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Here’s What You Get When You Become An Autopian Member, And How It Will Make This The Greatest Car Website Ever

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The Autopian is a place for car-lovers. It was created after three people — Beau Boeckmann, Jason Torchinsky, and David Tracy — sat down in some microcars one day and scribbled down this motto: “The Autopian exists to serve the car enthusiast community by creating content that informs and entertains, while celebrating the unifying quality of automobiles.” We’ve upheld that motto for over eight months now, and many of you have rewarded us not only with your clicks, but with your excellent comments and frequent questions about how you can support this community more. We now have an answer: Become a member. Not only will it help us become the best version of the car website you’ve always wanted, but you’ll also get things and stuff and perhaps even goods out of the deal. Here’s a look at the details behind The Autopian’s Membership.

The Autopian came into being after hundreds of people kept messaging Jason and me — then writers at Jalopnik — asking us to do something. Readers were yearning for an easy-to-use website that championed car culture, and after a while, the calls became impossible to ignore. So Torch and I, two car-nuts who were just big enough dipshits to think we could pull this off, reached out to Jason’s friend and diehard car-person Beau Boeckmann (whom you’re going to see more of on this site soon!). An avid consumer of automotive media (and a media personality in his own right) and someone who had wanted to be involved in this business for years, Beau came out of the gate with a “Let’s do this thing” attitude. He’s affording us the freedom to do our thing; we hired Mercedes Streeter and Matt Hardigree, and recently we’ve got Patrick George hanging out with us to help build a more sustainable operation from the content-creation side. We’ve got some incredible contributors, an awesome video team, and so much fun stuff planned for the future.

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We’ve built something here, and you all are the most important part of it. This community is something that we all plan to keep growing for years to come, and an important element of that longevity will be your support in the form of membership.

You may be familiar with the website Defector. It’s a product of a bunch of former Deadspin writers quitting and starting their own subscription-based, mostly-sports website. It works great, and the site is firing on all cylinders, providing readers with exactly the content they want. We like this concept, but feel that a completely paywalled site would in many ways thwart what we’re trying to do here, and that is: champion car culture. We think a car website should be accessible for everyone from every walk of life, so our membership is optional, though we will try to force your hand by bribing you with exclusive content and merchandise!

So let’s talk about those bribes, shall we? (For now, we’re only shipping to folks in North America, since shipping costs are so high; if you’re not in North America, we’ll offer another, more virtual tier at a future date!).

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Autopian Vinyl

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  • What it is:
    • A way for you to get exclusive content and merchandise while supporting The Autopian’s mission.
    • Basically, this is you officially joining our cult. Because you can’t spell “car culture” without “car cult.”
  • What it costs:
  • Things you get:
    • A special, limited-edition Autopian shirt
    • An Autopian bumper sticker
  • Things you get (virtual)
    • Member’s only newsletter
    • Weekly wrenching open chat with Autopian writers/weekly open chat
    • A chance to be featured (if you want) in a weekly member rides post
    • Access to special content (extended cuts, early project car updates)
    • Early invites to Autopian events like car shows and parties
  • Things you get (emotional)
    • The warm feeling in your heart of supporting independent media at a time when a lot of your favorite car sites are going away…

Sign up here for Autopian Vinyl (Monthly)

Sign up here for Autopian Vinyl (Annual)

To gift an annual membership Click Here

Autopian Velour

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  • What it is:
    • A way for you to provide even more support to the site while also getting more opportunities to interact with the staff.
  • What it costs:
  • Things you get:
    • Everything in Vinyl plus:
      • A classy-as-hell grille badge
      • Random raffle prizes, including press swag from automakers.
  • Things you get (virtual)
    • Everything in Vinyl plus:
      • Invites to private quarterly Zoom/In-Person Automotive Trivia Nights
      • A drawing on your birthday from Jason of whatever car you want sent directly to your Atari
  • Things you get (emotional)
    • A powerful, pervasive feeling that you’re actually doing genuine good in the world, which will be expressed via powerful sex hormones that everyone around you will absolutely notice. Also, you’ll probably sleep better.

Autopian Rich Corinthian Leather

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  • What it is:
    • The ultimate in Autopian membership.
    • A chance to be treated like a king by a bunch of car-loving dirtbags.
  • What it costs:
  • Things you get (physical):
    • Everything in Velour plus:
      • An annual private tour (potentially with other members) of Beau’s personal collection in LA, the Petersen Museum, The Crawford Museum, or the Lane Museum led by a staffer or friend of the site. If you come to Beau’s collection you’ll also get lunch at the famous Horseless Carriage restaurant in Galpin Ford
      • Limited-edition Autopian merch every quarter
      • Reserve parking at any Autopian event (where possible)
  • Things you get (virtual)
    • Everything in Velour plus:
      • A video from David or Jason to a person of your choosing that encourages them to buy a specific car OR allow you to buy a car (or just a birthday video) 
  • Things you get (emotional)
    • David will send you a signed vial of rust flakes from one of his project cars. Place this vial in your garage as a reminder that, as bad as things are going with your own project car, things could be worse. Legend has it that if you rub this vial three times, it will give you good luck with loosening stubborn bolts. (Use of a breaker bar to remove a tiny 1/4-inch (or 6mm) bolt voids warranty; also, there is no warranty).
  • Sign up here for Rich Corinthian Leather
  • Give the gift of Rich Corinthian Leather by Clicking Here

The Autopian Wrenching/Road Tripping Experience

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  • What it is:
    • Hanging out with DT, wrenching all day, living the dream.
  • What it costs:
  • Things you get:
    • Everything in Rich Corinthian Leather plus:
      • David Tracy, whom we’d prefer you not murder and store in your basement freezer, will spend at least three full days helping you wrench on your car. He will bring pizza and beverages, and it will be an epic wrenchfest, though one focused on fun. This is not a rent-a-mechanic service, it’s an experience with one of the internet’s foremost shitbox wrenching experts.
      • [Ed Note: Are we really doing this? This seems like a terrible idea? Is anyone going to actually do this? I have many many questions. – MH]
  • Sign up for the wrenching experience by clicking this link
  • Gift this experience by Clicking Here

How Membership Will Improve The Site

We’re trying to build a financially sustainable operation here at The Autopian, and membership — as well as carefully-placed ads — will be key in making that happen; this is our first shot at this, and we’re always looking for ways to improve the membership experience (we welcome your ideas!). The more members who sign up (either by clicking the links above or by clicking the “support us” button on the homepage), the more cars we can do dumb things with. I personally want to fly to Brazil to buy a very rare Jeep, fix the thing up, and take it on an epic South American roadtrip. I may do that regardless, but you becoming a member will make that so much more feasible; plus, the video/articles will come faster!

Membership will also allow us to hire more talented writers, host more reader meetups, and just produce more and better content for you all to enjoy. We’re excited to continue building this car community, and we thank you for supporting us in our early days as we worked our butts off to build this place from scratch. Now it’s time to continue working our butts off to make it even better.

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RustFreeDreams
RustFreeDreams
1 year ago

Thanks to Jason for my bday drawing! A super excellent SW20 with winking pop up headlights!

Credit also to Matt and Otto: “The good news is that I bribed Otto with a Costco-sized box of Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs and he agreed to lock his father in the basement until your drawing was done.”

The benefits of membership and excellent cotomer sevis!

Dar Khorse
Dar Khorse
1 year ago

I was thrilled to get my swag bag in the mail today! The T-shirt looks great (featuring a 1970 Skoda 110R, if I’m not mistaken) and the grille badge is fantastic.

NewBalanceExtraWide
NewBalanceExtraWide
1 year ago
Reply to  Dar Khorse

Aww, man, I must have not been in the first round of shipments… I need that grille badge bad.

Paul Brogger
Paul Brogger
1 year ago

I note that Autopian articles have lately been cited/linked-to in my Chrome browser’s “Discover” news summary. You guys are looking legit!

Rich Hobbs
Rich Hobbs
1 year ago

Greetings! Received my Autopian Member shirt and all I can say is…Wow! Ok, how about Rad ? Or Hot Damn! It’s Black, and the graphic of the Tatra is too cool. I will wear it with pride! Thanks!

Cool Dave
Cool Dave
1 year ago

I know that $6000 option says it’s not a rent-a-mechanic service but dang it if I win any kind of money somewhere that’s exactly what it’s going to be! I will save all the fiddly, curse-bringing jobs I have and buy the cheapest tools I can find to ensure it makes for good internet material.

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 year ago

I now can confirm that the bumper sticker will, in fact, stick to a bumper. Really, that’s about all I can ask of it.

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52643250146_92f0ca5448_b.jpg

Capo Di tutti capi
Capo Di tutti capi
1 year ago

Just got the swag with a high quality vinyl and shirt. Putting it up for sale. You can find it posted for sale on your local craigslist. Asking for a reasonable price of $1 million. I know what I’ve got, no low ball offers.

https://ibb.co/8dCqWDR

Drive By Commenter
Drive By Commenter
1 year ago

I believe I signed up, but the site isn’t reflecting it yet. Can someone please check?

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
1 year ago

Am I the only one who did not get the grill badge in the package. I did get the shirt and bumper sticker

Michael Busch
Michael Busch
1 year ago

I’m all for the “shitbox” level membership as well

Gary Lynch
Gary Lynch
1 year ago

Yeah….. some of is “more experienced “ folk don’t see the value in much of the high falutin swag offered in these services. In particular looking at what $10 clams gets you here vs other online streaming services, which we would rather do without too.

Hence, how about a level that we can read all content, but not get travel swag, trips to wrench with folk, etc.

Let’s call it the “ShitBox” level. Seems to make sense….

Sampson
Sampson
1 year ago
Reply to  Gary Lynch

I was happy to purchase the Vinyl plan, but I totally agree with GLL here.

You guys should calculate the average bandwidth cost and the lost ad revenue for a typical user, add a dollar and we have the “ShitBox” level. $10-$12 per year and you’ve got a winner.

Man With A Reliable Jeep
Man With A Reliable Jeep
1 year ago
Reply to  Gary Lynch

Right? I want to support The Autopian, but I am David Tracy-levels of cheap. Can we have a Shower Spaghetti* level, even?

*For those not in the stingy kids club, you do shower spaghetti to conserve dish water. Step 1, eat spaghetti. Step 2, wash dishes, then self. Step 3, early retirement.

Dar Khorse
Dar Khorse
1 year ago

I signed up for the Velour membership, but I haven’t received any swag yet – any word on when that might ship?

Philip Dunlop
Philip Dunlop
1 year ago

Received my sticker & shirt here in Ireland just this morning. Look forward to flaunting it at cars & coffee! Was a bit surprised when I got a text from our postal service saying I had to pay tax on my package from “SHIPPED BY PIRATES”. Then it occurred to me what it was, and the tax wasn’t too hefty anyway.

Jake Robb
Jake Robb
1 year ago

Hmmm, $6000 to finish my engine swap project (started in 2017) in three days? Might be worth it! ????

Jake Robb
Jake Robb
1 year ago
Reply to  Jake Robb

On second thought: maybe you guys should add a $50/year tier. No perks, just support. Call it “Cheap, Hard Plastic”. I’ll probably go for the Vinyl, but a tier for those less fortunate where they can still support you?

Farmer Meeple
Farmer Meeple
1 year ago

Get fancy Kristen on staff and I’ll give you all the money.

Scott Bayus
Scott Bayus
1 year ago

Will there be a membership level that removes the ads now?

Taylor Marshall-Green
Taylor Marshall-Green
1 year ago

Yall making Project Cactus merch??

Dar Khorse
Dar Khorse
1 year ago

Still haven’t seen an email or other notification of swag shipments. Any update on that? Has anyone received their t-shirt, grille badge, etc.?

Turbeaux
Turbeaux
1 year ago
Reply to  Dar Khorse

They mentioned the badges were taking longer to make, so Velour level hasn’t shipped out yet. I’m vinyl and received my bumper sticker and shirt on Monday

EXL500
EXL500
1 year ago

I got my t-shirt yesterday and I’m wearing it today. Love my Skoda.

Jeff Diamond
Jeff Diamond
1 year ago

Just received my ultra-classy membership t-shirt and bumper sticker. Will cherish them both. Keep up the good work!

4x98
4x98
1 year ago

For the $6k deal are you willing to package up and ship Tracey to another country? Could we, for instance, pick him up at the frieght office of Cologne airport on our way to the Nurburgring in shitboxes?

Shifty McShifterson
Shifty McShifterson
1 year ago

Would there be a way to upgrade one’s membership during the year? Prorated?

Can we see a pic of the grill badge? Or is it just the site logo?

Is Travis
Is Travis
1 year ago

Patrick George is helping out? That is fucking fantastic!

TR6Driver
TR6Driver
1 year ago

Hey, guys…how come I’m getting the “this is for members only” stuff when I’m a member?

Peter Andruskiewicz
Peter Andruskiewicz
1 year ago
Reply to  TR6Driver

If you’re still getting those messages despite being signed in and having a membership, email Matt (matt@TheAutopian.com) and he’ll get it sorted. I had the same problem but they got it fixed.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

If any of you write an article about high school dance rides or cars your buddies or coworkers have that you are jealous of… I’ll sign up.

Dar Khorse
Dar Khorse
1 year ago

Soooo excited! My birthday is coming up next month and I can’t wait to see the picture Torch is gonna draw for me.

FWIW, i fully support the $5 per month vinyl membership level idea. Maybe even a $2.50/mo stankey 1970s VW vinyl level.

Acid Tonic
Acid Tonic
1 year ago

Please dont turn into Jimmy Whales.

Richard Truett
Richard Truett
1 year ago

Na ga da to a membership.
That’s what advertising is supposed to do.

That Guy with the Sunbird
That Guy with the Sunbird
1 year ago

Signed up for vinyl. Hoping to make it to member’s rides to show off my Sunbird since I’m one of the few weirdos actively preserving a J-Body.

MP81
MP81
1 year ago

Excellent. I do miss my $800 ’98 Cavalier. It was the best terrible car ever.

And a Sunbird will likely bring back memories of high school – my buddy had a ’94 Sunbird coupe with a unique water feature in that if it was raining, water leaked – heavily – in from the windshield cowl seal.

In winter, it froze, so you had little skating rinks in the footwells.

Pappa P
Pappa P
1 year ago

Hey I know this idea might sound crazy, but have you guys considered a cheaper tier below the vyn…. ah forget it.

Sorry we’re struggling to afford groceries here in Canada so I can’t do the membership, but I’m looking forward to purchasing some merch because I’m very grateful for the great content you guys are creating here and I would love to show some support.
Keep up the great work!

Well I guess it’s time to part with this comment for the rest of my life.
Bye comment, see you never.

Love, your dad,
Faceless Silhouette.

Mike P
Mike P
1 year ago
Reply to  Pappa P

Especially with the bloody exchange rate these days…

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago
Reply to  Pappa P

How about a little repair help?

Rich Hobbs
Rich Hobbs
1 year ago

Hey Y’all ! Where’s the final excerpt of David’s move trip? I am dying of suspense! Waiting with baited breath that smells like minnows! YOSW

Senut Yenool
Senut Yenool
1 year ago

You should consider a no swag “radio delete” tier for $75.

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