I have a strong and inexplicable love for British literature and music that is in no way congruous with my upbringing along the wind-swept beaches of the Gulf Coast or the tall pines of East Texas. It started in high school, and either mutton is reasonably substitutable for brisket or, maybe, there was a growing familiarity with the concept of an empire in decline.
This is all to say that I do not wish any British company or person ill, and that free trade and a “special relationship” between the two countries is a good thing. It’s also a little insane that, if you’re an automaker who followed the rules of trade first established by President Clinton under NAFTA and renegotiated under President Trump with the USMCA, your cars are going to be levied more heavily than British ones.


It was suggested yesterday that The Suck was not an apt metaphor for these current times, and that The Churn, from sci-fi duo James S.A. Corey’s excellent The Expanse universe of books and TV shows, was better.
Here’s how it’s described in the novella of the same name:
The Churn is some event that changes the rule for the way you live without giving you a choice to participate. Old norms are uplifted, old habits are forcibly broken, and your current way of life no longer can sustain itself.
Almost too on the nose, right? You don’t have to speak beltalowda, or even know what beltalowda is, to get it.
It’s going to be one of those Morning Dumps where I quote a lot of literature, and I suppose it would be more apt to start with a quote from a British author, but this felt right to me. I don’t mean to be a downer, and I hope I’m wrong, but this whole Trade War doesn’t seem to be going that well to me, at least in the automotive world.
There’s no overriding logic I can point to. There’s a deal with the UK (or, at least, a deal to make a deal) to start, but no agreement yet with the EU, and the EU is ready to play hardball. There’s been a long trucking recession that looked like it was ending. I don’t think it’s ending. I think we’re heading towards a “Trucker’s Recession” if something doesn’t change soon.
If there’s some ray of hope, it’s that China seems willing to come to the table and talk to the United States. Do you know who was on the undercard for The Fight of the Century between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier? Of course you don’t it doesn’t matter. That’s how I feel about a lot of these other trade deals.
(If you were curious, though, the best of those battles was apparently between the American Rahman Ali and Britain’s Danny McAlinden. The Brit won, if you believe in signs.)
It’ll Soon Be Easier For British Cars With Few Or No American Parts To Enter The Country Than For Mostly American Cars From Canada Or Mexico

Alright, here’s a quote from my favorite book by one of my favorite authors — a quote I think fits the moment:
It seems to me there was a will to war, a death wish, everywhere. Even good men thought their private honour would be satisfied by war. They could assert their manhood by killing and being killed. They would accept hardships in recompense for having been selfish and lazy. – Evelyn Waugh, Sword Of Honour
For now, it’s just a Trade War. Hopefully, it’ll just stay a trade war. But there’s a sense of inevitability with all of this that I can’t quite shake. It doesn’t feel like it needed to happen to me, which isn’t a universally shared sentiment.
There’s a sense that the President wanted to right a bunch of perceived wrongs by threatening massive trade barriers, or at least that’s the nicest gloss I can put on it. I’m not even one of those people who didn’t see a few shortcomings in America’s trade policy, and, surely, the last few years have taught us the importance of having some redundant local manufacturing capability.
Another way to think of “selfish and lazy” as mentioned above is: peaceful. A non-specific peace has been maintained for a decent amount of time, and slowly, the quality of living in a lot of places has been raised alongside it. The combination of the pandemic and the Russian invasion of Ukraine seems to have broken this peace, and the current occupants of the White House, in the name of prosperity, seem destined to inadvertently reverse the quality of life for many people.
What am I all worked up about? Here are the administration’s highlights of the impending deal between the United States and Northern Ireland/The United Kingdom, but let’s focus on this:
(i) The United States will create a quota of 100,000 vehicles for UK automotive imports at a 10 percent tariff rate, and an accompanying arrangement for attendant auto parts for such autos.
Trade negotiations are never truly fair to everyone, as the give-and-take inevitably requires some industries to be favored over others in the various countries involved in those negotiations. What is the United States getting out of this? It’s not clear, though farmers and ranchers seem to be in considerably better shape. Automakers, though, are going to lose out, according to the American Automotive Policy Council, which represents Detroit’s three automakers:
“The U.S. automotive industry is highly integrated with Canada and Mexico; the same is not true for the U.S. and UK. We are disappointed that the administration prioritized the UK ahead of our North American partners. Under this deal, it will now be cheaper to import a UK vehicle with very little U.S. content than a USMCA compliant vehicle from Mexico or Canada that is half American parts. This hurts American automakers, suppliers, and auto workers. We hope this preferential access for UK vehicles over North American ones does not set a precedent for future negotiations with Asian and European competitors,” said Governor Matt Blunt, president of the American Automotive Policy Council.
The United Kingdom sent about 100,000 cars to the United States last year, meaning that the country’s current level of automotive exports can be maintained without the huge impact experienced by other automakers. In particular, the net duties on a Land Rover Range Rover with 5% parts from Canada or the United States will be lower than, say, a Canadian-built Chrysler Pacifica with 88% of its parts content coming from the United States, Mexico, and Canada.
That is madness. President Trump might come around to renegotiate the USMCA trade deal he himself insisted on in his first term, thus resolving these issues, but it hasn’t happened yet.
There’s a concern in all of this that President Trump, anxious to make deals, is going to get played. That he is the Washington Generals, and the rest of the world is the Harlem Globetrotters. Here’s how CNN describes the mood:
For Trump, an uncertain economy and a long-term plan to restore US manufacturing come with a messaging challenge: how to explain to Americans who elected him on a promise to lower prices that, in fact, it is higher prices they should prepare for in the immediate future.
[…]
“You know, somebody said, ‘Oh, the shelves, they’re going to be open,’” he said. “Well maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally.”
For all the bluster of the President, deals like this don’t exactly seem like they’re coming from a position of strength. Maybe that’s just my impression, and maybe there’s some massive game theory at play here. The announcement of a “deal” was basically just an announcement that they’d announce one soon.
If you’re an American automaker and you’ve played by all the rules, you’re getting absolutely smoked for doing so right now. For you, The Churn is here.
The EU Is Going To Make Europe An Even Harder Place To Sell American Cars, Bourbon

The aspect of Jane Austen’s Emma that Clueless captures better than any other filmed version I’ve seen is just how much of a self-centred jerk she can be at the start of the book. Filmmakers have a hard time being as unflinching in their portrayals of Austen’s flawed heroines, but Cher is just about perfect. The next quote is, like much of the book, both sincere and deeply ironic:
“[A] very narrow income has a tendency to contract the mind, and sour the temper.”
Europe and, in particular, European automakers have been in a bad way lately. I’m not sure if their minds have contracted, but the tempers have definitely turned sour.
German automakers are likely to experience more disruptions due to these tariffs than automakers in any other country unless the EU can negotiate a better deal. Seeing what the UK was able to do, maybe there’s hope, but hope is the thing with feathers, and the EU wants to start with the talons instead:
From Bloomberg via The Detroit News:
The European Union is planning to hit €95 billion ($108 billion) of U.S. exports with additional tariffs if ongoing trade talks with President Donald Trump’s team fail to yield a satisfactory result.
The proposed retaliatory measures would especially target industrial goods including Boeing Co. aircraft, U.S.-made cars and bourbon, which was initially removed from a previous list. The new proposal will be the subject of consultations with member states and other stakeholders through June 10 and could change before it’s finalized.
More bourbon for people in American C-Suites, at least. Europe is a bad scene for Detroit automakers already, with GM ditching its European arm, Stellantis unsteadily balancing it with its American portfolio, and Ford trying to salvage its German production. This ain’t helping.
Again, everyone wants a deal, and Audi CEO Gernot Doellner thinks things might get a little better eventually, or at least that’s what he told a trade group earlier today:
“We expect to have clarity on this in the coming months and also regulations that will make what is currently on the horizon more bearable or manageable,” said Doellner.
Trucker’s Recession, Redux

“Events stream past us like these crowds and the face of each is seen only for a minute. What is urgent is not urgent forever but only ephemerally. All work and all love, the search for wealth and fame, the search for truth, like itself, are made up of moments which pass and become nothing. ” Iris Murdoch, Under the Net
The big talk in trucking circles over the last few years was of the “Great Freight Recession,” which trucking site Freight Waves described as “the most prolonged freight recession in history.” A combination of factors, including a low interest policy encouraging overcapacity, led to a huge imbalance between demand and capacity. The election of President Trump, at the time, was seen by a lot of businesses as a general good thing for business, including trucking:
Trump’s election could accelerate freight demand as policy changes could stimulate economic activity, increasing the need for freight services. This includes income and corporate tax cuts, bonus depreciation, pre-stocking for tariffs, investment in domestic manufacturing and the change in freight dynamics from containers to surface (trucking, rail and domestic warehousing).
Let’s check in on that.
The ongoing trade war between the United States and China is beginning to show significant impacts on the American economy, particularly in the transportation and logistics sectors. Industry experts are warning of substantial job losses and economic disruption as the effects of reduced trade volumes begin to materialize.
“We’re just at the start of the trade war,” said Craig Fuller, CEO of Firecrown Media and SONAR, in a new video on X. “We’ve been at this for a couple of weeks, but things are definitely starting to take an impact in the economy.”
If the past recession was a “Trucking Recession,” then this could be a “Trucker’s Recession” led by layoffs in logistics and distribution-related businesses. A new survey from Tech.co of transport and shipping professionals points to impacts starting to filter down to workers:
“Managing financial pressures” was among the most common responses given by the logistics firms that Tech.co polled, when asked about their top priority for this quarter. Over one in five (21%) firms picking this above every other issue, putting it second overall, ahead of every other issue except vehicle upkeep (23%).
What are the top ways that firms are dealing with their money issues? Among those who are most concerned with their financial well-being right now, the biggest steam valve they plan to open up is a reduction in operational costs, with 46% saying they intend to trim some costs related to operations in the very near future.
For firms like this, operational costs are often code for “people,” and it’s not just people who work at these companies who are impacted. With delays in truck purchases, anyone in truck manufacturing or related fields has a reason to be concerned.
This is just a small part of the total economy now, of course, but it’s an important one.
China And The United States Are Preparing To Talk

“I never knew a man who had better motives for all the trouble he caused.” Graham Greene, The Quiet American
The United States and China have both levied huge tariffs on one another, but at least the talking is starting to happen.
Since U.S. President Donald Trump imposed steep tariffs on China last month, Beijing has responded in kind. On state and social media, it posted images of Mao Zedong, lambasted “imperialists,” and sent a message: capitulation to bullies is dangerous, and it wouldn’t back down.
But behind closed doors, Chinese officials have grown increasingly alarmed about tariffs’ impact on the economy and the risk of isolation as China’s trading partners have started negotiating deals with Washington, according to three officials familiar with Beijing’s thinking.
These factors, along with outreach by the U.S. and an easing of Trump’s rhetoric, persuaded Beijing to send its economic tsar He Lifeng for meetings with U.S. counterparts in Switzerland this weekend, the officials told Reuters.
China is both a peer state rival and a trading partner, and it’s a bipartisan belief in the United States that the country has to be approached carefully. President Obama negotiated the Trans Pacific Partnership (TPP) specifically to strengthen this country’s ties to most Asian economies in order to protect against China’s growing influence.
President Trump walked away from the TPP and replaced it with some smaller deals, including with Korea, but nothing on any kind of similar scale. Will something be forthcoming now? I’ve talked about “China Shock” before, and how hollowing out a lot of American industrial capacity was probably going to always lead to a populist response of some kind. The question was always the form the destructor of global trade norms would take: Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump. We ended up with two disconnected terms from President Trump.
There’s a lot for America to gain in negotiations with China, including a return of some of that technology they “borrowed” as well as more open markets for our own goods. There’s also a lot of risk.
While negotiations with every country are important, it’s the promise of a deal with China that could fundamentally alter the trajectory we’re on, with a good deal possibly improving our economy before it all comes crashing down on our heads.
What I’m Listening To While Writing TMD
Here’s Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP with “We No Speak Americano,” which is an extra funny song to listen to right now for, uh, papal reasons if you speak Italian or Spanish.
The Big Question
Is there a British car that you lust after more than any other car? For me, it’s always going to be the Escort Cosworth RS.
Top Photo: Depositphotos.com
Really enjoyed the Expanse. . .glad to see it referenced. I recommend it to anyone you enjoys SciFi.
” The USMCA is the largest, most significant, modern, and balanced trade agreement in history. All of our countries will benefit greatly.” – President Donald J. Trump
“DELIVERING ON HIS PROMISE: President Donald J. Trump is replacing the outdated North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) with the United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA).
“STANDING UP FOR AMERICAN WORKERS: USMCA will deliver more jobs and better labor protections that benefit American workers, while fostering more growth for American businesses.
“DRIVING NEW GROWTH FOR THE AUTO INDUSTRY: USMCA will provide a massive boost to American manufacturers, particularly our vital auto industry.
“MODERNIZING REGIONAL TRADE: USMCA will bring our trade relationship with Canada and Mexico into the 21st century.
I want a Reliant Robin, but a modernized or restomod one with safety stuff like airbags, a backup camera and maybe a kickstand.
Lust worthy Ford? RS200. It’d probably cripple me but WANT.
If the moron parasite Teamsters that supported Trump even after Biden stole from taxpayers to bail out their mismanaged pensions all lose their jobs it will be a good day.
I’ll come around to liking Elon again if he can replace them all with actually effective self-driving (although that probably will require LIDAR). It’s being piloted here in Texas: https://www.theverge.com/news/659518/aurora-autonomous-truck-first-delivery-texas
The robots will be able to fully replace truckers once they learn to dangerously cut off other vehicles right before they are about to pass.
I’ve got an ’87 Ford Sierra Cosworth Hot Wheels on my desk, so I’ll go with that.
I had recently gotten to the point where I finally got some relief from constantly hearing Cara Gee in my head saying “Beltalowda” with that unique accent/speech impediment of hers. Now I’m totally screwed again. Shit, I’ve even got a little David Strathairn going on too. Lordy. Thanks Matt.
Strange deals, maybe a new book name. Maybe carnie forgot he was there for Canada and not the bank of England? I’ve stayed away from British cars as I’ve seen the insanity they have caused. I’ve thought about a cheap mini or land Rover a few times. But the bmw parts are possibly scarier then the British parts. I’ve known people to get old defenders but that’s a lot of money to spend on something that ridiculous. You can still buy a humvee for $3k if you know where to look and have something even more ridiculous.
Are they though? The UK still requires the beef to be hormone-free and American farmers love their growth hormone.
And just because beef could be sold there doesn’t mean it will be.
We need to dump all of the UK imported vehicles into Boston Harbor to protest this tariff deal
It’d probably be more productive to dump all your Republican politicians and Fox News airheads into the nearest harbours.
I work in the parts department for a medium/heavy duty trucks dealership and the uncertainty is definitely a bit unnerving. Hell the parts manager is in a big Zoom conference meeting where they’re apparently discussing tariffs and their effects as I type this. Almost every single truck comes from Mexico so slowing sales on new trucks are probably only gonna be made worse and a decent majority of the parts I sell are also imported, it ain’t a total shit show yet but I won’t be the least bit surprised if/when it hits the fan.
“That is madness.”
Madness is the norm when it comes to Trump and his gang’s decision making process.
Did any really think the Trump presidency would be full of sanity and reasoned thought?
LOL.
It wasn’t like that last time and it won’t be like that this time either.
Trump was an unstable moron last time and he’s even more of an unstable moron this time.
He was an unstable moron making some back-room deals last time. Now he’s an unstable moron with dementia that owes a lot of people a lot of favors for
keeping his felon ass out of prisongetting him elected. So yeah, worse.Yes, the Honda Civic Type R, specifically the FK8 generation. It took me 7 years, but I finally got one a year ago tomorrow.
*It was built in Swindon, has a S VIN and British build quality*
Also the brief line about Mutton has me craving a trip back to Western KY for some BBQ Mutton. It’s a delicacy in that area.
I’ll take a Lotus Carlton, please.
British Cars I have long lusted for:
Triumph TR8
Jaguar XK
1962-65 Bentley Continental S3 Mulliner-Park Ward DHC
So many lustworthy British cars to choose from… 1969 Aston Martin DBS, Jensen Interceptor, every Jaaag from the XK120 through the XJ6 (especially the XJ6 Coupe). But for me the pinnacle has to be the 1955 Bentley R-Type Continental.
Does this mean there’s a deal to be had on an Emira? I want one of those.
It might look like a deal when everything else goes up by 20%
I loved the song and the vid, thank you!
There’s no trace of Spanish there, though, just a bit of Italian. A peach, nevertheless.
The kings madness is going to result in net negative job gains in manufacturing and logistics by the end of this mess. America also stands to lose its reputation as a stable and trustworthy partner and have its reserve currency crown tarnished as well.
It is sad to see such a large percentage of the population believing that this buffoon could possibly be good for the country
That ship sailed for the last time this past November and shall never be seen again.
I just remembered I really like a lot of British cars.
Vaxhaul vx220, Jensen interceptor, jag F type, escort cosworth, RS2000, jag xj220, lotus exige, TVR cerbera, and I know I am missing some other gems. Hard to choose.
Wait, does the Shelby AC cobra 427 count as British? That would be at the top even though my tastes have changed away from cars without cats and I don’t like convertibles, there is just something supremely cool and unhinged about the 427 Ac cobra.
A turbo diesel ford fusion wagon autobahn edition. One of my old co-workers had one and they were a great drive and ride.
I’ve personally have owned enough British cars to last a couple of lifetimes. I’ll let others bask in the experience.
About the Expanse. They’d better get the sequel made before the tv and movie tariff tranche because it ain’t gonna be affordable to make it in Canada like the originals.
Jaguar E-Type Series I Fixed Head Coupe is my favorite car of all time, so yeah, there definitely is a British car I lust after more than any other.
This Quasar Unipower City Car was spotted in Canada as recently as 1982 so I remain quietly optimistic that it’ll turn up again:
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British cars I lust after: Land Rover Ninety/Defender 90, Jensen Interceptor, Ford Sierra RS Cosworth, Ford Escort RS Cosworth.