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I Handed Out My Business Card At Pebble Beach And Now I’m Getting Texts From People Who Think I’m A Prostitute: Tales From The Slack

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Ben
Ben
9 months ago

Being able to read about this single incident has justified my membership for the next decade at least. 😀

Peter W
Peter W
9 months ago

I can’t believe you aren’t leveraging this into a call for more memberships. “Keep DT from having to turn tricks, become an Autopian member today”!

Also, I was going to say, “call for more members”, but it didn’t seem appropriate given the subject matter

Peter W
Peter W
9 months ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Oh David, your innocence is too much for this world. The play on words had more to do with the connotation behind the word “member” than the word “call”. But between the two, it gets out of control pretty quick

Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
9 months ago

1 star. Got fleas from his jeep.

CRX89
CRX89
9 months ago

The AMC V8 stan is getting his revenge I think.

Stephen Armas
Stephen Armas
9 months ago

To think a trip to Pebble Beach would land you on the dark web with Eyes Wide Shut style propositions.

Marteau
Marteau
9 months ago

Who would have thought people would have interest for some felllatio alla shower spaghetti.

Lex
Lex
9 months ago

Listcrawler

El Jefe de Barbacoa
El Jefe de Barbacoa
9 months ago

Sounds like you guys need a completely new tier for your membership plan.

Jonathan Hendry
Jonathan Hendry
9 months ago

Maybe there’s a secret menu.

Rollin Hand
Rollin Hand
9 months ago

“Crushed velvet”! For $50 an hour or $350 for the night, David will…ah, you don’t wanna know what he’ll do.

Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
9 months ago
Reply to  Rollin Hand

Crusty velvet.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
9 months ago

Are there calls from different numbers? What area are the calls coming from? What co worker ex co worker has a beef with you?

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
9 months ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

He did write that AMC V8 Engine article a while back…

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
9 months ago

I guess I can add all this to my list of reasons to continue avoiding having a cell phone.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
9 months ago

David had to upgrade his wardrobe the first time he went to Pebble Beach.

https://www.theautopian.com/im-about-to-attend-the-fanciest-car-show-on-earth-and-im-a-little-nervous/

Sounds like he’s going to have change it up again. This time by slipping into something a little less comfortable.

Last edited 9 months ago by Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Jonathan Hendry
Jonathan Hendry
9 months ago

Carhartt coveralls? Greasy?

Unf.

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