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I Never Thought I’d Say It But: The $340,000 Cadillac Celestiq Is The Car Cadillac Needs Right Now

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I just saw the Cadillac Celestiq in person at a party at Monterey Car Week. This is a $340,000 electric sedan/hatchback that the entire internet pretty much wrote off as an overpriced Maybach wannabe. Who does Cadillac think it is charging that much for a car? The brand hasn’t been “The Standard of the World” in many decades. And while that last statement may be true, after seeing the Celestiq in person, I kinda get it. And I actually like it for Cadillac.

Last night I attended a party called “Motorlux.” I did not belong there, because, despite having “gone Hollywood” to some degree, I’m still a bit of a wrenching Midwesterner at my core. Still, it was a great time; Jason and I hit a dancefloor, hung out with Beau and ate some oysters, looked at amazing cars—it was fantastic. There were also planes and helicopters:

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It was also my first chance to see the Cadillac Celestiq, a Bentley-grade electric luxury car from a brand that, frankly, has been a bit lost over the last few decades. It moved its headquarters to New York so it could be “hip” and “cool,” then moved it right back to Detroit; it’s been unsuccessfully trying to compete with BMW M-cars for years; and really, the only car on its roster that has any brand equity is the Escalade.

 

 
 
 
 
 
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Sixty years ago, Cadillac built its name on elegance, swagger, and comfort; these are what Cadillac always did best, and yet the brand hasn’t leaned into these attributes enough outside of the Escalade. And I think that’s a mistake. Realistically, Cadillac will never be The Standard of the World when it comes to handling/track performance, but it can be The Standard of the World in terms of comfort and flat-out swag. And I believe the Celestiq is the way to get there. Because it looks incredible in person:

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The sheer size of this machine is staggering; it starts with the humongous hood, which flows into black, steeply-raked A-pillars that end at a flat-top black roof.

That roof extends to about the rear axle, where it grows a rear hatchback that drops incredibly gradually before eventually reaching a rear fascia that seems in an entirely different time zone than the front. Seriously, the C-pillar on this thing may be one of the largest one in automotive history:

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Because of how long that sloping back is, the rear seats have to be positioned fairly far forward to allow for decent headroom. The result is that there really doesn’t appear to be a ton of legroom, which is a bit silly for a luxury sedan like this — a sedan whose primary focus isn’t on driving excitement but on comfort, especially for second-row passengers — but I really don’t think that matters that much. The legroom compromise is worth it for that look. Also, an advantage of the setup is an absurd amount of rear cargo space:

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The interior looks incredible. Screens abound; there’s gorgeous accent lighting in the doors, roof, and damn near everywhere; the seats feature an awesome inlay pattern and speakers in the headrests. Take one look at the Celestiq’s cabin and it’s basically impossible not to be impressed:

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I’m here at Pebble Beach waiting to watch classic cars go around a racetrack at the Monterey Historics event, so I have to cut this little blog short, but consider this a bit of a retraction. I didn’t understand the Celestiq before, but now that I’ve seen it, I get it and I dig it. Even if I’ll never be able to afford it.

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Turbeaux
Turbeaux
11 months ago

Please tell me Jason did the worm on the dancefloor

Rich Hobbs
Rich Hobbs
11 months ago

An overwrought design! Duplicated lines that just scream overdone! The interior looks like a video arcade. If Las Vegas was. Car this would be it! Ridiculous!

Doctor Nine
Doctor Nine
11 months ago
Reply to  Rich Hobbs

I dunno why somebody doesn’t point out that a big smooth riding PHEV with the opulence of an old 1974 DeVille would have buyers. Hell, you could even use the same drive train as one of the trucks, as long as you did the suspension right.

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
11 months ago

I’m not a fan of basically anything for the super-rich as I would prefer to eat them, rather than watch them be chauffeured in this tribute to monstrous excess.

But if Cadillac is going to continue to exist at all, they may as well be developing this to offer as some sort of halo car. Selling a few hundred of these is mostly meant to buoy the rest of the brand, which seems to only be aspirational to very few at this point.

Escalades aside, Cadillac needs this. It’s nice to see GM finally build something after teasing a whole lot of concepts that they never pulled the trigger on.

3D-DesignerWagoon
3D-DesignerWagoon
11 months ago

Syd Mead’s Sentinel 400 Limo has entered the chat.

Marlin May
Marlin May
11 months ago
Boulevard_Yachtsman
Boulevard_Yachtsman
11 months ago
Reply to  Marlin May

I have multiple examples of the early 2000’s Hot Wheels release of that car. Really wish a richly-detailed 1/18th scale version with opening doors and such would get produced at some point.

Boulevard_Yachtsman
Boulevard_Yachtsman
11 months ago

Welp, I guess I’m firmly in the minority so far saying I absolutely, unabashedly, and unironically love this thing. I can’t comfortably afford a $30K car, so another 0 doesn’t really matter. Cadillacs have been my favorite cars since I was a kid and I’ve developed an attachment to the brand the same way normal people become attached to sports teams.

After watching this company release some amazing concepts over the years – the 16, the Elmiraj, the Ciel, even the Escala, etc., yet not coming out with some type of halo car to compete with the Rollers and Bentleys out there has been a bit frustrating. If Cadillac was ever to try and compete in that space, they needed to start somewhere and it appears they finally have.

I’ve been waiting to see the next ’57 Eldorado Brougham show up for quite some time and this looks like it could possibly fill that niche. Even Cadillac itself must think so since that’s the exact car it had Mr. Kravitz pull up in during the opening shot of the first commercial I saw for this.

As far as the design goes, I really do like it. I’ve always been a sucker for anything with a boattail or fastback-style design incorporated into it. That Cadillac’s new battery-op luxo-yacht kind of resembles a fattened-up and stretched-out Jensen Intercepter makes me smile. Can’t wait to see one in person.

Great to see Jason’s genuine excitement for the taillights – those are going to look great rendered in sushi. I have to agree with you, DT – “the right car for Cadillac right now”. Thanks for this update – it’s made my Friday! Now, get back to stuffing those oyster hors d’oeuvres into your blazer pockets on the dance floor.

Last edited 11 months ago by Boulevard_Yachtsman
Marlin May
Marlin May
11 months ago

I’m a decades long fan of Syd Mead style futuristic aesthetics and to my eyes the Celestiq is firmly positioned that family of design language. As others already stated, this aesthetic leans into the future. To me, this is a vehicle for someone who’s made it big with a quantum computer company instead of, say, the CEO of Lloyd’s of London. One other thing, I really, really wonder if Cadillac has presented the White House with a proposal to use the Celestiq as the basis for an update to “Cadillac One” – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_state_car_(United_States) – longer, faster, armored, emp proof, etc, etc.

Protodite
Protodite
11 months ago
Reply to  Marlin May

Yeah The Beast ain’t ever going EV that’s for sure. I’m just happy that they got the face updated to what it is now rather than the awful 2008 DTS look it had

Protodite
Protodite
11 months ago

I’m There with you – it’s an exciting and different car playing in what I think is probably more interesting a segment than HyperCard at this point. I of course love sports cars, but I just can’t really give a shit about whatever limited out of reach fast hyper at that looks the same as the last one that you’ll never see anyway. This class of vehicles is such a different beast, where you have such focus on design, craft, material and details. It’s very different and very fun.

I’m also quite into bringing Cadillac back to that very high end of the market. Seeing the presence of a 30s V16 is wonderful, and hell, even the brougham is a treat to experience.

I got into the Caddy game a few years ago with my ATS-V coupe because (not only does it drive terrifically with its 6spd manual transmission and great looks) I LOVED the Elmiraj concept and I figured this was about as close as I could get to ever owning that, or getting it made. I’m happy to just see that attempt happen to make those excellent concept cars a reality at long last.

Paint-Drinking Thundercock Harvey Park
Paint-Drinking Thundercock Harvey Park
11 months ago

Nah, you’re not alone. I’ve wanted it since the first press photos came out, and now I want one even more. Its incredible.

Drive By Commenter
Drive By Commenter
11 months ago

Will this have the range and athleticism necessary for a grand tourer? Based on GM shortchanging the rear leg room (which is something they’ve done for over a decade with their cars), that seems to be what it’s going for.

FloridaMatt
FloridaMatt
11 months ago

For $300k it damn well better come with a spare set of headlights and taillights. See XLR.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
11 months ago
Reply to  FloridaMatt

And a garage attached to a house.

Stephen Sykes
Stephen Sykes
11 months ago

I like the shape, but I also like the first generation Porsche Panamera.

Chris Stevenson
Chris Stevenson
11 months ago

I just cannot get over the C-pillar, same with the Lyriq.

Also, Cadillac should lean into their history and bring back tailfins. The “art & science” cars of the last couple of decades had taillights that stuck up just enough to be little fins, it’s time to bring back the real thing.

Boulevard_Yachtsman
Boulevard_Yachtsman
11 months ago

I would like to see tailfins on the Escalade. A modern version of something like a ’59 Caddy hearse, where the fins are truly pointless appendages rising up next to the body. I don’t think this is a particularly good idea or would help Cadillac out in any way, but I’d still like to see it. Perhaps I need to email The Bishop.

Stacks
Stacks
11 months ago

Is it good or bad for Cadillac as a brand? I really don’t care about Cadillac as a brand. The car itself, I think looks fantastic, I can’t wait to see one in person. It looks like it should fly, shouldn’t even have wheels. One of the coolest looking production vehicles I’ve seen in forever.

Angrycat Meowmeow
Angrycat Meowmeow
11 months ago
Reply to  Stacks

Cadillac needs something to change their image, so it will be good for the brand. Despite building competitive, dare I say really good cars for the past decade or so, most people with the funds to buy a Cadillac won’t even waste their time reading a review of one because it’s an “old people car” (despite currently having a lower average buyer age than Lexus or Mercedes).

That’s not to say everything they make is a class leader, but their sedans have been excellent for a while now, going back to the 2nd gen CTS and the ATS. The XT4/5/6 are thoroughly meh and that’s where they should be making all their money, but they dropped the ball.

The point is unless it’s an Escalade, nobody cares. Nobody knows what a CT4 or a Lyriq is. This is mostly their own fault for constantly changing naming strategies, but they need a car to grab peoples attention and make them say “I wonder what else Cadillac makes?”. A car so out there and lavish it’ll get spots on the local news saying “look at this friggin’ thing Cadillac made, they’re trying to compete with Rolls/Bentley”.

Rust Buckets
Rust Buckets
11 months ago
Reply to  Stacks

Cadillac as a brand has made almost exclusively expensive versions of junk Chevys for not just my entire life, but my parents’ entire lives.

Nobody cares about Cadillac as a brand.

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
11 months ago

I love how so many comments are crapping all over Cadillac for an ostentatious halo car at $300K+, but almost none of the comments over on the mustang GTD article seemed to think a $300K Mustang was anywhere near as absurd.

Cheats McCheats
Cheats McCheats
11 months ago
Reply to  Lockleaf

I think they both are absurd. Just saying.

Nsane In The MembraNe
Nsane In The MembraNe
11 months ago

I crapped on both

Paint-Drinking Thundercock Harvey Park
Paint-Drinking Thundercock Harvey Park
11 months ago

Bad dog!

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
11 months ago

I also think both are absurd. But I’m a little bit glad both types of absurdity exist.

Citrus
Citrus
11 months ago
Reply to  Lockleaf

The difference is the Mustang will be really good in Forza while the Cadillac would be terrible.

Beer-light Guidance
Beer-light Guidance
11 months ago
Reply to  Lockleaf

I think the difference is in whether it can actually deliver on what it was designed for. The GTD was designed to ostensibly be a performance car and the engineering sure points to it being able to deliver on that. The Cadillac is supposed to be a luxury head-turner and it has a cramped interior and the only heads turning are going to be to look away or retch into the nearest receptacle.

I still think both are pretty stupid.

Nic Periton
Nic Periton
11 months ago

As a shy and retiring British sort, I will take The Rolls Royce Spectre. In purple. It really is not the done thing to be to ostentatious these days.

EmotionalSupportBMW
EmotionalSupportBMW
11 months ago

Mondays Shitbox Showdown: Cadillac’s midsized home priced and sized electric pleasure barge vs Ford’s fully prepped track car for wealthy Granddad’s morning coffee run. You decide which absurdity gets your absurd amount of bucks!

Brian Buckner
Brian Buckner
11 months ago

Am I the only one seeing the SUX 6000 here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv4edOwe8eE

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
11 months ago
Reply to  Brian Buckner

I’d buy that for a dollar.

Boulevard_Yachtsman
Boulevard_Yachtsman
11 months ago
Reply to  Brian Buckner

It’s back! Big is back!

Rusty S Trusty
Rusty S Trusty
11 months ago

I saw a car I didn’t recognize at my local Cadillac dealership about a week ago. I didn’t get a very close look because I was driving but it had the same general shape as this. Is it possible that’s what it was? I’ve seen a Lucid at the same dealership so there’s a chance it was that, but I don’t think so.

Last edited 11 months ago by Rusty S Trusty
Josh
Josh
11 months ago
Reply to  Rusty S Trusty

Likely you saw the Lyric, as it brings many of the same styling cues in a much more accessible package.

Sturzer
Sturzer
11 months ago
Reply to  Rusty S Trusty

Probably the Lyriq

Rusty S Trusty
Rusty S Trusty
11 months ago
Reply to  Sturzer

Oh yeah, the Lyric. I forgot about those. I don’t pay much attention to crossovers and SUVs if I even notice them at all.

Chris D
Chris D
11 months ago
Reply to  Rusty S Trusty

It’s Lyriq, with a Q. Cadillac’s bean counters found that Cs cost more than Qs, figured that they could save the company a few hundred dollars a year, and didn’t really care about how silly the name would be.

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
11 months ago

Either I or the people that green lit this monstrosity are way out of touch with reality.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
11 months ago
Reply to  Hoonicus

Could be both.

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
11 months ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Cadillac and GM have produced so many great prototype show cars going back decades, that had way more presence, and they green lit this ?

Peter Andruskiewicz
Peter Andruskiewicz
11 months ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Good luck getting one as a loaner… I don’t think they’re planning on making more than one per day at most

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
11 months ago

despite having “gone Hollywood” to some degree
LOL, to some degree?

Thomas Metcalf
Thomas Metcalf
11 months ago

He probably doesn’t even eat in the shower or wash parts in the dishwasher any more.

Paint-Drinking Thundercock Harvey Park
Paint-Drinking Thundercock Harvey Park
11 months ago
Reply to  Thomas Metcalf

His mysterious “friend” may also have put the kibosh on cooking food in oil pans

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
11 months ago

It’s hot in Phoenix this summer to some degree, too.

Chronometric
Chronometric
11 months ago

David is so LA that even his kittens have people.

Chev07
Chev07
11 months ago

Typically cars at this price point seperate the “haves” from the “have-nots”.

So with the release of the Escalade IQ, which is $200k cheaper and has basically the same interior with more utility, why would anyone choose the Celestiq? Where is the differentiator? That special something that can only be had in this vehicle.

I’m not sure extra customization and Hyper Cruise (which GM hardly even talks about) is enough to justify that $200k premium

Last edited 11 months ago by Chev07
Paint-Drinking Thundercock Harvey Park
Paint-Drinking Thundercock Harvey Park
11 months ago
Reply to  Chev07

> why would anyone choose the Celestiq

Because it’s not an Escalade and because it’s pretty.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
11 months ago

I have visited scores of countries all over the planet, so I’m pretty confident when I report that the world has pretty low standards. Cadillac has been living down to its slogan all along.

Automotiveflux
Automotiveflux
11 months ago

I wonder what the margins on $340,000 are

Spikedlemon
Spikedlemon
11 months ago

GM must have fed you many beverages to think they need a $300k car. Even more if they convinced you it’ll sell.

Side note, the rear end of it reminds me of a riff of a Porsche 928.

Goof
Goof
11 months ago
Reply to  David Tracy

I just picture David at home, listening to Lenny Kravitz — who is the frontman for the Celestiq — and embedded in the music track, unknowingly to him, is the word “Cadillac” repeating by being intricately weaved into the background to get the brand to to bury itself in his sub consciousness.

Querty
Querty
11 months ago

It’s the car that Cadillac, and no one else, needs right now

Nsane In The MembraNe
Nsane In The MembraNe
11 months ago

Booooooo cars for the ultra wealthy booooooooooo

Chris D
Chris D
11 months ago

The wealthy got that way by NOT overspending on conspicuous consumption. This is for egocentric megalottery winners and Arab oil sheiks.
Want to get rich? You don’t get that way by spending. (Read “The Millionaire Next Door”.)

SuperNova
SuperNova
11 months ago

That has to be the ugliest cars I’ve ever seen in my life. It looks like a Mexican dance club from the 90’s on the inside and makes no sense to anybody but Homer Simpson.

Last edited 11 months ago by SuperNova
Jack Beckman
Jack Beckman
11 months ago
Reply to  SuperNova

The Mustang GTD says “hold my beer.”

Goof
Goof
11 months ago
Reply to  SuperNova

I look at it more like a modern, technoladen, American Lamborghini Espada.

Like the Espada I certainly don’t love it, but I can appreciate it.

MATTinMKE
MATTinMKE
11 months ago

Tough to see in that last picture, but rear legroom seems…ok?

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
11 months ago
Reply to  MATTinMKE

I don’t personally have any rear legs, but my dog’s all about that backseat space.

Rapgomi
Rapgomi
11 months ago
Reply to  MATTinMKE

I was thinking the same thing…. It’s not a limo but it doesn’t look tight in the back either.

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