It’s well past midnight on the East Coast, and the clock is ticking past 12 here in Texas as I tap away. I guess this is a comment from yesterday, but whatever – I’ll sleep better with it done.
Today/yesterday, Jason shared some never-before-seen Jeepster art by Joseph Papai, drawings that were discovered at a flea market of all places, and 1978fiatspyderfan took the opportunity to do a punny bit, which I appreciate:
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Those clearly not-as-nice Jeepster designs give me the Willy’s. You’d never Wrangler me into one of them. Because I fight for my Liberty to remain free. Maybe if I hit my head and it Scramblered my brain. Otherwise it would take a band of Cherokee to even ride in one. Heads up currently I’m going Commando.
Meanwhile, Ignatius J. Reilly was (glam)rockin’ with this solid T.Rex reference:
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The headline should have been, “This was almost a Jeepster for your love.”
This next comment is well past the “of the Day” expiration date, but who cares. When Thomas tapped The Simpsons’ indelible Canyonero commercial spoof to describe the new Cadillac Escalade IQL, GhosnInABox went all-out with new lyrics for the jingle. I appreciate the commitment, and most importantly: lol.
GhosnInABox
Can you name the truck that’s as big as barge, costs as much as house and takes 36 hours to charge?CanyonIQLero!
Well, it goes real fast and drives like a dandy, can pop a stray deer like a Gushers candy!
CanyonIQLero! (Yah!) CanyonIQLero!Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! (Some things never change)CanyonIQLero! !-oh woah, CanyonIQLero!! (Yah!)
And now, to bed! Good morning, everyone!
Top graphic images: Ariola Records; Joseph Papai
Thank you for giving CanyonIQLero the oversized attention that it deserves.
Of all the Canyonero jokes made in the history of the automotive internet, this might be the best.
The comment system has a “follow commenter” feature that I managed to activate for two people by total accident (buttdialing on my phone maybe?) and now the automated stalker function is piling up ALL their comments in my notifications/email inbox.
I got rid of it but what I want to know is: why such a feature. lmao
In case you’re stalking some of our members, we like to help wherever we can!
It’s not “stalking”, it’s “practicing surveillance”….
I love stalking the Jatco Xtronix CVT guy.
Likewise, Mr. Goodman.
I want to know if anyone is following me so I can send them exclusive invitations to my Etsy store featuring carefully curated Hummel figurines.
It notifies you when someone follows you. I know this cause it’s happened to me a few times. I assume all in error, as I’m not particularly interesting.
I had at least one person accidentally follow me, which I know because they replied to one of my comments to tell me so. 🙂