Alliteration is one of the things I was pretty terrible at in school. Well, that, and advanced forms of mathematics and any poetry. But I, perhaps unsurprisingly, did really well in science, history, and reading. Thankfully, you don’t have to endure me trying to puke out alliteration so hard that you could see steam billowing from my head from all of the thinking.
Matt wrote about the latest reported scandal facing the parent company of FRAM air filters. Sid Bridge gets us started with the first COTD win:
Fram Founder Pilfered Filter Finances from Frugal philanthropists.
In other news, Ferrari phenomenal, Ford fine.
Rob Stercraw found a cheat:
Pfuckin Pfantastic!
Data:
Affirmative alliteration assaults Autopian and assuages automotive angst.
G. K.:
If it isn’t the old Flim-flam Fram Man!
EmotionalSupportBMW with a great reference:
Don’t worry First Brands Group, there’s always money in the Fram stand.
Abe Froman asks a valid question:
How do you even spend 700 million in that short of a time frame? That seems like it would be difficult to do without raising some red flags along the way.
StillNotATony speaks for all of us who are light in the wallet:
I would like to accept this challenge. Please give me $700 million, and I will do my level best.
Jason proposed a solution to the problem of lost keys, and it’s a tracking feature so you can find your Ford F-350 key on the side of I-70 in Hagerstown. Emil Minty:
Carmakers: TrackMyKey, a convenient, subscription-based service for only $19.99 a month when you download the app and give us access to all your location data.
Have a great evening, everyone!
Top graphic: First Brands
This is in the running for the AAAAAAAAAA, often shortened to just the A10
That would of course be the Anglo American Australian Alliteration Advancement Association Award Acknowledging Alliterative Achievements
Congratulations!
Yeah I don’t get it?
Participation awards…
Special snowflakes suckling society’s sickness.