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Being able to read about this single incident has justified my membership for the next decade at least. 😀
I can’t believe you aren’t leveraging this into a call for more memberships. “Keep DT from having to turn tricks, become an Autopian member today”!
Also, I was going to say, “call for more members”, but it didn’t seem appropriate given the subject matter
An outcall or an incall for more members?
Oh David, your innocence is too much for this world. The play on words had more to do with the connotation behind the word “member” than the word “call”. But between the two, it gets out of control pretty quick
Oh.
Well, anyway, the good news is that the calls/texts have stopped!
1 star. Got fleas from his jeep.
The AMC V8 stan is getting his revenge I think.
To think a trip to Pebble Beach would land you on the dark web with Eyes Wide Shut style propositions.
Who would have thought people would have interest for some felllatio alla shower spaghetti.
Listcrawler
Sounds like you guys need a completely new tier for your membership plan.
Maybe there’s a secret menu.
“Crushed velvet”! For $50 an hour or $350 for the night, David will…ah, you don’t wanna know what he’ll do.
Crusty velvet.
Are there calls from different numbers? What area are the calls coming from? What co worker ex co worker has a beef with you?
He did write that AMC V8 Engine article a while back…
I guess I can add all this to my list of reasons to continue avoiding having a cell phone.
David had to upgrade his wardrobe the first time he went to Pebble Beach.
https://www.theautopian.com/im-about-to-attend-the-fanciest-car-show-on-earth-and-im-a-little-nervous/
Sounds like he’s going to have change it up again. This time by slipping into something a little less comfortable.
Carhartt coveralls? Greasy?
Unf.