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Oops, We Bought Another Car… (Tales From The Slack)

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A. Barth
A. Barth
11 days ago

It also looked like it was in decent shape.

According to the listing:

Odometer: 0 Not Actual 
Primary Damage: Front End
Secondary Damage: Side

Special Note: There are no Notes for this Lot

See? 10/10, no notes. Perfect! 😀

Last edited 11 days ago by A. Barth
67 Oldsmobile
67 Oldsmobile
7 days ago

I fail to see the point in this,but i guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

ClutchAbuse
ClutchAbuse
7 days ago

So the autopian is launching their own fake taxi service huh?

Parsko
Parsko
8 days ago

I want to see the Taxi logo expanded to some creative Torch logo. You’ve got the “T”, obviously, then you’ve got the “O” surrounding it with the black circle. I’d like to see an “R” behind that, but a bit larger, then a “C” behind that, then an “H” bringing up the rear.

Beer-light Guidance
Beer-light Guidance
10 days ago

If you don’t put in the ceiling lights and Cash Cab this thing then you’re doing it wrong.

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
10 days ago

Torch is the closest thing you have to Reverend Jim, so I think it’s a fine choice.

Freelivin2713
Freelivin2713
10 days ago

That’s about the furthest away from what I thought it was going to be…but still cool that you are buying cars and making stories!

Fuzzyweis
Fuzzyweis
10 days ago

Omg if you all are going to electrify it and add Open Pilot to make an actual self driving taxi that has actual..you know taxi room, I might just renew at vinyl next year…

Urban Runabout
Urban Runabout
10 days ago

I guarantee it will be less comfortable to sleep in than the Aztek.

Iotashan
Iotashan
10 days ago

Next time, you need to do a cereal box with “Oops all cars” for the hero image

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
11 days ago

Hell yeahhhhhhhhh! I’m real weird, and love the NV200! So many possibilities! And van!

Oh, it’s in Newburgh. Sorry Matt, looks like you have to go to Newburgh. Often times the murder capital of NYS!

Anoos
Anoos
8 days ago

I’m sure the auto salvage auction is in the nice part of town.

Trust Doesn't Rust
Trust Doesn't Rust
11 days ago

After what ya’ll did to the the Scion xB, I fear this cab’s worst days are yet to come. Which is saying something.

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
11 days ago

Is it legal in California, I mean can you register it? Or is it going to a less stringent home? Say, SC/NC area?

LTDScott
LTDScott
10 days ago

Why would a bone stock 10 year old vehicle not be legal in CA?

A. Barth
A. Barth
10 days ago
Reply to  LTDScott

Because if it has a billion miles on it, it may not pass smog/emissions inspection.

And if the taxi mechanics took shortcuts, it might fail the CA inspection anyway.

LTDScott
LTDScott
10 days ago
Reply to  A. Barth

Not sure that’s what the comment’s intention was. A worn out car with a billion miles purchased in California has just as much chance of failing smog as one purchased from out of state.

I interpreted the comment as him thinking there is some sort of restriction on bringing out of state vehicles into CA, which is not the case with used vehicles (but is the case with NEW vehicles).

Anoos
Anoos
8 days ago
Reply to  LTDScott

Does CA emissions apply to used cars? Can you just bring in an out-of state used car with federal emissions?

I know NY follows CA standards, but the car could be from anywhere.

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
11 days ago

I call dibs on it when we’re done doing…uh…whatever with it. Gambler 500 taxi, baby!

Nic Periton
Nic Periton
10 days ago

Camper van Gambler 500 taxi surely? If it is possible to make a tiny home in an Austin FX4 then this should be a doddle.

Acevedo12
Acevedo12
11 days ago

finally, fake taxi content that’s safe for work!

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
11 days ago
Reply to  Acevedo12

That’s what you think.

Sid Bridge
Sid Bridge
11 days ago

Random Person (hails cab): Airport, please!
Torch & David: Surprise! You’re in The Autopian Cab! We just got this thing running and we’re going to see how it survives the toughest trail at Moab!
Random Person: I really need to get to the airport…
Jason: Let me tell you about this taillights on this baby!

Mrbrown89
Mrbrown89
11 days ago
Reply to  Sid Bridge

They end up in Mercedes barn with her car collection, and that’s how the horror movie ends lol

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
11 days ago
Reply to  Mrbrown89

And Torch sitting frozen in the entrance like Jack Nicholson.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
10 days ago
Reply to  Col Lingus

I was going to say a picture on the wall of the barn showing it in the late ’70s, with Adrian standing in the middle.

Tagarito
Tagarito
9 days ago
Reply to  Col Lingus

Here’s Torchy!

Freelivin2713
Freelivin2713
10 days ago
Reply to  Sid Bridge

“I’m not driving him to the airport!”

Clear_prop
Clear_prop
11 days ago

Before you do anything to it, have a CSI team collect ‘evidence’.

We want to be horrified by all the substances found in a taxi.

Chronometric
Chronometric
11 days ago

Here’s my issue. Most people will not know that is a cab, despite the yellow color and the giant ‘T’. It’s just an ugly minivan to populations outside NYC.

Cloud Shouter
Cloud Shouter
11 days ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

The Autopivan!

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
10 days ago
Reply to  Chronometric

Us out here in the sticks no what a cab is. We done seen it in the picture shows.

Andreas8088
Andreas8088
10 days ago
Reply to  Chronometric

That was my thought…. I was immediately like, “Huh, they started using NV200’s as cabs?” then realized this was a 2014, and had to look up the fact that they’ve apparently been using them for 10 years. And I just live in MA.

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
11 days ago

Does this mean there’s an Autopian version of Taxicab Confessions on the way?

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
11 days ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

If you answer wrong, the rest of the journey will be in a Juke. 🙂

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
11 days ago

I’m tremendously disappointed this isn’t the Mercedesamino.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
11 days ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Dang!

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
11 days ago

On the one hand, I’d much rather it be a Checker or London cab, or even a doily-covered Japanese Crown. On the other hand, a beat to shit version of a generally unloved NV200 is a very Autopian choice.

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
11 days ago

I agree a Checker would be interesting but this fits the bill.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
11 days ago

Yeah, at first I was like “You bought an old Crown Vic?! Great, but that’s hardly even in the ballpark of a questionable/quirky choice….”

10001010
10001010
11 days ago

Ain’t gonna lie, I was really hoping it was a Checker as I was reading the article.

Last edited 11 days ago by 10001010
Tbird
Tbird
10 days ago
Reply to  10001010

My first thought was a Marathon as well.

LTDScott
LTDScott
10 days ago
Reply to  10001010

The Taxi theme song started playing in my head.

Horizontally Opposed
Horizontally Opposed
11 days ago

Love the NVs!! We need more of those (but better made) and less boring ass Rav4s.

Tbird
Tbird
11 days ago

Could this be the long anticipated Autopian RV?

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
11 days ago
Reply to  Tbird

That’s what I was thinking too.

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
11 days ago

NGL, I am sad, I was hoping you would buy the NASH. 🙁

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
11 days ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

As long as you tried. The Nash was certainly my favorite, but if you guys have intentions of doing some mods (either intentionally or by reckless abandon) then I’m glad you picked something more replaceable.

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
11 days ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

(◔ૂ◔) “Hmmm…. I bet they’re going to trash the Nissan, big time

Last edited 11 days ago by Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
11 days ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

https://www.copart.com/lot/71632794/clean-title-1949-nash-airflyte-ca-adelanto

Did you say that you bid? It’s currently at $300.00

Last edited 11 days ago by Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
My Goat Ate My Homework
My Goat Ate My Homework
11 days ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Is there really such a thing as a “too low” bid for a 10 year old salvage title beat to shit NV200 taxi from NYC?

Manuel Verissimo
Manuel Verissimo
9 days ago

Wow that is nice!

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
9 days ago

I think so, and the color matches the Autopian logo!

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
11 days ago

Out of all the possibilities, a Nissan NV2000 certainly is one of them. Not one I would have chosen—but you people are a fun kind of crazy, so I’m looking forward to seeing what becomes of it

Musicman27
Musicman27
11 days ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Thank you for informing the non-paying part of the Autopian population, of the upcoming automobile.

Last edited 11 days ago by Musicman27
Saul Goodman
Saul Goodman
11 days ago
Reply to  Musicman27

Tossabl’s comment is what I am thankful for this Thanksgiving.

If you’d like to read this post and get a sneak preview of our next car you should become a member of The Autopian scroll down a little.

Last edited 11 days ago by Saul Goodman
Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
11 days ago
Reply to  Musicman27

Haha, wait non-members can see the comment sections of member-only posts?

VanGuy
VanGuy
10 days ago

Correct. I discovered this before becoming a member too.

AlterId
AlterId
10 days ago
Reply to  VanGuy

And I discovered it when I let my membership lapse.

Musicman27
Musicman27
8 days ago

Yes we can.

Geoff Buchholz
Geoff Buchholz
11 days ago

Torch Cab > Cash Cab

MATTinMKE
MATTinMKE
11 days ago
Reply to  Geoff Buchholz

It’s just a series of ‘Would You Rathers’ sprung on unsuspecting randos in Gary, Indiana.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
11 days ago
Reply to  MATTinMKE

Probably best to bypass Gary.

LTDScott
LTDScott
10 days ago
Reply to  Geoff Buchholz

Weird, I was just looking up things about Bowling Green, KY earlier today because I’m going there in 2 weeks and I randomly saw on Wikipedia that Ben Bailey is from there.

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