1989 XJ Laredo that had lots of adventures. Plenty of room for activities. Also plenty of room for 10 people to fit while driving 110mph on I84 in NY. The XJ speedo only goes to 85mph, but the Nissan Sentra we were side-by-side with went up to 120ish, and they were with us.
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Peter W
1 year ago
85 Dodge Charger because I was classy
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LongCoolLincoln
1 year ago
I think if the pickup bed has a shell, you are having sex IN it, not ON it.
Just saying. Not for any reason.
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Geoff Buchholz
1 year ago
Honestly, TFTS is a highlight of this site. I am deeply jealous that I’m only in the Autopian Cinematic Universe in my head, and not in this Slack channel.
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Oldhusky
1 year ago
I love this. Excuse me but i have to drink seven more beers and inappropriately drunk text some old friends and also some work acquaintances. The fact that my pretend Autopian internet friends are all actually friends with each other in real life is heartwarming to the maxxx. Is this the last real place in cyberspace?
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JerryLH3
1 year ago
This was a gem. And 2000 Ford Taurus.
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SAABstory
1 year ago
Joined as a member because of Torch and Tracy, keep subscribing because of gold like this from Adrian.
And for the record, a 70 VW beetle and a 76 T-bird.
No. More cameras have to go in places they’re not meant to go. And the next one is going to be a lot more eye watering.
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BigThingsComin
1 year ago
This one is funny and sad. Don’t read if you can’t stand sad dog stories. We were gifted an elderly floof of a dog. I mean extremely floofy and soft. The kind where you just want to stroke constantly and bury your face in it. But this dog was not a snuggler at all. If he was on the floor and you sat next to him, he immediately got up and walked away. If you sat on the sofa with him, he would climb off and onto the other sofa. He was otherwise a normal dog and an awesome catcher of Frisbee, given his advanced age. Unfortunately, he came down with intestinal (mesenteric) torsion, which is 90% fatal. My wife and son were delayed getting to the Vet to say goodbye, so the Vet shot him up with powerful painkillers so they had time. When he was high as balls, he became the snuggliest dog ever. He went to each of us and rubbed us repeatedly, and curled up on the floor with us. So as tragic as the end was, we still laugh about how he had to be high as balls to allow us to snuggle him. He was a very good boy.
So, yeah, I can see Adrian getting all friendly and snuggley when he’s high as balls.
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ClutchAbuse
1 year ago
Backseat of a 1990 Ford probe. I’d been trying to bang this girl for all of highschool and I wasn’t going to let that pathetic back seat stop me when I finally got the chance. Luckily, she was skinny and flexible.
Also, much loving was had in the back of my XJ with the rear seat pushed down. But that was just too easy. May as well have been a double bed at the Holiday inn.
Shit, I just remembered, I did the deed on the front passenger seat of that same Probe with a different girl as well.
No wonder I smile when I think about Ford Probes…
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Totally not a robot
1 year ago
2000 GMC Safari. But I think that van is basically made for that.
1989 XJ Laredo that had lots of adventures. Plenty of room for activities. Also plenty of room for 10 people to fit while driving 110mph on I84 in NY. The XJ speedo only goes to 85mph, but the Nissan Sentra we were side-by-side with went up to 120ish, and they were with us.
85 Dodge Charger because I was classy
I think if the pickup bed has a shell, you are having sex IN it, not ON it.
Just saying. Not for any reason.
Honestly, TFTS is a highlight of this site. I am deeply jealous that I’m only in the Autopian Cinematic Universe in my head, and not in this Slack channel.
I love this. Excuse me but i have to drink seven more beers and inappropriately drunk text some old friends and also some work acquaintances. The fact that my pretend Autopian internet friends are all actually friends with each other in real life is heartwarming to the maxxx. Is this the last real place in cyberspace?
This was a gem. And 2000 Ford Taurus.
Joined as a member because of Torch and Tracy, keep subscribing because of gold like this from Adrian.
And for the record, a 70 VW beetle and a 76 T-bird.
Imagine a Festiva with a sunroof. That is all I’m going to say.
Rookie numbers.
No. More cameras have to go in places they’re not meant to go. And the next one is going to be a lot more eye watering.
This one is funny and sad. Don’t read if you can’t stand sad dog stories. We were gifted an elderly floof of a dog. I mean extremely floofy and soft. The kind where you just want to stroke constantly and bury your face in it. But this dog was not a snuggler at all. If he was on the floor and you sat next to him, he immediately got up and walked away. If you sat on the sofa with him, he would climb off and onto the other sofa. He was otherwise a normal dog and an awesome catcher of Frisbee, given his advanced age. Unfortunately, he came down with intestinal (mesenteric) torsion, which is 90% fatal. My wife and son were delayed getting to the Vet to say goodbye, so the Vet shot him up with powerful painkillers so they had time. When he was high as balls, he became the snuggliest dog ever. He went to each of us and rubbed us repeatedly, and curled up on the floor with us. So as tragic as the end was, we still laugh about how he had to be high as balls to allow us to snuggle him. He was a very good boy.
So, yeah, I can see Adrian getting all friendly and snuggley when he’s high as balls.
Backseat of a 1990 Ford probe. I’d been trying to bang this girl for all of highschool and I wasn’t going to let that pathetic back seat stop me when I finally got the chance. Luckily, she was skinny and flexible.
Also, much loving was had in the back of my XJ with the rear seat pushed down. But that was just too easy. May as well have been a double bed at the Holiday inn.
Shit, I just remembered, I did the deed on the front passenger seat of that same Probe with a different girl as well.
No wonder I smile when I think about Ford Probes…
2000 GMC Safari. But I think that van is basically made for that.