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The Silent But Deadly Staff Member: Tales From The Slack

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Mr. Asa
Mr. Asa
1 month ago

Yes Adrian, the Caddy 500s can be woken up quite easily.
At least, they could when you could still find them in junkyards.

I have a friend that’s obsessed with them.

Dan Pritts
Dan Pritts
1 month ago

Early 90s Honda four cylinder. Reliable and practical in its day. Not quite falling apart but definitely showing its age.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 month ago

Got to say probably an old hit or miss motor. Still running after 60 years. Simple upkeep beer and food. Steady but lacking in power. One wanted the world over for cheap power, but kept outside due to noxious fumes.

Chronometric
Chronometric
1 month ago

I’m pretty sure I am a BMW M10 4-banger. Good bottom end, temperamental head, great for its time but now still running but a bit obsolete.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 month ago

I’d say SWG is a GM Iron Duke, possibly with some of the later Super Duty racing parts added along the way.

Taco Shackleford
Taco Shackleford
1 month ago

David had been getting sick quite a bit more since moving to LA it seems, so I offer the un-reliable 2UZ-FE as my suggestion.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 month ago

After all he subjected himself to in Detroit him moving to California is like Superman landing on earth. He should be invincible out there.

Taco Shackleford
Taco Shackleford
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

He’s just a timing belt away from another 100k miles.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

But in Detroit DT ran on dirty diesel now in California he has to run on purified vegetable oil with 50% ethanol added. An old motor can’t run on California pot and dreams.

The F--kshambolic Cretinoid Harvey Park
The F--kshambolic Cretinoid Harvey Park
1 month ago

It’s because he leaves the house and talks to people for work instead of ice-wrenching and bathing in frozen sewage

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 month ago

“probably the only engine you can measure the piston speed with a stopwatch”

I thought the British were ardent admirers of tickover, or is my understanding on this point, as on so many others, several decades behind the times?

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 month ago
Reply to  Mike Harrell

No we’re admirers of the idle. Being idle.

Last edited 1 month ago by Adrian Clarke
Abdominal Snoman
Abdominal Snoman
1 month ago

hardigree: 2JZ-GE, good old reliable that knows how to have fun occasionally
torch: 13B, small, compact, fragile on its own yet shrugs off abuse, and a lot of fun
mercedes, 2 cyl diesel motorcycle engine, very weird but oh so cool

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 month ago

Matt: something adored by hipsters but is actually basic. M-B OM615 running on hemp oil.

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