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I Couldn’t Help Myself: Cold Start

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Over the past couple days, the internet has been doing one of the things it does best, showing the entire population the same pool of things so that if one thing somehow catches people’s attention, it snowballs and becomes a fixture, if only for a moment, on the human collective consciousness. That’s currently happening now – perhaps actually winding down at this point – with a fascination with a young woman and her emphatic concept known now as hawk tuah. It was so pervasive that I found myself helpless to fight trying to come up with an automotive tie-in, which you see up above there.

If, somehow, you’re not familiar with the hawk tuah phenomenon, then first let me congratulate you from waking up from your coma, which I’m sure was no picnic, and I suppose I can just show you the original source.

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Here’s the video clip that started it all, simply a woman being asked a question, and answering with a vigorous honesty and an undeniable joie de vivre: 

Yes, yes, sage advice for us all. Really, in many ways, this feels like a refreshingly simple and fun thing to go viral, just someone with an exuberant way of expressing herself and everyone was kind of strangely enthralled.

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Anyway, if you don’t get the automotive version up there, I’m happy to explain: that’s a Studebaker Hawk, so, the Hawk with the TUAH license plate I hoped would convey the hawk-tuah reference. And, as a bonus, it’s nice to get people thinking about the Studebaker Hawk!

I like Hawks; they’re great-looking cars that had available superchargers and 275 horsepower way back in the 1950s. But I also have a sort of complicated feeling about them, because, as cool as they look, they’re also an example, I think, of how a design can get progressively ruined over time and everyone feeling an urge to needlessly “update” it and add crap.

See, the basic Hawk design started out as the Studebaker Starliner in 1953, a design penned by Bob Bourke, working under legendary industrial designer Raymond Loewy’s team. The car they came up with was, by 1950s standards especially, incredibly sleek and understated and elegant. Remember, 1950s American car design wasn’t really known for elegance or grace; this was an era when designers like Harley Earl would specify the amount of chrome trim he wanted to see on a car in terms of pounds. As in “add 100 more pounds of chrome on that.”

Here, look at this progression of the basic design from its introduction in 1953 (1954 one shown here, but it was basically the same) to the 1957 Hawk:

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All these cars are based on the same fundamental body design, but things were added and changed over the years; look how lean and svelte that Starliner was at the beginning, and then you see how the urge to add more chrome, a bigger grille, side trim and so on crept in, until the Hawk design which added a huge central grille and hood bulges and tacked-on indicator light pods on the front fenders and, of course, huge tailfins. They just couldn’t help themselves.

Much like how the Hawk Tuah woman can’t help herself from spitting on that thing, which is also why Matt suggested we add one more automotive Hawk Tuah image:

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You’re welcome.

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Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
5 months ago

I’m probably to young to not know what this is. But after getting rid of Instagram, this is my only social media now.

Sooooo, thanks?

Joseph Kinney
Joseph Kinney
5 months ago

Well played.

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
5 months ago

Tuah is Utah spelled sideways. Like Libby the Kid.

AnscoflexII
AnscoflexII
5 months ago

“Hawk Tuah” sounds like:

1) the lead character in an obscure sixties television series, wherein a modern day cowboy from the desert southwest solves murders along the Lincoln Highway.

2) a dance move popular in parts of Utah

3) an East German sports car based on Trabant mechanical bits.

Soasas
Soasas
5 months ago

Seeing photos of 54 pillarless Starlight coupe, much sleeker than those in your article.

DONALD FOLEY
DONALD FOLEY
5 months ago
Reply to  Soasas

The best.

DONALD FOLEY
DONALD FOLEY
5 months ago
Reply to  Soasas

Yes.

Chronometric
Chronometric
5 months ago

Thank you for the Studebaker. Curse you for Hawk Tuah girl.

Vetatur Fumare
Vetatur Fumare
5 months ago

I had no idea what this was about, aside from seeing the screenshot in a number of places already. Part of it is that I can almost never waste time on IG or ticktock with the sound on (either at work, or around my kids, or walking around in the city), so any video without subtitles is ignored completely by me.

Mike F.
Mike F.
5 months ago

Someone in our neighborhood had a ’55 Hawk in a metallic scarab green that remains one of the best-looking cars I’ve ever seen. Proof that when a designer really nails it, the car will look good forever.

Happy not to know about the Tuah thing, though.

Cerberus
Cerberus
5 months ago

Another benefit I attribute to not having kids is that there is nobody to force-feed me memes and viral junk, so I have no idea what this is about. Love the early Hawks, though. I don’t know what they go for now, but there was a time in the ’90s when nobody seemed to want them and I was going to pick one up if I came across one, but I never found a good one.

ADDvanced
ADDvanced
5 months ago

Studebaker “Loewy” coupes are so much prettier than any domestic contemporaries of that time period.

But yeah, the design just got busy and lost it’s simplicity and elegance. Surprised you didn’t show the Packard Hawk for how it really fell off the wagon.

Last edited 5 months ago by ADDvanced
Evo_CS
Evo_CS
5 months ago

I’m just here to comment on how lovely the illustration is at the top of this blog. It’s so, so good.

Jason needs to post the version WITHOUT the license plate.

Last edited 5 months ago by Evo_CS
Dodsworth
Dodsworth
5 months ago

That’s one of the most beautiful cars of all time. I first saw one in a museum a couple of years ago and bought a 1/18 die cast. I’m not impressed with the representative from Colorado.

DriveSheSaid
DriveSheSaid
5 months ago

Is this the spawn of that “this one time at band camp” girl?

PlatinumZJ
PlatinumZJ
5 months ago

I still have a slightly better understanding of skibidi than I do of hawk tuah, but I’m very pleased that Jason found a reason to provide some Studebaker content.

Theotherotter
Theotherotter
5 months ago

I somehow made it all the way through that meme without hearing of ‘Hawk tuah!’ but that thang of hers sure is funny.

PS it’s Bob Bourke. Who also helped design the shoebox Ford and the ’49 Mercury.

Hugh Crawford
Hugh Crawford
5 months ago

I actually prefer the Brooke Stevens redesign of Raymond Lowes cars.
Lowes’ designs Other than the Avanti, of course, seem to have aged much more than the Stevens versions.

At the time Mercedes-Benz sort of replaced Packard in Studebaker showrooms so making the Studebaker’s and Mercedes-Benz looks similar made a lot of sense. Eventually, of course, Mercedes acquired the entire Studebaker dealer network. It was pretty smart on Mercedes part essentially acquiring Packard’s customers too.

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
5 months ago

Tastes Great, Less Filling…or something like that. Such enthusiasm.
A for effort Torch.

Hugh Crawford
Hugh Crawford
5 months ago

Man, I really have been in a coma over the weekend, is that that congresswoman from Georgia?

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
5 months ago

I don’t think the Thing appreciates that.

FuzzyPlushroom
FuzzyPlushroom
5 months ago

The green Jello has raisins in it. You like raisins.

D0nut
D0nut
5 months ago

God damnit, I enjoyed my cozy spot underneath a rock.

Donald Haack Jr
Donald Haack Jr
5 months ago

“The Dr. will ask what year it is.”
Is this a trick question?

Twobox Designgineer
Twobox Designgineer
5 months ago

It’s a standard medical question to see how well a patient is “oriented,” or whatever the proper psychological term is. Year, month, president, what city you are in. Having dealt with two seniors who gradually lost the ability to answer the questions, it’s a familiar refrain.

Donald Haack Jr
Donald Haack Jr
5 months ago

I understand the reason for the question. My mother-in-law spent her last years in a memory care ward.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
5 months ago

Unless a meme directly involves cats, I’m pretty much blind to it. I do love a Loewy Studebaker, though.

Strangek
Strangek
5 months ago

Wow. I’m so happy I got off all social media.

Strangek
Strangek
5 months ago
Reply to  Strangek

Crap. You might be right.

Joke #119!
Joke #119!
5 months ago
Reply to  Strangek

Eh. This is internet media, but I’m not sure it’s “social.” “Informative Media”? “Blog Media”?

David Smith
David Smith
5 months ago
Reply to  Joke #119!

It’s potentially static if you don’t read the comments (where’s the fun if you don’t do that). Even if you post a comment but don’t ever read the comments I would consider that static.

David Smith
David Smith
5 months ago
Reply to  David Smith

From my theoretical point of view the article is the article and it ends there.This does happen to me at other sites that I check into.If you feel compelled to continue your narrative beyond the original post that’s up to you. The original post is what it is.

Robert Runyon
Robert Runyon
5 months ago

There was a saying, back in the day ” Keep Smiling, The Boss Loves an Idiot”. The Studebaker Hawk deserves better. Very cool cars. The Commodore was very cool, too.

Last edited 5 months ago by Robert Runyon
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