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Here’s How Well This $111,000 Diesel Truck’s Interior Stood Up To A Rain Storm

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Rain is something that most car owners never really have to worry about. Vehicles are pretty well shielded from the weather, and modern tires can provide shockingly good grip in the wet. Yet, I found a way to make rain terrifying. I lost the key fob to a brand-new $111,000 Ford F-350 Super Duty diesel pickup truck while on a road trip; this rendered the truck bricked on the side of a highway with its windows and sunroof open. What proceeded was a mix of stupid decisions and dumb fails, including walking an Interstate’s median at midnight and getting a U-Haul stuck only 100 feet away from the stuck Ford. After an intense nightmare had seemingly passed, things were looking great. Then, the rain came. In a desperate effort to protect the interior of this expensive truck, I basically had to sacrifice all of my clothes.

What you’re reading is the third and final part of my saga about the disaster that occurred after losing the key to a press truck. All I was trying to do was drive 773 miles from my home in Illinois to the Port of Baltimore to pick up a sweet 1997 Honda Life. Truth be told, the 2025 Ford F-350 Super Duty Platinum Plus that Ford loaned me for this trip is an epic truck and a fantastic road trip companion. Had I been sitting on $111,000 of spare cash, I would have just asked Ford if I could buy the whole truck that weekend.

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I used that truck to retrieve one of the smallest cars, but I loved that giant beast even if it’s over-the-top. It has a fuel tank so huge, and its 6.7-liter High Output Power Stroke diesel gets fuel economy so good for a big pickup truck that you can go over 800 miles on a tank if you’re unloaded. It’s also a big truck so luxurious that I wouldn’t even pick a BMW over it. You bet I’m going to tell you all about it.

For now, I have one more cautionary tale of woe.

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(Full Disclosure: Ford loaned me a 2025 F-350 Super Duty Platinum Plus for a little over a week to haul home my new-to-me 1997 Honda Life. Ford took such great care of me during this whole ordeal, and I cannot find the proper words to thank those lovely people enough.)

In Case You Missed It

In Part 1, I explained how I got myself into this situation in the first place. I managed to drive about 697 miles of my trip entirely without issue. The Platinum Plus made the trip fun, with little fatigue. I even wore the Stetson that my wife bought me, fully embracing how she would enjoy the big truck experience.

I stopped in Hagerstown, Maryland, barely over an hour from the port, for dinner at a pizza place I had never heard of. While eating on the tailgate, I had the perhaps irrational fear that the truck might accidentally lock itself with the fob inside, so I put the fob on the cowling in front of the windshield, expecting to remember it was there before taking off. But I didn’t, and the key flew off of the truck almost immediately after I entered I-70 E. I made it maybe about a mile before I pulled over and put the truck in park. Only then did I get a missing fob warning and it was followed by the truck shutting itself down and effectively bricking itself.

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What proceeded was a bit of a nightmare, as I wrote in my recap:

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I was so stuck on the side of I-70 that I ended up walking a mile down a highway median at night, nearly getting clobbered by hundreds of speeding and distracted motorists. I was initially saved by Maryland state troopers, only to be told to use an Uber to go back to the truck to retrieve my valuables. That Uber driver abandoned me at the truck. Desperate, I called Ford Roadside Assistance, which was powerless to help me. They couldn’t even get me a tow truck because the Super Duty was too big for the tow trucks operating that night. Then, it started raining, so I had to fashion a makeshift sunroof out of a blanket and floor mats. Then, I had to walk down the median one more time, and that time it was extra terrible because it was raining.

Finally, another Maryland state trooper picked me up, and we went on a short ride-along before he finally dropped me off at my hotel. I got into my room just after 2 a.m., or a little over four hours since the disaster began. It was hard to believe that only four hours had passed. It felt like I was fighting all night. If you want to read the full story, click here to read part one.

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In Part 2, I noted that on the morning after, Friday, I was given three choices. I could have towed the truck to a dealer and paid the dealership for two new keys, I could have waited for Ford to overnight the original spare key to my hotel, or I could have waited roughly seven hours for Ford to send out a driver from Detroit with the truck’s second fob. The first option would have likely cost me $1,000 and had no guarantee of getting me back on the road in time to get to the port before it closed for the weekend. Option two would have also delayed me getting to the port until Monday. I didn’t like option three because I didn’t want to have someone drive a 14-hour round trip just because I screwed up.

Our secret designer, the Bishop, and I hatched a wild plan. What if I asked to have the key driven out, and then instead of just sitting around and waiting for seven hours, I just use a U-Haul to pick up my Honda? That way, I’d be ready to drive home the moment Ford’s courier brought me the key. I thought the idea was brilliant. I canceled the tow because I thought it wasn’t needed anymore. I’m still not sure why I thought that.

This didn’t go to plan. U-Haul didn’t have any pickup trucks available that morning and no car hauler trailers, either. So I rented a cube van and then attempted to transfer the trailer I had on the back of the F-350 to the U-Haul truck. I then got the U-Haul stuck in mud next to the Interstate while trying to position myself to do the trailer transfer.

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Technically, I made another mistake here, as well. As a reader pointed out, I should have still gotten the truck towed. The tow would have been free, anyway. Following through on the tow would have removed the truck and trailer from being on the side of the highway. It would have also made facilitating the trailer transfer much safer as it would have happened in a Ford dealer parking lot rather on the side of a highway. Likewise, maybe the dealer could have put the truck under cover or something. So, add “canceling the tow” to my long list of dumb failures during this whole event.

Things finally began turning in the correct direction once a kind AAA tow truck driver winched the U-Haul out of the mud and helped me safely attach the trailer. I then drove to the port, picked the car up, and began driving back to Hagerstown. I figured the key would be there around the time I got there. So, I’d just have to hitch up, return the U-Haul, and head home. My purse would be a little lighter, but I would have gotten out of this ordeal with nothing truly bad happening.

Not Out Of The Storm Yet

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I departed the Port of Baltimore with high spirits and, for the first time in 17 hours, a smile on my face. But it wasn’t meant to be.

As I drove into heavy Baltimore traffic, I noticed that there were dark clouds in the distance. I had checked the weather early that morning. The forecast called for heavy rain in the evening, but the timing placed the rain as arriving after I was scheduled to be on the road for home already. It was because of this reason that I didn’t buy a tarp to cover the F-350.

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However, my weather app now suggested that the situation was rapidly changing. Now, the rain was scheduled to arrive in Hagerstown in maybe two hours. The trip to the port from where I got stuck took only an hour and 10 minutes. Based on time estimates, Ford’s driver should have been arriving at the truck at about the moment I was stuck in traffic. But I did not receive a text or call.

Thus, I moved to another backup plan. I would race to a Walmart in Hagerstown, get a tarp or something, cover the F-350, and then wait it out. In theory, I had just enough time to make this work.

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In practice, traffic in Baltimore was brutal. I watched as my estimated travel time crept up minute by minute. A crash and construction slowed traffic down even more. When I finally got free of the Baltimore blockage, I was due to arrive at the truck at around the instant the rain was scheduled to arrive. I no longer had time to go to Walmart. Now, it was a race against time to do what I could to salvage the situation.

Driving the U-Haul fast was a scary thing. This “in-town” rental truck didn’t seem to be maintained that well. It had an illuminated check engine light when I picked it up and I had driven boats with more accurate steering. But that’s no surprise. If you’ve ever done a local U-Haul rental you know that those trucks tend to be more worn than the one-way rentals. So, I did the safe thing and drove the truck exactly at the speed limit, and even that required some sawing at the wheel to keep things going straight.

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My heart pounded with every mile. I couldn’t help but notice that with every mile, the clouds were getting bigger and darker. My weather app suggested that Hagerstown was under a severe thunderstorm watch or warning and the area where the Ford was parked was soon about to get walloped by a nice big red area indicated by the radar. In fact, much of Maryland was under some kind of severe thunderstorm warning or even tornado watch. This was a serious weather event.

Thankfully, the weather gods had given me a break. I arrived in Hagerstown, and as I passed by the truck in the I-70 westbound lanes, it looked great and untouched. I rounded the cloverleaf at Highway 40, got into the I-70 eastbound lanes, and began approaching the F-350. That’s when the sky opened up the taps. A full-on downpour had arrived.

When It Rains

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As I noted in part one, Ford Roadside Assistance had me form a makeshift sunroof cover out of the truck’s floor mats. I added my own blanket for a little extra protection. This had worked for the extremely light rain that Hagerstown got on Thursday night, but was doing little to stop this deluge. It wasn’t long before the water fully soaked the blanket and the floor mats, and it then started dripping through and into the truck.

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It was in that moment when I realized that U-Haul trucks often come with huge, thick furniture pads. I figured I’d just eat the cost of soaking one of those and rolled open the U-Haul’s gate. As if my luck wasn’t bad enough, there was absolutely nothing in the U-Haul or the Honda Life that could help me.

Adding insult to injury was one of those stickers that cops put on your vehicle if you remain broken down on a highway for too long. I knew I was going to be gone before the time was up, but it was just one more twist of the knife, you know?

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Next, I tried removing the tonneau cover from the truck’s bed. This would have been a great way to stop water from getting in. Only there was one small problem, as the key to unlock the tonneau cover was attached to the missing fob. Crap.

I sat there in the rain, getting absolutely soaked and defeated. As I looked around the truck bed, I saw my only path forward. I could not stop water from getting into the truck. But what if I could spare the interior by using something to absorb the water? I packed a lot of clothes for this trip and grabbed all of them.

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I also noticed that while the blanket and floormats could not stop the water from getting in, I was able to largely steer where the water built up before leaking out of the blanket. I positioned the blanket to dump the majority of the water into all of my clothes. I laid my clothes out onto anything I thought was vulnerable to water. I mean I laid out all of my clothes, too. Within 10 minutes, everything I had brought on this trip had been sacrificed to save the truck.

Holding Out For A Hero

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[Ed Note: Yikes! Obviously, we pride ourselves in taking care of press vehicles, though this kinda thing does happen! You lose your fob, and your sunroof is stuck wide open in the rain. The interesting thing is learning how well a modern truck holds up to this kind of situation… -DT]. 

Once I did all that I could, I called up Diane, my emergency contact at Ford. She had notified me that due to construction delays and traffic, the driver had been running about two or so hours behind. I told her that rain had begun falling in Hagerstown, so that the interior was getting wet. She noted that and asked me to be safe, as that was the most important thing.

Luckily, it wasn’t long after that call when the rain slowed down from pelting on me, to light and steady, to a drizzle, and then gone. The storm wasn’t gone, but a gap had formed in the storm that would give Hagerstown about an hour or so of a break. Diane said that the driver was about an hour away, so now the race was on again.

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I drove to the hotel, parked the U-Haul, and then stood at the entrance. Back in 2012, I took about a year or two of Meteorology classes and I tried to use what I learned so long ago to predict when the next hit was going to happen. By my estimate, the rain that I just got soaked in was only an appetizer. The main course was coming and it was going to hit even harder.

The hour of waiting for the driver to show up had to have been one of the longest single hours I’ve lived in my entire life. I stood there, soaking wet, watching even darker clouds surround the area, and I was powerless to stop it. I could do nothing but see the big ball of red get closer and closer to Hagerstown, and hope that the storm might turn away or dissipate.

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Thankfully, my knight in shining armor appeared at around the one-hour mark in a Ford Mustang GT California Special. To me in that moment, that Mustang was the coolest one I had seen in my life. The extremely kind gentleman tossed me the key, then we grabbed some towels before racing out to the truck.

The first thing we did was take down my makeshift sunroof cover and tossed it into the bed. Then, I fired up the truck, closed all open portals, then got out of there. We both reconvened at the hotel, where we used spare pool towels to do a hotel-side detailing.

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The Platinum Plus Emerges Triumphant

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We were surprised that my last-second decision to sacrifice my clothes had seemingly helped. The interior was decently dry. Two cupholders had a bit of water in them, the center console got wet, two seats were pretty wet, and the headliner was wet, but my clothes seem to have helped soak up the moisture, and the truck’s floors didn’t even get wet.

We did the best we could with an army of towels. Then, I pulled the truck over to the U-Haul, and swapped on the trailer. Finally, after nearly a day of being stuck, the F-350 was towing the Honda Life. I locked up the truck, and then drove the U-Haul back to where it came from.

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As a side note, I totally want one of these U-Haul fuel economy gauges in one of my cars. This one was broken, but I still liked how cool it looked.

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The heaviest part of the storm hit pretty much the moment when I hopped out of the U-Haul. First came the hail, then came rain so intense that I saw flash-flooding in some areas around me. Lightning and thunder cracked nearby, and I saw the lights go out in houses and businesses not far from where I stood at U-Haul. The rain was sideways, too. So, even as I waited under cover at U-Haul for an Uber, I was getting soaked from head to toe.

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Had Ford’s guy been only an hour more behind schedule, the truck would have been done for. Even my clothes wouldn’t have been able to stop this.

Thankfully, that hadn’t been the case. My Uber dropped me off, I hopped in the truck and exactly 23 hours after the nightmare began, I was finally on the road for home. Somehow, the rain spared a single dress from getting drenched, so I put that one on.

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At first, my method for drying the rest of the truck out involved using all four seat heaters on high and the HVAC system on hot, with the air-conditioner on. It was still raining heavily, so I couldn’t open a window to let in fresh air to help out.

I was shocked by how much the truck didn’t seem to care about being stuck in the rain. [Ed Note: I, too, am impressed given this is a modern truck full of electronics. -DT]. At first, the only real sign of what happened was that the driver seat was a little wet. About an hour into the drive, however, I started getting warnings on the instrument cluster that the truck’s trailer brake and trailer lighting modules were no longer functioning correctly.

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I later found out that this had nothing to do with what I did, but that the trailer connections under the truck (which led to the plugs on the rear bumper) were getting blasted with water. Once I got out of the rain, I got the water out of the connectors, and the error went away. As it turns out, I’m not the only person to have run into these errors in a newer F-Series after driving in the rain. If you own one of these trucks, you may benefit from using some dielectric grease in the trailer lighting connectors under your truck.

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Once I got free of the rain, I left all sources of heat on full blast, but then I also opened up the windows, too. I then drove the rest of the 700 miles home like that, just letting wind, heat, and air-conditioner pull moisture out of the truck.

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I had one final issue with the truck, and it was that the driver-side motorized running board began failing to deploy. I would hear the motor turn on, but no actual movement. I began fearing that the truck had a casualty from my stupidity.

I was able to get the running board working again by cleaning out its joints. These running boards have a safety feature where they will not deploy or close if too much resistance is detected. Normally, that’s to protect the board from chomping on your foot, but it also means that your boards may not open if the joints are too dirty. Some Ford owners have told me that the F-350’s board probably needed some lube, too.

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In the end, I drove nearly 800 miles back home, and the truck was flawless. It still got 14 mpg with the car on its back, and by the time I got it home, it was completely dry. I dried out the truck some more before Ford picked it up, and I’m happy to report that everything worked out. The headliner didn’t get a single stain, the truck still smelled brand-new, and there wasn’t a single error. I was even able to dry out my clothes when I got home.

Now, soon, you’ll get to read about my awesome little import and just how cool the 2025 Ford F-350 Platinum Plus really is. Stick around for that.

You Only Have One Life

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Ultimately, the cost of my stupidity ended up being around $700. I know that I could have made about a million different better choices. Had I not put the key on the cowling, this wouldn’t have happened. Had I stopped as soon as I lost the key, maybe I might have found the key. Had I closed the windows before putting the truck in park, I wouldn’t have had to worry about water intrusion. Had I pulled off the highway and gone to a hotel or something, I wouldn’t have been stuck on a highway. Had I not canceled the tow, I wouldn’t have gotten a U-Haul stuck. Had I not tried to pull a U-turn on a highway, I wouldn’t have gotten the U-Haul stuck. Had I bought a tarp, the truck’s interior wouldn’t have gotten wet.

I can’t help but go through every stupid decision and beat myself up over how I could have possibly been so dumb to have strung together so many bad choices in just a few hours. I was genuinely sad and probably a bit hurtful to myself in the days immediately after this went down. I didn’t even fully enjoy the road trip back home because the events of the prior day weighed on my mind. Maybe I deserved it, or maybe I deserve worse. I’m not really sure.

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Now, a couple of weeks later, I am being a bit nicer to myself. I’m also reminding myself that, sometimes, you’re the bug on the windshield. All of my pain was self-inflicted, but destroying myself won’t solve anything. The best I can do is do better and be better for next time.

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Perhaps this was evident when I at least tried to make myself feel better by using the F-350’s built-in generator to run a flat iron to do my hair at a rest stop. My hair had been ruined by the rain the day before, but did I need to punish myself by letting it stay ruined? No.

I’ve been trying to have lessons to teach when telling this story in three parts, and I think I’ve found the lesson for this one. First, obviously, guard your fob like it were your pet or your kid. Put a tracking device on it if you have to. Likewise, basically every decision I made on that highway, from walking the median to trying to pull a U-turn in a box truck, was a terrible idea. Don’t do any of that, either.

However, at least for this third and final part of this, I think I want to say that you shouldn’t destroy yourself over mistakes. Humans are bound to make some real boneheaded choices. After all, our imperfections are part of what makes us human. Life would be boring if everyone were “perfect,” whatever that would even mean. At the end of the day, nobody got hurt, and the only real damage was to my bank account. It’s not worth spiraling oneself out of control over money. You can make more money, but there’s only one you. So, the next time you screw up, don’t do what I did and bully yourself into crying. Be kind to yourself.

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Jeff Marquardt
Jeff Marquardt
1 month ago

What a journey of emotions. Sometimes a car website is more than about cars, and that is where the writers on this site shine. The personal journeys and experiences are so relatable, open and honest.

We have all had days like this, blunders, made mistakes because of frayed nerves. It takes a lot to admit this, share this but not only do you learn and grow from this, but it inspires others as well. Thanks for sharing, and I am glad that in the end, everything worked out and there is another awesome car that we will get to read about.

R53forfun
R53forfun
1 month ago

I cannot imagine the level of stress throughout this ordeal! Well, actually I can because you communicated it so well, but damn. Hope you arrived home to a hug from Cheryl, an adult beverage, hot shower and a long sleep.

And I hope you’re done kicking yourself over this, given the lessons learned. As you said: be kind to yourself :).

The Bishop's Brother
The Bishop's Brother
1 month ago
Reply to  R53forfun

Yeah, I’m glad I got to experience this as a reader of the post after it was all done and not freaking out on Autopian slack on real-time worrying about Mercedes walking along an interstate by herself at night.

R53forfun
R53forfun
1 month ago

Amen Brother

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The Mark
The Mark
1 month ago

You’re home safe, that is all that matters. And you got a new toy to write about!
Hopefully the Ford roadside assistance team can pass along to the engineering team what happened, I still feel like there are multiple flaws here.

Box Rocket
Box Rocket
1 month ago
Reply to  The Mark

In fairness to Ford though, there are numerous bad operators who might try to gain unwarranted access to an expensive truck, and can be very convincing.

The Mark
The Mark
1 month ago
Reply to  Box Rocket

Agreed. In this case, they could have climbed through the open sunroof.
At minimum it should have kept delayed accessory power until she could get everything closed up.

Box Rocket
Box Rocket
1 month ago
Reply to  The Mark

That makes sense, like if you can at least hit the stop/start button there should be a provision to at least close the cab up (windows & roof) even without the key. Opening a glass panel wouldn’t be allowed in that instance.

Taco Shackleford
Taco Shackleford
1 month ago

Experience is only gained after it is needed.

Great job working through all the calamity. Next time just one of these things happens, you will know how to handle it so much better.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago

This is the perfect time to create a list of things I should take along with me on a road trip. I always have a decent tool kit, back in the days a replacement fuel pump because my vehicle ate those, spare gas, tarp, compressor if room, tire repair kit, in fact since you have so many projects make a kit transfer it to the car you are driving and if on a test or pickup run just throw it in the car you are driving. Do you ever watch NCIS? It can be your go bag. In fact let’s have people suggest the best go bag items. And let’s ban DT as he thinks huge heavy car parts are smart used of carry on luggage.

Idiotking
Idiotking
1 month ago

I just took my Scout 500 miles out to Ohio to a show and back again. This is the fifth time since 2018. The contents of my waterproof bin (I run a soft top, which is more of a rain deterrent than a cover) include:

  • Oil/Power steering fluid/coolant/1 gal. distilled water
  • Tool roll/SAE toolbox
  • Tarp
  • rotor, points, coil, plugs, plug wires, fuel pump
  • long rad hose, 10′ fuel line
  • Earplugs
  • Sunscreen
  • Zip ties/elec. tape/bungee cords
  • Flashlight
  • Sleeping bag
Tbird
Tbird
1 month ago
Reply to  Idiotking

Duct tape, electrical tape
Utility (razor) knife
Screwdriver (phillips and flat)
Slip joint pliers
8″ crescent wrench
hammer
wire cutters and needle nose pliers
zip ties
jumper cables
x type lug wrench (folding)
flashlight
gloves
windbreaker
2 old floor mats or carpet chunks
1 can fix a flat
a few red shop rags
reflective or day glo yellow safety vest
safety glasses
thermal fleece blanket
small plastic tarp
baby wipes
sunglasses
reading glasses
notebook and pen
facial tissue
container of loose change and a $20 bill
110V and 12V USB charger plug adaptors, phone cables

optional:

12v compressor
small rolling jack
sunscreen
jump start pack
jug of water
hand sanitizer

On a long trip I may carry a quart of oil and a jug of the proper premix coolant (I always have stock). I find the tools often more useful at my destination, not on the road. I don’t know how many times I’ve needed a screwdriver or pliers out somewhere.

I have a small tool bag or backpack for what won’t fit in the spare tire well.

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TurboFarts
TurboFarts
1 month ago
Reply to  Tbird

Weird to put ‘jug of water’ as optional when of your entire list it is the only thing that you would really need in a true emergency.

Tbird
Tbird
1 month ago
Reply to  TurboFarts

I don’t leave a water jug in the car all the time, and often have a 16oz refillable water bottle on me. Most of the rest of the kit stays in each car 365. A lot is for convenience or to help somebody else out in a pinch.

No need for a socket set without parts, and I can buy/borrow a cheap one anywhere.

TurboFarts
TurboFarts
1 month ago
Reply to  Tbird

Fair enough. I also always bring a large refillable container of water with me every time I drive. Pre-filled, of course.

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Tbird
Tbird
1 month ago
Reply to  Idiotking

I used to carry a spare voltage regulator, starter relay, and cap/rotor in the ’78 LTDII I had in high school. It ate those parts.

Kevin Rhodes
Kevin Rhodes
1 month ago

Bravo – you made it, that’s the important part. And you got your cool new toy home!

One thing that completely baffles me about modern cars. They pretty much ALL have rain sensors at this point (at least once you get above hairshirt level), and they have pinch sensors for the windows and sunroof – is it too much to ask for them to be smart enough to close the damned windows and sunroof if it starts raining? At a minimum, even with the thing OFF you should be able to manually close things up. I have my BMWs coded that way.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  Kevin Rhodes

But this was a brick occasion because no fob. I suggest when a vehicle bricks it closes everything and maybe doesn’t lock everything. After all locking everything with the windows open is stupid FORD. Also I am bewildered that Ford decided not allowing Ford emergency no ability to solve lost key fobs.

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Kevin Rhodes
Kevin Rhodes
1 month ago

Shouldn’t matter – you should still be able to secure the vehicle. This is just *stupid*. But modern cars are full of stupid.

And that’s even aside from the fact that the stupid thing shouldn’t brick itself. Of course if you shut it off without the key it shouldn’t be able to restart – but shutting itself off because you put it in park is *asinine*. My BMW will work perfectly fine without the key fob until you shut it off. But YOU have to shut it off. This was a very dangerous situation for that truck to put her into.

Tbird
Tbird
1 month ago
Reply to  Kevin Rhodes

My keyless Toyota is like this, It will run until I press the Power button.

Jeff Diamond
Jeff Diamond
1 month ago

Mercedes don’t be too hard on yourself, you did the most important thing right. You kept working the problem!

Dirtywrencher
Dirtywrencher
1 month ago
Reply to  Jeff Diamond

That’s a line from one of my favorite films, Martian.
Matt Damon’s character just “works the problem” as they come up or he screws up.
Work the problem and occasionally chuckle…

Cerberus
Cerberus
1 month ago

My ’12 Focus got poured on when I left the sunroof open on what was foretold to be a perfect day. I could blame the meteorologists, but I’ve lived in New England most of my life, so I should know better. Anyway, despite enough water to fill the console cup holders several inches deep, I was able to dry it similarly to how you did the truck and I never had a problem arise. That was with cloth seats, too, which had me worried about mold, though they were merely damp. I also lucked out in that it was summer, so there was a lot of natural heat to help dry things. I think the next day the inside of the windows was a little bit foggy, but that was it and the car was flawless until it was totaled by a pair of idiots with over 200k miles.

I’m pretty sure you can find those old fuel economy vacuum gauges on ebay and not just UHaul-specific. They probably even still sell new ones, though I haven’t perused a JC Whitney catalog in quite a long time.

Sam Morse
Sam Morse
1 month ago
Reply to  Cerberus

You can get a boost/vacuum gauge that does both too.
I noted cobras that had interiors kitted out like boats, with marine grade everything, in case of water.

Tbird
Tbird
1 month ago
Reply to  Cerberus

A friend left the passenger window down in my old Acura TSX and it got rained on. It ruined the leather on the seat bolster 🙁

TurboFarts
TurboFarts
1 month ago

$110k “fancy” truck that is too stupid to know its key fob is outside the vehicle? I guess it is designed that way to match its owners.

Cody
Cody
1 month ago
Reply to  TurboFarts

My 12 year old BMW tells me when the key is outside of the car or not detected

Kevin Rhodes
Kevin Rhodes
1 month ago
Reply to  Cody

I have a 14yo BMW with Comfort Access – I doubt it’s sensitive enough to tell the key is on the cowl. In my pocket a few feet away, sure. Also won’t let you lock the car with the key in the car – which evidently the fear of which is what started this whole fiasco.

That last was actually annoying when I was with my mother in Europe in my M235i. We had to make sure she always had the second key with her, as if it was in the car you couldn’t lock it.

Cerberus
Cerberus
1 month ago
Reply to  Kevin Rhodes

My Subayota also won’t let one lock it from the outside with the key inside. Now I wish I tested my Fords. Then again, I probably tried it in error, it wouldn’t let me, I swore at myself, retrieved the key from the pocket of my coat that I had removed, and forgot about the whole thing.

Box Rocket
Box Rocket
1 month ago
Reply to  Cerberus

Most vehicles don’t generally let you lock the proximity key inside if it can detect it. Fords will allow you to if you have the keypad system, so that way you can leave the fob in the vehicle like if you’re going swimming or something and don’t/can’t take it with you.

My sister once closed the key fob to her car in its trunk. However it was just within the range of the trunk sensor so we were still able to open the trunk and retrieve it.

Box Rocket
Box Rocket
1 month ago
Reply to  TurboFarts

Proximity sensors are just that, proximity. They don’t necessarily “know” what direction the key is in, just that it’s within the range of the antennas, which is generally restricted to a couple feet or so. There’s typically one antenna in the dashboard for the start/stop button in the dash (which is why the truck picked up the remote on the cowl), then generally one for each of the doors (or for each side), and sometimes one for the tailgate/cargo hatch/trunk. No need to add complexity and cost to make them “directional”.

Chartreuse Bison
Chartreuse Bison
1 month ago
Reply to  TurboFarts

If it was outside the door, on the roof, in the bed? Yes
On the cowl with nothing but a sheet of glass between it and the sensors that’s probably right on the other side of said glass? How could it know?

TurboFarts
TurboFarts
1 month ago

It was a joke…

I tested this on my vehicle and sure enough it started up and let me drive with the fob on the cowl.

Seems like a serious design failure mode that I’ve never read about before this.

Maybe Mercedes should contact NHTSA.

Angry Bob
Angry Bob
1 month ago

Don’t be so hard on yourself. This kind of thing happens to everybody, and most people wouldn’t have a clue what to do in that kind of situation.

TurboFarts
TurboFarts
1 month ago
Reply to  Angry Bob

False

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  TurboFarts

Only because most wouldn’t be willing to take the risk

Bizness Comma Nunya
Bizness Comma Nunya
1 month ago
Reply to  Angry Bob

Agreed.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  Angry Bob

I do wonder why when new technology is integrated how they make decisions. Lock the doors but leave the windows and sunroofs open. I realize no one ever misplaced a key fob until Mercedes last week but no way to handle lost fob with Ford emergency service I assume it is expensive? And yes I am sure every other manufacturer makes similar questionable decisions.
In addition with trucks growing like Weight Watchers members on a cruise not being able to find a tow truck in a huge city like Baltimore likely means no tow rescue, no Ford Rescue or no mobile repair rescue. Maybe design trucks that can be towed otherwise it’s just like Tesla bricks because the battery died.
Forgive yourself Mercedes you have provided an abundance of great Beta testing information that should help Ford in the long run if they are paying attention.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago

This is big enough to BE a tow truck.

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
1 month ago

Whew! That was quite the trilogy. I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me. Who’s going to play you on the three part NetFlix series? Working title,”Hindsight is 20/20.”

Sam Morse
Sam Morse
1 month ago
Reply to  Dodsworth

Still better than a trip. I took to Texas in a “reliable Toyota” years ago.
First, both rear wheels fell off, and that was in less than a hundred miles.
We actually finished the trip.
Too stupid to give up.

DJP
DJP
1 month ago

When I get into situations that turn hilariously dire like this (hilarious because you just have to laugh just how bad it is), The way I keep myself sane and focused is to say to myself
“The only way out is through.”
Yes, it sucks, and yes it is going to get harder before it gets easier, but just like Mark Watney in The Martian – solve the next problem, and then the next one, until you are on the other side of it.

You really performed admirably, and I know you beat yourself up at every misstep, but your commitment to taking the lesson from your setbacks and mistakes, and not beating yourself up over all of this forever, is *so important*. You also demonstrated incredible vulnerability in sharing this story. That takes waaaay more strength than anyone is ever going to give you credit for.

Theotherotter
Theotherotter
1 month ago

I’m sorry all this happened to you, Mercedes, but you ended it on a perfect note.

Be kind to yourself, and forgive yourself.

David Reynolds
David Reynolds
1 month ago

So… Nothing failed other than an exterior connector that should be weatherproof due to weather issues and a running board that should be weatherproof failed due to weather issues.

Kinda great that the interior seems to have some protection against getting wet, but exterior parts that need to be weatherproof having weather issues is a rather big fail.

Especially on something that costs six figures.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  David Reynolds

Maybe the truck should come with a suitcase of womens clothes since it doesn’t come with any other practical equipment in the case of emergency?

Box Rocket
Box Rocket
1 month ago
Reply to  David Reynolds

As stated in the article, a little bit of dielectric grease would have prevented the issues. Many owners/users already use that as a matter of course.

Last edited 1 month ago by Box Rocket
David Reynolds
David Reynolds
1 month ago
Reply to  Box Rocket

I’ll give you a granted rather extreme scenario – you buy a new truck. The motor blows up because they didn’t put oil in it at the factory. Would you say no problem, many people just put oil in it and don’t worry about it.

Again, it is a six-figure truck and exterior things failed because they weren’t properly weatherproofed from the factory. For that much money Ford can pony up for some grease where it’s needed.

ADDvanced
ADDvanced
1 month ago
Jatkat
Jatkat
1 month ago

My truck is also extremely fancy. It has those newfangled windows powered by electricity. I can’t imagine 90’s GM electrics would get along well with rain. My Tracker is liberating, it has power nothing, and I’ve left the windows down on it millions of times.

Kevin Rhodes
Kevin Rhodes
1 month ago
Reply to  Jatkat

IMHO, proper trucks have “hose-it-out” interiors.

Jatkat
Jatkat
1 month ago
Reply to  Kevin Rhodes

Well the guy who ordered my K2500 in ’95 was feeling a bit decadent. Windows AND locks operated by electricity (hilarious in a single cab), a radio that can convert magnetic tape into sound, rich beige carpeting, seats made of FABRIC, and a transmission that shifts automatically. That was what passed for a top Silverado trim in 95 hah!
One cool and actually sorta fancy feature: I have a key fob! First year they offered it, and really rare. I’ve never actually found another 2 button like it, most are for the suburbans and have a hatch pop button.

Kevin Rhodes
Kevin Rhodes
1 month ago
Reply to  Jatkat

Fancy indeed! I took my driver’s license test in a RWD ’84 Suburban diesel with crank windows and no A/C. And with the old 6.2L non-turbo, no discernable power. Rubber mats on the floor. I did have AM AND FM in the radio though – so posh!

Sid Bridge
Sid Bridge
1 month ago

I got cut off in traffic last week by a complete jerk in a Honda Accord. It led to a ridiculous series of events where I probably could have told this person off, or at least tried to reach some level of understanding, but I ended up with awkward silence.

A little time + a little storytelling + some creativity and I now have an awesome addition to my stand-up set.

Something good always comes out of these situations. You made the right decisions at the time given the stress you were under. Hindsight might say otherwise, but future you wasn’t there. In the meantime, we got an epic series of articles full of genuine sentiments. So, yeah, you get the win here.

subsea_EV-VI
subsea_EV-VI
1 month ago

Seems like the key takeaway here is that pockets in women’s clothing is not just a good idea, it’s a safety issue!

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  subsea_EV-VI

Maybe if she had pockets she would not have put the fob on the hood. My takeaway is a fob should be designed to be a key ring for owners other keys. Then just put the fob and keys in your regular place that you don’t lose them when you drive your own vehicle.

J Hyman
J Hyman
1 month ago
Reply to  subsea_EV-VI

I’m going to put in a word for lanyards here. They do come in handy sometimes. (I see I am late to the party!)

Last edited 1 month ago by J Hyman
Box Rocket
Box Rocket
1 month ago
Reply to  J Hyman

I made the same point on the first article. I work at a high-volume dealership, and any loose key that I’m working with goes on the carabiner on my lanyard. From there it either gets locked up or goes with the owner. Never in a pocket, and never otherwise “out of sight”.

Russell M
Russell M
1 month ago

You know, looks like there are a handful of the Uhaul fuel economy vacuum gauges available on Ebay right now. They’re marked as for a GMC Savana, but I’d imagine that just has to do with the gauge pod included in the kit.

I don't hate manual transmissions
I don't hate manual transmissions
1 month ago

The real lesson of this story is, that’s Life.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago

Now she’ll have to buy a Honda That’s too?

I don't hate manual transmissions
I don't hate manual transmissions
1 month ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

And of course ensure they’re always parked in the correct order.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
1 month ago

and this fine old world keeps spinning around

Gubbin
Gubbin
1 month ago

It’s not an adventure unless something goes wrong.

(Which is why I have no interest in buying an “Adventure Bike”.)

Bob
Bob
1 month ago

I still think the one and only lesson is “Don’t walk down the side of a highway, much less at night, for any reason, any reason at all, unless perhaps you are carrying a badly bleeding baby to a hospital that you can already see. And then not even for that.” All the other issues are just shit that happens.

Last edited 1 month ago by Bob
MrLM002
MrLM002
1 month ago

I normally keep my FOB on a lanyard necklace and wear said lanyard around my neck. Just clips on no problem.

NewBalanceExtraWide
NewBalanceExtraWide
1 month ago

The lesson is the important part. Holy shit have I messed up some decisions many times along the way, but there’s no amount of self-flagellation that can undo time and reverse what’s been done. I’m glad it’s ended well, that entire trip sounds exhausting.

MP81
MP81
1 month ago

I’d say you should’ve just kept the fob in your purse or pocket…but the latter was likely not a choice, as women are not allowed to have pockets due to witchcraft.

But it could have been so, so much worse, so I guess overall it is a fairly decent outcome.

Last edited 1 month ago by MP81
Box Rocket
Box Rocket
1 month ago
Reply to  MP81

There are some companies that include decent pockets in their women’s clothing, and they’re also not tremendously difficult to add.

There’s also the Scottish option of wearing a sporran.

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