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Ford Almost Gave The Escape A Name So Cringy It’ll Make You Feel Pain

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Ford captured lightning in a bottle with its Explorer SUV in the 1990s. Eventually, everyone would want an SUV, regardless if they never came close to using its capabilities. The Explorer was so successful that Ford let it guide its product naming schemes, a move that almost resulted in the Escape having a much dumber name.

The Ford Escape was a big deal when it launched in 2000. The Explorer, which launched in 1990, and the Expedition, which launched in 1996, brought Ford a fortune. But Ford saw a little bit of an issue, and it’s that it left a small-SUV-sized gap in the market. Much of the automotive world had been experimenting with a remix on the SUV known as the crossover. These vehicles, which included the Honda CR-V, the Toyota RAV4, and the Subaru Forester, had butch looks and all-wheel-drive systems, but were based on car platforms. They rode and drove like cars, but looked like SUVs.

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Ford turned to Mazda, and together, they developed the Escape and the Tribute, a pair of crossover SUVs that had the right look, but left the locking differentials and body-on-frame construction to bigger rides. The target customer was someone who lived an active lifestyle, but wasn’t really interested in doing much off-roading.

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But how did Ford land on the name “Escape?” As it turns out, things could have been way weirder.

As Automotive News reports, Ford wanted all of its SUVs to have a uniform naming scheme. The Explorer was massively popular, so every Ford SUV would start with “Ex-.” Leo Williams III, then a marketing manager at Ford, was tasked with naming Ford’s future SUVs.

Apparently, naming the Expedition wasn’t that hard since Williams was a colonel in the Marine Corps Reserve. Ford’s full-size SUV was supposed to go anywhere and do anything, just like a Marine. The Marines call that “expeditionary,” Williams said, so there you go. Williams called Ford’s then-new SUV the Expedition.

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Automotive News wrote that naming the Excursion was harder as the team wanted a name that makes people think about how rugged and work-ready it is. After about 11 or 12 names, Excursion was chosen.

But the Escape? Williams remained dedicated to naming every Ford SUV with an “Ex-” prefix, even if that called for creative spelling. Thankfully, that didn’t happen. From Automotive News:

“I actually wanted to take a risk and name it ‘E-X-C-A-P-E,’” Williams explained in an interview Ford released on its media website. ”This was around the time hip-hop was becoming popular and automotive names were getting more creative. But my bosses got bogged down in the fact that it wasn’t a real word they could find in a dictionary. They liked the concept of being able to ‘escape’ the everyday world, so we kept the name but lost the unique spelling.”

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Ford eventually gave up on the “EX all the things!” idea. We all remember the EcoSport, right? Oh, and that’s pronounced “Echo Sport,” not “Eco Sport.” Of course, there have been times when spelling doesn’t count, such as with the Pontiac Aztek, or times when a car isn’t even named in English, like the Ford Galaxie.

Hindsight being 20/20, this was probably the right call. While I doubt calling the Escape the “Excape” would have hurt sales, it clearly wasn’t necessary. The Escape would become a home run and a leader of crossovers in America. The Escape was even ahead of its time, as the Ford Escape Hybrid became the first production hybrid SUV in America when it launched in 2004.

But in an alternate reality, there is a Ford Motor Company that named every one of its SUVs with “Ex …”

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Gurpgork
Gurpgork
4 months ago

I’d say that the current generation Excape looks an awful lot more like an excretion than a car.

G. K.
G. K.
4 months ago

There was an R&B group called Xscape, but pronounced the same way.

Highland Green Miata
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Highland Green Miata
4 months ago

I always thought it was pronounced Ess-cop-ay…

Grayvee280
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Grayvee280
4 months ago

I had a sales job around 2012 where I got issued a brand new Escape. It was syrup on a cold day slow, but had an AC you could use to preserve meat.

I will never forget my team quoting Finding Nemo and calling it the “ESS-COP-AA” Still makes me giggle every time I see one. …”ESS-COP-AA”

Dogisbadob
Dogisbadob
4 months ago

Echo Sport 😛

https://img.carswp.com/toyota/echo/photos_toyota_echo_2003_1_1280x960.jpg

Too bad we never got the Echo hatch, though Canada got it.

Harveydersehen
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Harveydersehen
4 months ago
Reply to  Dogisbadob

I saw one of those just the other day and wondered what it was.

Jay Vette
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Jay Vette
4 months ago

Should have called it the Exorcist

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
4 months ago

Given the state of education, most people would have probably thought that was the correct spelling.

The Dude
The Dude
4 months ago

They could’ve gone with the Excelsior to keep with the “ex” thing.

JurassicComanche25
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JurassicComanche25
4 months ago

Normally when somebody is this into their Exs, we stage an intervention. Was Ford telling us something?

GhosnInABox
GhosnInABox
4 months ago

Sing it to the tune of Tammy Wynette’s
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Last edited 4 months ago by GhosnInABox
Harveydersehen
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Harveydersehen
4 months ago
Reply to  GhosnInABox

Or R E S P E C T

Slow Joe Crow
Slow Joe Crow
4 months ago

On a related note per Wikipedia the Mazda Tribute was nearly named CX-5. I’m not sure of Mazda’s logic since their 2 door Explorer was called Navajo and subsequent products are either MazdaX or CX-X.

I don't hate manual transmissions
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I don't hate manual transmissions
4 months ago

They misnamed the entire lot. Going smallest to largest:

Escape
Excursion
Explorer
Expedition

Yeah, Edge and EcoSport don’t exactly go with the theme here, but in terms of vehicle size to what you’re doing, this arrangement makes a whole lot more sense than what they actually gave us.

And if truth in advertising were still a thing, maybe the EcoSport should have been named the Junket.

Harveydersehen
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Harveydersehen
4 months ago

I parked my R107 next to an Excursion for the lulz and it was amusing. It is SO BIG.

Last edited 4 months ago by Harveydersehen
Lotsofchops
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Lotsofchops
4 months ago

Is it really dumber than when they decided all cars should start with an F? Minus the Fmustang of course. Killed the Taurus nameplate for the stupidly generic Five Hundred moniker, but we know that didn’t last long.
But then also named the Flex without an E, even though it’s as much an SUV as the Escape and co.

Hugh Crawford
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Hugh Crawford
4 months ago

I thought the naming convention at Ford was to name all the SUVs after Internet browsers
Explorer
Navigator
Edge

GreatFallsGreen
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GreatFallsGreen
4 months ago
Reply to  Hugh Crawford

Almost there if you count Netscape separate from Navigator.
Shop ’em at a Ford dealer in Altavista, VA.

Last edited 4 months ago by GreatFallsGreen
GhosnInABox
GhosnInABox
4 months ago
Reply to  Hugh Crawford

I’d love to see a Ford Firefox!

KC Murphy
KC Murphy
4 months ago
Reply to  GhosnInABox

The Dodge DuckDuckGo ran circles around that one.

Dogisbadob
Dogisbadob
4 months ago
Reply to  KC Murphy

Chrysler is a quack

Hugh Crawford
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Hugh Crawford
4 months ago
Reply to  KC Murphy

The DUKW was a GM product.

DNF
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DNF
4 months ago
Reply to  GhosnInABox

How did they never do that?

Harveydersehen
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Harveydersehen
4 months ago
Reply to  GhosnInABox

That’s when a Fox body explodes

Dogisbadob
Dogisbadob
4 months ago
Reply to  Hugh Crawford

Safari was taken by GM 😛

Ricardo M
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Ricardo M
4 months ago

Could’ve been the Ford Exit-Stage-Left, that’s a type of Escape.

Sklooner
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Sklooner
4 months ago

The new Ford Exude, leaking near you

JP15
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JP15
4 months ago

“I actually wanted to take a risk and name it ‘E-X-C-A-P-E,’” Williams explained in an interview Ford released on its media website. ”This was around the time hip-hop was becoming popular and automotive names were getting more creative.”

If hip-hop was the inspiration, I’m surprised it wasn’t “Lil’ Explorer”.

They also had the Taurus X later on…

Data
Data
4 months ago

It’s not in the dictionary? He should have retorted neither is XR4Ti.

Patrick
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Patrick
4 months ago
Reply to  Data

Well the XR4Ti wasn’t a “Ford”, so different rules must apply. Considering the whole raison d’être of Merkur was that it was foreign Ford, I’m sure an unorthodox amalgamation of letters made it sound more foreign than Sierra..

That said, I nominate Ford Exarforteeyaï.
And Fabio is in the ads.

Harveydersehen
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Harveydersehen
4 months ago
Reply to  Patrick

It was resolutely a Ford in Yurop, as was the XR3i (escort) and XR2 (fiesta).

Entwerfen
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Entwerfen
4 months ago

I prefer Kuga. But then the Mercury Cougar fans would grab their pitchforks like the Mustang owners did at the Mach-E.

IRegretNothing, Esq, DVM, BBQ
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IRegretNothing, Esq, DVM, BBQ
4 months ago
Reply to  Entwerfen

That wouldn’t have worked, because Koo-ga is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would pronounce Cougar. We’d never know if he was talking about a Ford or a Mercury when he tells us to get to the Koo-ga!

FiveLiters1
FiveLiters1
4 months ago

This was around the time hip-hop was becoming popular and automotive names were getting more creative.”
There actually was an all-girl hip-hop/R&B group called Xscape that came out in the early 90’s, ironically enough. And I have a 2008 Escape, which I enjoy (have had it 14 years, so I can’t complain).

FastBlackB5
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FastBlackB5
4 months ago
Reply to  FiveLiters1

If they did go with Xscape it would have been “Off The Hook”.

Shop-Teacher
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Shop-Teacher
4 months ago

Hard to believe that the folks who brought us the Probe, might be capable of coming up with a cringy name.

Grey alien in a beige sedan
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Grey alien in a beige sedan
4 months ago

Other names from the cutting room floor:

Executioner
Exhibitionist
Expectorant

Robert M. Graham
Robert M. Graham
4 months ago

Extrusion, Exhaust, Exercise

IRegretNothing, Esq, DVM, BBQ
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IRegretNothing, Esq, DVM, BBQ
4 months ago

They could have called the Escape the Excursion and the Excursion the Executioner.

DNF
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DNF
4 months ago

Euthanasia

Harveydersehen
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Harveydersehen
4 months ago

Excrete
Exfoliant
Expunge
Exhibitionist
Expel (not the film)

Last edited 4 months ago by Harveydersehen
Gen3 Volt
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Gen3 Volt
4 months ago

At least they didn’t call it the “Eck Cetera.” Else I might’ve had to have tossed a few cinderblocks into strategic places for revenge.

BTW, while tend not to want to encourage SUV hawkers in any way, I have expressed my desire for an “Expialidocious”.

(Assuming Ford could get the licensing rights to it; it’d cost a pretty penny.)

Redneckvolution
Redneckvolution
4 months ago
Reply to  Gen3 Volt

@Gen3 Volt… that last one…

Even just the sound of it, is really quite atrocious…

*dances away with the Disney cartoon animals*

Gen3 Volt
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Gen3 Volt
4 months ago

Hmm.

Don’t you want to sound precocious? Like, always?

JokesOnYou
JokesOnYou
4 months ago

That’s just axking for trouble.

TooBusyToNotice
TooBusyToNotice
4 months ago

“Escape” was definitely the right decision, but considering the time we are talking about, a 2 or 3 year special model that was faster or better off road named the “Excape” would have been appropriate. The S10 had the Xtreme starting in 1999, so possibly too much of a copy cat name.

Last edited 4 months ago by TooBusyToNotice
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