilet fan is reported to be jammed”
Toilet fan: “I’m jammin, mon!”
“toilet is go for use”
Astronauts: “Time to go for lunch, I mean launch!”
Space Jam
Toe Jam
From Michael Collins’ autobiography Carrying the Fire (great book), an excerpt (all I could find online) of the 20-step procedure involved in using the Chemical Urine-Volume Measuring Subsystem (CUVMS):
1. Uncoil collection/mixing bag from around selector valve
2. Place penis against receiver inlet check valve and roll latex receiver onto penis
3. Rotate selector valve know (clockwise) to the “Urinate” position
4. Urinate
…
19. Disconnect CUVMS from spacecraft overboard dump line at the quick disconnect
20. Wrap collection/mixing bag around selector valve and stow CUVMS
Collins also describes the enormous entertainment the astronauts all got from the overboard urine dumps in space. Since the urine freezes immediately, the yellowish crystalline particles would whiz past the spacecraft windows in a display that astronaut Wally Schirra dubbed as the constellation “Urion”
> whiz past
Yes, they would
First they made us put pee in the tanks of our trucks, and now they’re forcing use of pee fans? This used to be a proper country! </s>
OnlyPeeFans
Tiny correction… MS1 Koch did not mention the CCUs, I believe. That:
“…for toilet, were going to have to think about it for a while. For now there are CCUs in alpha 2.”
Was a response to her initial report that the toilet test had resulted in an amber warning light
This is a zero-G compost toilet, but without the composting, and the addition of a pee funnel for the ladies.
Compost toilets are popular in the vanlife community, and it takes a little practice to donate to a compost toilet.
Most “compost” toilets also do not in fact compost.
I am looking forward to regular updates from JT about the space toilet.
Anyone who has not yet read about the poop bag in the shower, go follow the links above.
Leave it to Torch to tackle the hard news. Or maybe its soft news? I dunno… Perhaps he had a bran muffin before writing this story.
How do your people get around this?
Quality is job #2 at NASA
#1s are job #2 at NASA!
And #2 are job #1, as it should be. Those poop bags on Apollo were crimes against humanity.
I would have wanted to shave/wax my ass shiny smooth before using one of those things, for sure. Failing to have a good seal does not bear thinking about. <eek>
That could be a fun bit of lore in space sci fi like the expanse: depilation parlours on space stations doing a brisk business.
An initial determined use of the damn shitbag would do the same thing, for free.
But rather more painfully. The wax at least is supposed to have a numbing agent in it, right?
I have no idea – but an onboard toilet is non-negotiable for me for a space flight lasting more than one day for me, and apparently NASA. They don’t want a repeat of the John Young turd discussion.
Time for Howard Wolowitz to go back into space!
He’s, um, currently occupied with a robot arm.
Dry dumps are definitely a thing.
Question is – has anyone joined the “100 Mile High Club” in humanity’s decades of space exploration? Solo or in multiple?
Enquiring minds want to know!
It’s banned apparently.. Why? Who the heck knows..
Seems very anti science to me..
I imagine that during the fluid delivery sequence of human coitus, said fluid delivery can be somewhat chaotic and uncontrolled. Uncontrolled liquid distribution in a spacecraft is a dangerous thing, and thus prohibited.
That said, they need to develop a system like the Fluid-Under-Control Kinetic Body-Alignment Garment.
Fluid-Under-Control Kinetic Body-Alignment Garment
Gives new meaning to the line, “Wanna hop in the sack with me?”
ROFL – FUCKBAG – you, my friend, are a fucking genius!
I was thinking about a full-body double condom, but didn’t manage to come up with an acronymn.
You saw how it affects potato chips and ants so better safe than sorry
Taking the first part of your reply seriously, even a WAP situation can be as bad as the cumulative sneezes?
Probably inadvisable to have the possibility of a pregnancy in space on a long term ISS mission, but mostly it’s because NASA has to answer to congresscritters who would be upset for one reason or another.
I don’t know – this administration seems to be okay with its employees using government aircraft for sexual activity (unless that’s what actually got the boob fetishist’s wife & her snuggle buddy fired). Why should it also be a problem on spacecraft?
These events all allegedly happened long before the current administration. I’m tired of viewing the entire arc of human history through this asshole. That said, you could be a complete adult and have basically no memory of what life was like before “flood the zone vs. woke,” so I suppose I’m just too old to get this worldview.
“We can put a man on the moon but we haven’t figured out contraception…”
https://youtu.be/fuKf1BpSX_8?si=_kt58yPL03RaNGjs
When has a ban kept humans from bumping uglies? The Catholic Church bans sex among the clergy, are astronauts more pious than priests and nuns? 😉
Well, I’ll say the Austronauts probably follow the instruction manuals more closely.. But I have biases.
From what I remember (I’m not googling that at work to confirm). There is no known occurrence of it, but there is one couple that it is suspected to have occurred. Something like they got married shortly before a mission but didn’t admit it till afterwards and they had some opportunities during the mission.