When it comes to modifying cars, aerodynamic components are often subject to mockery and criticism. Slapping on a big wing has always been popular with those desperate for the race car look, and it’s easy to overdo things by tacking on silly canards and extraneous vents. Still, few go quite as far as this West Coast Honda owner.
What you’re looking at is an eighth-generation Honda Accord. Based on the tail lights, it looks to be a post-facelift model, built for the 2011 or 2012 model years. All in all, a comfortable, capable commuter car that wouldn’t normally draw the slightest bit of attention. That is, except, for the many jagged adornments decorating every surface of the vehicle.
This vehicle came to our attention thanks to @skeletonyuth on Twitter. They first posted about the eye-catching Accord back in October last year. Given the striking “aerodynamic” elements, you can see why they saw fit to take a photo.
so i see this crazy looking honda near work sometimes pic.twitter.com/7I4g0gI6ni
— 2014 HONDA CIVIC (@skeletonyuth) October 30, 2024
The Accord, as first spotted by @skeletonyuth.
The Accord has only gotten crazier since then. It wasn’t long before more random parts were added, particularly to the rear doors. Fast forward to today, and the front doors have gained similar levels of complication. You almost have to hunt for the door handle amidst the plastic and (possibly) carbon fiber jungle.
The parts applied to the car are a total mishmash of the functional and the functionally insane. The wheel arches, rear wing, and front splitter are typical tuner mods; you could say the same for the front fender vents, too. However, it’s a little more unconventional to stick random canards all over the body, including in places where they’ll do precisely nothing to aid downforce. Similarly, there appear to be sideskirts affixed to the roof. Quite creative.
The doors themselves are perhaps the biggest standout, though. Beyond the second set of mirrors, it’s hard to even figure out what the owner has stuck on there. It’s just a mess of black protrusions stacked one on top of the other. It appears that various lips, flares, and trim pieces have been stuck on to create the overwhelmingly chaotic sculpture that this car has become.
As you might imagine, a car this crazy doesn’t go unnoticed. The car is routinely spotted out in the world and captured by astounded enthusiasts. It started appearing on Reddit in August last year, most commonly posted by people trying to figure out just exactly what they were looking at.
Based on photos online, the car appears to live on the West Coast. It’s been captured in Arizona and the neighboring state of California.
I might have a degree in Aerospace Engineering, but I don’t need it to tell you that this isn’t an effective way to improve your car’s performance. With so many jagged protrusions sticking out into the air stream, this Accord is carrying a lot more drag than stock, for no downforce benefit. With so many random parts hanging off the body, it’s unlikely even the functional parts are having a positive effect on grip at speed.
It’s worth noting that the drag penalty from all these mods would certainly be having a negative impact on fuel economy. The weight doesn’t help, either. It would be great fun to throw this thing in a wind tunnel. Mostly just to see the thick clouds of turbulence pouring off the thick forest of tacked-on hardware.
Obviously, though, performance isn’t the point of this build. It’s a unique car with an outrageous aesthetic, and it’s certainly good at pulling eyes. It also has a side benefit—it would be pretty hard for anyone to dent the car in a parking lot given there’s so much random stuff hanging off the sides.
All in all, I hope to track this owner down one day for a chat about their beautifully unique build. My first question is already burning, because they’ve left one panel untouched. When are they going to start decorating the hood?!
Image credits: @skeletonyuth via Twitter (permission provided)
Well. It’s certainly creative. Like mentally ill creative.
I would love to see this in a wind tunnel with the smoke trails (likely) going around in crazy eddies.
https://youtu.be/bRNPuSapsSs
Me and my Aero.
*wind tunnel engineer quietly sobbing* “but how does it make the air go backwards??!“
Guess we need to contact these people and tell them about our “wing worms”.. designed by rebadge designs and it’s nothing more then these black stickers that look like worms placed on the car in ideal locations to disrupt the air flow around the can. currently I have 46 of these on the rear of the van and once the faux glass side panels is wrapped on the van, I plan on getting more of these because of a bad molded edge at the rear of the van that’s our main air flow drag.
What a nightmare to clean as I look tearfully at both my salt-ridden ride outside my office window and at the clean, dry environs this monstrosity lives in.
I feel like this thing needs an additional set of side mirrors for the rear doors.
I am reminded of the movie Tetsuo.
They say it generates 2000 lbs of downforce at 5 miles per hour.
I love this, I don’t like it, I think it’s ugly, but I love it. I love it when people push past the awkward middle stages into full on crazy adornment. A lot of people make weird shit, but it takes a lot of craftsmanship and creativity to make some weird shit that’s worth looking at.
I don’t love this, I don’t like this, I think it’s ugly, but I love that the owner loves this. And now that they did it, no one else needs to.
Pretty sure it’s a when, not if, that debris from this car causes an accident.
Had he stopped at the first £100 he might have been ok, But no, He had to spend the second £100 too.
This looks like a Transformer mid transition. Or maybe and industrial grade cheese grater.
A sport bike that transforms into a Honda?
Words not uttered by this owner…..”That’s enough aero.” Words spoken by this owner… (in Christopher Walken voice) “Needs more aero!”
Liberty Walken body kit?
I’d imagine their browser opens straight to Alibaba. UPS driver is on a first name basis and knows when loading their truck which stop the oversize package is headed to.
The owner took a mundane car and turned it into something special. I respect the commitment. Fun!
It looks like the owner is a fan of bosozoku but their customization skills are limited to peel-and-stick.
This car is a rolling Xzibit meme… “Yo, dawg, I herd you like aero, so I put aero on your aero….”
You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, @skeletonyuth, why don’t you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
Hey, that looks like my hairdo!
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!
Good reference!
Why nothing on the hood? Possibly it would be illegal, because, visibility? If so, anything on the hood would attract more pull-overs than it would be worth.
If the current state of this car is not illegal, laws must change.
This would fail Pa inspection under the “protrusion clause”
My one question: is it symmetrical?
I’m too scared to look.
it wouldn’t matter one bitwho’s gonna check and/or complain if it isn’t?
I immediately searched the page for “symm” so I could post this. It sure looks like it to me, so it gets a pass in my book. That’s what keeps it from being an Art Car.
Yeah, the front view made me think there was effort put into balancing it out, and the sheer madness looks relatively the same on both sides. That’s testimony to…something?
How could you tell?
Looks like the “Aero” is growing like mold, or Algae on the sides of the car as time goes by. How does this thing go thru the car wash?
I don’t know anyone with a “normal” tuner car that goes through a car wash. Hand detailing is a part of the hobby.
Jeeminy Christmas- it looks like it’s been infected by the protomolecule from The Expanse!
But the protomolecule enhanced performance. This?!?!?
Maybe the owner speaks Belter.
They remind me of the Barnacles that have to be scraped off of ships from time to time…
Does it seriously have secondary side mirrors to see around all the aero bits?
Needed this LOL today. Thanks Lewin!
Hope the owner doesn’t try to “recover the investment” on all this when trying to sell this car.
It’s the classic “double your car’s value in add-ons in order to halve its overall value” move, also known by its variant: “I know what I’ve got!”
All those genuine Mugen bits are eye-wateringly expensive, if he can’t quite buy a NSX for what he’s spent on those, an S2000-worth is definitely there
There are zero real Mugen bits on this car. Mugen never made anything that look like any of these parts. It’s just a lot of generic ebay aero with fake Mugen stickers on it. Mugen did make aero parts for this generation Accord but this doesn’t have them.
Sarlacc beat me to it, but yeah, he knows what he got.