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Nlpnt
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Nlpnt
57 minutes ago

Not surprised Jason knows how to type an interrobang on his phone‽

And thanks to Donald Petersen below, now I can too‽

Stryker_T
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Stryker_T
7 hours ago

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Torch, went with “ham” as a deity replacement and not “clam”, has he converted and replaced his emergency clams with ham?

Last edited 7 hours ago by Stryker_T
Colin Buckhurst
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Colin Buckhurst
7 hours ago

I can’t smugly say that I got the Vonnegut reference, but I can smugly say that I did know that that symbol is called an interrobang, which seems like a word you and Torch could go down an innuendo rabbit hole on…

Last edited 7 hours ago by Colin Buckhurst
Stryker_T
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Stryker_T
7 hours ago

TBH, i’m surprised he didn’t know what an interrobang was. lol

CK
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CK
7 hours ago

All this discussion of buttholes makes me unconsciously kegel.

First Last
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First Last
18 hours ago

It may be because I’m 5 years old but I quite literally lol’d at the “I’ll need a dropcloth” suggestion. Will the next generation who grew up with AI find it remotely funny when a computer makes sexual references, or will it just be normal?

Also, just want to say, everyone should have a coworking relationship like Peter and Torch. I joke around all the time with both my bosses and my reports, and I can tell you within about one day of starting at a new company who’s awesome and who’s a stiff. Being productive and having fun are not mutually exclusive. Life is too short to be boring at work.

In Ham we trust.

D-dub
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D-dub
1 hour ago
Reply to  First Last

You’re Ham damned right!

Cerberus
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Cerberus
18 hours ago

Interrobangs should be included in every typeface. They’re a tone that is commonly needing to be conveyed and the symbol itself is around 60 years old now, but what we get instead is endless dumb emojis with almost no occasion to use or that exist as needless replacement for a word as part of the tech-driven dumbing down of the population. So it goes.

D-dub
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D-dub
19 hours ago

Personally I’d have gone with Humpty Hump when selecting a deep cut hip hop pickle reference.

SAABstory
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SAABstory
3 hours ago
Reply to  D-dub

Now every Burger King bathroom is nervous.

Oldhusky
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Oldhusky
20 hours ago

An asterisk is not punctuation. Even if technically wrong (not looking it up) i’m prepared to argue the point

ClutchAbuse
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ClutchAbuse
20 hours ago

How did I not interpret the Claude logo as a tightly clenched sphincter.

Pru L
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Pru L
20 hours ago
Reply to  ClutchAbuse

All of the AI companies have asshole logos. There’s a picture of (drawn) goatse where the sphincter is depicted by the OpenAI logo

Oldhusky
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Oldhusky
20 hours ago
Reply to  ClutchAbuse

Hey man a butthole is just a butthole. If you are interpreting it as tightly clenched then that is on you and you might have some considering to do.

PlatinumZJ
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PlatinumZJ
22 hours ago

My company doesn’t use AI, but one of our vendors does. Every couple of weeks we have a Teams meeting with them, and they share their screen. I’m just there to run the computer and answer engineering questions, so while everyone is discussing boring stuff like purchase order numbers and warranties, I’m sitting there wondering why our vendor’s version of Excel has a butthole named Claude in the ribbon.

SonOfLP500
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SonOfLP500
23 hours ago

I’m such a Philistine, I thought the Breakfast of Champions thing was a 1970s Formula 1 reference.

Last edited 23 hours ago by SonOfLP500
67 Oldsmobile
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67 Oldsmobile
1 day ago

Since you and Matt are the adults here in charge of shit getting done Peter,could you please figure out what is going on with the layout of the site lately and put it back as it was? Thanks

CUlater
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CUlater
19 hours ago
Reply to  Peter Vieira

Matt should be on Firefox on Android to get the full dog’s dinner experience.

SonOfLP500
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SonOfLP500
23 hours ago
Reply to  67 Oldsmobile

Are you on Firefox? I am, and it’s a dog’s dinner on Windows and iOS, but the site seems to work on Chrome.

Last edited 23 hours ago by SonOfLP500
67 Oldsmobile
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67 Oldsmobile
23 hours ago
Reply to  SonOfLP500

on my tablet it’s a shitshow either way,but it seemed to work on Chrome on my work computer,yes.

SonOfLP500
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SonOfLP500
23 hours ago
Reply to  67 Oldsmobile

iPad? Chrome on my iPhone seems to be OK.

67 Oldsmobile
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67 Oldsmobile
23 hours ago
Reply to  SonOfLP500

I am using Safari now,but Edge is also weird. iPad,yes.

SonOfLP500
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SonOfLP500
23 hours ago
Reply to  67 Oldsmobile

Curiouser and curiouser. Edge works on Windows.
Edit: The top page works on Chrome and Edge, but the features pages are off. Nothing like the mess on Firefox, though.

Last edited 23 hours ago by SonOfLP500
Mollusk
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Mollusk
20 hours ago
Reply to  SonOfLP500

I’m on Firefox and doing just fine… except that I’m back to the standard white background.

EXL500
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EXL500
21 hours ago
Reply to  SonOfLP500

My laptop is on Chrome and…no.

Android phone is fine.

Last edited 21 hours ago by EXL500
MondialMatt
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MondialMatt
1 day ago

Jason’s phone can make an interrobang?!

MondialMatt
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MondialMatt
1 day ago
Reply to  MondialMatt

PS I loved Vonnegut but haven’t read any in 25 years. My wife and I do mention the cat’s “asterisk” all the time.

PPS We also call it the “bark button,” but neither of us can remember why.

Mechjaz
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Mechjaz
21 hours ago
Reply to  MondialMatt

Something something “barking spider” maybe?

Ex-Exeo
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Ex-Exeo
23 hours ago
Reply to  MondialMatt

⸘I thought every phone can‽

Donald Petersen
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Donald Petersen
7 hours ago
Reply to  Ex-Exeo

Hmm. Can’t mine‽

Ah yes. Android. Instead of holding down the period button, use the ?123 button to get to the numerals and primary punctuation marks, then hold down ? in order to obtain ¿ and ‽

Angel "the Cobra" Martin
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Angel "the Cobra" Martin
1 day ago

My favorite Sir-Mix–A-Lot video. And, yes, that did escalate quickly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w59e20ijOpE

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