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Here Are All The Different Ways David Asks If We’ve Written Any Articles: Tales From The Slack

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Rafael
Rafael
2 months ago

“Blogarinos”. If I ever needed proof that DT is a secular Ned Flanders, this is it.

Which, to be clear, is great – if you remove the religious shtick, he is consistently the best, nicest human being on the Simpsons.

Roofless
Roofless
2 months ago
Reply to  Rafael

Also has a TV Trope named after him: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Flanderization (Ned, that is, not DT)

Rafael
Rafael
2 months ago
Reply to  Roofless

Which is a shame, Ned was just a foil for homer initially, not the religious freak he became later.
At least we got some good episodes out of him even after the trope started (like Hurricane Neddy).

CuppaJoe
CuppaJoe
2 months ago

New respect for DT. Keep herding those Autopian cats.

I also want more blogs.

Church
Church
2 months ago

Wow. That is so desperate. Remind me to never be the boss. Sounds like a lot of cat-herding.

NosrednaNod
NosrednaNod
2 months ago

“ Hey! If you’re reading this it either means you’re a member and something is wrong (let me know, I’ll fix it). Or you’re not a member yet! ”

I am a member and I am reading this. I don’t even know what is wrong to complain about….

Paul R McDaniel
Paul R McDaniel
2 months ago

There seems to be some blogfuscation going on. Do we need to institute a blogstigation?

Parsko
Parsko
2 months ago

Umm, aren’t you supposed to be blogging too, boss??? How are your blogs coming along???

67 Oldsmobile
67 Oldsmobile
2 months ago
Reply to  Parsko

He is the EIC now,don’t you know. To be fair,he does some blogging as well

Iotashan
Iotashan
2 months ago

I’m not mad, I’m just blogappointed.”

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
2 months ago

Okay I spent 30 years off and on in newspaper marketplace sales and delivery with 2 business degrees from FSU. This is what I would recommend if I were a consultant and why.
Remove David as an editor and make him a reporter. Yes he is an owner but let’s look at this. He is way too nice to be a boss and call anyone out for non performance. Look at his so nice attempts to call out writers that are not posting the necessary blogs. Plus having read DT articles since from the other site there isn’t one writer on the Autopian that can write as well as DT. He is better on subject matter, education, comical etc. I am not saying take away his authority and decision making authority but the site needs more DT articles because it is drifting towards dryness and stats. It is not what I was expecting when I recommend and heard that DT and JT start there own site. IMHO with 30 years experience

Tbird
Tbird
2 months ago

I’m not sure, a behind the scenes a**hole driving content will likely ruin this site. David and Torch are both gems and Matt seems to glue things together well. I like the off the cuff, non-corporate feel. An MBA will ruin this.

25+ years industrial experience.

Last edited 2 months ago by Tbird
Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
2 months ago
Reply to  Tbird

True. I have 40 years experience being an asshole. It does not produce results.

Theresatimetocomment
Theresatimetocomment
2 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Samesies!

KevFC
KevFC
2 months ago
Reply to  Tbird

An MBA will bring down any organization.

Anoos
Anoos
2 months ago
Reply to  KevFC

He can bring it down faster with a few Six Sigma f-sticks helping.

Tbird
Tbird
2 months ago
Reply to  Anoos

Ouch, that hurts. As someone who is Six Sigma trained.

Tbird
Tbird
2 months ago
Reply to  Tbird

It can and does work, in certain applications and situations. It is not a cure all and can do a LOT of damage if misapplied. In my experience, few organizations are actually mature enough to really do it properly.

Anoos
Anoos
2 months ago
Reply to  Tbird

Then you know.

Tbird
Tbird
2 months ago
Reply to  Anoos

Sadly yes… It is a tool like any other, and is unfortunately often misused.

Bill Garcia
Bill Garcia
2 months ago
Reply to  Tbird

Meh – I got a pretty reputable MBA… and I’m not afraid to admit that at least on that front the comments here may be accurate.

Companies can be managed to success in many ways, and what gets taught at MBAs rarely is the only, and often not even an effective way, in my experience.

I very much admire what our triumvirate and the whole team are doing here, their way!

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
2 months ago
Reply to  Tbird

A behind the scenes “a-hole” driving content is why I’m working here and not the lighting site. 🙂

Seriously, a month after I wrote a semi-truck story that got 1.5m pvs (more than any article in the entire company portfolio that quarter) I was told I couldn’t write random silly stories like that anymore because they “don’t click.” No more trains, no more weird stuff, no more writing about cars I bought. The data said otherwise, but okay.

Last edited 2 months ago by Mercedes Streeter
A. Barth
A. Barth
2 months ago

Surely an MBA’s finely-tuned gut instincts outweigh any and all data, he said as sarcastically as humanly possible.

Tbird
Tbird
2 months ago

Please keep up with the deep dives. I’d love the see more motorcycles, maybe a few less RVs. And always more trains and planes!

67 Oldsmobile
67 Oldsmobile
2 months ago

Booo,that sucks Mercedes. He,of all people,should know that trains,more weird stuff and writing about shit you buy is what brings readers back here in the first place.

10001010
10001010
2 months ago

Not listening seems to be their superpower

Dest
Dest
2 months ago

It’s like telling a bird not to fly. Pure stupidity. (More trains pls)

Eric L
Eric L
2 months ago

IDK, I’ve observed a shift in the past 10 years or so. Being an a**hole boss to drive work/results doesn’t really fly anymore. Yeah that motivates some in the short term but in the long-term people will peace out. It may push out the lower performers but also some of your high performers that you didn’t want to lose.

David Tracy
Admin
David Tracy
2 months ago

Hey, if the complaint is that I’m “too nice,” I’ll take that — as long as we’re producing results, and we are.

It’s worth noting that, at the old site, nobody was a jerk to Jason and me (honestly, everyone left us alone), and we led that site to over 11 million monthly uniques. Put together a great team, set standards, allow writers the freedom to be themselves, and use data to provide gentle nudges in the right direction — it is the way.

With that said, there are loads of ways I can improve as EIC, and I’m committed to doing so. Luckily, I have the most amazing team of editors in my corner: Matt, Peter, and JT. What a trio!

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
2 months ago
Reply to  David Tracy

It was not meant as a insult. It was meant to point out your good nature in a bad time. I am not a writer so I may have not conveyed my message clearly

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
2 months ago
Last edited 2 months ago by Rad Barchetta
Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
2 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Will he get the reference?

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
2 months ago
Reply to  Arrest-me Red

Not a chance!

TheWombatQueen
TheWombatQueen
2 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

That’s a great picture of Carlos Tavares

Blah
Blah
2 months ago

Blogarino makes me automatically think a plane crashed somewhere.
(see blancorilio on YouTube)

67 Oldsmobile
67 Oldsmobile
2 months ago
Reply to  Blah

Or Ned Flanders.

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
2 months ago

Blogarino? Isn’t that the weird executive that took over Twitter’s descent into full Nazi bar after Musk steered hard to starboard then shattered the rudder wheel to prevent corrections?

Tbird
Tbird
2 months ago

Nearly 30 years on and Office Space is still true.

Damn I’m getting old…

Last edited 2 months ago by Tbird
Horizontally Opposed
Horizontally Opposed
2 months ago

This was:
1. Fuckin hilarious
2. Extremely and endearingly transparent (proud to be a memberino)
3. Useful to see how a team I consider functioning super well is actually pulling it off
4. A great reminder not to skip on my blogs too (I got none brewing on this fine Saturday morning and I feel anxiety creeping in)

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
2 months ago

I just laughed at the picture 😀 “What’s … happening?” (not that DT gets that reference)

Cars? I've owned a few
Cars? I've owned a few
2 months ago

I would love to be part of your team. SO many creative writers that would seem to be fun to be friends with.

And other times, it’s like to clean up typos or words that look like you spoke them into a “smart” phone instead of typing them out.

I have always admired automotive magazine writers that come up with incredible and invocative descriptions I never could have.

And, I immediately spot a typo or a misspelling.

I blame my mother, English major, newspaper editor, who sent my letters home from college back to me with red ink on my grammatical or spelling errors. And continued to do so while I was a cub newspaper reporter before I got the jobs I wanted as a photographer, first print and then video.

Second half of my career was as a guy who implemented software for news organizations and a typo was almost always fatal with what I was trying to implement. Like 99% of the time.

That level of precision apparently made me a terrible guy to live with.

I’m retired, but old habits die hard and I’m not that much easier to live with.

I imagine engineers (of any kind) may run into the same domestic issues.

God bless the people who put up with us.

Manuel Verissimo
Manuel Verissimo
2 months ago

For me it’s units. I kept bothering a colleague this week because he talked about a compressor’s “square feet per minute”

Last edited 2 months ago by Manuel Verissimo
A. Barth
A. Barth
2 months ago

That’s why sometimes when you try to re-inflate a tire, it remains flat.

Horizontally Opposed
Horizontally Opposed
2 months ago
Reply to  A. Barth

Underrated comment

Hautewheels
Hautewheels
2 months ago

I feel ya, brother. I was raised by a grammar/fact pedant father who, for example, refused to pass the jar of fruit spread to me if I referred to it as “jelly” when it actually contained “preserves”. Or if I asked “Can I borrow the car today?” would respond with “I don’t know, can you?” Anyway, I feel like the near constant exposure to minor grammar and spelling mistakes (looking at you, in particular, Jason) is a way of vaccinating me against being a similar pedant (although my kids will probably tell you a different story…). I just take a deep breath and remind myself that this is the best damn auto website to have ever existed.

Cars? I've owned a few
Cars? I've owned a few
2 months ago
Reply to  Hautewheels

Oof! I know the pain of the can/may I conundrum question from back in that day. I suppose “may I” is the more polite way to pose that question. But really, they knew what we were asking. Stick wherever “for which” you will in that last sentence. I’m not big into dandling participles or really any other dangly bits.

Knowonelse
Knowonelse
2 months ago

Yep, Technical Writer here. Sometimes I have to turn off that part of my brain when reading stuff online, here and elsewhere. And at the moment there are parts of the document I am reviewing where I have been directed to turn off my brain. No touchees here! Errghh, my brain hurts.

TheWombatQueen
TheWombatQueen
2 months ago

I would like so badly to copyedit these articles

FloorMatt
FloorMatt
2 months ago

I guess he’s not into the whole brevity thing.

Manuel Verissimo
Manuel Verissimo
2 months ago
Reply to  FloorMatt

No.

The Pigeon
The Pigeon
2 months ago

Push the TAKES and the CONTENT. WE NEED STUFF.

The Pigeon
The Pigeon
2 months ago
Reply to  The Pigeon

Just write. I mean, like 25 pages of dribble. You know, about The Faces or Coltrane. You know, just fin’ write. Alright.

AJ
AJ
2 months ago

Nobody better move his “holy grail” swingline!

Slow In Slow Out
Slow In Slow Out
2 months ago

The Jeb! Bush “please blog” is killing me.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
2 months ago

What, no “ABB! A always B be B Blogging! you [insert profane insults here]!”?

Or wait, has David not seen that?

Second prize is a set of steak knives.

Last edited 2 months ago by Jack Trade
Dave from STL
Dave from STL
2 months ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

100% has not seen.

Adrian Clarke
Editor
Adrian Clarke
2 months ago
Reply to  Dave from STL

David: PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! COFFEE IS FOR BLOGGERS!
Me: No fucking way.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
2 months ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

“…that’s my name! I drive a new 21st century German electric car, you drove here in a used ’80s Italian car!”

10001010
10001010
2 months ago

1) Get a dog
2) Name dog Blogarino
3) When DT asks about Blogarino share fotos of dog

Manuel Verissimo
Manuel Verissimo
2 months ago
Reply to  10001010

4) ?
5) Profit

Shooting Brake
Shooting Brake
2 months ago

Blog is one of those words that’s gets funnier when you start overusing it…blog, blog, blog…

FuzzyPlushroom
FuzzyPlushroom
2 months ago
Reply to  Shooting Brake

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

Geoff Buchholz
Geoff Buchholz
2 months ago
Reply to  FuzzyPlushroom

AND NOW HIGH-FASHION BLOG FOR GIRLS!

A. Barth
A. Barth
2 months ago
Reply to  FuzzyPlushroom

It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!

By Blammo!

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
2 months ago
Reply to  Shooting Brake

It’s blo-oog! It’s blo-oog! It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s … Wood???

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
2 months ago

Given that most writers aren’t real car people I think DT trying to keep up on your education is vital

Fuzzyweis
Fuzzyweis
2 months ago

Peter, whaaaat’s happening, so listen if you could go ahead and blog on Saturday, that’b greaaaaaat.

David Tracy
Admin
David Tracy
2 months ago
Reply to  Fuzzyweis

lol. so good.

Geoff Buchholz
Geoff Buchholz
2 months ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Wait, David … have you SEEN “Office Space?”

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
2 months ago
Reply to  Geoff Buchholz

Yeah, THAT is a revelation!

A. Barth
A. Barth
2 months ago

Uh oh – pretty soon the staff will be having meetings with ‘the Bobs’… 😮

Squirrelmaster
Squirrelmaster
2 months ago
Reply to  A. Barth

What would you say you do here?

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
2 months ago
Reply to  Squirrelmaster

He’s a people person damnit!

A. Barth
A. Barth
2 months ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!

NebraskaStig
NebraskaStig
2 months ago
Reply to  A. Barth

It’s ‘the Blogs’ around these parts

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
2 months ago
Reply to  A. Barth

I noticed you are wearing the minimum flair.

Urban Runabout
Urban Runabout
2 months ago
Reply to  Arrest-me Red

“THERE’S MY FLAIR”

A. Barth
A. Barth
2 months ago
Reply to  Arrest-me Red

Fun fact: the restaurant manager was Mike Judge himself.

Anoos
Anoos
2 months ago
Reply to  A. Barth

Blog Bobs?

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