Garages Aren’t For Junk, Unless… COTD

Humans have a silly problem with collecting a lot of stuff. Look, I have a few hundred Hot Wheels cars and darn near two dozen real vehicles, I get it. A lot of folks end up with so much stuff that their garages end up filled with boxes and other stuff. Garages shouldn’t be for junk, with a funny exception.

One of the stories in today’s Morning Dump was how EV adoption might be hampered by the fact that people fill their garages with stuff that’s not vehicles. Andrew Daisuke starts off with a hot take:

Garages are for cars, not all the shit that you never use.

Racer Esq. makes it funny:

What if the shit you never use is cars?

Jason wrote about how we created our own version of the Pebble Beach Dawn Patrol hat, and it created a mob of people all wanting hats. Grey alien in a beige sedan:

Waiting until Autopian gets an official C&D from Hagerty and Pebble Beach.

The response should be:

To whom it may concern:
We already ceased and desisted once the hats were distributed.

And because they’ll be watching for these hats to come again next year instead of having the word autopian on there… just put the jalopnik logo on there so they get sued intead.

Church:

You guys are gonna get yourselves and Beau banned from Pebble Beach entirely and I am here for it. Thanks for being out there in the shit, doing the lord’s work.

Finally, there were some shenanigans at Mecum after an auction that seemed to have ended kept on going. Emil Minty:

He distinctly said, ‘To blave.’ And as we all know, ‘to blave’ means ‘to bluff.’ So, you’re probably playing cards and he cheated…”

Salaryman:

Inconceivable!

Rippstik:

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Have a great evening, everyone!

(Topshot: Mercedes Streeter)